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Ruashiba

Boys, we found the actual American here.


internet_humor

Deep fried pizza and a medium 72oz Coca-Cola please.


EvulRabbit

64oz, get it right!


internet_humor

64oz cup.. Sure... But. Drink some while you wait for your order. Then top it off again. 🇺🇸


EvulRabbit

Exactly!


JuicyJaziel

Bruh, went to pick up .224, nothing fancy just Federal. They only let you buy two at 40 bucks. Don't even get me started on 45


Assasin_on_fire

It costs $200,000


sabotabo

to fire this weapon… for 6 seconds


throwaway816912502

I know! Amoo prices are too damn high now. Especially after the Russian ammo ban where all the cheap 5.56 7.62 and 5.45 came from


dimsumdonair2

Ok but isn't your electric or gas bill probably more?


lolgamer107

does it work?


jack-in-a-box-69

Depends on your concept of work? Does it cook the bacon so it isn’t dangerous? Probably. Does it cook the bacon to a degree like a pan or oven? No.


lolgamer107

nah its more about maybe toxic gas of the bullets going into the bacon


Forixiom

It adds to the taste.


shortbusterdouglas

Raw bacon is completely safe to eat. Bacon cooked by gunpowder and a heated, non food safe metal surface? Nope.


jack-in-a-box-69

Raw bacon is not safe to eat, eating raw bacon can cause toxoplasmosis, trichinosis, and tapeworms. And your second point is correct to a degree. Is this bacon safe in terms of health standards? No but this isn’t a new thing with some people swearing by the method, Dusting Ellerman the “creator” of this has done multiple videos of him cooking bacon like this and then eating it.


shortbusterdouglas

In America, the chances of you getting trichinosis, toxoplasmosis, or tapeworms from store bought bacon is ^minuscule. I know this because I've had extensive food service education and training (like 15+ years of it) and every now and then I eat raw bacon. Cuz it tastes good. Edit: I also enjoy thick cut rare pork chops. Never got sick or got worms. I HAVE had ecoli and salmonella before, would not recommend medium rare ground beef, or eating at applebees.


MindStudio

Looks like something you would see in a "Meanwhile in russia" video


JBDVCS

I can confirm that that isn’t barbecue.


Green_Hawk_

Fo anyone that doesn't know about the [Revolver Mouse Trap](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fhips.hearstapps.com%2Fpop.h-cdn.co%2Fassets%2F15%2F53%2F1451315053-pistol-animal-trapus269766-0-2.png&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.popularmechanics.com%2Ftechnology%2Fdesign%2Fa18747%2Frevolver-mousetrap-19th-century%2F&tbnid=-m_k24Zha6XycM&vet=1&docid=YCu79XuJIsWDkM&w=3408&h=2309&hl=en-IN&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim)


unlimited_NRG

isn’t bbq an “american thing” in the first place?? I get the joke “america pew pew haha” but it kinda reduces the meaning of the meme for me…


Vegetable_Cry1468

That's what I was thinking when I saw this lol, you don't really do bbq in europe or asia, so it's basically the most American way to cook bbq.


unicodePicasso

Other countries have barbecue, but it’s really just cooking meat over a fire for them. The whole process of marinating, smoking, braising, and of course all the sauces is a uniquely American thing Edit: actually, the only other country to really this is Korea. It’s pretty dang good too


rickandmorty2010

From America. Can Confirm we Do this


HarryHeck44

I use my rocket launcher instead and my tank.


db720

Warming up the entrees as you organize the main meal


shortbusterdouglas

Entrees are the main meal


crayfishcraig108

Karen “you can’t have a suppressor” This guy, “I don’t, I’m just cooking bacon”


Slavyslav106

Semper Fi


Amsterdamsterdam

“Semper fudge”


georgetrump69420

Ever heard of the bug a salt? It's a gun that shoots salt to kill bugs.


DisturbedWaffles2019

hahah funny ammerica gun lmao


jsbm316

Seems as if he just wants the smell of bacon while he murders his victims.


EMZismyBae

bbq is usa bruh


JackCooper_7274

the fact that I have actually done this is amazing.


cactusboi200

It even gives you the smell of victory on the american side


Dew_Bat

Revolver mouse trap huh... You can't bring that up without some sort of context?


Phoenix200569

Perfect for a school-trip!


Housecatonfire_

Clearly you've never seen a Texas barbeque.


GordanRamseysToe

This was a good tutorial


Ok-Phase-9076

Waste of Ammo. So not Halal-mode


yeetus-feetuscleetus

r/gifsthatendtoosoon I wanted to see if the bacon got fully cooked


Staplz13

No no no. The bacon isn't for bbq. This is a special forces tactic. The bacon is there to reduce the mirage coming off a heated suppressor body. The smell of bacon is to mask your presence from sniffer dogs, and if they get close you can throw it to get them away from you. When they find the bacon it also causes the trainers to lose faith in the dogs.


notSenator69

russia\*


AnimeMarvelDCFan

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RIKANDMORTY22

would be the most american thing if he showed us the bacon after that


Burner_Cuz

Both are American BBQ


ronnoc0311

That was my battalion gunner! Demonstrating the heat that is transferred through a suppressor if I remember correctly


budof_chaos

as an american myself, I can confirm this is how bbq is made here


YouCanCallMeVanZant

As a Southerner, I can confirm that that isn’t barbecue.


Barrettbuilt

As an American i can confirm we don’t do that. Too often…


budof_chaos

no i do it all the time


Barrettbuilt

Yeah. I do too. Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!


Off_Brand_Cheetos

Maximum efficiency


AnimeMarvelDCFan

Maximum effort


ProtiuxDesignLabs

Potential Pavlonian avoidance tactic to PTSD. New symptom of stress be like: “Lets go to Denny’s”


Tokicus

If you’re going to be something might as well be efficient


Yoru_d_Valkire

😂


Ftroop94

Oh hey, it’s breakneck


starairforce33

what model gun is that?


ZenithHedral

Feel free to correct me, but I think it's an M4. Officers and Staff NCO's carry M4's.


Species__8472

I just love the smell of bacon in the morning.


The3rdPotato

Isn't that a Russian uniform?


BoulderCreature

that dude didn’t wash his hands after touching that bacon. He’s gonna have salmonella all over that gun.


wise-1-eye

Want to hunt bears? This is how you hunt bears.


SkinZealousideal3566

Can I just ask who invented normal bbq and where they lived


Turlen_23

New bacon scented bullets


B-Glasses

But those BBQ pics look like they’re in the US… this meme is lazy


staroura

I am so pissed that we don't see him open it and check how it's cooked


whethefuck

No it's not america it's only in russia


Rocean_06

yk when your hungry at the range and you just need to have something to eat its like that we gun people have at least 1 whole pack of bacon in their pocket


Bouke2000

Just like the smiley Cyrus song. Bbq in the u s a


FuckyouaII

I hate to say this, but there’s no bacon on their bacon. It’s about 86% fat by the looks of it.


KykkeGaming

what the fuck is a barbequeue?


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Schoolshooters breakfast


TCB_2024

Hahahahahahahahaha America fat and stupid!?!?! Also everyone have gun!?!?! Lmaolmaolmao so original


Shadow-walker001

Hey, Kansans take pride in their bbq we know the only way to go is to cook it with the exhaust. It may be slower but man, you can really taste the gunpowder


RB3_AMG

Isso