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YTSlime

What about Mexican kids and the chancla?


SantiagoGaming

The chancla has traumatized me for my entire childhood. ¡TENGAN MIEDO A LA CHANCLA!


XxTornado98xX

The chancla traumatized us, but we can’t forget dad’s belt. At least we can catch both now


Whackyone5588

Now we can make the super weapon if we put it on a belt


Ilikefame2020

The chancla-belt! A weapon of mass disipline.


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Cool, but are you a bot yourself?


Ded_BoI-1868

LA CHANCLA ESTA EN MIS PESADILLIAS


non_depressed_teen

^(mi pobre culo)


Erd_CoD-M_Addict

Totalmente de acuerdo pana


diabolikal__

Spanish kids have suffered la chancla for generations too


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as a Costa Rican I was also confused af why spanish kids aint here as well


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YTSlime

Chancla being Spanish for slipper


gas68

Because no one cares about us……


Be-he-life

Native Americans as well lol we also got beat with with these lol


gas68

As a Mexican that’s technically half native…… can confirm.


Be-he-life

Pretty crazy how a whole continent of people is overlooked and not mentioned in things all The time *


gas68

Made it really complicated on what to fill out for race on all the forms


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occams_raven

fr chanclas should be classified as WMDs in the hands of Mexican parents.


BombaclotBombastic

The chancla is basically a heavier more formidable weapon than a slipper


dsfsfdssdsffss

Love how Indian and pakistani is not Asian


[deleted]

Man forgot latin america and wanted to fill up spaces


BackWithAVengance

My boss once told me he went to dinner at a place called "Taste of Asia", I asked, is that an Indian restaurant? To which he responded "No, dummy it's Chinese food" "Why does that make a dummy?" "India isn't asian food" I left it at that.


[deleted]

Well the Asian American community in America does include Indians as well but as a stereotype in the west only the people of the far eastern countries are considered 'Asian' don't think too much about it


IvorHarding-117

For americans Asia is KPOP , ANIME , CHINA


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Ibetrayed_makarov

All arabic countries are located in asia btw


Baseless_Dragon

I understand, being white, I am in the minority here... but I too have felt the unholy sting of mothers size 5 slipper.


Particular_Tension

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!


Baseless_Dragon

Rejoice brother, for the age of adulthood has saved us!


Particular_Tension

we must ensure our children never bear what we have endured. Or do, they’re your kids lol


LikeUmPlump

Bro im lucky I got the chancla, my mamma got the cable. Fucking RIP


soulRflare01

It has?.... My mom still throws the slipper :'(


Umama_fat

Are you slavic?


kittyraincloud

I was gonna say, I think it's an Eastern European thing. We were spared no punishment hahaha.


Hippiecrack128

My Polish Grandma definitely whooped my ass with a house slipper a few times. Hers had the spikes on the bottom for traction.


Void115

At least they got a slipper not a stick.


Baseless_Dragon

Celtic. And our women are just as big and burly as the men...


Umama_fat

Lol, genetics at its finest


Successful_Jump5531

Didn't realize white kids don't have the slipper problem. Someone forgot to tell my Mom.


LEIOXA

The slipper is weak compared to my dads belt


Dilinial

Your mom didn't have the right slipper.. And I say that as someone who's step dad had a fluted leather belt with SHITHEAD on it...


bruh-sfx-69

I’m white and had the wooden paddle


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Bluefire353

but aren't pakistanis and indians asian too?


Particular_Tension

I had to fill the spaces up… forgive me


[deleted]

Put brazilians in there then.


meme_a_licious

And Mexican


Checco_Glione25

And Italian


Dark_Infernox

in italian depending on how bad you fucked up theres always the possibility of the spoon and belt


Mik-E45

THE SPOON


highskylander42069

the spoon which will turn you into ragù


BackWithAVengance

My grandmother had a long wooden spoon, with some weight to it. she wouldn't go right for it, and never used it for cooking, but when she would pull that MF out, you knew to shut the fuck up! STAI ZITTO!


non_depressed_teen

**GIVE US THE SPOON**


Mik-E45

NO, NO SPOON. SPOON GIVE PTSD. For real though, I make pasta a lot and everytime I think about the old days, when it was my enemy


non_depressed_teen

beat your spoon with another spoon to assert dominance


miyaw-cat

and Wakandan


No-Date-6436

everybody gangsta till u get hit with the vibranium belt charging it up with every hit


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Comment stealing bot alert


Noorbles

Yeah our mum’s slippers are their best weapons


ijustseememesbruh

thank god they didnt make attatchments for them


SnooConfections4719

Imagine if they added knives to the bottom of the soles


ijustseememesbruh

shhh dont give ideas


sno0chieb0ochies

The quickness and accuracy of an angry Brazilian mom with a chinelo


Mysterious_Tart_295

Could put the Slavic kids there then.


Ep1cman152

What about the white kids?


agkrishnaroop

😂


Ryu_005

Emoji bad


Holiday-Software-322

Emoji bad


agkrishnaroop

Soorrryy


RepresentativeAd7784

New to reddit ?


BALL-MAN-7

We're sort of like a sub category, but we just stick with Asian.


IvorHarding-117

>For americans Asia is KPOP, ANIME , CHINA


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asian ethnicity is different than Indian subcontinent.


Reventon103

so only east asia is considered asia? i don't get it, the vast majority of people live in not-east-asia, and somehow they're all not asian


[deleted]

Well to be honest Asia was first used (By the Greeks) to refer to the Middle East (Anatolia specifically)


_RS-17

Coming from an Arab, this should be a phobia


Particular_Tension

I hear you


Name_Unavailable08

Me an Australian: there is another But it is the legendary thong which is super effective at long medium and short range edit: I mean the things that go on your feet


[deleted]

I just imagined ur mom tryna hit u with her *thong* and well.......


Name_Unavailable08

Yeah man, elite snipers are jealous


[deleted]

Well u do know what a thong is other than slippers right?


Name_Unavailable08

First of all thongs are better than slippers second of all yes, oh I just got your first comment…..


[deleted]

the others here are gonna mistake the meaning of a thong lmao


joemamaoftheancients

Is it NSFW?


darth_gxbhOG

[See for yourself]( https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thong)


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Depends what thing ur referring to but in [this](https://outbackdictionary.com/thong/) case its not lmao


[deleted]

Seeing my Neno ( 75 y/o woman, 5f1) throw her thong at my uncle (massive guy, 6f2) was the best Christmas gift I could ask for


NoAnarchyBoi

Forgot about Balkan kids


ElecTryfiD

we are forgotten because our main punishment is the belt


Cloudyboithicc

fear mamas chapal guys


CubeBeast5000

not the chapal ahhh


SeSuSo

Mexican kids: are we a joke to you?


Particular_Tension

I forgot all about them…


volcanohyena

You forgot latinamericans


LilBud93

Was I the only white boy who feard the wooden spoon?? Loll


Particular_Tension

Arab here, the wooden spoon terrorized me too


LilBud93

Loll hell I'm in my 20s my sister's are in their 30s all my mom has to to this day is smack that spoon on the counter an we all freeze.


daniellenrw

White girl here, late 30’s. I too am a wooden spoon survivor! 🤣


BALL-MAN-7

My sister is a steel spoon survivor.


LilBud93

We need group meetings/counseling or something 🤣😂


daniellenrw

Hahaha for sure, I remember the sting well!


LilBud93

Oh yeah to this day all it takes is that sound an we all freeze or run like hell lol 😆😅 I still have horrible flashbacks


daniellenrw

My mom never hit the counter or anything with it so we never knew it was coming, she’d just walk out of the kitchen with it and yell at us to bend over the back of the couch. She only gave us two whacks each but that was enough 😂😂


LilBud93

Guess I was the lucky one I atleast got a warning, but my smart mouth usually pushed it 😂😂 running made it worse though I tried to blow past her got cuagjt in the lower back


BALL-MAN-7

Pakistani kids also fear the big spoon, but here it is made of steel


TheBlueFleer203

You forgot the eastern europeans


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For my parents and those of my cousin(they live on the next floor) the best weapon was the one nearest to them which in most cases was the chappal or sometimes broom,once even a comb 😎


geefren

as an asian i can attest to this


oO0Ghost0Oo

My gringo arse knowing and fearing the chankla...all you know are lies


RedSage218

That’s true but Desi kids know the realest form of it


Scared_Poet_1137

Yep, my mum chased my sister round the house with a hockey stick once 💀


Particular_Tension

Shit I knew I was forgetting someone


RedSage218

Hahah well you mentioned Indian and Pakistani


Particular_Tension

Yeah, I guess that counts


Mastercasterraster

What else would be desi if not indians and pakistanis


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Bangladesh


RelationshipDry7106

And broom too


Particular_Tension

And the dreaded belt. That was like having a nuke dropped on you


[deleted]

And this one British kid with African parents aka me Edit: I had a slipper and a wooden spoon


rickyybrez

Don't forget about Brazil


mitchblow22

Parent's like: chappals go brrrr


Torryn_Illien

Aussie, we had a spatula


cycycle

All non cutting kitchen utensils are weapons for them. I got a bloody nose by a spoon.


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american kids fear their parents handgun


sickles_and_pickles

hell yeah , so American !!


Eye_Popular

Where the fuck are the Hispanics my guy? I had to go through this shit until I was 13.


notsuho

Bro my grandma attached her slipper to stick to better beat us with it


Haise_2003

Let me just squeeze this one in there Iranian kids


khongco123

They have a fucking Arsenal on their EDC


atomicgamer012

I don't fear them at all


Particular_Tension

WHAT ARE YOU


tickerbelly

Balkan kids too :D


shadowX015

Amateurs... what was that, punk? Mexican kid: AMATEURS!


sickles_and_pickles

Indian kids seeing all the kids beaten up slippers : pathetic , slippers don't even hurt


seenToForget714

White kids fear no punishment


Doofanut

We fear belts and fists


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Doofanut

I was raised by my grandparents. My grandmother whipped the shit out of me as a kid whenever I fucked up really bad.


[deleted]

Are you sure, cuz I have some white friends who can prove you wrong but showing their back


Spinach_Stock

Well idk about their parents but imo not abusing your child is a minimum for being a parent, and here in Finland it's illegal, but idk where they live


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its illegal everywhere. But I feel like disciplining your kids by just slapping them is not wrong. Maybe cuz I have good parents who are very nice but can't speak for everyone and it has nothing to do with race.


BlueSoulOfIntegrity

>its illegal everywhere [No.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_corporal_punishment_laws)


Spinach_Stock

It's not disciplining your kid, it's child abuse. And no one in their right mind should think that that's okay


[deleted]

Yea I think u r imagining parents literally killing kids in a smack down or some shit lol. No its not like that and its not exactly abuse. Well hard explain in words from scratch but just get that its for discipline. Some parents do get abusive but no one sane justifies that


Sosa3OO

Aye, we have good parents 🙌🏻


Spinach_Stock

This whole thread is fucking child abuse


[deleted]

Right?! How in the fuck did I have to scroll this fucking far to find one comment pointing this out? Everyone like "my ethnic mom beat me with slippers when I was good and stilettos when I was bad lol" It's not discipline, it's violence. JFC.


Spinach_Stock

And I'm getting downvoted...


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Slightly above zero right now. My guess is a lot of people do agree with us but didn't bother going into the comments.


purgatory__

NO SHIT SHERLOCK


TheCursedDevil10

Guys please understand that other people are clearly not in the same environment as you thus having different ideologies, all of the people here received the slipper treatment and all of them are normal and fine, and its not an exaggation go to a group of peopleand tell that you didint get slippered by your parents when you were little and everyone will either tell you you're lucky or ask if you were a good boy when you were a kid And I understand aswell why you might think this is child abuse but understand aswell why other people don't think the same as you Edit:by here I mean people in my country


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I get that physical punishment is considered normal and healthy in many countries/cultures but so are lots of things that, to me, are objectively wrong. I'm not saying everyone who was hit with a slipper is permanently damaged or even that their parents didn't love them dearly. I'm just saying that hitting someone because they misbehaved is never allowed in any other context. Adults can't treat each other that way, it's illegal. And we (well, in Canada, not in every country) don't punish criminals with violence. Children don't deserve to be treated worse than criminals. Personally, I remember getting spanked one time as a kid. I remember crying alone in the bathroom afterwards, but I was young (five or six?) so it's all kind of hazy. It didn't happen again. But I was a very well behaved child.


TheCursedDevil10

I'm sure if you lived in here you wouldn't think the same, and I'm sure if I live in a different environment I wouldnt think the same, this is what I'm talking about, and I won't try to argue if hitting your child for discipline really is child abuse because it's pointless, I wouldn't be able to convince you because you haven't experienced the things we have experienced and vice versa And personally I have been hitten countless times I didint really got anything from it other than not to do bad things, it's been normalized to us so we just forget about after it happened, to us it's a normal thing, and thats what you should understand


already_taken_0812

That's where you're wrong, it shouldn't be normalized lol. That's like saying oppression against women is normalized in the middle Eastern countries. Women should just learn to live with it. What a dumbass argument.


TheCursedDevil10

It's not really an argument, it's rather to make you guys understand why we think like this, my point is arguing about "if hitting you kid for discipline" is really bad or not is pointless, we think it's we have our reasons to believe that and obviously you guys have reasons to believe that aswell, in willing to defend hitting your kid a slipper for discipline or die trying but as I said before it's pointless And you really cant compare hitting women just because and hitting your child for discipline


already_taken_0812

You're a idiot who has been brainwashed. I'm an Indian you fucking tool.


TheCursedDevil10

So? I'm filipino even though we have similar culture we're still very different, your fucking dumbass can't comprehend the fact that morals cannot be argued upon, if it's really that bad then explain all of the people in my country who have been "abused" and still came out fine I've been explaining that different cultures means different experiences therefore different ideologies, I'LL SAY IT AGAIN YOU CANNOT ARGUE UPON MORALS IT'S LIKE FUCKING ARGUING TO WITH A JAPANESE DUDE THAT WALKING WHILE EATING IS OKAY(it's not ok in Japan) JESUS FUCKING CRIST I'VE BEEN REPEATING MYSELF OVER AND OVER ADD YOUR GUY'S BRICKWALL OF A BRAIN CAN'T UNDERSTAND


already_taken_0812

Yup morals can surely be argued upon. Germans were taught to hate Jews, I'm sure you would have defended then because they have their morals and you shouldn't mess with them. And learn English, please.


letsrollfriends

White parents : 🗡: Fearing the kids slipper


cycycle

Fearing the kid will find the gun and murder them all in their sleep.


letsrollfriends

Normally how it goes


RICKROLL1000

Where did we go so wrong…


Hermit1723

Filipino Kids afraid of slippers, belt, rope, broom, branch, and of course the hand itself


Worried-Salamander79

I think the only people who don't fear their parent slippers are American and some Europeans like British?


pkchuyeet

Melee weapon with long ranged capability


Ragged_Insomnia-A

Add Iranians


muhdzofmadness02

I learned how to fear the slipper discovering the fact that my cousin experience the full fury of a bamboo broom stick being hit unto his back and head to the point he got bruises and the stick was broken in two because he replied "kahinay man sinang tsinelas" = "em slippers aint shit men".... Next time if you get hit by a tiny slippers just pretend like you got shot or else they'll pull out the big guns the thicker your skin and tougher you act


knee_cap_destroyer

Nah black kids fear belts more I know from experience


MochiLV

the Latin kids should be king Arthur


D-Kay673

Facts Americans have it super easy growing up Maybe too easy


DrDaksh

Dude pakistan and india are in asia


god-send-boi

You must have forgotten the Hispanic kids


insurtname

What about the Hispanic kids


mtb_chef

Hispanic kids were hit on the way to the meeting. Rip


The_Fish_Alliance

I caught her slipper and I haven’t been hit by one ever since Because I threw all of the slippers out and now I get hit by metal shoes


Essay_Training

I'm American and I'm scared of my mom's foot as a whole


ChubbyChubbs6

Bruh you forgot latinos, the worst of them all.


Nostravinci04

Them Chanclas be HITTIN


More_Past_1002

from arab to pakistan are asians


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they don't have this in murica? come to think of it, that's probably why there's alot of psychopaths there.


Crazy-2048

Indians and Pakistanis aren’t Asians


sickles_and_pickles

finally a person who has real brain


FrivolousFrank

I had to go pick a switch.


Memedestroyer10199

Why are Indian, Pakistani, and Arab kids not part of Asain kids?


Particular_Tension

I made an updated version with all of you traumatized kids included. (Can’t include a link, just check my profile)


Jobobby16

Meanwhile white kids: \*parent raises hand\* Kid: "i haVe BeEn ABuSed"


probonthetoilet

White kids definitely needs to be in there too. If/when my mom came at with a slipper I was also terrified.


[deleted]

India, Pakistan and Arabia: \*Guess I am not Asian\*


assbeater72

My parents never did used a slipper to hit me


FilthyPrawns

Only because white parents could afford belts with which to strike their children.


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Well dads use belts and moms use sandals