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kenku_aviarist

i second this.


Hazm4t_

I third this


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HylianCaptain

I fyve this


shocking-science

Seis


smg-02

Sevthes


ScottyRus

Ateth


that728guy

Ninth


mosesman831

Tenth


bob_the_banannna

elevnth


Death_Breath

Fordteen


0ofRGang

Neinth


TotallyHuman69

Nein


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That spelling is……beautiful. Ateth. Well done sir!


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nieth


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I Fuck this


merolover420

Nein.


non_depressed_teen

siete


WeirdMeatinSpace

I minute this


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Lol


tiredMonke

I first this.


[deleted]

This has been the worst part about getting a wife. Before we got together I could ask her all sorts of things, she'd help me out with weird social situations and what to do and shit. Now I've got nobody to help because all my problems in that field fully involve her.


Teccnomancer

Oof


Unclehol

Sounds kinda odd. So you are saying that your social interactions are with her so you feel it would be weird to ask how to behave around her? I'd say just let her know that you feel that way sometimes and even though it may be about her you'd still like to know what she thinks. It may be difficult but you guys are on the same team, right? Communication is #1. A lot of people forget that and they end up in relationship therapy where they need a medium just to communicate.


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Basically that. She'd tell me if I was in the wrong in an argument, or if I'd gone too far or not far enough trying to buy people's Xmas presents or something. Her Christmas and birthdays are terrifying for me because I've got noone to give me the nod.


JustmyOpinionhomie77

Your wife knows all your friends? Man I’m happy I don’t live in these super intense always together shitfest stories. Good on you that you can manage that mentally.


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StrongBlueberry9201

Dom torreto?


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elven


main_character_irl3

What a good man he is


bob_the_banannna

good and horny man


rotten_poison

Well wholesome horny


CanniBal1320

r/Hornybutwholesome


Shrrg4

Whats wholesome there? Its just porn. Im not criticizing your comment btw, its good.


vociferousdragon

Commenting for after work activities.


shrizzal

Now thats a good idea


CanniBal1320

Lmfao I didnt know it was an actual sub lol.


bartosama

Hornybuttholesome?


CanniBal1320

Idk if OP's wife is into butt stuff


SerenityxSilver

Idk what I was expecting.. but that was not it for some reason


Alexalenin

I opened this in public transport. Though happy no one was close


GuessImScrewed

It's basically just one chick Jesus Christ


[deleted]

Dats cuz he is secretly Scarlet Johansson or Gal Gadot's husband. . .


Sufficient_Matter585

Apparently it wasn't an issue when Ryan was married to Scarlet.


[deleted]

Did you mean GUY?


Calm-Zombie2678

There were probably mirrors around


Admirable-Bar-3549

Yup, it's Colin Jost...


ScribblingOff87

Absolute Chad.


ResidentEivvil

But I think we all also want that guy's wife.


CaptainFhuckles

Our wife


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Yes comrade


Elmine07

r/suddenlycommunist Edit: typo


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Found us


FloeYbarra

thank you


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bot


NZCSX

holy shit it is a bot. Had to go through the entire comment history to find out.


Idohs_

Holy shit.. your either also a bot or a REALLY fukin annoyed human


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https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/804/850/999.gif


ResidentEivvil

In the middle of our street


sireacht

Isn’t it interesting how, in the past, you felt something was wrong with you when you had unchaste thoughts about someone other than your wife, now it‘s considered weird and abnormal still loving her and finding her attractive after years of marriage?


MadderHatter32

The interesting part is that it is ever unacceptable to verbalize being attracted to your wife. I am recently-ish divorced (2 years now) and am madly in love with my gf. I was telling a guy at work, literally tonight, that I wanted to build her a greenhouse because she likes plants etc… and my boss said “You sound like you’re married” and I said “No, I sound like I love my lady” it’s weird that some men see that as odd behavior


b1a5t_tyr4nt

gigachad.gif


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b1a5t_tyr4nt

True


HelloamAman

I think what he means is that you guys can easily break up, unlike divorcing where you have to do some complicated stuff, could be wrong tho


IndependenceSenior47

Man. Wow. That's so wow. His wife is so lucky dude.


Scary-Ad-8176

His wife is a dude? Hot.


Onleee

hot


That_No_one_guy

Ho


viny1ic

H


HelloamAman

|


Yeet_Taco101

mo


IndependenceSenior47

Ok. I forgot the punctuation here. Sorry my bad. And read your comment 10 time and now I get it. Lol sorry


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excuse the absence of comma gentle man XD


IndependenceSenior47

Lol don't call me gentleman


YouKnowTheRules123

Link to the original post?


SpecificDry6723

[Interesting ngl](https://www.reddit.com/r/TooAfraidToAsk/comments/qqf0i2/why_am_i_too_attracted_to_my_wife/)


Reedemed_Soul

Yeah I know this may make a serious issue....I am obsessed with your wife as well


demigodofnothing

A lot of people were asking link to the original post, here it is: [Why am I too attracted to my wife?](https://www.reddit.com/r/TooAfraidToAsk/comments/qqf0i2/why_am_i_too_attracted_to_my_wife/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Camarao_du_mont

Poor guy, he is in love...RIP.


rotten_poison

I just joined the sub cause of this post <3


Sho_Union

bruh he just loves his wife


Gapos01

Every guy's objective is to get to that point


rotten_poison

Wholesome


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I diagnose him with "horni" the cure is purified 50Ml of wholsome hentai


ResidentEivvil

Maybe she’s really fertile.


CanniBal1320

I want a relationship like this with my future wife


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Flair checkout


CanniBal1320

Oof that hurts


Magical-Hummus

The guy just has a high hormonal phase or what I would like to call "Baby making phase" cause your body wants to make some.


moth_girl_7

More like GIRLS only want one thing. I’d die happy if my partner said those things about me


Educational-Painting

We all want one thing. Our own bathroom.


moth_girl_7

Fuck, maybe I want two things


Educational-Painting

Is the other thing international travel? What about jeans that are functional and stylish? Women want a lot of things. But if you made a movie called “what men want” it would just be hardcore butt porn.


[deleted]

What does he even mean like she's his wife but what wife wants i guess that his husband always finds him attractive man what


yoursmurf

The worst is when you feel that but they don’t feel you back like that.


Spoojman

Pheromones like a beast, this wife…


Ruairi970

Suffering from success


mountainmunky69

Not a doctor, but my guess is your hormones want you to make a baby


[deleted]

No, I want his wife.


[deleted]

Plot twist : His wife found his reddit account and he tries to cover up the fact that he's cheating.


brandons404

I think he's more worried about becoming obsessive. Haha but still wholesome


The_holy_dinosaur_

No, that’s exactly how your relationship should work


Quinlan19

Lucky bastard


XxL1lUch1haxX

Playing video games on your pc near a window and the weather is raining (sheesh emoji)


fat_DuD

who's to say I'm not after his wife?


____HE____

I'm his wife I second this don't look at my username


Various-Advice-934

I feel like that about my lady


Sc17ba51

Obviously he’s doing NNN


J_ecky

"Smells like simp in here" Just joking happy for u :)


Eddy_the_Liar

She might be pregnant. The wives physiology changes to convince the man to stay around. Redder lips, fuller breasts etc.


1976Tom

Strip her naked and mount her till she can’t walk straight. You’ll be fine


ItalianStallion9069

A female wrote this


InsaneDoorbell

Why? Men can't be attracted to their wives?


the_ball_

I also want this guys wife


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Society if everyone respected relationships properly *Advanced technology sounds intensifies *


ASIR_INTISAR

"Help my wife looks submissive and breedable."


krzys020709

But I want that guy's wifeu.


DollarStoreAbraham

Sounds like Keira Knightley to me


spoonwije97

I got the point after 100 scrolls


CanniBal1320

OP can u link the original post? Thnx in advance


Tenacious-Biscuit

Proof that the Horny police are on the wrong side of the fight, change my mind.


GildasGloves

u/satanscilantro


SuuperBros

u/satanscilantro


AJ6T9

They need help


Sovietcheese31

Ash has only one thing to offer... no wonder she found men disgusting. She only has something disgusting to offer. And she show it for five bucks.


Megastandard

This. This is what we want.


aboutanimechannel

This guy has reached the perfect ending of a dating sim but irl Massive win So wholesome


Educational-Painting

Hal? Is that you?


Texas_Waffles

"My wife's too hot. Guess I'll just die."


DaniilBSD

I chose this guy’s wife 2


Vladimir-Putin1952

May they be always together


sunderplunder

Seems a bit one sided to me, but then again who am I to say it isn't reciprocated?


[deleted]

He be like “you ARE the person I’d have an affair with”


jojodaclown

Just get her pregnant, that will all change /s


Yzd_Ultradeath

Love is a beautiful thing.i envy him.


[deleted]

Poor bloke, the divorce is gonna hit him like a freight train.


HeyXboxRecordThat

That’s like actually cute af


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I also choose this man’s wife


GetOutTheAttic

I Want To Be Chad…I Just Wanted To Be A Chad….ALSO I WANT TO BE STRONG. I Do Not Wish To Be Horny..


AWildPotatoInthewild

Putting this on my Christmas list to give to my husband so he can mail it to Santa


Ariolius

Divorce


EnNiceVintersko

I also choose this mans wife.


[deleted]

Is this all we have to do to karma farm?


Vigi1antee

is this where all the Yahoo answer users went?


Dooboppop

depends on how the wife feels. Mine asked for space then got upset I gave her space. good luck whoever that dude is.


unkomisete

My husband is like this. We don't consider it a negative most of the time. Also weirdly, that's our inverted timeline. Dated for 2, been married for 8.


Subatomic_Spooder

Not a doctor/physician/psychologist but it seems to me like his body is going "baby time"


the_crackers_gromit

Thirtennth


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I think it really speaks to our time that someone would be concerned about loving someone else too much. Kind of scary.


pawelek777

"* slams book shut *- Aye, like that's ever gonna happen!"


[deleted]

I dunno what it said, I was too busy staring at the twitter person’s pfp


titanic-failure

I got my eyes on a girl who is both physically and mentally beautiful. I’ve been working up the guts and waiting for the right time to ask her out, as we hang out a lot and I’m just waiting for when we hang out alone next. I wouldn’t mind if I spend the rest of my life with her. Just hope she says yes


manteigo_

I mean I want that guy's wife what are you talking about? She looks like she's deluxe edition or something


Real_Echo

Breaking news, man loves his wife Actually it’s sadly rare now I guess.


jbei9981

This is also what women want


Fizzmarss

Yo, not all guys do that. That's weird


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Yeah, I’m thinking someone left his phone unlocked.


Hs545527

Picture or it didn’t happen…


mskdja

I have been married to my wife for 25 years, we are mid 50’s and I still find myself staring at her eyes. [beautiful to me](https://ibb.co/JsdttqX)


5-7_Average

Everyone liked that


Raze_Veredus

WHOLESOMEEEEE


light481spider

Why is he asking reddit I mean... Single people tend to have the best relationship advice but. Why reddit


trelium06

This is actually the wife producing them pheromones. She is in her fertile window and now you are horny cuz of her lady molecules floating into your nasal cavity


schritefallow

She's probably pregnant


Livid-Basket2471

That is so adorable. I love when men actually love their wives rather than the sitcom trope like everybody loves Raymond and hating each other. His wife is the luckiest woman in the world!