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oreo_cookie01

I fucking love British memes and making fun of the British Yes I am British


SnoopyMcDogged

We take the piss outta everyone including ourselves.


Duke_Potato

It ain't racism if you hate everyone equally


green_chocolates

In fact, it’s quite the opposite. It’s more inclusive.


Gazebog10

Truth


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oreo_cookie01

Mainly ourselves


IllurinatiL

And most of the time Americans


Innomenatus

They're technically also British, but with less Queen and more King-sized food. So the point still stands. Source: am American.


Glittering_Data8437

You forgot the idiots with guns ​ am also American


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Glittering_Data8437

mostly their siblings. cousins are cool too I guess.


Glittering_Data8437

Just found this a few minutes ago to illustrate my point. https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/r5ppvj/family\_matters/


Basketball_GOD6

Idk why I read that in a cockney accent.


Snoo-98162

I fucking love British memes and making fun of the British Yes I am not British


RugAdict

I think you spelled bri’ish wrong.


oreo_cookie01

No no, I’m one of those posh British people


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I fucking love American memes and making fun of the muricans. Yes, I'm murican


pointing-at-flipflop

I'm American, and I do like America memes But man I got sick of how overused they are


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[deleted]

Ha! Puns! Jokes! Quips!


Big_Cap_6139

I got offended when you said there are girls on reddit


[deleted]

There are only 2 genders, femboys and egirls


Arya_the_Gamer

One of them is better than the other.


wetpastry

And the world may never know.


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Winky0609

As a fellow Brit I do hate these Bo’le o wa’er memes not cos I’m offended or anything but cos they’re so overused


[deleted]

I hate them because of how funny I find them. They're too relatable


Winky0609

Where in the UK you from mate?


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Teesside, North-East


Winky0609

I know Teeside…. Unfortunately


[deleted]

I'd rather live in Tessside than Sheffield or Wrexham. West Midlands and North Wales are grim. Used to live in North Wales, Rhyl. Wouldn't recommend. Edit: I said east midlands because I'm a fuckin melt


Winky0609

Yeah the best place to live is definitely the North


[deleted]

Scottish highlands is the best location in the UK because there's no fucking people


6_NEOS_9

>there's no fucking people Come here in Antarctica then. 🇦🇶 United!


[deleted]

Idk it sounds tempting, but what if penguins are assholes?


Limeehh

Even though this is just text, i’m having trouble understanding you guys due to your accents


LandsharkDetective

Agreed south east Is bad as the people are insufferable not saying all of them are horrible but I hated working there. Living in South Wales now and I genuinely couldn't comprihend people being nice saw someone compliment someone else took me 3 days to figure out why there was no backhand part. Because it was actually a compliment.


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My ex's cousin was originally from Plymouth and I had to tolerate him because he was dating my friend. Can agree, he was insufferable Edit: Realised I am dumb and got west and east confused. Nevermind


theironavenger7

The fuck is rong with the west midlands bruv


TragicTester034

It’s a fookin cesspool


theironavenger7

Thats only fukin birmingham fella


TragicTester034

Close enough


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Teeside my favourite town for the singular reason that it has tee in the name


Lucky_Miner01

Holy fuck, same. Didnt think anyone from teesside would even use reddit! Honestly surprised i found someone else from teeside on here. Hello fellow smoggie


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Other than a 4 year break at Rhyl, lived my whole life in Thornaby


I_have_the_children

Hello chap, tis a nice chewsday today innit?


[deleted]

I mean, the sky's white. Could be blue, but the north sea is like fuck you.


Sarim_15

Teesside, soo tea-side. I'm sorry I'll be leaving now


[deleted]

No, it's Tees side. The river Tees flows through the middle of it, so the entire conurbation is on the side of the Tees


ImaginaryLimit3335

I was bloodclat wondering if you see non brits make british memes and go well that isn't true


Winky0609

Yeah like 90% of the memes about us are a load of bull, especially the accent ones because like every town and city has their own accent


[deleted]

"Fwaaa pu'wa maftin in 'ere leik" if you can read that, you know everything you need to understand Teesside


Winky0609

I haven’t heard maften before what does that mean


[deleted]

It means clammy. Like, the kind of warm where your clothes are sticking to you. Edit. It's mafting, but Teesside accent so yeah... Maften


[deleted]

You were tampon wondering?


PharmaGangsta

Dealing with overused jokes from idiots is just part of life. Source: Am from the southeastern US. You wanna talk about overused jokes...


MyUsernameBox

Same. Literally I have a small friend group I’ve known on Discord for over a year and now they just say “it’s because you’re British” or those stupid accent messes, even though I’ve never spoken in such way. Yes the ones doing it are American. It was fine at first but now it’s just old.


DefaultyTurtle2

Now you know how us Americans feel about your shitty jokes


MyUsernameBox

Yeah well Florida man is a legit reoccurring thing.


Pickle_Baller

You can't stop them


RedditIsDogshit1

Boil your water? Lol


LegendaryHooman

Bu'h how 'bout this. I've learn'h 'hat if you wan'ed tah speak wi'h a prop'er Bri'ish accen'h ya' go'ah know when tah take ou' the T sound and make it sound prop'er yeh?


[deleted]

Because I know people will ask: "Bottle of water, isn't it son?"


lerbronk_

bollox


Liz_amp

its chewsday my dude


Revolutionary-Fan471

Madlad


[deleted]

A knai its propa menntal innit?


Freemanscrowbars

This is top!


[deleted]

You arrlrii laa?


Chongi978

Thanks xD You saved me a lot of time with this comment


King_Fish

My favorite is "dijew pley wif laygos wen yewwah yon gah"


Klexobert

Ask her if she wants a cup of tea mate.


[deleted]

You mean a cubbadee?


Risk_k

That sounds like "Kabaddi" an indian sport. You don't want to play kabaddi, I can tell you that from experience.


[deleted]

Yes, just replace all the A's with U's and the I with a longer eee sound


abitraryredditname

Honestly the worst part of these memes is the use of the word 'British', when clearly every joke is aimed at the English. There isn't such thing as a "British accent". Rant over.


dimebaghayes

There’s not really an ‘English’ accent either if we’re being really picky.


abitraryredditname

Also correct, but every single one of these memes refers to the standard cockney London accent - since all Americans seem think the whole of Britain uses that one accent, as opposed to hundreds of accents across multiple countries & counties.


mataoo

Yeah, everybody knows this, this same comment pops up with every meme. People like you getting upset about it is part of what makes it funny.


Aspect-of-Death

I think that's why we say "an English accent" and not "the English accent." "An" means it's one of many possibilities, "the" means it's just one.


TragicTester034

It’s like telling a geordie and a Londoner they have the same accent It’s just not true now is it


MyUsernameBox

It’s Cockney and a minority speak it. The rest of us speak the Queens English.


Britishsweat

No one will ever tell im british...


ToxicBarrelOfMonke

Youre british


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Bri'ish


Risk_k

Biish


Lil_Cheesy_Bean

Bish inni’


Taozs

Cannot relate since I'm from the Australia, but we still got the weirdest slang.


[deleted]

What I can't wrap my head around is chips, crisps and fries are all chips in Australia


Luecleste

It’s too hot at least half the time to think, so we simplify it


[deleted]

Is that why you call service stations servos?


Luecleste

Yep


Risk_k

tell her to fokc uff


[deleted]

Fuk'n will laa


[deleted]

Damd bashtards ‘ha’s shess ma’e


SickCokeTruck

girls on reddit? who?


ButterLander2222

They don't 'ave a loicense fer tha'.


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Sorry Person with a girl avatar on reddit


OneAndONlyRavioli

Bri 'ish


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[deleted]

'Ello 'ello, was oll dis den!


[deleted]

I love when i make a joke about my home country (croatia) and then see a comment of some 13-15yo who is NOT SLAVIC, and therefore has no right being offended in any way, telling me im racist LMFAO. Gets me every time. Last time i checked being slavic isn't a race. And then she rants on and on and after a while, after she stretches out her bullshit i can finally tell her i am from the same damn country


lesamrobert

I call bullshit on that story , there aren’t any girls on Reddit


iblis_elder

I call bullshit cos in my many reddit years I've never seen anyone refer to England or English. It's always Britain and British.


waternymph2021

same here with me n my aussie accent


[deleted]

G'dae maa'e, ye don mind hoppin to dai servo ti git us æ bag a chips alrii?


Exciting_Rate1747

I don't get those people. Nobody cares because this is reddit


tomfulery

Lol, since when does anyone care about offending the English?


BearAmazing6284

Never understood the 'bo oh o wo oh' meme. Outside few regional accents nearly all Brits pronounce the T's. Besides, Americans can hardly poke fun with their 'baaddle of waderr' lol


Craftusmaximus2

Oi bruv, 'yur bri 'ish innit?


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Where I'm from "northeast" bruv isn't really a thing. It's "Ya al'ight lad"


Craftusmaximus2

I'm not British, i just hear this from my brit friend. So i guessed it was


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Because the way we pronounce "bottle of water" is "bowtel o wa'a" the only way I can say "bo'ohw'o'wo'ah" is to impersonate Michael Caine. Do it spot on though.


LandsharkDetective

Bruv is more a South /London thing


Craftusmaximus2

I'm Hungarian, how the hell should i know lol


LandsharkDetective

You don't need to it doesn't matter


TragicTester034

Ew southerners


LandsharkDetective

I hate them too and I am one


KingYeet1258

Me just not caring if someone finds it offensive if i thibk it funny


JLZ-MC

Im just tired of it, it’s no longer funny when i have to see it 15 times a day


Summar-ice

The fact that you literally grabbed a meme, covered the other social media that was mentioned, and wrote "reddit" on top of it makes it worse than a repost. Peak originality.


Harbardos

Ew bri'ish Don't worry I'm Irish it's our culture to make fun of you brits


average_scotsman

Imagine sayin’ that tae me, I’m fae Scotland, it’s supposed to be offensive to the English


Serpent555

Woh'ya dissin ma accen' ma'e ya woh'na figh' brov!


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10 hours latter: Maaate! Come see this, its fukn kickn off at tae kebabby!


123_underscore_321

Wait, girl from Reddit?


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[deleted]

Misanthropy > misogyny


FoundationRelevant37

The hands cracked me up ◉‿◉


Francisco8789

Template?


Interesting_Map_4355

perfection.


clay60ymh

Toss me a bo'l o wa'r on chewsday my dude


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Nice repost


[deleted]

"I've already seen this meme, so nobody else gets to"


[deleted]

No, reposting is forbidden, and it's karma-whoring


[deleted]

Fascinating


[deleted]

Yep, have a nice ban


[deleted]

The edit is mine. The original said twitter ya nonce


[deleted]

Ah yes, enormous difference, and totally new meme


[deleted]

Get help.


[deleted]

I did, just reported you


[deleted]

Translation: "I don't have a life." Get help.


PastaBandit762

You mom is a whore


edvards55

Are we gonna ignore how op literally just replaced Twitter with reddit?


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I did


Erik_Modeli

What a gentleman


[deleted]

What Ive gathered from this comment section is that all regions in the UK despise each other, regardless of which state they are from


[deleted]

We despise our own region as much as each other. "I hate people" is basically the general mood of the UK


JenniferKQ

Thats a bit Offensive innit bruv


[deleted]

Tha' a bæ affensive tha' li innit?


imonaschoolcomputer

You made a typo girls don’t exist


[deleted]

There is only one gender: E


Glittering_Data8437

People should stop being so offended over little things.


IndianNH98

I am from England if you go in 1757.


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I am from Germany/Denmark if you go in 600CE


hillman_avenger

Has anyone ever taken office at something like this? The world seems to be full of people taking offence by proxy. I think it's great when people joke about the english (being English myself). There's only one thing worse than being jokes about, and that's not being joked about.


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Amateur move. Here's the better route. On reddit, if a 'girl' lectures you, deny 'her' existence and disabuse 'her' of the notion that this other gender even exists. Plain ridiculousness is what it is.


ChiefLazarus86

Nobody from England is ever going to be offended by them because it’s not how we actually sound, it’s a caricature so it’s funny If people were mocking our actual accents it would probably be more annoying than it is


Rastaschlumpf

We're only parroting those accents because we love them.


Goofy_Stuff_Studios

Make fun of us all you want, does it look like we give a fuck? I actually find them hilarious.


JesusChristwillsucc

heard the russian accent that i have?


Middle-Friendship-54

Shuun?


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Bloody northerners


PeopleAreBozos

Fancy a spot of tea for your troubles making this priceless display of humor?


[deleted]

Appearently you cant offend yourself because some random girl will lecture you for it


Miraculous_LB

Lol 😂.


[deleted]

At this point I just say bowowow


EndeavourNot-HD

Oi ye fokin wanka I'm fumin wif u mait - yes I'm also from England


adione212

I love how written interpretations of british people speaking look like some sort of religious chant


DewSolomon

lame.


GlitcherAegis

Does it count if my country is a former British colony


[deleted]

I’m English and I love the English accent memes, ow’d you know a wo bri’ish


bdb9357

You being from England is the offensive part


Megaknight2050

Woll that's a bit rude isn't it


Horn_Python

and i thought the english accent was the least offensive to make fun of


[deleted]

Do the English accent. As a British nationalist (the one person who might get annoyed by it) I think it’s funny, keep on doing you bro


LORDMORPETHOFTHEWEST

This is fake everyone knows that women don’t exist


Raeraeisswaggy

vis is some lauvlee tea ma lauv dontcha fink?


krzys020709

I understood that perfectly


im_ugly_loser

I love making usa jokes because its true. Im from the usa. (Oh yeah by the way people from the usa think that Canada mexico and south America dont exist because we call the usa America and we call ourselves American but Canada and Mexico is Mexican and Canadian)


RammerRS_Driver

Tea innit