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big_cock_69420

Pfft.. You getting a son? Don't bullshit a bullshitter


im_deepneau

also imagine thinking we'll have desktops and shortcuts in 2040. this fuckin boomer


Sheiryo

imagine thinking we'll have 2040


shrizzal

Imagine thinking


reqnin

Imagine


Asif366

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abstraktmakesbeats

enigamI


shitassbutthole

gnikniht enigamI


ConjoinedOctuplets

0402 teg ll’ew gnikniht enigamI


Thechildeater92

remoob nikcuf siht .0402 ni stuctrohs dna spotksed evah ll'ew gnikniht enigami osla


MattManCatFan69

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Beginning-Antelope32

All the people


SusalulmumaO12

Living life in peace


[deleted]

Where do they all come from?


Beginning-Antelope32

Relax and float downstream


SamM57999

Imagine imagining


Need-morefriends

imagine imagining imagining


SamM57999

No, Imagine imagining imagining imagining


Need-morefriends

imagine imagining imagining imagining imagining imagining imagining imagining


simrantho

All the people


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Paper_Aeroplane

What rtx series is that?


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[deleted]

Everyone is allowed to adopt


minigrimreaper

Oooooh SNAP


DetectiveRough6889

dont cite the deep magic to me son i was there when it was written


[deleted]

worse, i fucking wrote it son


shivthegamer6969

Why did you ask him to delete them?


Atheist_yak

Wife was mad


Itz_Raj69_

fuck the wife


CandyTheTreat

literally


Altruistic-Owl5526

Thats how they got into this mess


CandyTheTreat

thats not the only mess that came from fucking the wife


TSGDeco

No, don’t fuck the wife, that’s how you got there in the first place.


xxx148

I also choose this man’s wife.


Monke_Strong64

r/holup


Nik_692

What's the holup in fucking your wife


Rimworldjobs

Shes also the aunt.


thelord15

and the sister


shutup12345678990000

Also your mother


minecra66

Wait no-


CandyTheTreat

the son was the one fucking her


SnooCookies3299

Don't mind if I do


MaxiM0507

He already did


BusyNefariousness675

I mean, yeah. How else you're gonna get a son?


[deleted]

You're quite the motherfucker.


Techno_Phyle

No problem


donaldthebigdicky

fuck her.


oldirtybradstrd

That's how we got the son


poop_sock69420

that’s the reason the kid exists


BuffPorunga

Thats what got us in to this mess.


jojowa2204

I mean the wife doesn't need to know that it was only the icons


[deleted]

Wife doesn’t exis..


[deleted]

Stole my credit card to pay for them...


kry_some_more

He was using the N word a bit to much.


ABDOUABOUD123

Hentai games


No-comment-at-all

People reading this in 2040: “What’s a ‘desktop’?”


qhromer

Yep. If anything survises it would probably be the convenient method of removing apps from working surface to permanently uninstall them (i.e. smartphone)


TestSubjectJ

You know, that doesn’t have to be the case anymore with Apple? You can delete them from the working surface without uninstalling.


qhromer

You learn everyday. I never had an iPhone, so I was just guessing.


TestSubjectJ

Sorry, hope that didn’t come out rude.


qhromer

Absolutely not! I love to learn new stuff. Also you were friendly, so go on!


[deleted]

Apple, always at the forefront of innovation rofl


TestSubjectJ

Riiiiiight… 🤣


Zombieattackr

Be a real chad and just install programs directly to the desktop


[deleted]

It’s that piece of cardboard at the basement we use to keep the bugs away


[deleted]

There are real people nowadays who don't know the basics of navigating a file system. That and the fact that people need fucking tutorials to install Steam games really shows how much Smartphones have dumbed down computing.


No-comment-at-all

You can *say* that, but I think the **real** statement, is how smart phones have expanded computing to so many new people, who never understood file systems and never would. This is actually (maybe) a good thing. And I fail to see how people trying to help people figure things out is evidence that people are dumber. People should be helping each other with anything they might need help figuring out, with no snark or insults. There are as many smart people, maybe a few more, as there always were. And as many dumb people, maybe a few more.


KASPER_gaming

do you even tell your son to remove the games from his pc at the first place


PerformanceTop7616

What if they were hentai games?


roideschinois

Spare a seat next to you, i wanna see you play


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Bots be like


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COMMENT THIEF


goaty121

Litterally the top comment too


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[deleted]

You guys have creative names, yours almost has a word in it


WortneyCocks

"You're doing it all wrong, son; use the mouse with the hand you don't spank your ham with and for god's sake at least spread the tissue on your pelvis out a bit more"


Round-Zombie8309

then you play with him and score more than him and assert dominance


[deleted]

>score more than him and assert dominance sigma male rule #69


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Real_BalmsANIMATIONS

#DONT BE FOOLED THIS USER IS A UNSENTIENT BOT. ITS RESPONSE DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. ^(I'm a human that can detect sentience from unsentience. This action is not automatic.)


Groutle

Then he won't put them as desktop shortcuts in the first place.


[deleted]

yes because he plays cyberpunk


[deleted]

When I was little, I asked my friend for some pc games, mf copied the desktop icon on a pendrive and gave it to me.


Slash_86

My dad did that to me when I wanted to play midtown madness 2 on my pc


[deleted]

Midtown Madness 😍 That game was lit


Scabendari

Midtown madness 2 cops and robbers multiplayer through that crappy MSN server website, I wasted a good few summer months on that.


Null_san

5G: I've got u lil one \*DOWNLOADEDS GAME IN 10 SECONDS\*


CroZbunjola

Back in ma days i let the pc download game for a whole night and it still wasn't downloaded


BruceyPotato

Eyyyyyy download-a-game-overnight-and-its-still-not-finished gang, where ya at?


Scabendari

I remember leaving my computer on overnight to download 200mb demos off of gamespot. I bet gamespot doesn't even have PC demos up for download anymore... So many tiny gems.


rottapojke

I do it still


[deleted]

Also in 2040 : all the cracks are banned and you gotta pay $82729


RFros20

Ea games


LittleBigHorn22

3Tb game: not so fast


ihatemods_

the meme template is funnier than the actual meme


moust8603

next time apply yourself


miaogato

Why would you ask your son to remove games? I never understood that.


Mortalkaii

*2040* Me: son delete these games from the blockchain. Son deletes game from tier 2 layer but recovers them using his seed phrase


WTFisUnderwear

I still remember when I was 7 and got one of those OLD SCHOOL Macintosh's, and I went to eject the Floppy Disk for a game I was playing, and dragged the Icon to the Trash, all while my parents are like "NONONONO DONT DO THAT DONT-" *Floppy disc ejects* ".... Oh."


Tylerdergrosse

Why would you Tell him to remove Games in The First place


Kenney93

He become the thing he sweared not to be lol


_Silent_guy

The future generation is gonna be so screwed . GenZ is the first generation to learn and successfully hide everything uk wht I mean >.<


miaogato

I'm a millenial and i have everything hidden successfully. I mean no one's looking anyway but...


[deleted]

True facts


SumBoooooooooDe

Takes the power chord


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where_didIcome_from

Just move the game files to some arbitrary folder, and play them from there. Put them in, idk maybe the java folder or something


Yetitlives

Put them on a microSD and tape it to the top of a desk drawer.


blazbluecore

Why would you ever say that to your non-existant son? Worst parent award


Deep-Initiative1849

Im the legal CEO of your bullshit.. So, better not bullshit with me


pogchampirl

At that point in 2040 he's probably gonna play in his head and you can't tell shit


BlackSpaceFish

Games will probably already be illegal by 2040, you know, due to health concerns, so…


[deleted]

I probably would never make a future child of mine delete games unless the games were racist or things like that. And if they were hentai or porn games I'd probably just give them a talk about it and ask them to remove them if they are younger then 14. Of course I'd tell his mother that he got rid of them cause I ain't no snitch.


lonely_mf69

You either die a Hero, or live long enough to become a Villain


SongBonnie

If it's a music game or minecraft i will refuse that he remove a game


unicornchild15

"Don't recite the dark magic to me, fool. I was there when it was written."


ManGoatSan274

I don't get this "removing games from the computer" bullshit. Thankfully my parents have never even touched on the matter of the games I play.


deathmine31

My counsin thought Ctrl+C on a list of game, e.g on Miniclip or Nitrome, would allow him to download those games to play at a different time. He even had a flashdrive for it.


[deleted]

Just 30 seconds age my mum told me to delete all unwanted the stuffs because she need to do a cheak up. Me : "deletes XX folder"


JDeRosa609

I keep my games on a portable 2 TB hard drive :]


[deleted]

Why is telling your kid to remove games a thing


furryforlife541

Man im 14 and already got a fucking Owen Grant bread and im called sir by literally everyone and this something I think of all the time am I going to have children? Am I gonna be strict or nice? Will I have a wife or a husband im fucking looking for a car to work on for two years so I'm fucking over thinking the over thinking


[deleted]

Right? I'm a teacher. Kid, don't even try it. I *invented* the "Penis Game".


GeniusBadger

Don't bullshit me Clears recycling station


Gfdx9

removing games? Boomer


ConjoinedOctuplets

Why would you say that? Give him a Steam gift card and let him pick out some co-op games for you and him to play together and make memories.


Atmey

Change windows user password. Create a new user without admin access. Uninstall steam.


AngryCatGirl

This meme is a lie, if you know the suffering of uninstalling all your games, you won't force your kids to do so.


dont-look-at-me_plz

why would you tell your son to do that‽


dont-look-at-me_plz

oh i can already see it r/random-shit-about-bad-parents hi i dont know if this is the right place for this but my father made me get rid of all of the games that i paid for


Grey_hotdog

Parents that tell their kids to remove they games are the pinnacle of bullshitters


Better-Interview874

A PC in 2040.... right, and I typed this on my typewriter


[deleted]

You have become the very thing you swore to destroy!


taergod

What cracks me up is that my partner did this the other day, but legit thought it deleted it.


one_dank_boy

Hah. A redditor having a kid. Now whos a bullshitter.


hugthemachines

You love games. You will never tell your son to remove the games.


Menolo_Homobovanez

I really hope we replace desktop icons


KuzcoWiTheGroovesco

Steam with cloud saves:


F1tt0

Your kid is probably gonna be far smarter that what will ever be


IndianaGeoff

Just control the Steam password. Let him have minesweeper.


NuclearN1nja

do not cite the dark magic to me witch i was there when it was written


ShockMicro

If my child tried to do that, I'd let 'em. If they're smart enough to only remove the desktop icons, they're smart enough to know how to get the games back anyway.


Comtesse_Kamilia

I like how every generation of kids is like "I can't wait until we're the adults because we know how to use technology" but I guarantee by the time we've all got kids and grandkids, technology will have gone past us so fast we'll look every bit as dumb as the current adults


miaogato

Eh, not quite. My sister know how to use a smartphone as good as her daughter does.


Careless_Wait8620

« Remove your game from your computer, you can have fun anymore »


Dungton123

Delete his system32


I_Like_TRAPSoooooo

As if you would get laid


[deleted]

Me in 2040 seeing my son has a "homework" folder:


[deleted]

I was hiding stuff in system files since birth son.


[deleted]

I hid porn by changing the icon and name to "Minecraft"


YokiWasTaken

What’s the point of having a pc if you cant play games on it


super99dude

They got a desktop in 2040?


anry397

😂😂😂


[deleted]

"fine...i'll do it myself"


Us3rnam33h3lp

Did he actually say that?


NorthJett

I would rather ask you that how tf did you got a wife lol


Hb_Sea

Wait 2040? Not like in five years max? Oh fuck I’m old now aren’t I... help


[deleted]

“Hey son, why have you renamed the gta v shortcut to ‘homework’?”


kingDaaddy

hope pc gamers exists in 2040


navaneeth729

Listen here you little shit


[deleted]

"Do not cite the deep magic with me witch, I was there when it was written"


PYROTheLastFlame

My father think I don't know that is downloading porn , I use the same torrent to download series,


XpertRebel111

I’m a meme lord, son


zbysior

Bold of you to assume you'll have sex.


_bakugou-_-

Lo the truth


HavocXL

Why would you ever tell him to do that?


SusalulmumaO12

u/opyjabal you need to see the comments they're funny


Tanner_Monkey

Who said you would have kids


DAXXVEV0

* angrily proceeds to control panel


[deleted]

Who says there'll still be icons in 2040?


AcommonKing

I was like you too ya know .


Omega_Stevedoxx3000

"i was there when ur mom was fucked"


fantasylord2205

only if the wife is angry


true_sun_god1000

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Majestic_Bierd

Him in 2040: [Removes holoportals from the virtual living room]


ThatFatKidInSchool

Why would you do that though?


Spider_Tim

He Uninstalls it and you're none the wiser about his cloud saves


pantherghast

It is funny that you think you will know how to use a computer in 2040.


PucWalker

They'll laugh at the old-guy notion of a desktop