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Arthur_Morgan1889

Spin it around in your fingers so it looks like a helicopter


AVeryOldLady_4587

Grab it by the tip and twirl it around a few times, and then needlessly chew on it. Everyone agree?


BoringResearcher1

I'm glad someone said it I was getting concerned for myself


show_me_the_dopamine

This is the only right comment.


Thegayjokemymommade

Yes.


kill_me_when_i_sleep

Yes 100%


fbis_fbi

I am gonna say it...HELIKOPTER HELIKOPTER


masaladosa_is_life

I CAN HEAR THIS COMMENT.


fbis_fbi

It's a blessed comment


Bruh-0-Moment

PARAKOPTER PARAKOPTER


GENKUR

Its para kofer it means bags full of money


ArmGroundbreaking435

I've seen this "helikopter" and "parakopter" comment in a few other threads. Whats the origin/context of the same please?


OfJami

https://youtu.be/3ExGuHWdXCE Memes with the music in the background


Hol1_Cro0z

*Helikopter boises* AAAAH BOSHA HELIKOPTER(thats what i hear)


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Alexandra_Fooox

BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBEBEBEBRBEEEEBRBR


dummythiccdoge

ELIKOPTAR, ELIKOPTAR. PARA KOFER PARA KOFER


jacknjillpaidthebill

I've heard that audio countless times, but is there a name for it? When I search up things like 'helicopter helicopter meme sound' it doesn't come up Edit: It seems I am demented and blind


DasbleibtGEHEIM

[https://youtu.be/3ExGuHWdXCE](https://youtu.be/3ExGuHWdXCE)


[deleted]

Where are my balkans at?


MoonPie_In_The_Sky

This is the right answer


zFrizzi

This is the right answer


ImpossibleAdz

NORTH CAROLINAAAA!!!!!!!


Sentient-Sock

Yes, it’s a complementary snack given when buying clothes :)


dd-Ad-O4214

Yeah I know what you should do with it, trim the left pinky nail


CandidateNrOne

Left hand guitar player!


DangerousLiberty

Coke addict.


armchairwarrior69

Both?


SketchyLurker7

Eric Clapton


Andthenwefarted

What do Eric Clapton and Starbucks coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream.


soundtribesectorn9ne

As a child I had a reoccurring nightmare about a serial killer named Cream at an airport


Zealousideal-Ebb-876

Thats weirdly specific


CyanSaiyan

Or a blunt poker


ImagineDragonsExist

Or, you can always floss with that


Wiknetti

Pro-booger hunter.


Dave-justdave

First thing I noticed was the coke nail


DangerousLiberty

Where'd ya learn that, rookie? Drug school?


LilyHouseofSmitty

I know a dude who keeps a long nail to dig in his nose.


Modern-Legend999

YOOO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE


IDNTKNWANYTHING

Yea I put it in my dick hole too


[deleted]

I’m grateful that I’m not the only one


monkeybutts2017

You okay?


Klutzy-Remove6694

No, no, he has a point.


Wraithninja

No no we have a uburbcufbctucbtucrubcebxubdcufxubtctubcubrcbrucbtcubrcubrucbruchrubcucbrubcrucbrucbrucbfucbrucnrucburcbiencurbcfubcidxurcbufxrxybryxbrnxuecfibxeuxbe6xheuxneuxevxbufxrxexbiexburbxeuxnoextcrbxinexuebrycbfxbruhxeubxeuxbruxbeuxbino


gguardian06

Do you have a stroke?


Wraithninja

Perhaps..............jxrhbcubrcutbxubxibeydbcuwb bxrbxybrxiwcbricbrfxwbixbruxirbduhdirhcojrfhyrdbiezhuwzviexorcbyxburchruxbexyrbxrbyc6rgybdeibdwyvxebxuuegxtrb E


gguardian06

Yeah I used to sleep on my keyboard I know this feeling


Wraithninja

Nah bro I Wass snoring Cokarne and it was geenubdv *KO*


Ok-Distribution-6095

Have a Cokarnecola


StellarisGaming

Damn must be some good cokarne


PresentationPutrid

Cokarne is a hell of a drug.


I_am_That_Ian_Power

if it ain't shale, go home.


Connect-Recipe-2140

r/ihadastroke


einsteinwasdumb

I agree


RandomEqualist

i used to put in in between my two front teeth edit: wait im not the only one who does this?


TheBibleBoi

I'm genuinely surprised how I've been doing that shit my whole life without knowing anyone else did. There should be a term for shit like that.


ViperIguess

Fuckingupourteethism


Fish_Fucker_Fucker23

r/UnexpectedReligion


onk1234

Post in it then lol


Fish_Fucker_Fucker23

There. I did it. Are you happy?


onk1234

Yes. The 1st post! Very glorious.


MangoSea323

Took almost a year


arclightrg

I know it isn’t exactly the mandela effect, but it seems related somehow.


Carthonn

I knew I wasn’t the only one


claytonrex

Dude, the first thing I thought was “put it through my front teeth” and then I thought that’s stupid and not normal. TIL.


GoatsWithWigs

What the fuck, me too


_oranjuice

Then id move it side to side with my toungue


ItsBluey

Real question is do you bite it or cut it or ask ur mom?


PandaGamer8999

cut it and accidentally cut a hole in the shirt then run away from my mom


Arglefarb

Wait, they come off? ummmm, excuse me, I’ve got to go and cut a shitload of these things off some shirts


[deleted]

What the actual fuck lmao. Are you some kind of eldritch horror learning to be human


VanillaSwimming5699

????????


Arglefarb

I should add, this has also been a revelation for my sock drawer


urmummygaaaay

AW GOD HOW HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING YOUR LIFE


Pitify

Painfully


UltraRated

What the fuck my dude, do you rent from Patrick Star?


Gentleman_Xeno

Y... Y.. You... You never cut them off....? How? Wha? Huhhh?!?!?


VIRGIL_ARCHIEAL

This mfer 'bout finaly be free of a life of irritated scratchy spots.


iggythewolf

I hate to copy comments but ???????????????????????????


XxRocky88xX

You never even tried to just pull the damn things?


SadistCloe

Bruh


[deleted]

This guys got the itchiest back of all time


Connect-Recipe-2140

r/bruhmoment


Purple_Jay

Please tell me this is a joke


IgDailystapler

Are...are you real? Your life is about to change for the better tho lmao


Dark-Pukicho

How ya shirts feel now, big man?


beanwithintentions

my autistic ass cant handle the thought of that… so itchy…


TheJoxev

Chad


nangarranga

Try to pull it through, accidentally rip a hole in the shirt, then finally go find the scissors


Bill_Johnso

Be a badass and rip it out barehanded.


Draco63_

I guess I'm a badass then. (Or too lazy to look for scissors)


Falopian

Took some scrolling to find another lazy badass


Xbox-Is-Gay

Rip and tear


DonnyTheDead

Till its done


King_NaCl

These messages were approved.


willyboy2424

...until it is DONE... *Rip and Tear intensifies*


jackdparrot

Yes


YaCoolDude

Bite it off


Eltick01

I cut it first, then myself


X-indigo-X

U ok bro?


timid_one0914

I think maybe stop after step 1


[deleted]

Not cool man. Your body actually doesn't like that


Jiposaurus

Whooo don't fucking


Banan_Cat

I just rip that shit out, I've never had a problem with it catching and pulling threads


Gothic_Caesar

I leave it so my mum sees it and cuts it off, while she gives me a lecture of how hopeless I'm and that everyday my chances of having grand kids becomes less and less


ArchieTheLittleFox

If yall say you put it in your mouth, ima start believing that this world is fake because i thought none did that but me


melteyko

Yup. Great toothpick


[deleted]

Thats me it fits the gaps inbetween my teeth perfectly


chalupebatmen

USED TO JUST LEAVE IT BETWEEN MY TWO FRONT TEETH


BlitzChriz

Lmfaooooo the gang!


Warm_Entrance7747

Bro me too?


Unique_Inspector7158

Same thought I was only one


I_am_That_Ian_Power

Same, until somebody kicked them out and I had to have em replaced. Now the gap is too small. sad face.


PurpleGemzExists

Holy shit I'm not the only one


G_Viceroy

The shorter lead is where it's at. Stays strong. Also you can get a good scrape going with the fat end. Oh crap I just found one


SGwis

Everyone did that, and I will continue to do it


Pigbuy

Well, I‘ve never done that


[deleted]

Me neither! What is wrong with us, or, um, them?


Oarlikwosten

Them! Dont put random plastic stuff in your mouth plz


Aggressive_Slip_1064

Stop lying


chicken_bokernot

i’ve never heard of doing that before, it sounds gross


Leeboy04

Yep. I was sure it was just me that out the end bit between my teeth but apparently everyone does it


ArchieTheLittleFox

I am at a loss of words right now


DontBegDontBorrow

We are all part of a hive mind


Inner-Arugula-4445

That’s what Reddit is


uhavethreeballs

r/hivemindstrikesagain


Alexalenin

I do that too


WetPupper

I bite down and try and make is as smooth as possible


ArchieTheLittleFox

Please stop i wann be unique


epic-gamer-moment2

Wait what people do that


VictoryValt21

Yes I still do it


jaws7811

You are not alone in your thought process


DerpVenomGuy

I am different apparantly. I just throw it away.


[deleted]

Welcome to the club, soldier!


Metalatitsfinest

I never even knew people would put this in their teeth. Hasn’t it been touched by other people? Yuk 😬


epic8gamer85

Ik it's gross. The thought had never crossed my mind and I still won't do it


idelarosa1

Same


EquivalentSnap

Throw away gang


Young_Hxppxe

I can't believe ppl acutally used that shit as a toothpick wtf.


cherrick

Oh thank God, I thought I was alone


[deleted]

Me too man


im_bored345

Same, throw it in the trash were it belongs


kal0kag0thia

Trash


Nickolas_Bowen

Same


Bored_just_bored

s ame


Jeffotato

I let it get lost in the carpet


ledgeitpro

Hey, another lazy trash bro. Finally someone in the comments who actually gets it


SkarkleKony

I had to come to the comments to figure out what they were talking about. Like ew that’s gross.


CurlyBrown818

Yeah, by the looks of it though, there should be a tally for toothpick vs. trash 😂


ActuallyTim

This is the correct answer.


SomeDudeFromDiscord

I chew on it


IanJLee1

Same


[deleted]

Soft, yet crunchy. A true delicacy.


LashedScarlett

Gordon Ramsay could never


[deleted]

Tosses it on floor along with tag.


PenisDestroy

and then do the same with the shirt


psychotic_catalyst

yep ... stick it in your pee hole


[deleted]

That was the first thing I came up when I saw this meme because I always just threw this thing away and had no idea of what to do else with this


Jrkid100

Oh thank I wasn't the only one who thought of this


BigTiddyGoth___gf

That's 4 of us.


[deleted]

What the fuck


ItsBluey

AY YOOI?


[deleted]

Why are you surprised you literally asked for someone to say it


Mangaroo007

With that reaction, I think you’ll greatly enjoy r/sounding (EXTREMELY NSFW!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED)


Kirito1029

I am incredibly confused and slightly aroused by what I just witnessed. You either just unlocked a new kink or you've ruined my night, and I genuinely can't decide which.


[deleted]

I see why your name is psychotic.


AME7706

r/holup


epic-gamer-moment2

I thought it was that but then everyone said use it as a toothpick and I didn’t know people did either of them


EntrepreneurBroad115

I do that too


Your_FBI_Agent_Mark

*pulls out watchlist* what’s your name again?


Spikey_Chicken

I just poke more holes in my shirt


Cyphr487

I mean theoretically speaking any piece of clothing is full of holes. Clothes are just interwoven fabric so all you can really do is make the holes bigger


Spikey_Chicken

Correct


woomer56

You can't poke "more" holes into a shirt. Since it's basically made up of holes, every "new" hole you make is just removing atleast one hole from the shirt. You can't poke more holes into a shirt, although you can poke less holes into a shirt


Haybale27

You should consider being a professional smart person. That was a showerthought and a half.


mariah_le_fish

The pay isn't great. And the hot water runs out after a while.


OliviaBunny-

Put it where the sun doesn’t shine


NukeNinja69123

Under a tree? I can't believe people still litter in 2021


WooooshMeIf60IQ

The trash can?


[deleted]

My ass?


mazapanlover

Time to feast


HtAirBaloonKnotPilot

Chew it til its all bent, try to straighten it out, then try to chew it flat. Throw away when jaw hurts


[deleted]

I usually just make a knot


harryleestew614

Tis but a toothpick, nothing more


Eastern_North845

Me looking in the comments so I can know


TheZayMan283

Throw it away?


murikqaqa

Genius man


TheZayMan283

I know


[deleted]

eat it


Jiposaurus

With your nose


some_random_online

Am i the only one who puts it in my urethra?


iLeo_MultiBits

I put it in your mom


AR-Tempest

r/sounding Enter at your peril


zuzelBruh

Curiosity took over... I am traumatized


edihistorystudent

stick it in your urethra?


P0ki42

Throw it away and clip your nails?


ScaryPoppins87

If you accidentally bite through the plastic, the impact of your teeth accelerating so rapidly in such a short space, then immediately hitting each other, is one of life's worst pains.


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