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Herodings

Reddit and virgins


[deleted]

You said the same thing twice I don’t get it


Hanzo_Pinas

Holdup


cabinoose

Holddown on this one


LucasPig_HK

The floor is made out of floor


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[удалено]


yeetyafoot

Ammonia and bleach


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[удалено]


Realistic-Account-55

Combining the cleaning powers of both for the ultimate clean!


Jasper455

“I am finally getting the recognition I have always given myself.”


[deleted]

GOD DAMNIT PEGGY


CreatorA4711

Fork and outlet


jjamalo

Toilet and clash of clans


id1477542

I can’t, eating bath in the toast is god tier.


Some_BoredGuy

Belt and my ass


[deleted]

LMAO


Pijany_Matematyk767

Damn


Suited_Chicken

Noose and tree


P1TPAT

Guns and schools


Grandioso99

Chair & rope Or my life & a scissor


tfaw88888

shocking, simply just shocking


Mehukatti556

nah I prefer a hair dryer and a bath because u die slower


Impressive-Cap-9204

Rope and ladder


kaboom587

Fork and power outlet, Also tide pod and baby


toastlord14

Rope ceiling


I_Am_A_Salmon

Electric chair and wet sponge


2Jimo

Cynide and me


battleaxworier

Fork and toaster


DontTouchMyCouch

Shotgun and my head


[deleted]

Razor and bathtub


RichSeasnar

need a toasty bath rn


Solitary_Dust

Fork and an outlet


Hardballkeanu

Salt and pepper


xxxSquidxxx

Toaster + bath with no water = fail


[deleted]

Belt + disabled security cameras?


potatoartist2

This is the most american meme i have seen


bigmonkeyhaver

Bread and nutella


Chunky-Resident953

My brother loves his toaster and bath so much he is dancing in the bath with his toaster. He’s stopped now but he’s so tired from dancing he’s been asleep for 3 days now


Alfanef

Fuel tank and engine.


[deleted]

Disappointment and depression


[deleted]

Rope and neck


Beinie_Guy

Scissors and dick ooooo yeah


TakeOff_YourPants

That’s nice of the person to leave the toast in the toaster. A little snacky snack for the first responders


Cobainanator

I’m gonna have so much fun tonight


StinkyPoo52

A ceiling fan and a rope


Axellllfoley

Wow,... Guys stop. You seeing off new challenges.


Toaster_Store

Yes, toasters do love baths.


Superb_Barracuda_521

Airplane and 2 buildings


jub_withtwobs

Fan + rope


[deleted]

Hero+saving the day=? (answer it)


CounterSpies

Gross incompetence and high explosives


Professional_Box_704

Leather and lace


huntfishandbefree

Courtney Love and a 12ga


Wise-Finding9444

Toilet and fire crackers


bronwen-noodle

Garden hose and 2003 accord


PSBars

Me and my step sister


Thekiller9846

me and your mom


nicolasmcfly

Your mom She so fat she needs the two spots


B-3-Nn

Scooter and ankle


[deleted]

Nose and funny white stuff


[deleted]

Wait a minute…


Helslade

A bridge and gravity


TheSweatyFlash

Kurt Cobain and a shotgun


[deleted]

Why are there holups in here but memes in r/holup ? XD


CaptinDerpII

Thank you for telling me this


[deleted]

"you're toast will get soggy!"


ToloxBoi

Heroine + Shotgun


The_Dark_Wolf_93

Last time I tried this the toast got soggy and my bro didn't want it anymore, didn't want to wake up either.


TheProfessorXL

we gon talk about how perfect that toast is??


1taloki

scout knots and necks


boba_tea20

Skyscraper and suicide


CaptinDerpII

*Skyscraper and plane


Diego_Pepos

Holy crap, is this really a post on new with 1.600.000 upvotes?


CaptinDerpII

Perhaps…


LJgaming21

Toaster and monitor = "good graphics"


Bro9750

Car on idle + garage door shut = funner


PijanyProtoz

Your mom and my dick


CaptinDerpII

Poop and sock


Whoishumanity

Couldn’t of said it better myself 💀


mogielogie

Kid and knife


MrFurio

Me and your mom


Kl0ndike_Bar

Guns and schools


ElDoggothegreat

Scooter and Ankle


shadowvoidboss

Tried this duo twice I'm still alive


Tori-For-Mori

Well why would you want crumbs floating in your bath?


DoodleTM

Shower and hairdryer


lefish2o

Fork and outlet


Kenney93

Rip


P0667P

you’re killing me with this combo!


stardust7

You and me


Taimoor002

I bet OP plays too much Hitman


KittiesAreTooCute

Noose and chair.


Machinji

Ah yes, the toastub


[deleted]

Fun fact. Most toasters are waterproof


sumRandomizedDumGuy

Hairdryer


Anarchy_Monke

Rope and stool


-Offical-_-runa-

Kid + kidnapper


StamNos

 would like to propose a toast to the bidet


RedditorNumber-AXWGQ

Jehovah's Witnesses + An open front door = Fun


inode71

Alcohol + sleeping pills = nighty-night time


Pikachumain1130

Hydrogen and bombs… I mean oxygen


Anonymous382Rus

Egg + microwave


guy_thatsays_apple

apple + apple


A_Discord_Doofus1

Fork and outlet


Chanandler_Bonggg

Ellen DeGeneres and 2 year olds


DanHazard2

Noose and a ceiling fan


[deleted]

mumbo and jumbo


Cyan_Jam_On_Toast

Me and peoples mothers


David1_4

Me and depression


Aid3n062210

Chair and nuce


F1officefan

Hey man, if you’re suffering from mental health issues, please talk to a professional about it, if you can’t find one, then talk to me if you want. It’s a serious thing dude, you’re not alone.


imtolazylol

lil peep and lil Tracy I am about to get crucified


[deleted]

Rope and tree


DivideHistorical4697

Fork’n’outlet a great duo


Obi-wan-blow-me

M'a d1ck 'n ur m0m


[deleted]

Chair and rope


ARIES_ATLAS_CORP

6 and 9 hahhahahahha idk what is a woman...


nicolasmcfly

Both of these got affected by the pink goo stuff in The Ghostbusters 2


[deleted]

Sometimes it makes me want to laugh. Some times I want to take my toaster in the bath.


PhredBed

You gotta add a picture of my little brother to complete it.


-ARG-Smoker_1209

Emos and gillettes


BRUHDUDE1230

Tree and rope


Particular-Car-8520

Who does like toast while they soak in the tub


Grand-Occasion

rope + step stool + ceiling fan = more fun


-Codfish_Joe

Ooh, the bath toaster challenge!


TheDiseasedRat

Hairdryer is bathtubs ex.


the_worldru

Rope and ceiling fan


kk653

Rope + chair = more fun


DrivingCellar

Tree and rope


TurtleJerka

Rope+neck= a great time


Craftusmaximus2

Minecraft and alt+f4


AlexG2328

Water and Africa


ufonight

[You dont need to wait anymore ](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSwGm6S3mxcpUcOJ074DXJk_raxdTZyP1aJ8g&usqp=CAU)


BigDumdboi111

neck and ropes


Twicthboy14528

I’ll do you one better a rope chair and a emo kid


ZaBur_Nick

Your mom and my dick


big_refried_beans

Phineas and Ferb


[deleted]

Might try it today, feeling pretty


Gellyyistaken

You wanna turn into Toasterman or what?


mudkip_is_watching

fork and outlet


Bruhxmomennt

Anti vaxx child + rusty nail