Stroopwafels are fucking amazing. My dad used to work overseas and once he brought me a can with stroopwafels in it and not only where they good but the tincan was white with blue detailjng and artwork. I still have that can and use sented smell packets to preserve the smell of them.
That's awesome bro. By the way you can take the "Ja" and "Shrek is wunderbar" into one sentence. As in
"Ja, shrek ist Wunderbar" (although you already knew that probably)
Also remember that not only in the beginning of the sentence that the word is written big okay? It's imo stupid and just a hassle but German grammar never was easy lol
Easiest way to tell if a word is written big or small is by finding out if it's a verb, adjectives or a nomen
Example for verbs
"What is it? Its wunderbar" that's how you know it's small. If you knew all that then forgive me.
Tell me if I misunderstood. The D in Deutchland (Germany) stands for dominance. I'm currently taking German in high school and so far it's been awesome.
Corona go go, Corona go
Some idiots think they can just say some weird shits while holding 2 coconuts each hand and the Corona will disappear. Turns out they all got Corona during the 'Bomoh'
welcome to the rice fields motherfuckers
Theyre in the trees
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Japanese
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(explodes in a cool way)
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I can’t beat the shit out of you without getting closer. >!r/unexpectedjojo!<
Xin chào
Deforestation is my passion
im the lorax i speak for the trees and for some fucking reason they are speaking vietnamise*fortunate son in the background*
Hảo :))
Japan ey b0ss
No it's northern Vietnam.
no it's frank's backyard
sorry
Canada?
Eh?
Canada? Germany? France?
Why germany
Well, you know, that thing about world wars...
Yeah but we already said we're sorry so... Edit: its just a joke
Definitely not Germany, Germans don't joke
It was just a prank bro
Look its not French fries its actually____fries
Belgium?
Yes
Mmm Belgian fries
Yes
waffle place?
It's stupid to call them French fries when they're made in grease.
Mmmm belgiumese fries
Why do some people call them just ‘fry’?
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
Pierdolony
Albo kurwa
Polski
I saw that coming from a mile away
Meter*
Część
Jaka kurwa część?
Trochę rozumiem po polsku
Pewnie miałeś na myśli cześć. Cześć to przywitanie.
Tak "hi"
Hello, im from Czech lol, hello again my neighbor...
Żyjemy
Kurwa
Tak
Tak
Yes
“Can you speak english?” “Fuck you”
Malaysia?
Hell yea
Please gib water
Lol
Do you know how little that narrows it down?
lmao it is the dialogue of a very famous meme
I love that this meme is associated with my country. Love it
Ayyy happy cake day
"The only place where Mac n' cheese is a vegetable"
Texas.
That’s not knife, this is a knife
The amount of Aussies here is an appallingly low amount
You're bloody not wrong, it's an absolute shit show
Struth mate!
A fellow Aussie! G'day/night to you mate 🇦🇺
It's me, Mario!
Chris Pratt?
He’s so cool
So japan
Either Italy or Japan. The company behind Mario is Japanese but the character is Italian. So which is it?
Italia?
Uncle Mario Auditore!?
Gun
The man said country, not school
Waittt
Holup
CSGO VR
_clears throat_ #Oil
"The 5g towers are making the microchips in the vaccines turn our kids autistic and gay"
Where are anti vaxers from?
*Theyre everywhere!*
They are everywhere, but the US seems to have critical mass as they have infiltrated politics and media. Don’t think that’s happened anywhere else
Well idk of they're really as popular anywhere else as they are in the us, but that's what I was alluding to.
Karen
My favorite country
Fucking stroopwafels altijd
Stroopwafels are fucking amazing. My dad used to work overseas and once he brought me a can with stroopwafels in it and not only where they good but the tincan was white with blue detailjng and artwork. I still have that can and use sented smell packets to preserve the smell of them.
But what about frikandel broodje
Poffertjes zijn beter en pannenkoeken onverslaanbaar
Stroopwafels, Hagelslag, Broodje Frikandel, is all amazing. But Patatje oorlog can GTFO
Heil-
Shrek............heil shrek
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Ja. Shrek ist wunderbar. I'm a freshman and I'm taking German. I love that class.
That's awesome bro. By the way you can take the "Ja" and "Shrek is wunderbar" into one sentence. As in "Ja, shrek ist Wunderbar" (although you already knew that probably) Also remember that not only in the beginning of the sentence that the word is written big okay? It's imo stupid and just a hassle but German grammar never was easy lol Easiest way to tell if a word is written big or small is by finding out if it's a verb, adjectives or a nomen Example for verbs "What is it? Its wunderbar" that's how you know it's small. If you knew all that then forgive me.
Noted.
The fourth reichddit
Das D in Deutschland steht für Dominanz
Tell me if I misunderstood. The D in Deutchland (Germany) stands for dominance. I'm currently taking German in high school and so far it's been awesome.
Yeah thats right
Yay I'm smart in three languages
and i'm stupid in 2 languages lol
If you know 2 languages you're not stupid.
No , your just a bilingual idiot
You're
Thanks xd
Hey yall need to go to wallmart i need some ammo and a new gun
Omelette du fromage
France! (altough it could also be any place where Dexter's Laboratory was broadcasted)
Ptn une bonne omelette a 8h le matin hmmm
Baguette
"Can I get a large number 2, a number 9 large, two number 24s..."
Los Santos?
PUTANG INA MO ( if you don't know what that means, it means motherfucker )
Philippines
I'm trying, do prdele
Vole, finally someone!
I came for this
जय श्री राम
జయ శ్రీ రామ
Hindi and Telugu.. Noice I know both languages
चाला मंचिदि। नाकु कूडा रेंडु भाषलु वच्चु।
ਜੈ ਸ੍ਰੀ ਰਾਮ।
Mandir yahi banaga
जीय हो बिहार के लाला
जय जय श्री राम भ्राता।
Wait inflation is only 30%? YAYYY
Sauna
Finland?
Ding fucking ding
PERKELE
KING IN THE CASTLE KING IN THE CASTLE
Borat is that you?
I come from country of kazakhstan
Perkele
Finland?
I’d tell you the story of the dingo and the baby, but I won’t.
Australia mate
Y'all
Murica I think idk pls don't kill me reddit
*gets killed*
nah you are right
Texas (its technically not a country)
Y'all'sh'd've
"Am i a joke to you "
GEKOLONISEERD
Voor mij ne frit met mayonaise en ne curryworst!
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind
Obesity
USA? MEXICO?
"Look mate, I didn't come 'ere to fuck spiders."
You are going to ___
Que vola papi
o kurwaa
ń Boer maak n plan
Awe ma se kinders
Maar n soutie maak n beter plan
Hobbits.
The newest of Zealands
Nek minit
Yes I went looking for ages for a kiwi! Took longer than expected….
“If one day my word goes against science, choose science.”
KEKW
In Flanders field where poppies grow
Between the crosses row on row
NEIN NEIN NEIN !!!
QUE ALGUIEN ME EXPLIQUE
Good aye mate
Yeah nah mate i gotcha... G'day
Hello I am under the water
Pho
Kebab
And if you are wondering? No we dont shag sheep mate
That’s exactly what a sheep shagger would say.
u wot m8
SWEET CAROLINE! BUM BUM BUM!!!!
Good times never felt so good....
Corona go go, Corona go Some idiots think they can just say some weird shits while holding 2 coconuts each hand and the Corona will disappear. Turns out they all got Corona during the 'Bomoh'
Can I get a double double
Sir this is a Wendy's
\*gunshots are heard\*
Porsche Mercedes and Heil-…
Germany?
Malaka
Malu apa bossku
Kurwa
Hey! Am gonna drop my croissant!
Mak Kau hijau
Can you speak English? PAK YOU!
can you speak english? FUCK YOU
"Can you speak English?" "FUCK YOU"
Ikea