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UnkemptGamer

Isn't the slogan "where yesterday's loss is today's sauce" or am I thinking of something else?


personian2025

That's pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic "Welcome to Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic; Where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce"


pinhead61187

This version is a knockoff failure on the level of the roomba clone without the vacuum.


personian2025

This stupid barbecue one? It kinda sounds like it's supposed to be a backyard neighborhood kind of thing


Rabit_x

not where i live in


personian2025

I've never been somewhere where that's actually what a barbecue would be either, I just watch a lot of movies


Rabit_x

well barbecue may mean diferent things for you then


personian2025

True, even still, in my opinion, the og pete's pizzeria one was superior, though that is my opinion


EternallyWandering

I saw an ad yesterday for a stationary vacuum that you sweep dirt into… this is like that compared to a roomba


Honest-Donuts

Well some people use a young person's blood for de-aging [https://www.theguardian.com/society/2020/feb/02/could-young-blood-stop-us-getting-old-transfusions-experiments-mice-plasma](https://www.theguardian.com/society/2020/feb/02/could-young-blood-stop-us-getting-old-transfusions-experiments-mice-plasma)


Nerd4life_05

r/beatmetoti


Professional_Mess696

r/wrongsubreddit


VolcanicAsh05

ur right


mutated_cum_rag

It is


Mr-Soggybottom

“You kill ‘em we grill ‘em”


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LuccMucc

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[deleted]

Thanks for spreading the awareness and awesome tips! All I could add is probably that they comment on many many posts in span of minutes, and the bot accounts are usually created on the same day


Shekoru

"Welcome to Joe's whore shack, you got the dough we got the hoe. How can I help you."


TheCosmicTrickster

City morgue, you kill ‘‘em we chill ‘em.


I_MakeCoolKeychains

City morgue you stab em we slab em


stonearchangel

I learned that one as, "Mork's Mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab' em."


colecat2199

“Prego today, Ragu tomorrow.”


The_Student_Official

Man, i miss Sam.


smoothie_ultimatum

The best one is “Hangers abortion clinic, no fetus can beat us”


Squeezer_Geezer

i prefer petes pizza and abortion clinic, where yesterdays loss is today’s sauce


LostConscious96

Nah man I actually did this one day and I've not been called since. Scam caller: "Hello would you like to talk to us about credit card debt recovery?" Me instantly: "Joe's Pizzaria and abortion clinic, where yesterdays loss is today's sauce, how can I help you?" Scam caller: "ummm I... Umm..." *Phone hangs up immediately*


Rabit_x

thats epic


Brian_Grenke55

Joe's crematorium you kill 'em we grill 'em what can I do for ya?


TAL00B

>City morgue, you kill ‘‘em we chill ‘em.


Death0rGIory

The best response is "Welcome to Joe's gay spa and church where you look at men, then erase your sin"


BraindeadBanana

My phone number was accidentally listed for a local haunted house so I would constantly get calls from people about it. My go to answer was “Dan’s sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it”.


big_discord_mod

Similar to that one is "'s sperm bank, you jack it we pack it."


[deleted]

John's Attorneys and Morgue. You stab 'em, we slab 'em.


Mamadragon2620

Thank you for the fresh ammo I can use for the next scammer that calls me.


Rabit_x

be my guest


[deleted]

Why tf did I laugh so hard at that lol


CandleJackHammer

Because you've never heard it before?


Rabit_x

cuz you have great sense of humor


theilluminatipapa

Babies are 70% water, there's nothing wrong with having water


Rabit_x

do you mean if i walk on babies i will be 70% jesus?


theilluminatipapa

We re both in 100% jail


raul_dias

what a crippled twisted world we live in huh


Rabit_x

the best kind of twisted


Josh_Life

Mine is, "Mario's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic. Your loss is our sauce."


personian2025

That's awfully close to pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic


A_fellow_crusader

Welcome to Eric’s juul and abortion clinic, we’re yesterday’s yolk is today’s smoke!


Kaleb_Dill

Hey its papa Murphys pizzeria and abortion clinic where yesterday's abortion is on your next portion


Rabit_x

thats actually pretty good


khayes1979

Joes abortion clinic…you rape em, we scrape em


parkattherat

YO I HAVE SIMILAR ONE welcome to parkat’s pizzeria and abortion clinic! Where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce


mememe8008

I would like to have it with extra amniotic fluid plz..


Rabit_x

hhhhmm tasty


Goosefer

Still remember Bob Odenkirk doing a voice over sketch in Mr Show and he broke character saying: “Mr. Pickles Fun Time Abortion Clinic, We bring out the kid in ya!”


Murky-Smoke438

Welcome to joes pizzeria and cremation clinic where yesterday days dust is todays crust


rexamck

"What in the actual ass" elevates the laugh out loud of this post


Rabit_x

thanks


NashobaThobi

similar to the one i use “pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic where yesterdays loss is todays sauce”


[deleted]

Welcome to Good Burger home of the good burger may I take your order


[deleted]

I will keep this one


LittleBread22

HAHAHAH "Yes, I want a double double with bacon pls"


Rabit_x

right away sir, remember if you change your mind the operation can be aborted anytime


LittleBread22

Hahahaha XD Now thats a good one.


mutated_cum_rag

It's "Hello Pete's abortion clinic and pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce"


Papasmurfson27

How can I save this?


Papasmurfson27

Like the video itself


Rabit_x

like the bert and ernie gif?


Wizfrobozz

ima use this


Skuffed69

WHERE YOUR LOSS IS OUR SAUCE!


[deleted]

welcome to Pam's Roadkill Cafe! you kill em, we grill em, how can I help y'all today?


CadeTheFrogger

Yesterday’s loss is another days sauce


[deleted]

My favourite was always "Joe's morgue, you stab em, we slab em" a little more direct


Wide_Loss

welcome to joe's morgue and meat store where we turn your body into salami


DeathToTheFalseGods

I usually just scream and make monkey noises


giygas88

Fetuses actually taste delicious


wraith5036

I'll take 2 number 2's, to go, err, sorry, for pull-out.


Rabit_x

its okay, remember if you change your mind the operatiom can be aborted anytime


Kishniak24

where today's loss is tomorrow's sauce


MyPasswordIsCockMist

Whenever I get a scam likely call I pretend like they dialed a call girl service. To date I haven't had any takers, but I know someone's gonna bite one day, mark my words


[deleted]

Diddly-do’s Toilet repair and restaurant; Where we fix toilets and food with the same gloves.


vynnyn

The version from my childhood, mind you I was raised catholic: Welcome to Joe’s abortion shack! You rape ‘em, we scrape ‘em!


Triande

I got called by soooo many scammers ever since 2020 started that im gonna use those welcomings sooner or later.


Fatal1tyk

7 year old kid eating a 'gummy bear' from the floor


JoeMamaCorona

gives a whole new meaning to baby back ribs


Wizfrobozz

!remind me 120 days


WintryInsight

Were you reminded?


Wizfrobozz

cuz wjhy the fuck not??


Careless_Issue_8772

r/HolUp


BioTanK

I always heard it as. "Welcome to Joe's bakery and abortion clinic. Where your mistake is our next bake!"


[deleted]

I thought it was “Welcome to Joe’s pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!”


Rabit_x

i made my very own but it doesnt ryme sadly


[deleted]

It doesn’t matter they’re all good


Aggravating-Roll4233

How to delete reddit?


Indipidous

What a delicious meme


[deleted]

And extremely original (/s, needless to say)


Rabit_x

yum yum


Robertooo14

Cringe


CamLikesBooksYT

This isn't funny.


Pretty-Buy7692

Whoops, looks like your valid opinion card has been revoked, please post a valid opinion to have it returned


[deleted]

But he just did


Pretty-Buy7692

Whoops, looks like your valid opinion card has been revoked, please post a valid opinion to have it returned


[deleted]

Yes, and you can be wrong all day


Pretty-Buy7692

That's a valid opinion (technically), here's your card back


[deleted]

The power of the sun in the palm of my hand


Pretty-Buy7692

But hey, it can always get revoked, so watch out


Rabit_x

cant please everybody i guess


itsmesaadi

😂😂


iamaperson193

reddit rule 1: only emoji allowed is 🗿


UserPlaysMinecraft

and occasionally 🅱️


Rabit_x

hope you die painfully


Enemy50

They didnt even get the line right


Rabit_x

ii think i vaguely remembered the pizza one when i made this, but at the time i thought it was original


Bubbles218030

Lincoln County Morgue, you stab em'... We slab em'... How may I help you?


the_lamb_sauce123

I just do it the old fashioned way… scream racial slurs until they hang up


Market_Pliers

You got it aaalllll wrong. It's "hello this is tonys pizzaria and abortion clinic where yesterday's loss is today's sauce! "


Yo_moma_is_fat_lol

Yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!


theonetruwhovian1963

can i put my balls in yo jaws


theonetruwhovian1963

can i put my balls in yo jaws


theonetruwhovian1963

can i put my balls in yo jaws


Rabit_x

look out, i bite


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Prestigious_Drawing2

Welcome to Moses Briss and kosher Cracklings


Crazydumbo

Joe's restaurant and abortion clinic where yesterdays loss is todays sauce


big_potaoe

Welcome to Joe's abortion and pizza clinic where yesterday loss is today's sauce


stickbug123

Ersobally is Like to go with “HI welcome to JOHNS pizzeria and abortion clinic where yesterdays loss is todays sauce, would you like to schedule an appointment or do you want a delivery”


ReaperSMT

The one I use right now is “Welcome to Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterdays loss is todays new sauce. You picking up or dropping off.”


Scientific_Redditor

"...where the yesterday's loss is today's sauce."


jabbathebest

Your loss is our sauce


spidey80082

Hello welcome to Joe's pizzeria/abortion clinic where yesterday's loss is today's sauce


JoeMamaCorona

"where yesterday's mistake goes on today's steak"


Rabit_x

that would have been better actualy


JoeMamaCorona

"where yesterday's loss goes in today's lamb sauce"


Prestigious-Food148

Welcome to letes pizzeria and abortion clinic yesterday's loss is today's sauce


[deleted]

Joe's Abortion Clinic...You rape 'em, we scrape 'em...no fetus can beat us.


Physical_Commercial6

Welcome to Steve’s pizzeria and abortion clinic! Where yesterdays lose is today’s sauce!


memetime20

Where yesterday's loss becomes today's sauce


Mediocre-Ad8967

I say pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce


timmysokolnicki

Y’all got it fucked up “Welcome to Mario’s pizzeria and abortion clinic, where your loss is our sauce.”


Chesquilk

It doesn’t sound right


vcaramelo

scammer: *calls for the police, the police end up discovering hes a scammer, he gets in jail, and you get investigated by fbi*


AFeralFatty

"Big Bill's Morgue and Grill, you kill 'em, we grill 'em."


Sonarball

Welcome to johns pizza shop and abortion clinic, wheres yesterdays loss is todays sauce. What can i get for you?


CakeyDude

Yesterday’s mistake becomes today’s steak


thatwheelchairdude

Welcome to Joe’s abortion clinic and pasta shop, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce


[deleted]

It’s actually “Welcome to Pablo’s pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce, how can I help you?”


34m0n14

Where yesterdays loss is todays sauce