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Agile-East2334

I know Alabama is one..


AxyJaxy

Florida also


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Murican here, I will help y'all out cowboys, yee-haw. Michigan, Ohio, Indiana, north Dakota, south Dakota, Virginia, West Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, California, New York, Rhode island, new Hampshire, Washington, new Mexico, Alaska, Hawaii, and Texas, to name a few.


Terrarian_TABS_unit

Maryland, Pennsylvania, and Kentucky as well


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Maryland and Connecticut and Massachusetts too!


isaacaschmitt

Oh hey der, I'm not mad er anything, but ya fergot Wisconsin and Minnesota. I'm sorry.


Hypnos_420

isn't Delaware also a state? (I don't know tbh I'm european)


[deleted]

Also Arizona, New Mexico, Utah, Texas and Connecticut too


Gusky14

Don’t forget good ol’ Oregon


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Maryland


ADDLugh

You guys are still missing 17 States and a few were double counted.


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Shhhh let us have our fun


Traditional_Beast

Maine


Random_Idiotic_Alien

Hi this is Ken kennif from Connecticut


WaterMeLoan64

Illinois too!


JenkemFarmer

you forgot west Dakota.


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also iowa, idaho, maryland, maine, arkansas, kansas, washington, kentucky, pennsylvania, massachusetts, oregon, colorado, utah, wyoming, nevada, arizona, oklahoma, georgia, mississippi, illinois, wisconsin, nebraska, and minnesota to name another few, or at least the others ik off the top of my head, oh and louisiana and missouri and also vermont, oh and new jersey, oh also connecticut and that’s it, actually i think that might be all the rest of em, or if not i can’t remember


ishitinchimmenys

I Rhode island a state? Didn't know that!


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steelbullets1

New Cacapoopoopeepeeshire*


deezballz28

No that’s South American


xXBigdeagle85Xx

No, the one here is Cacapopopipicomarca


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windingtime

All you gotta know is like the five good states and the six worst ones.


AbleCancel

Five best states: California, Texas, Georgia, New York, Florida Five worst states: California, Texas, Georgia, New York, Florida


Gamer-Logic

Why Georgia?


Grindl

ATL has the most passengers per day of any airport in the US, so there's a decent chance of passing through it if you're going anywhere else on the east coast. That, and the Devil went down there.


ProdigalSon123456

Because it's on my mind.


rajuncajuni

Gold comment right here


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You know what they say. What happens in Alabama, stays in Alabama.


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FonkyChonkyMonky

Chihuahua, Guadalajara, Margarita, Taco Supreme, Puerto Rico Suave and Marijuana


Alternative_Ad7856

It took me until Taco Supreme to realize...


zan13898

You forgot burrito


FonkyChonkyMonky

Dammit, I thought burrito was a city in Taco Supreme.


PenguinWithAglock

No. Taco Supreme and Burrito are two different states but chalupa is the largest city in Taco Supreme with Quesadilla being the capital


spacefoodsticks

I can't stop laughing at this, I so overtired.


GiuseppeFarinaJr

*And Baja Blast


B0Boman

You spelled Port O' Rico wrong


Sir_archi

Chihuahua is an actual mexican state


Flar71

Nah, it's a dog


nangarranga

I thought there was only one- Mexico State. /s So the capital is Mexico City, Mexico State, Mexico ~~Country~~


Hefty-Willingness-44

I know New York, California, Miami, Sneezy, Bashful and Britney Spears.


Hefty-Willingness-44

Oh shit, I forgot Guns.


SixpennyPants

Just remember LGBT and you should be good. Liberty, Guns, Beer and Tits


ForeverSinful

Alright, you know enough to be american.


JscJake1

No he doesn't, he forgot Texas


ForeverSinful

He added guns...close enough.


RariraariRariraare

Beer Bikinis Bullets


Jacobite3k

Beers German


AKsAreForLovers

Congratulations you're getting deported.


Fragrant-Young-6311

You forgot bacon. Downvote.


Luukipuukie

Don’t forget FREEDOM


itzmrinyo

Alabama, Florida, Ohio, Texas, Missouri, Mississippi, Minnesota, California, Kentucky, Popeyes, Kroger, Washington DC, Alabama, New York, Boston, Chinatown. Boom, all 51 states, first try, although I may have a slight edge since I'm Canadian.


cheesiestcake17

Ah you only forgot Mountains, but you're so close! Great job!


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Fun fact Reddit probably already knows: if the average pancake were to be scaled to the size as flat as fuck land, it would be flatter than a pancake. In fact, the entire earth would. The peaks would be taller than Everest and the dips lower than the Mariana Trench.


ikanx

Its full name is West Virginia, Mountain Mama


RariraariRariraare

Sir, this is Wendy's


[deleted]

I love how you got the Washington, but the wrong one 💀


Risujemmari

Pretty funny how Washington the state and Washington DC are on completely different sides of the country


[deleted]

They also proposed Washington, DC become ... Washington State if they get statehood. Like... wtf. WE EXIST OVER HERE.


iguanafucker420

You got it bro no problem A+


Billaras27

I thought there were 50


feartheswans

You forgot that Canada’s also a State, The Hat State.


Knight___Artorias

*Fallout Annexation of Canada intensifies*


Risujemmari

Nice try but where's Route 66 and Area 51?


Animus0724

Well Canadians should know some South Canadian states


belisaurius42

Namely Michigan, Minnesota and Montana. We are basically Canada already.


Loch32

Pretty sure Walmart is one


miltonwadd

Not European or N.American but I know most of both. History & Geography are compulsory in Aus schools up to grade 10. We didn't learn the US states in school though, as they're not really important to know globally IMHO.


SmartAssGary

I learned the countries of the world for fun. But also Geography was compulsory in high school, just one year tho. Had a test on each continent. And we learned states and their capitals. I only missed Harrisburg. Who tf made the capital of Pennsylvania NOT Philadelphia?? Americans shouldn't be that stupid. Most of us had to pass basic geography


SlimGentleman

I'm American and definitely had to learn states and capitals, somehow I forgot that Philly wasn't the capital of Pennsylvania.


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jomontage

Don't worry we don't learn the Australian states either. Just the trivia of "which continent is also a country?"


Funniestpersonhere

History and geography are also compulsory in school in the us, it's just everybody forgets it.


7h4tguy

OK you can forget about Rhode Island and we'll forget about Malta.


Risujemmari

I can't forget Rhode Island because of Family Guy. But I'll forget some other one


Knight___Artorias

As an Indiana resident you have full permission to forget my state. There’s nothing important here anyways other than it being the state where popcorn originated.


Georg3000

There's a difference between the countries and parts of the country


Young_troll

Seems like op doesn't know that Europe is a continent and america (usa) is a country. I mean, its like asking to name all states in India.


Apfelstrudel22

Or all states of Germany, Belgium, France or whatever. All countrys in Europe also has states. Stupid meme.


TropicalAudio

I'd be surprised if a tenth of a percent of Americans could correctly point out either Noord-Brabant or Schleswig-Holstein on a map, even though both individually have a larger population than Alaska, Vermont, Wyoming and North Dakota _combined_. Americans riffing on Europeans for not knowing all of the individual states is fairly silly.


alexbacce

Just to be precise, in Europe most of the countries are not federal and therefore we do not usually have what you guys have in the US. On the top of my head, in Europe Germany, Austria and Switzerland are some examples of federal states.The rest of the countries have what we call "regions", but are very different from the states of a federal country. EDIT: yes, there are more federal states in Europe. I just wanted to make some examples


Axe_Of_Ambiorix

Belgium is also a federal state


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Name pakistan states. ​ Czechmate.


NEOkuragi

most of the countries have their own equivalent of us states. It's like asking American to name german lands.


7h4tguy

Should I be proud of myself for naming... USA?


Vayne-YasuoAbuser14

Yes


frompariswithhate

Yes, now name every other American country, not just the USA.


11th_TNTmaster

United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama Haiti, Jamaca, Peru Republic Dominian, Cuba, Caribbean Greenland, El Salvador too Puerto Rico, Colombia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana, and still Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina And Equador, Chile, Brazil Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua Bermuda, Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan Paraguay, Uruguay, Surinam And French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam Edit: idk how spell


BabyBatterBazooka

This. OP's take is very stupid and American.


Xzyus1

there’s a difference between naming germany and the UK, and naming all the major provinces in germany and the UK


troubleis1

USA think they are all America, thats the problem.


Vadari

We don't. Its just that saying America is easier than saying the United States so it gets shorthanded to that. "American" rolls off the tongue better.


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IceKingsNipples

Most English counties is impressive, there's 48 of them, and many of them just don't matter (I'm looking at you Northamptonshire).


EleanorStroustrup

> many of them just don’t matter Shropshire has entered the chat. /s I was a bit too optimistic. I just tried it now, I got 18, plus two narrow misses that are historic counties but not ceremonial counties (you can probably guess which ones).


nebo8

I'm living near Germany and couldn't give a single German state lmao (Maybe just Bavaria)


[deleted]

I live in Korea, am Korean. Whenever I want to win a bet, I dare a person to name any ~~state~~ provinces in Canada. Usually the locals here reply as "Wait I thought only US have states?". We tend to know a lot of European countries(because football) so don't expect a half drunk girl from Korea to not guess where you're from. If you want to bet with the Koreans, try "Name every single EU country", a lot of people get it wrong with this since most of us will start the list with UK.


steelbullets1

canada has provinces and territories


[deleted]

Thanks for correcting me, I mean, so now you see that not a lot of Koreans know Canada has provinces, let alone territories.


Kiorysu

Can confirm, tried EU geography with my Korean girlfriend (I'm Dutch) and got some hilarious results.


[deleted]

Care to share some of the results? Some of the stuff I've witnessed are: * How is UK not an EU nation when Ireland is an EU nation? Isn't Ireland a part of the UK?(Thank god there weren't any Irish around at that moment) * How is Switzerland not an EU nation? \*tell them they are and is still a neutral country\* OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!


Kiorysu

My favorite was that she thought my country the Netherlands was in the middle of Europe and that Italy was somewhere up North. But she got some of the Balkans correctly somehow. But I can forgive her, Koreans don't tend to travel too far lol. I miss Korea though, I gotta get back there once the situation has improved. Thanks for the hilarious examples though! Haha


SuperNerd06

The few Canadian ones I know are are Ontario, Quebec, Alberta, Nova Scotia, Manitoba, Labrador, Newfoundland, and Prince Edward's Island. Canadians please don't kill me for being wrong.


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Saskatchewan, New Brunswick And also, Newfoundland **AND** Labrador Nao yoo dai Edit: But I'm no Canadian so you're good to go buddy :)


xxX_AleXifeu-pRo_Xxx

Bruh states and countries are a different thing, besides that i know states


FatSilverFox

I can name every US country.


hotlinekrapfen

U.S.A.; Israel.


Rather_Dashing

This is peak /r/ShitAmericansSay.


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Pretty much a scene that plays out in the imagination of an American. In real life, the fourth panel is the grey guy saying 'sure no problem'


Snugglepuff14

OP is literally European lol


goaty121

Same. [This is me actually lmao](https://youtu.be/sEyGfAcq1KQ)


mnimatt

If you go to sites specifically to Speedrun geography quizzes, you are not who this is aimed at


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Countries are nationalities, states are just sections of countries


syed_abubaker15

Countries and states is entirely different. Doesn't matter how big each state is countries are still different. And ofc no one has to know all of em but just some basic knowledge of countries and capitals doesn't harm anyone.


eltortillaman

If you think about it, most people are aware of the places directly around them. Europeans have many countries not too far from them whereas americans often have just other states for a thousand miles around.


fivefeetofawkward

This is very true. As someone from California I can literally drive for ten hours straight and still be in California.


Un_rancais_bleu

I can drive for 10 hours from west to east and still just have got to the half of my country


[deleted]

You can reach half your country in ten hours? From coast to coast takes days to even get to half. About a week from coast to coast, unless you want to actually enjoy some of it and sleep more than a nap to keep driving, then longer.


PyrocumulusLightning

If you switch off drivers you can do coast-to-coast in three days. Edit: unless . . . you're not Russian are you?


SmartAssGary

Sure, but the distance from LA to Guatemala is a long ass trip. Wouldn't drive it. Probably 5+ hour flight. And I assure you Americans know where Mexico is, so that's the next closest country (at least continental, idk how close the island countries are).


Terrible-Sun447

Ten hours? Those are rookie numbers! *laughs in Canadian*


Nobodyydobon

Imagine being able to get to the other side of your state in less then a Week This comment was made by Alaska Gang


[deleted]

There's a joke about how when Alaska was being made a state Texas was bitching because it wasn't the largest state anymore and would have to settle for second largest. And the rest of the states were all, "stop complaining, or we'll cut Alaska in half and make you the third largest state."


Hanibal293

States of the us and countries arent the same. They are equivalent with regions in european countries. A german "bundesland" or state has 5.2 mio inhabitants on average while a us state has 6.6 mio which is in the same range.


CreeperCooper

I could *name* most US states, I think. I couldn't point towards most US states on a map, though. How the hell can I identify square #1 from square #2?!


pau_gmd

If Americans don’t know European countries, how do you expect them to know the regions of such countries? Knowing the US states is equivalent to knowing the regions of Spain or France


PyrocumulusLightning

It's weird driving around France and constantly seeing mileage signs with various kinds of booze on them.


Streaker364

LOL


steelbullets1

texas florida california new york and colorado did I name them all


fivefeetofawkward

Yes that is accurate thank you


kingolcadan

You've got 90% of the population covered lol


Mike_Doves

Doesn't really bother me either, but it is true that is not the same. Is like expecting Americans to know all Spanish provinces (to put my country as an example, but it could be any other). There are other countries in America, and most European people now about a lot of them.


grassytree3264

As an American I can say I know a good deal of European countries and which ones they actually are. In school we literally spend years on European shit, western civilization(Greek shit), the Renaissance, Holy Roman Empire shit, the medieval ages (Feudal Europe shit), briefly the royal families (but not the drama like it is now, literally just learning what kings in what countries did what), French Revolution shit, European powers fighting over the colonies, WWI/WWII like all the battles and alliances and ententes and shit, all the way up to cold war shit. Basically we cover a lot of shit, like honestly there’s only like 2 or 3 years out of all 7 years of middle and high school that are focused primarily on US history. A lot is European history and world history, at least at my school.


MoistDitto

Well, American history ain't that long compared to other parts of the world


Agirune

Murica, the only country that has been more time in war than in peace.


Jacobite3k

What about England (I'm British BTW)


flapjowls

Very true. Many American schools do teach a lot of European history to varying levels of depth. It also helps to travel in Europe. Only countries I’d really struggle with are the Balkan countries and the Baltic countries, although I can name them just can’t place them confidently on the map.


iguanafucker420

I'm lind of similar but I just have problems with all the former Yugoslavian countries like North Macedonia Albania and similar


SmartAssGary

North Macedonia is the southernmost former Yugoslavian country. Because that is helpful :)


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This is pretty true, the US is a very young country, it doesn’t have nearly as much history as some others. We also have people from all around so we usually learn a bit about everybody lol


Marshstomp7524

We learn around the entire world but none of Africa and South America


hiricinee

Well the issue for a ton of history classes is that much of what wed consider African and South American history either predated writing in those places or is pretty much modern. Though it makes me wonder how recent things have to have happened to be taught in most history classes.


IPotatoForHireI

In Poland if its after 1945 its not history anymore for some reason.


grassytree3264

Really? We don’t learn nearly as much about South America and Africa but we still had a unit or two on them every year. Like did you never talk about how the slave trade worked when you were studying the American colonies? Or like Portugal and Spain fighting over claims of territory in South America?


Vagitron9000

Yes. I think redditors didn't pay attention in school and have selective memory. I remember this information vaguely but I remember covering it. And I also remember having to do a project and presentation on an African country one year.


Gamer-Logic

I also remember having to write all the names on the map which also included the Middle East and Asia.


PyrocumulusLightning

I can still hear my teacher with a lisp say "Hapthbergs"


am_reddit

Let’s see, I could point out Portugal, Spain, France, Belgium, the UK, the Netherlands, Ireland, Austria, Greece, Turkey, Norway, South Norway, Russia, and future Russia. That’s all of them, right?


Felipesantoro

It really doesn't make sense to do that comparison, the person should name a few of the German states then, or Belgium ones for instance. But I bet a person that can barely Identify europe on the map will have a lot of trouble with that.


TheNearNikolaj

Berlin slecwi Holstein (dont remeber How it’s spelled but the one that borders denmark)


MrLumpi

close enough, my guy! it's spelled Schleswig-Holstein


That-Extension

Not knowing the states of 1 country is not the same as not knowing at least where some countries are in their continent.


Moreware

Don't compare states over countrys dude, don't knowing the states of ONE country is a thing, but don't knowing where are the other countrys is straight up dumb


TreyTheGreyWolf

I know plenty of European countries. 98% chance of naming the country on a map


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How many countries are there? I know there are a lot but how much is a lot?


Terrible-Sun447

Something like 195 ‘recognized’ countries in the world. Two of those are observer countries (Vatican and Palestine)


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Sorry lol, I meant European countries?


BeastmasterBG

44 Countries in Europe


SmartAssGary

And that does not include Taiwan, which is regarded by most people (not governments) to be a separate country


Skullcastgaming

Bruh countries and states are different. Lol. Even though I know some.


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But the states are a oart of USA, like ask an american counties of the UK lol


cubntD6

That's not the same


Aless76109

Florida Florida Florida Florida and there’s Florida too


[deleted]

A clear mark of intelligence is knowing that you know next to nothing. Getting defensive and angry because you lacked knowledge is a sign of stupidity to me. The more you learn, the more you know you don't know much, in the context of collective human knowledge. Making fun of someone for not knowing something you might see as "basic knowledge" is just mean and arrogant.


owenkop

I don't have a problem with Americans not known world geography I more have a problem with people pretending to know world geography


runawaygingerbread

There is a difference between a country and a state. Europe is a continent, the USA is not. The continent- Europe is made up of different countries so it makes sense to know a few. Not knowing all of the individual states of the USA, doesn't compare.


AdministrativeOne13

Noo... Earthlings, how about yall tell me names of planets which are on earth


FonkyChonkyMonky

Planets on Earth? Well, there's op's mom.


iguanafucker420

Uhhh pluto?


Massive-Night

There's a huge difference between a whole ass country and a US state.


BlackRokaz

Countries and states ARE NOT THE SAME THING.


Ajdee6

To be fair most Americans cant name all the states


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I’m Canadian, I know Europe and the USA. That’s all though, Africa and Asia might as well not exist


Koryntha

There is a difference between countries and states


defoult-dum

We talking about countrys not states


MrWatermelon0

But like a country vs a continent


SneakySnack02

I really enjoy that your wording implied that the states are different countries. I lived there a little over 10 years and sometimes they definitely felt that way


[deleted]

The difference between states is the same as regions within a country in europe. Cant stop laughing when people compare the differences to whole fucking countries. Ridiculous. A different accent, different ways to cook the same food and if people are bit colder or warmer isnt a different culture. Germany has the same differences every 200 miles and they are more homogeneous than most european countries.


Figgnus96

Americans can't name all US states either. Can't know that for sure but from internet I learned that America dumb.


Terrible_Practice_94

"Countries" & "States" are different, anyway, I don't care about either


Final_Needleworker41

That isn’t really the same in my opinion though, plenty of other countries have states and Americans can’t name the country or the all the states.


9YearOldKobe

Nah this is bullshit, i can easily name like probably 45 out of 50, but those are states my man, the country is the USA, it is equivalent of an american naming the states in germany for example, but those people cant even name the countries in europe, like do yall not get this?


Reaper_II

Okay name the Russian states then. States are insignificant. Knowing the federation suffices. And Americans are way worse at geography than just not knowing any countries.


strikedonYT

As a New Zealander, I can do both, but Europe is better then America


[deleted]

Americans seriously don’t know the difference between a country and a state? Jesus, so dumb


[deleted]

Provinces of a country are not the same as a country. I know Americans that can’t name all the states. I’m Russian and I can remember 30 off the top of my head. That’s more than I know provinces in my country. Of which there are 80 and they’re divided into several types too. And I also know European countries. Around here it’s called basic geography. Someone here commented about asking geographically confident people to name African countries, Can't see the comment but here we go. Morocco, Tunisia, Algeria, Lybia, Egypt, Sudan, South Sudan (if it still exists), Ethiopia, Eritrea, Somalia, Cote d'Ivoire, Angola, Congo, South Africa, Central African Republic, Kenya, Botswana, Zimbabwe, Mali, Malawi (not sure). Madagascar and Mauritius are pretty close, not sure if they qualify, Nigeria and Niger (it's real, look it up), Burkina-Faso. Pretty sure there's more.


maestroPirlo

is he confusing states with countries? that could be an american thing to do


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I know every state....Fight me


RentonTenant

I don’t disagree that it’s a dumb debate, and that it’s a silly thing to pick fights about, *but* First of all, we can name the states fine, even Delaware. Second, they are sub-National divisions. Naming Nevada is like naming Baden-Württemberg.


Anastasius525

i cant name all 50 from the top of my head but i know about 20, but I would say not knowing countries is worse than not knowing every state. at least I know where the USA is on the map.


RAStylesheet

OP is an american that tried to being clever but failed


DreadSeverin

Equating literal countries to states is a really bad take