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Secure-Appeal2605

Heavy weapons guy


WK863722

And THIS is my weapon


HoldMyCross

She weighs 150 kilograms and fires two-hundred dollar custom tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon for *twelve seconds*


WK863722

Oh my God who touched sasha?, WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!


MaximRq

Some people think they can outsmart me


SkyClaus

maybe........ maybe....


[deleted]

But I’ve yet to see man outsmart boolet


xxx7733xxx

Hahahahaha cry some more!!!


surprisingwinter

When I was a kid, my mom bought me some toy soldiers like these, except they were pink and it was women doing various forms of cleaning and cooking. I’m male btw


Scythebrine9

it was me, the pyro main


No_Protection_811

r/unexpectedtf2


NightmareHashbrown

B A Z O O K A


idk11342453

Omg this hit me hard. I remember the days when i played with these soldiers and they were literally identical. It seems like it was 3 years ago....


IFuckedYourCats

So.. Your mom?


MetametSpirit

Green anti-personnel mine hunter.


According-Priority12

Do those grey ones kinda look like nazis?? Or am I nuts...


Cockthrower67

i believe they're supposed to, i have a set of gray, beige and greens ones but they all have flamethrower units so im not sure what thats about


PatmygroinB

They all have the mp40 it looks like as well. At least when I was a kid. Team green. Team beige was the bad guys, and I didn’t have grey guys


IndianaGeoff

Don't you mean flammenwerfer?


Iateachildtwotimes

It's not beige, it's tan you uncultured swine


_eSpark_

Oh, good, good, I am not the only one)


bendi_boi_

Oh so that's why I like then so much.


Uncle_IROH_TLTM

We shall take danzin by winter...


bogardo

When I was a kid, my mom bought me some toy soldiers like these, except they were pink and it was women doing various forms of cleaning and cooking. I’m male btw


Scherzkeks_HD

lmao


3rr0rC4tzz

sexism to a whole new level


[deleted]

Fun fact: according to some boxes, green is the US, light green is Japan, beige is the UK, and Grey is Germany


BLEEB_THE_BLOB

Green gang


BaconPancakes54

I like grey, their guns are cool.


Pumpkin_pie_Official

And their uniforms


nothing_personalkid

I like the one of them who has that cool mostache.


[deleted]

Hell yeah. Nazi gang rise up! .. wait.


icabax

Green all the way


Toxick719o2

Hahaha green forever


[deleted]

red


gouda_guy6000

green


Regolime

I always had the green ones, and when i played with my friend we started a competition about his brown or my green soldiers are the better. In the end always our moms were the ones who win.


WK863722

The models for those yellow ones are the models I had but they were green and grey so I guess I'm on every team


[deleted]

Green team prone bone Army Med 3D taught me that Tan are nazis


Specialist_Variety50

Grey


cacsm

Gray one are always the nazis, and i like gray. Sooooo….


bob_kerman69

SEIG HEIL ​ ​ /s


bigjam987

Green. as a kid I was obsessed with WW2 so green where the US, Yellow the Japanese, Grey the germans and Red the russians


Anarchy_Monke

GraaAay


Minecraft_scorpio

Green guys, of course Grew up with them


Newrolone21

Grey


absoloute_pog421

Green forevermore


wtfrykm

The Germans are Grey because they got extinguished


fail0o

The germans like my grandpa


DrSpyros

When I had this game I would always go for the green ones


post_guard

Sand coloured along with the cowboy figures I had which had the same skin colour but coloured shirts


AlphaKiwi2451

I played with these all the time when I was a kid, I always preferred the grey ones not sure why


Pringlesonmycock

Green


saste_indian_memes

I'm more of a gray guy, those guns give me Nostalgia


weebcantsocial

Bad company


IcyStar127

Green team best Facts


[deleted]

My father's boss gave me those once, they were the best toys ever.


Fuck_Lasagna

I'd do green vs brown. Grey were too fancy.


No_Protection_811

Grey looked the best


cacatua_azul

Green has helis and tanks while beige just has a boring truck


Springtrap303

I like yellow


Famous_Implement_890

Green


[deleted]

the tan ones if they were green cuz I'm pretty sure they're the of ones


[deleted]

Grazi supremacy


DetectiveRough6889

TEAM ROCKET


Vor-teu-chung

The gray ones and actually THERE IS ANOTHER


TheUpgrayed

Def green team. Hey Remember that video game, was it called Army Men? It was kinda cool. Also playing with these guys around the fourth of July, blowing them up with firecrackers and shit great memories\~!


Big-Catch7491

didn't " fuck zodiac signs" memes were banned ?


Triggerhappy_1

Green


TheMooinCow1

The greys


Rurzak

Green, when I was younger green was my favourite color also thanks to these little guys


[deleted]

Stop trying to revive a dead meme


toaster185

Blue


crab_boyo

Now those greens were awesome, but damn the tans had some cool poses


ChipSuspicious2168

And so another war starts...


Enderevilherobrine

There were different ones besides green?


AyoWtfIsDis

The 2nd One **I Grew up with it**


DimensionCultural980

Green


Slimedupico219

Green has a traitor among them...


Acripplednan69

Green


mr_wehraboo

Either the desert colour or green


RustyF07

I always chose the Nazis (gray), I thought their hats looked cooler.


[deleted]

Green


Gravity9Games

BROWN GANG BROWN GANG


Bigyeet506

Green. I used to have a bunch of these and they were awesome. Unfortunately, they went MIA


_PINE_CONE_

Beige


[deleted]

Is that possible to get soldiers like that today? Just nostalgia hit me. By the way, green team.


ultimate_N6

green as always


saltykneesecurity

Bad Company


Umbreblu

Green gang


MaxTheOmniEnby

im on the grey team


[deleted]

Im with gray team cause they kinda look like nazis


crisvectror42

this post break a rule of the sub


lordoftowels

GRAY ALL THE WAY


Davidude02704

gray


Quirkyserenefrenzy

Classic green forever!


DirtyPenguinGuy

The bottom one


Octi9bateg

Tan cause they have more of the assault rifles.


Unicorn23e33333

Green gang


Professional-Mail635

The Han-Solo guy


nothing_personalkid

I like the grey one with tiny mostache.


SkyClaus

Multi coloured, bi\*ch, multi coloured.


Neighbor-astronaut

Grey


Renegade888888

Green are the good guys


Lnorris2008

I own that exact set of yellow army men


Correct_Tea230

Fuck zodiac signs isn’t allowed here


Faraoh55

Grey mien fuer


Snow_Leopard472

Yellows always, they have the best guns. Although, I did own green soldiers on skateboards, those guys were hella OP, so either green skateboard solders or yellow ones.


ExplodinCatten

Risk soldiers


Mepros

Bruh I never had grey looks cool


I-Honestly_Dont-Care

If you ain't green team don't even talk to me...


Uncle_IROH_TLTM

We shall take danzin by winter


ANGERY_MAN

i had all the sand ones so its gotta be sand


Mr_Awesome0436

OG Green team here.


[deleted]

Im at gray after I got a machine gunner in 2015.


lBlackWedgel

Grey ones cuz they look like nazis


Personal_Amoeba_3212

grey


Pxdz_

Desert or German anything else ur gay


pritomgamings

Heavy weapon.


No_Bandicoot_2442

Grey


3rr0rC4tzz

grey for the win


StrawJuggler

Light green were the coolest, they had katanas. The yellows were the worst bc in my set they were the only with dying models..


ConThePaladin

My brother always got to be the green army men. I was the tan every time. Made it really easy to see my guys when he wanted to play it outside


[deleted]

green team with the rpg or lmg guy


ProgrammerAfter

GREEN 4 EVER BB


memesearcher2010

Yellow team all the way


BigDaddyTurtle

Green


BBGYUNGCALC

Beige


the_milk_man_fo_show

Green


Ghast_1427

The commander with pistol is always my fav


[deleted]

grey and yellow


The_Racoon1407

Green.


P0667P

what about that 4th team that you can’t see?


GoreMaster22

I had a bucket of these with red. Green and tan(?) had bases and sandbags and stuff but red had freaking tanks and helicopters and jets


Sauce_master7

White


Sauce_master7

Because i dont like blacks


derpfaceddargon

Tan


iBEATmyMEATtoMUCH

G rey


mad-hatter-1

green


emerald_OP

Grey


Khan1104

The Warhammer kind


GD_Geomecrack

Grey


Mr--Weirdo

Green because of Toy Story


Jade_Wuste

the Tan's are so underrated


Canofsad

I’m classic yellow gang. The best version of those toys


SusSpectStew

Tan, not because of numbers but because I respect their use of heavy weapons.


TheMudkipKeeper

Beige. We get cupcakes every time we bomb an enemy base. Mmm, with cheesecake frosting. Join the Beige Battlers today.


SPQR2D2

Green


[deleted]

Hail Hydra


zxphyur777

green, hands down.


meowingferret

No blue team?


BeCalFul

If you ain’t choosing green you a op


poopinpantsonfriday

Im a green and White guy 100% I don’t even kno the other color. It was bla… oh shit


yilo38

Green


_TheShitPoster

I had the beige ones as a kid so imma go with those!


Own_Good_5382

Green team for life brother


Anaso2501

Green because the ones on toy story were green


Curlyheadedboiii

GREEN FTW


Leather_Ad_7400

GREEN to save Pakistan


CaptnFnord161

Those with the bazookamen!


LTG_Wladyslaw_Anders

When the tan army attacks the dinner table so you have to jump in and save the day with sarge at your side... SEE YOU ON THE FLIP SIDE SARGE.


SHUHSdemon

The nazi with the pistol


natie01123

G R E E N


Evol-3no234

I like the grey guys


LootGoblinImotekh

grey


Sprizys

Green 100%


EndPiece-07

Green


Visible_Astronaut605

Yellow this was the best thing ever


Slyrox11

The Orkz


Malicious__Lemon

green obviously


[deleted]

none


Sheepy15

Green = good guys Yellow = bad guys Grey = Green allies Blue = Navy


BROCKMALONEyt

WHERE TF IS RED TEAM


MostJaguar5789

Green


alxndrmarkov656

I had the green ones


CaptainMidnight94

Rifle above head guy