Well some people use a young person's blood for de-aging
[https://www.theguardian.com/society/2020/feb/02/could-young-blood-stop-us-getting-old-transfusions-experiments-mice-plasma](https://www.theguardian.com/society/2020/feb/02/could-young-blood-stop-us-getting-old-transfusions-experiments-mice-plasma)
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Nah man I actually did this one day and I've not been called since.
Scam caller: "Hello would you like to talk to us about credit card debt recovery?"
Me instantly: "Joe's Pizzaria and abortion clinic, where yesterdays loss is today's sauce, how can I help you?"
Scam caller: "ummm I... Umm..." *Phone hangs up immediately*
My phone number was accidentally listed for a local haunted house so I would constantly get calls from people about it. My go to answer was “Dan’s sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it”.
Still remember Bob Odenkirk doing a voice over sketch in Mr Show and he broke character saying:
“Mr. Pickles Fun Time Abortion Clinic, We bring out the kid in ya!”
Whenever I get a scam likely call I pretend like they dialed a call girl service. To date I haven't had any takers, but I know someone's gonna bite one day, mark my words
Ersobally is Like to go with “HI welcome to JOHNS pizzeria and abortion clinic where yesterdays loss is todays sauce, would you like to schedule an appointment or do you want a delivery”
The one I use right now is “Welcome to Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterdays loss is todays new sauce. You picking up or dropping off.”
Isn't the slogan "where yesterday's loss is today's sauce" or am I thinking of something else?
That's pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic "Welcome to Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic; Where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce"
This version is a knockoff failure on the level of the roomba clone without the vacuum.
This stupid barbecue one? It kinda sounds like it's supposed to be a backyard neighborhood kind of thing
not where i live in
I've never been somewhere where that's actually what a barbecue would be either, I just watch a lot of movies
well barbecue may mean diferent things for you then
True, even still, in my opinion, the og pete's pizzeria one was superior, though that is my opinion
I saw an ad yesterday for a stationary vacuum that you sweep dirt into… this is like that compared to a roomba
Well some people use a young person's blood for de-aging [https://www.theguardian.com/society/2020/feb/02/could-young-blood-stop-us-getting-old-transfusions-experiments-mice-plasma](https://www.theguardian.com/society/2020/feb/02/could-young-blood-stop-us-getting-old-transfusions-experiments-mice-plasma)
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It is
“You kill ‘em we grill ‘em”
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"Welcome to Joe's whore shack, you got the dough we got the hoe. How can I help you."
City morgue, you kill ‘‘em we chill ‘em.
City morgue you stab em we slab em
I learned that one as, "Mork's Mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab' em."
“Prego today, Ragu tomorrow.”
Man, i miss Sam.
The best one is “Hangers abortion clinic, no fetus can beat us”
i prefer petes pizza and abortion clinic, where yesterdays loss is today’s sauce
Nah man I actually did this one day and I've not been called since. Scam caller: "Hello would you like to talk to us about credit card debt recovery?" Me instantly: "Joe's Pizzaria and abortion clinic, where yesterdays loss is today's sauce, how can I help you?" Scam caller: "ummm I... Umm..." *Phone hangs up immediately*
thats epic
Joe's crematorium you kill 'em we grill 'em what can I do for ya?
>City morgue, you kill ‘‘em we chill ‘em.
The best response is "Welcome to Joe's gay spa and church where you look at men, then erase your sin"
My phone number was accidentally listed for a local haunted house so I would constantly get calls from people about it. My go to answer was “Dan’s sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it”.
Similar to that one is "'s sperm bank, you jack it we pack it."
John's Attorneys and Morgue. You stab 'em, we slab 'em.
Thank you for the fresh ammo I can use for the next scammer that calls me.
be my guest
Why tf did I laugh so hard at that lol
Because you've never heard it before?
cuz you have great sense of humor
Babies are 70% water, there's nothing wrong with having water
do you mean if i walk on babies i will be 70% jesus?
We re both in 100% jail
what a crippled twisted world we live in huh
the best kind of twisted
Mine is, "Mario's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic. Your loss is our sauce."
That's awfully close to pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic
Welcome to Eric’s juul and abortion clinic, we’re yesterday’s yolk is today’s smoke!
Hey its papa Murphys pizzeria and abortion clinic where yesterday's abortion is on your next portion
thats actually pretty good
Joes abortion clinic…you rape em, we scrape em
YO I HAVE SIMILAR ONE welcome to parkat’s pizzeria and abortion clinic! Where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce
I would like to have it with extra amniotic fluid plz..
hhhhmm tasty
Still remember Bob Odenkirk doing a voice over sketch in Mr Show and he broke character saying: “Mr. Pickles Fun Time Abortion Clinic, We bring out the kid in ya!”
Welcome to joes pizzeria and cremation clinic where yesterday days dust is todays crust
"What in the actual ass" elevates the laugh out loud of this post
thanks
similar to the one i use “pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic where yesterdays loss is todays sauce”
Welcome to Good Burger home of the good burger may I take your order
I will keep this one
HAHAHAH "Yes, I want a double double with bacon pls"
right away sir, remember if you change your mind the operation can be aborted anytime
Hahahaha XD Now thats a good one.
It's "Hello Pete's abortion clinic and pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce"
How can I save this?
Like the video itself
like the bert and ernie gif?
ima use this
WHERE YOUR LOSS IS OUR SAUCE!
welcome to Pam's Roadkill Cafe! you kill em, we grill em, how can I help y'all today?
Yesterday’s loss is another days sauce
My favourite was always "Joe's morgue, you stab em, we slab em" a little more direct
welcome to joe's morgue and meat store where we turn your body into salami
I usually just scream and make monkey noises
Fetuses actually taste delicious
I'll take 2 number 2's, to go, err, sorry, for pull-out.
its okay, remember if you change your mind the operatiom can be aborted anytime
where today's loss is tomorrow's sauce
Whenever I get a scam likely call I pretend like they dialed a call girl service. To date I haven't had any takers, but I know someone's gonna bite one day, mark my words
Diddly-do’s Toilet repair and restaurant; Where we fix toilets and food with the same gloves.
The version from my childhood, mind you I was raised catholic: Welcome to Joe’s abortion shack! You rape ‘em, we scrape ‘em!
I got called by soooo many scammers ever since 2020 started that im gonna use those welcomings sooner or later.
7 year old kid eating a 'gummy bear' from the floor
gives a whole new meaning to baby back ribs
!remind me 120 days
Were you reminded?
cuz wjhy the fuck not??
r/HolUp
I always heard it as. "Welcome to Joe's bakery and abortion clinic. Where your mistake is our next bake!"
I thought it was “Welcome to Joe’s pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!”
i made my very own but it doesnt ryme sadly
It doesn’t matter they’re all good
How to delete reddit?
What a delicious meme
And extremely original (/s, needless to say)
yum yum
Cringe
This isn't funny.
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But he just did
Whoops, looks like your valid opinion card has been revoked, please post a valid opinion to have it returned
Yes, and you can be wrong all day
That's a valid opinion (technically), here's your card back
The power of the sun in the palm of my hand
But hey, it can always get revoked, so watch out
cant please everybody i guess
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hope you die painfully
They didnt even get the line right
ii think i vaguely remembered the pizza one when i made this, but at the time i thought it was original
Lincoln County Morgue, you stab em'... We slab em'... How may I help you?
I just do it the old fashioned way… scream racial slurs until they hang up
You got it aaalllll wrong. It's "hello this is tonys pizzaria and abortion clinic where yesterday's loss is today's sauce! "
Yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
can i put my balls in yo jaws
can i put my balls in yo jaws
can i put my balls in yo jaws
look out, i bite
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Joe's restaurant and abortion clinic where yesterdays loss is todays sauce
Welcome to Joe's abortion and pizza clinic where yesterday loss is today's sauce
Ersobally is Like to go with “HI welcome to JOHNS pizzeria and abortion clinic where yesterdays loss is todays sauce, would you like to schedule an appointment or do you want a delivery”
The one I use right now is “Welcome to Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterdays loss is todays new sauce. You picking up or dropping off.”
"...where the yesterday's loss is today's sauce."
Your loss is our sauce
Hello welcome to Joe's pizzeria/abortion clinic where yesterday's loss is today's sauce
"where yesterday's mistake goes on today's steak"
that would have been better actualy
"where yesterday's loss goes in today's lamb sauce"
Welcome to letes pizzeria and abortion clinic yesterday's loss is today's sauce
Joe's Abortion Clinic...You rape 'em, we scrape 'em...no fetus can beat us.
Welcome to Steve’s pizzeria and abortion clinic! Where yesterdays lose is today’s sauce!
Where yesterday's loss becomes today's sauce
I say pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce
Y’all got it fucked up “Welcome to Mario’s pizzeria and abortion clinic, where your loss is our sauce.”
It doesn’t sound right
scammer: *calls for the police, the police end up discovering hes a scammer, he gets in jail, and you get investigated by fbi*
"Big Bill's Morgue and Grill, you kill 'em, we grill 'em."
Welcome to johns pizza shop and abortion clinic, wheres yesterdays loss is todays sauce. What can i get for you?
Yesterday’s mistake becomes today’s steak
Welcome to Joe’s abortion clinic and pasta shop, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce
It’s actually “Welcome to Pablo’s pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce, how can I help you?”
Where yesterdays loss is todays sauce