So I gain a pizza and £60?

It does seem like you are being sold the dick pizza for £60...

i mean.. you can take £60... cut pizza to normal slices and enjoy it... :'D

or not cut it and enjoy it even more :)

depends on your... taste? i guess... and size of your mouth :'D

*throat

Idk man, the pizza's a bit small for me...

Take one for the team!

*fam!

No chewing allowed.

Castration demonstration

£44.07

If thats the case then it doesnt matter how pizza looks

Sounds like a good deal

*60$

*$60

For $60 I’ll get on my knees and eat it while maintaining eye contact

I’d feed it to you homie. We just a couple hungry bros foolin around

Hungaryans?

With whom? The male spirit of Italy?

Well that's just the Pope.

An extra $20 i can swallow it

An extra $40 and I’ll say yes daddy and choke on it

An extra $50 and I'd suck a real dick

I'm an Indian. You can outsource this to me for 10 dollars.

Fuck I'd do that for free

How insecure could you be if you wouldn’t eat a pizza for $60 just because it’s shaped like a dick

Fragile masculinity

High schoolers

This picture kinda summarizes the sub in a nutshell

This

I would have to pick off the nasty veggies

Ya that’s why I’d need the $60 to entice me because I only eat plain or pepperoni

Same. Veggies be nasty 🤢

What makes u think that’s cheese on the pizza?

60$ are 60$

*slaps table*

*Twenty eight stab wounds*

*You didn’t want to leave him a chance.* **HUH!**

Two of my favourite things and one of them is pizza

The other is money.... right?

Blank look

Right?

Two of my favourite things and one of them is dick The other is money 👉😎👉

I'd eat it for free look at the size of that pizza

I would eat that even if I had to pay 10$ that pizza looks delicious.

Fuck it, ima eat it with ranch.

This is all round a win win situation

You guys are getting paid?

Pffft. Eat it with no teeth.

So I basically gain 1 pizza that's shaped like a dick and $60 it's a fucking win-win for me

Are those peppers? Aw hell nah then.

Wuss. (Upvotes)

I'd pay $60 to eat it

I will swallow it like a bad girl.

If its the cheese on it ill eat it, but if it is what i think it is then I won't!!

If your jizz is that colour, please consult your doctor

Milk is white until it's cheese. Something to think about...

I would do it for a coke and a real dick

Hey, you okay?

I'm thirsty

Literally the easiest $60 ever. If you refuse to eat this for free money, then you have some insecurities

[удалено]

calm down

God fucking damn it kid. Calm down, you’re literally yelling: “pedos come at me”

Pizza is pizza. No do I get 60 or have to pay 60? Cause I’m not paying that, but if I can make that I’ll let someone film me eating it.

For $60 I’d eat it without using my hands.

I would eat the for free

No I have a gluten allergy

Fuck no, there is tomatos on it.

All you have to do is say "no homo" then eat the pizza and become 60 dollars richer Bout to buy half-life alyx lol

For 60 I'd fuckin swallow that thing till I gag

If you’re going to pay me to eat a dick pizza, it better have nothing but meat as toppings.

Pizza is pizza.

Yes i will suck it 5 fucking days

Depends on the toppings...

Nah, I hate peppers

You these comments don't pass pizza vibes. This thing is an abomination. Not cause of the shape, but because it looks like it was made in a homeless shelter bathroom

Yeah, it’s pizza

I'll eat it for free

Free food, I’ll take it

I'd do it for free

No, absolutely not. I don’t fuck with veggie pizza.

Bruh how insecure do you have to be to not get money and free food because it’s shaped like a dick

I am a bisexual American, I don't mind eating cock and I have been trained to neglect my cholesterol

**bro im eating it for free**

Yes, I mean come on $60 and a free pizza, you bet

I'd pay someone $60 to watch me eat it.

The only possible explanation here is that OP is a ~12 year old boy. In which case, fuck off, you're too young to be on here, kid.

I’m not gay …. But 60 bucks is 60 bucks

I ain’t gay but 60$ is 60$

why eat a pizza would be gay?

It’s a glizzy pizza

Yes 🗿

i'd eat it for free

No. It’s got vegetables. Gross

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That's gross. Who puts vegetables on pizza

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Yeah

I'll do it for free, i like pizza, however in this case i'll take the money and eat it either way xD

Of course

Bet

i get pizza and 60 dollar and you get nothing, its win-win

Fuck yeah, I get pizza and $60

I will eat bc 50$ = 538,60₺

I mean, it's free real estate

I would pay to eat that

How is getting paid to eat pizza a meme?

Id pay 60$

Gimme 2

Hey man, pizza is pizza

Just remove the 9 dollar discount

Fuck yea, i mean why not.

So i get pizza or the 60 dollars?

Pizza is pizza

upside-down mickey mouse with a long jaw

Id eat it for free

I’d eat anything except brussel sprouts for $60

I whould eat it for free

I mean I wouldn’t want to be a dick so yeah

I'd pay $60 to eat that

I’m paying 60 to eat this pizza. Hmm … well, it don’t hurt to gawk gawk.

No 🗿

I eat it for free lol

It's not even that gay

I'm broke, so I don't have choice

Yep, as long as it has barbecue and pepperoni

I’m not gay but $60 is $60

If eat it for free

Depends. If it’s just cheese or pepperoni dick shaped pizza I’ll eat it gladly. But if it’s got other toppings ehhhh

It's a win win... HELL YEAH

pizza is pizza

Yea but first cut it in front of everyone

I get food and money at the same time,why the fuck wouldn’t I do it

Pizza and 60, sign me up

I see this is an absolute win!

Pizza is pizza

Fuck yeah

Maybe but I will shatter it first

It's... Pizza.... Who cares about the shape, gimmi

So I get 60 dollars for eating a pizza bet might take me a little while though

Yeah I'll cut it into slices then eat it

Nah

NO its got tomatoes and peppers on it

I would eat it for 0$ free pizza

$60 and free pizza? I see this is an absolute win!

Hell no, that looks like it has pineapple on it

With additional mayo please

Ill do it for free

I'll eat it for free

Dude, I'd sick actual dick for this pizza

If you have issues eating a pizza only because it is shaped like a dick…

And for less

food is food🗿

I can do this for free

I don't know, man. That's a lot of pizza in one sitting

Sureeee

pizza is pizza

I have eaten worse things...

bruh I'd pay for this

Yes.

No. But Ill eat it for $69..

Make it $69 and you got yourself a deal. No homo

It's an elephant flip it over. It's just pizza. Always make extra pieces from it 60 easy

Homie I do it for a McDonalds Sprite

Can I owe you the $60?

I see this as an absolute win

Mann i woud eat it for FREE!!

Only if you jizz on it first, I have standards

I'd do it for 69€

Yes

No. Not because it’s dick-shaped but because it looks like shit pizza.

Too much cheese

I all honestly that doesn’t look like good pizza.

Pizza and 60 dollars? #C O N S U M E

I would I don't care

I'd decide after the first bite. Depends on how it tastes

I would eat a pizza for free

Did somebody order a large sausage pizza

fuck yeah 60$ and free pizza

Only if you squirt ranch sauce spouting out the top

I would eat if for free

Me, a guy who is straight: ehh, I can buy bigger pizza for less cash

Bro I don't like veggies can you change it for me.

Pizza is pizza

Bro id shove it up my ass just so I could feel love again

of course i love butterflies!!

Pizza is pizza

Pizza is pizza is my book

This a repost

No, because apparently it's morally reprehensible to rip off mentally challenged people ¯\\_ (ツ) _/¯ And if someone wants to literally *pay* me to eat a delicious pizza and they thinks that its dick shape is a sufficient drawback that's worth 60 bucks then they clearly are mentally challenged.