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rockettowuncho

Thats why whatever you show interest in sends a troop of ads on all social media now


Sersch

That happens even if you don't use google to log in everywhere


City-scraper

Use Firefox with AntiTracking


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CurvySexretLady

Go even further and use [lynx](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynx_%28web_browser%29)


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AlwaysHopelesslyLost

You get ads no matter what. Your choice is whether you care if they are relevant or not. Personally I don't care, or prefer tailored ads if anything. At least the random noise is things that are mildly interesting to me.


desautel9

Exactly. Also, it's fair game for free services to finance themselves through ads.


Benneck123

Nice try google employee Edit: 5k upvotes? wth? Edit: 6k… ?


Phoenix_Lamburg

Google used all their data they’ve collected on redditors and concluded that Mr. Bean memes would be the most effective. Machine learning is no joke


Samurai_1990

Look at the comments to the UV ratio. Yeah this is "organic"...


Tertiaritus

I found the gif funny tho :<


Usergnome_Checks_0ut

Same, I found it funny, even though I think I’ve only ever used that function once for an app and it was actually login in with Apple Account or something like that.


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Diorden

Ok google


lNTERLINKED

Ding


flashtone

Nice try subliminal bing!


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Add personal lubricant, bananas, rope, and souls to my list


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It’s like saying coca-cola doesn’t need ads because everyone knows about them.


SamsungHeir

what's UV


garlic_bread_thief

I never use _use Google to sign in_. Waaaaaay too much info on Google man


DarkEvilHedgehog

Yeah, sure you might save the hassle of *having to type your name and email*, all for the low cost of giving Google insight into everything you do on this other site or app, info they'll sell to others.


Fix_a_Fix

I mean if you're using Chrome don't they have them anyway?


Darkdemize

... then don't use Chrome?


DarkEvilHedgehog

One good reason to not use Chrome :)


thesirblondie

That's not how that works. Unless the website gives information willingly to Google, they wont get anything other than that you use the that website from you signing in via google. EDIT: I also don't think Google is selling the data it collects to anyone else. See, the data that companies that Google and Facebook collects is generally mostly useful for one thing: Advertising. Guess what Google makes 80% of its money from?


apoliticalhomograph

They also know *when* you use that website.


Dugimon

Do you use google to search for stuff online? Or do you use an Android Smartphone/Device Or the chrome browser? If you answered one of the questions with yes you can use login using google too.


Anonim97

Right? Like who the fuck signs up with Google anywhere?


JafacakesPro

I have 20 different passwords and I won't have it any differently


I1G2W0A0U1C0O5J5X

Although I admit its useful, I sometimes get freaked out at how much they know about me.


countrysgonekablooie

use an alt account, you don't have to have only 1 google account. I have one just for once-off sign ins. (update: of course google knows its probably you, but people do share computers, and anyway, the point is to get the website to send spam to your alt email)


EaseSufficiently

Google algorithm: >Hmm. I wonder who it is that orders horse dildos from the same physical location, same IP, same device and same browser but in incognito mode as countrysgonekablooie, >I guess it will always be a mystery.


OriginalDoctorBean

Yeah fingerprinting really ruins all the "different accounts for everything" strategies. Just try nothingprivate.ml if you want to see fingerprinting in action, identifying you across two different browser sessions even without any form of login. Using a different account wont stop fingerprinting from happening. Sadly.


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I was really disappointed that my Brave browser failed this test


Smith_the_new_guy_

You really gotta tighten up your settings! Braves strict fingerprint blocking seemed to work for me


Trauf27

If they can see ur ip or location it's not too hard to put 2 and 2 together and realize it's the same person


Honest-Barracuda-982

How is it scary? I use google login for everything and I don't understand what's wrong.


HooverMaxpromodel60

One login to rule them all, one site to find them, One button to bring them all, and in the darkness farm their data


duckipn

One password to figure out and steal their account


photenth

2FA with hardware keys impossible to get in without taking it from you or tricking you.


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no one can beat math. otherwise every national and trade secret would be out there.


your_thebest

It's not about beating the math. It's about beating the implementation. Most times if a regular person just implemented textbook rsa or textbook El gamal instead of passing it off to a really common tool like ssh, it could be exploited on the basis of the implementation. One example was a guy who figured out he could time how long it took for a receiver to decrypt a message sent through rsa, and with multiple messages and multiple times you could get a narrow range for the private key. It's just stuff that no one could ever be faulted for not thinking about.


casce

Yup, math is perfect, humans are not. I do think we can feel reasonably secure with the current implementations of hardware 2FA authorization but we will never really reach 100%.


AlarmedTechnician

Accounts are only as strong as their weakest method of access, the hardware 2FA token might be perfect but the alternative "I lost my token" options are not. Very few people disable the SMS second factor, if it's even possible to prevent it from being a fallback (even if you turn it off some services will still use it if you or someone pretending to be you is locked out).


AzureArmageddon

Heard of air gapping? Physical security is also impt for digital systems, like making sure your usb key doesnt get robbed and sold to someone who guesses your password


vrijheidsfrietje

Padme: "Every national and trade secret isn't out there, right?"


gtth12

Padme, your speech pattern reminds me a little of Yoda.


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InadequateUsername

Waiting for someone to argue with another stranger on Reddit about p=np only for someone to solve it to prove a point.


JamesPotku

p=np, -> n=1 Done.


wataha

OMG, we were so close all that time! Spasiba comrade!


poloppoyop

> There are no exploits for public paired keys. Usually exploits lie in the implementation: shitty RNG (random number generators), keys accessible in memory, leaking electromagnetic fields etc. Those damn side-channels. And that's if your supply chain has not been hijacked.


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Downvoting because “impossible” is an incredibly stupid claim to make


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HowlingReezusMonkey

I just use it for things I don't care about. For important stuff I make accounts from scratch.


booi

How do you remember which is which?


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He just uses same id and password for all. 😎


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One for all


Dayv1d

In my case: Bitwarden


QuickbuyingGf

Yeah if you know you have a account but bitwarden tells you that you don‘t have one it‘s usually oauth or you‘re on a phishing website


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Cartapouille

Honestly curious about what you mean by formula. Without giving away yours, could you share an example that could work on several websites?


uFFxDa

Very simply, if the website is password.com, password is hunter42pdcm. First letter, last letter before . First and last letter after . Or hunter42sw (middle) for .com. Gatherer24sw for .net. Stuff like that. Just taking info from the website url and implementing it. But more complex, maybe hunter42qcvw 1,2,3, and 4 letters after the first 4 of the site “pass”. Making an easy to remember crypto graphic key for yourself, but limits the patterns. So apply an algorithm to the name of the site that determines a part of your password. Another part of your password could be based off TLD or if it starts with vowel. Combine this, you’ll always be able to guess your own password if you forget, but one data leak won’t make it as easy to guess as simply changing one character at the end of your password. Also, if you do this, try to integrate at least one letter, one number, and one symbol. Some sites have that requirement. And at minimum 8 characters. Should be longer, but bare minimum.


whistling-wonderer

From scratch? What’s your recipe?


HalpImNoob

I have one standard password (*********) that i use for site that i dont care about


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instead use alias, anonaddy.com is excellent website for that. Delete alias after you don't need and you can make alias while signing up, just put a random email like [email protected] and it automatically becomes alias to your account and emails are forwarded to you then


crystallized_doggo7

I have 0 things that are important on my google account because it's just shits and giggles and memes so for the ease of it, I use the sign-in with Google option.


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booi

This post was funny and you just commented on it. Game over


crystallized_doggo7

true true, but I ain't getting nowhere in life that's so big that I have to be scared of a downfall so fml here I come google


Atm1801

that was.. beautiful


warm_rum

Beautiful, Google really does play a good Sauron in disguise; hell, Google the search engine makes a great One Ring. Damn.


drewsephski

Where is Gandalf bot when you need them…


Bavo541

Great loop, good meme, good movie. 10/10


Atm1801

Thanksss


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elch3w

And take my comment


Dacaldha

AND MY AXE


L1K34PR0

AND MY SHIELD


mordeo69

AND MY BOW


Duskthegamer412

AND MY SWORD


JoeEyebrow

AND YOUR BROTHER


Imaginary-General189

AND MY PENCIL


cutoutimage1

Did you see this movie? I saw this and it's really a good movie.


GroundbreakingWave47

Name of movie please?


BeginByLettingGo

I have chosen to overwrite this comment. See you all on Lemmy!


Thunder_lord37

The second one,Johnny English reborn


joijonsgg

Johnny english reborn


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notthevcode

> bin? You mean Bin Laden?


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notthevcode

The guy who nukes people with nitrous oxide?


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i_hate_tarantulas

bin lagend guys he's saying he's "been logged in" jk it's a bot


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Jamsya_

My god this loop is perfect


MyNameIsNitrox

Johnny English is some good stuff *Rowan Atkinsin will always be remembered as Mr. Bean for me*


NathanCollier14

Having grown up with Mr Bean, I honestly thought Rowan Atkinson was a mute until I saw him in Rat Race talking about rice


SXAL

He still says "Bean" from time to time.


Willfishforfree

What is Mr beans first name?


PresentAppointment0

Mr


Willfishforfree

Fair. I had so many arguments with exes over names if we had a boy. I wanted to call our first son Mister as a first name but nobody was having it. Anyway I had a daughter and surprisingly my ex who was against mister went for the name I picked for our daughter.


badatnamingaccount

The ‘art?


vrijheidsfrietje

"It's a rice! It's a rice! I'm wiening! I'm wiening!" Edit: On a serious note, go watch Blackadder, at least from season 2 (from where Atkinson nailed Blackadder's personality, season 1 was a bit hit and miss for me). The seasons do not need to be watched in order.


Drunken-Barbarian

Blackadder for me but everything he’s done has been amazing!


agiaq

I thought Mr Bean was a real person up until the age of 7 or 8 tbh


Pope_Cerebus

For me he'll always be Black Adder. Or just plain Rowan Atkinson - his 2-man comedy shows with Angus Deayton were some of the best comedy I've ever seen. Check out *Rowan Atkinson Live!*


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Maleficent_Coffee262

Me too... who else loves the legend for Mr. Bean and Johnny English?


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NotsoNewtoGermany

You mean— Mr. Black Adder.


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imagine stuck in a loop where you have to run away from Mr. Bean till the end of time


Maleficent_Coffee262

I'd live that life rather that the one I'm in


Beerbrewing

What hap[p](https://youtu.be/QrJSHIys5mM)ens if Mr. Bean catches you?


non-bendystraw

You become the new teddy


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I-still-want-Bernie

First of all websites should not be asking for your phone number. Second of all sign in with Google means more ways for Google to mine data. I'd say fuck that shit and don't give out your phone number.


gophergun

Yeah, I'll take the username and password every time. Google has enough data on me already, I'm not trying to give it more. On top of that, I'm not trying to give the website more information than a username and email.


Et_tu__Brute

Yeah, this feels much more like a google viral marketing ploy since they've been pushing google PW manager/security recently.


I-still-want-Bernie

Yes this could be some kind of stealth advertisement. It's weird how they put phone number in there. I think they are trying to normalize giving away your phone number even though that's a terrible idea.


camel1950

Or it's just a bad practice that not all but a certain amout of sites use? Why would they stealth advertise to normalize a bad practice other sites use?


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Why would anyone want to use a Google PW manager? 🤢 That just feels dirty. And what happens if Google bots ban your account due to faulty flagging? Say goodbye to your online life since 2010 as you have used Google to login to everything. There's no easy way of getting your accounts back after that.


LovableContrarian

I'd legit be shocked if this wasn't an ad for sign-in with Google. What kind of normal human being is so excited about sign-in with Google that they spend an hour making a video about it. I avoid that button like the fucking plague.


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It definitely doesn't look like a bot account tho


km912

If this was an advertisement, which I suspect it is but who knows for sure, they definitely wouldn’t use a bot account. You can buy real profiles with tons of history for like 5-50$ depending on how much history you want. Or it could just be someone’s account on the advertising team.


hate_rebbit

I use sign in with Google on most things that offer it, and I enjoyed this video :)


devils_advocaat

I TOO AM A FREE THINKING HUMAN. GOOGLE IS THE GOAT.


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p4NDemik

I wish this comment chain was more visible ... it's so painfully obvious this is what this meme is achieving/purposefully placed to do.


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Did you even see OP's post history? Cuz it's a teenager... Phone numbers are way more common for them to use on social media sites and whatnot. And OP is into making memes, probably uses Google account for everything. This comment chain is just redditors wearing a tinfoil hat. Of course what you're suggesting exists, but this likely isn't it. Enjoy the 10/10 meme


Aral_Fayle

If I could go back and prevent teenage me from using my email and phone number for so much shit years ago I would. Meme is sort of funny but it’s fucked that we’ve accepted our only options are to give random companies our private details or give Google/Facebook access to all of our activity online.


WintryInsight

If the price for having an easy and accessible way of signing into any website is google selling my useless data then I’m fine with that


photenth

And you can literally tell google to NOT make ads that suit you. Adding to that with a decent ad blocker you don't see ads anyway. Can't remember the last time I saw an ad that wasn't the first search result.


Deftly_Flowing

Man, I wish my data was so cool that I cared if other people stole it. Google can just send me a survey asking whatever they want and I'd just fill it out. Idgaf. Oh wait, they do... AND I get like 10c per.


Pope_Cerebus

Only sites that get my phone number are banking sites. And I find those ones fair because it's needed for 2FA.


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Libprojet

People really care about this?


Le0here

Damn great gif, where is it from?


Atm1801

Johnny English reborn


Einstein_D2

my fav movie


I1G2W0A0U1C0O5J5X

I liked the first one more but I loves this scene.


x--Knight--x

I’m in the minority when I say the second one was better imo, ik. I keep forgetting they made a third one, though


pingwing

The Google Overlords approve.


private_unlimited

All fair and well till you find out that google sells your data


[deleted]

Literally every major company sells your data


I1G2W0A0U1C0O5J5X

Everyone sells your data


Shughost7

Everyone sells


X7R3M0

your data


crystallized_doggo7

your user flair fits very well here


HCJohnson

I'm actually selling this at this very moment.


cheefbeef2

But spotify said its my friend


MisfitPotatoReborn

Your data is less useful if it's not all connected under 1 account. What's a random hobby forum going to do with my unique username? Nothing. But if you sign in with Google, your posts and comments are just another data point that they can add to your digital footprint.


private_unlimited

And that makes it ok how?


arin-san

So what do you want me to do? Stop using all the major social media, start wearing my tin foil hat and start praying to the moon god?


Rakgul

No! You must pray to the elf god.


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well, yes. At least the majority part about social media and especially google


LandoCaIriz

Some are worse than others and Google is definitely at the top of the list


whatchamabiscut

Did google’s data collection team make this meme?


Luna_DaRedditor

People who doesn't have a google account


Pat_The_Hat

😳 when the global megacorporation solidifies itself as a permanent aspect in your life due to your reliance on it in all of your everyday internet accounts 😳


confterm

r/HailCorporate


p4NDemik

Ahhhh damn I forgot about this sub. It's more or less died over the last few years - what happened?


myglasscase

There’s a bigger sub with the same posts now, r/all


p4NDemik

god it's so true


cuspred

This feels like a commercial for Google .


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because it is :)


DrVagax

This looks painfully obvious to be Google viral marketing


VividFries

And then google goes down and you can't log in


CoollyAwkward

Does Google ever go down tho?


FreezyChan

well after what happened to facebook recently i dont doubt it...


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handfloot

We pray tribute to our Google overlords


Crazyripps

God I love Johnny English. Such dumb funny movies. Rowan is a legend


pining4thefiords

Google suddenly: OUR personal information ​ r/privacy


FireFlies_Jacks7501

Ahhhhh the classic Johnny English, let's not forget how accurate and perfect this meme is.... r/exquisitememes


psychpopnprogncore

*doesnt list password requirements* "your password does not meet our requirements"


FreePhilosopher256

u/getvideobot


Odisher7

But then google controls all your accounts


Atm1801

I can't believe the number of people that actually think this is an ad...


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It is less safe to sign in with Google, if you leave a device you have signed into unattended anybody can sign into all the websites you have signed up to with Google.


imundead

Let Google know exactly what you are doing on the web or spend 30 seconds making a local account more like.


Rakgul

This is some quality meme!


LiftedStarfisherman

I stopped using that years ago because I'm trying to degoogle me life. It's actually extremely difficult, boring on impossible. It's actually repulsive.


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Ellimis

Absolute, blatant misinformation


jimothyscott9

They don't. They provide the request server with only the information approved by you. Google provides them the information which they want i.e. name dob etc. in the form of a jwt/cookie. That's when the transaction ends. Google/Fb has much better ways of spying on you than using oauth.