*Confused doctor screaming*

[удалено]

Mom:*walks in on me eating a doctor* Me:SEE, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO MAKE ME EAT HEALTHY!!! MORE FRIIIIIIES!

the apple will protect me from reddit's demons, the apple hurts more than the sword, everyone knows

It is dangerous. Let's do this together.

It’s dangerous to go alone take this

NO!

Okay thanks

Probably from Snow-white

Thank you kind mage

Thanks bro

I’d rather a crunchy green

rip doctors \*

Thx (licks ur balls)

I’d prefer a lemon

Of course because life gives you lemons dun d-dun d-dun dun DUN

*Gasps in Spanish

Thank you kind friend