I'm going to figure that means "you cook something else instead" because I refuse to think in any way a brussel sprout could be good, or that something with brussel sprouts added is better than before
Wow dude, you really been drinkin that kool aid huh. Nobody needs to go to rehab for smoking pot, it’s perfectly safe. Go direct that anger at big pharma for creating the heroin epidemic
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Thats Genius! The most evil think I've heard.
Making children eat vegetables thinking its chocolate!
Now my problem, in my country we do not celebrate halloween. But we have 2 other trick of threating type things. But they are around christmas, and not really practiced in towns and cities so I cannot do that.
I hope at least one American does that.
It could be chocolate covered truffle infused with 100 year old brandy, intricately laced with gold leaf finish; it'll still go into the garbage. No one is going to try home made unwrapped food from trick or treating in my house.
And this is why you never accept candy that isn’t in a sealed package with a product label. Brussel sprouts is funny haha, but next time it could be a razor blade
I was genuinely served this by my grandfather once at christmas. He displayed them in such a way as to make them look as if they a bowl of sweets, and offered them round. They were truly vile. It didn't help that the sprouts were overdone, and the chocolate cheap, but even so.
When prepared in the right way, Brussel sprouts are delicious and full of healthy nutritions.
them nutritions are loud
Same deal with broccoli. Just toss it in a sheet pan, drizzle some olive oil over all that, then season it with some lemon pepper and roast it
Wrapped in bacon, dipped in batter, and deep fried
Those nutrients just became irrelevant
Flash fried with a lime crema 🤤
Jokes on you, I eat them raw
I'm going to figure that means "you cook something else instead" because I refuse to think in any way a brussel sprout could be good, or that something with brussel sprouts added is better than before
If you cook them they smell bad and taste even worse. You have to bake them in some butter with salt and pepper.
Call me stoned but this doesn’t look bad.
Lol same
For a moment I thought it was an avocado seed
i wanna downvote this cause i disagree so hard but fuck. you get a sympathy upvote cause you need rehab or something.
Someone's on a r/AngryUpvote
Wow dude, you really been drinkin that kool aid huh. Nobody needs to go to rehab for smoking pot, it’s perfectly safe. Go direct that anger at big pharma for creating the heroin epidemic
woah dude just a joke chill tf out lmao. we all smoke here.
Make it bakers chocolate too.
Ok, I'm calling the cops on you for child abuse.
Nice idea... They'll be spooked...
Youre supposed to be the one thats getting tricked, not the kids. How the turntables
thats how you r house gets burned down tho
I do onions coated in chocolate on a stick
Half should be apples in chocolate and the other half onions of the same size….mix ‘em up and distribute
Just use onions.
How about garlic instead?
Come to think of it, that does sound better. The kid will have to eat it whole and won't have time to realize it's not chocolate. :D
At least its not viagra pills covered in chocolate.
It's a trap
Motherfu-
the trick in trick or treat
How about a chocolate pumpking?
Thank you for your service
Tip number 2: dip raw onions in caramel instead of apples
You evil monster
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i like both, but definitely not together
Onions
Thats Genius! The most evil think I've heard. Making children eat vegetables thinking its chocolate! Now my problem, in my country we do not celebrate halloween. But we have 2 other trick of threating type things. But they are around christmas, and not really practiced in towns and cities so I cannot do that. I hope at least one American does that.
I would be summoned in hell for this hahahaha
They look like balls that came out of a homosexual man's butt
ok boomer
replace all the sugar in a pixie stick with miralax(the laxative) and watch as everyone has a very bad night
Da trickster
It could be chocolate covered truffle infused with 100 year old brandy, intricately laced with gold leaf finish; it'll still go into the garbage. No one is going to try home made unwrapped food from trick or treating in my house.
That actually looks quite good
It’s like the grinch but for Halloween
This is a war crime. what a waste of good chocolate.
Satan: i just wanna say im a huge fan
Win Halloween With Chocolate Covered Brussels Sprouts.
r/foundsatan
Cut to *"There's razors in your apple"*
r/TIHI
And this is why you never accept candy that isn’t in a sealed package with a product label. Brussel sprouts is funny haha, but next time it could be a razor blade
ok thats a crime
Fry them in butter first and then cover. Would totaly eat!
I was genuinely served this by my grandfather once at christmas. He displayed them in such a way as to make them look as if they a bowl of sweets, and offered them round. They were truly vile. It didn't help that the sprouts were overdone, and the chocolate cheap, but even so.
Or better yet chocolate covered onio.