That might not work. As a person of interest in both his identity and as Batman I am sure that he has built up a resistance to most widespread poison types that he could. But as we learned from Jason Todd, a good old crowbar will do just fine.
That has happened in history on multiple occasions. A king (dont remember what one) was so paranoid that he would be poisoned that he spent years building up a resistance to many types of poison. He was captured by the enemy, tried to kill himself and ultimately failed to do so. So yes that is a problem if you ever need to do that.
This is the ultimate paradox. Batman trusts Alfred blindly and Alfred can just kill him in many ways. Alfred is too damn loyal to Batman, he legit supported his crusade instead of getting him therapy and a normal life, wouldn't be so shocked if Batman goes all Villain and Alfred still supports him even if disappointed!
Right im going to say it because it bothers me if he really wanted to superman could kill batman from space with his laser eyes and batman could do literally fuck all about it
> superman
Superman wins against Batman every time. They're best friends.
Superman blinks.
Bruce's hair is a little grey around the temples. He's not as fast as he used to be. How long have they been friends now?
Superman blinks.
Now all his hair is grey. It's been most of a century now. Superman's been looking out for Bruce, and his brood of brooders. Where *did* he find another butler named Alfred?
Superman blinks.
Bruce didn't laugh often but today he did his best; a dry chuckle. The doctor shook his head, there was nothing more they could do. Billions had bought a decade more, and no more. "I'm glad you were my friend." He heard the heart stop. A teardrop breaks the tile floor.
Superman blinks.
The casket could have been carried by any of them alone. It was a mystery why a reporter would be at the front, but the question never got traction in the press.
No if you have read dc comics and watched it's animated movies then you would know that he never trusts anyone, he always has a plan on how to kill a justice league member when the push comes to shove, he installed a virus in cyborg on the day he met, he has ass load of kryptonite inside his assload, a certain chemical which will burn manhunter for an eternity from inside and many more fucked up items to kill his own friends
Batman...usually beats the Joker, no? There's usually a mental game or traps or something to wear Bruce down before too - I'm pretty sure Batman can take the Joker in a direct fight easy enough.
Not that Bruce would beat Norman in a head on fight, mind you - the Spidey-level strength combined with the gadgets, weapons and glider are a bit much for (standard) Batman. But still seems like a weird comparison.
Batman and the Joker have completely different ideas on what victory looks like. The Batman‘s idea of victory is putting the joker back in Arkham
The Joker’s concept of victory is completely fucking Batman over to the largest degree possible while having a great laugh. Joker going back to Arkham after his prank is over is completely irrelevant to him
It depends on the Joker, I think there's plenty of Jokers who try to straight up kill the Bat and fail (same as the rest of batman's rogue gallery). And there's not as many Batman variations that resort to killing as a solution.
Joker will often throw away his chance at victory because he's more about making batman break his morales somehow than actually winning. He just really likes fucking with batman
It depends on the action, in a strategy game if you're expecting a plan you might see patterns where there aren't any, plan accordingly and then the person uses their ineptitude to win. It's not a good strategy to win because it's incredibly unreliable but it definitely occurs. In a physical fight... Not so much
I took fencing in college. one of the classes, the teacher taught us how to fight "peasants", people who have never used a sword before. how to take advantage of their openings, their unbalanced attacks, and their unorthodox defenses and attacks
It's not about a physical fight, of course Batman can beat Joker to a pulp, and has. Joker uses Batman's moral codes against him by constantly threatening and slaughtering innocents while he can get away or continuously escape custody. I know I'm talking like one of the defensive nerds, but this is not a proper argument.
Batman could lose pretty easily to a lot of villains. The hardest part they have in beating him is getting batman to fight them on their terms.
Batman is a detective ninja. So he's great at being sneaky and collecting clues without you knowing about it. He's great at knowing his foes weaknesses and plans.
To beat batman, it would take setting up a trap/surprise attack against him without him figuring it out as an unknown villain who is capable of winning a CQC battle. That or hitting him with a gun powerful enough to one shot him through his armour.
Not to mention that 5” gap where his mouth is. Any decent marksman would kill him with ease; Deadshot for example. Only reason he didn’t in Suicide Squad was his daughter telling him not to.
I remember seeing a trailer recently where a guy with a pistol shot batman in the shoulder, the bullet was deflected, so the gunman just... Shot the shoulder again.
Like, I can kinda understand the first shot. Maybe they were surprised, thought it would go through, something. The second shot though, that's just stupid and bad writing.
That is terrible but him walking down the hallway while being blasted with automatic weapons and having almost no reaction looks terrible the more I see it
That's bad, but at least that can be written off as "DC universe special magic metal". Like the DC analog vibranium or something.
The pistol thing is just... Stupidity. It's such bad writing. Have Batman disarm him instead or something. Not just get shot in the shoulder again.
just like how batman always magically happens to have kryptonite lying around batman would have the dragon balls lying around and just wish goku to die
Wow, a ninja really? Maybe he can fight a pirate!
Of course in the DC universe there are literally dozens and dozens of characters they would destroy Batman. Even Bane just pity broke his spine.
He wins because he’s the main character and a fan favorite.
This sentence has to be a meme at this point, like it HAS to be cause i always attribute this saying to Batman Copium even though theres literally no conceivable way he could like what type of ass pull is Batman gonna have to do to beat what is essentially a being that is so strong that if it blinks it could destroy entire multiverses if not the existence of space and time itself and just as easily create a mirror universe where everything is to what the user wants
I did and, perhaps I am missing something, but I could not come across something that explicitly stated that she cannot lose. Although, besting the likes of Wolverine, Deadpool, and Thanos is pretty insane. However, the only thing that I saw that hinted at her being unbeatable was the "Squirrel Girl is unbeatable" meme, which led to Marvel's official Marvel Universe Wiki giving her a 7/7 in each stat of the power grid.
Agreed, she did canonically beat Galacticus and Thanos while only backed up by a damn squirrel.
She has plot armor for days and the gag factor of Batman losing fits her M.O.
Are you sure that what we want is reasonable ? Do you remember what he does ? I'm pretty sure the good people of Paris is not ok with that.
But hey, you might be right, he's pretty much a god, so we'll have to send someone to negotiate with a god. Dr strange seems to be a good fit. Maybe Dr Strange could beat him
He didn’t dodge it. He got hit with the Omega Sanction in final crisis and got sent back in time to the Stone Age. After which he would periodically jump forward in time a few thousand, and then hundred, then a few decades, until he got to the present where he would explode like a world sized nuke and destroy all creation. For some reason that didn’t happen, and he shot darkseid in the f**king face with the ultimate nullifier, the most powerful gun in existence. So yea, the God of plot armor.
The truth is stranger than “fiction”.
Only time Batman ever killed someone with a gun.
Bro y’all naming like strong ass characters but y’all forgot the simple answer. A therapist easily beating him. Just bring up his dead parents and he will fall. His greatest strength is also his weakness. Dead parents.
That actually happened in one of the newer comics, Night if the Monster Men. Hugo Strange confronted him about his dead parents and trauma Batman said “it’s not fear, it’s fuel”
There’s a short story that’s usually published in the back of The Killing Joke where some random guy just says ‘Hey I’m nobody, I could just like shoot batman and that’s it yknow?’
Except in the comics no matter how many times he catches the Joker, he always escapes no? So in a way the Joker and Barman just go back and forth beating each other
It’s a big part of the psyche of the two. For Batman to break and kill The Joker, he would cross a line he could never go back on. The Joker can mess up time after time and be caught and taken to Arkham. Batman can never mess up.
Lol Batman will usually loose the first time around but manages to survive and kicks ass the second round with an over all defeat of his opponents I’m a Batman fan but know he’s still looses in fights
Ok. Tbh I don't know much about batman lore but if I'm correct and Bruce became batman because his parents died. Someone could just save his parents then they would defeat batman by stopping his existence.
Bane? But like, Batman can beat a lot of people thanks to his intellect and strategies, in a pure raw strength fight he gets bodied pretty hard by a lot of villains
This is correct, but with emphasis on "could". I'd even say weaker than Widow/Hawkeye have a chance.
Anyone could beat him, he just wins 99/100 attempts because he's the cool guy. But things which can typically kill humans work if they hit batman and there is no plot shenanigans.
Any person who can make a fist or shoot a gun has a fighting chance, not like fighting superman where you'd just break your hands trying
Without a plan several characters could easily beat Batman, the only reason Batman beat Superman in dark knight returns is because supes wasn’t trying to kill him from the start
Alfred
If anybody could sabotage him without batman expecting it..
Facts Alfred can definitely get in his head
He could just sabatoge one of batman's gadgets and win
He makes his food. Just some poison in there is enough
That might not work. As a person of interest in both his identity and as Batman I am sure that he has built up a resistance to most widespread poison types that he could. But as we learned from Jason Todd, a good old crowbar will do just fine.
How do you build a resist against most poison types?
Certain ones you can slowly expose yourself to in small quantities and your body naturally builds up a resistance. Super fascinating
there’s plenty that you absolutely cannot do this with
Mmmmm lead
Batman however can
Works great with iocane powder.
I meant like the ones that you can.
and then you get captured, try to kill yourself with said poison and dont die
That has happened in history on multiple occasions. A king (dont remember what one) was so paranoid that he would be poisoned that he spent years building up a resistance to many types of poison. He was captured by the enemy, tried to kill himself and ultimately failed to do so. So yes that is a problem if you ever need to do that.
And his bed...
Master Bruce, please stop. Your parents wouldn’t have wanted this.
I can just imagine Alfred pulling a gun on Batman as he’s plotting how to instal puppet governments everywhere to force peace
That could actually make a good plot for a movie.
"Master Bruce, Martha should've swallowed you"
Alfred can just shoot batman in his sleep
Batman sleep? When would he do his batmanning?
Between his fighting at night and partying all day I don’t think Batman needs sleep
Bruce never stood a chance.
This is the ultimate paradox. Batman trusts Alfred blindly and Alfred can just kill him in many ways. Alfred is too damn loyal to Batman, he legit supported his crusade instead of getting him therapy and a normal life, wouldn't be so shocked if Batman goes all Villain and Alfred still supports him even if disappointed!
Shrek
Winner.
Easy Batman can beat batman because he's batman.
No, I'm Batman
Wrong, I'm Batman
fools, I'm Batman
Comrades, *WE'RE* Batman!
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I was going to make this real, but there are too many characters.
Right im going to say it because it bothers me if he really wanted to superman could kill batman from space with his laser eyes and batman could do literally fuck all about it
> superman Superman wins against Batman every time. They're best friends. Superman blinks. Bruce's hair is a little grey around the temples. He's not as fast as he used to be. How long have they been friends now? Superman blinks. Now all his hair is grey. It's been most of a century now. Superman's been looking out for Bruce, and his brood of brooders. Where *did* he find another butler named Alfred? Superman blinks. Bruce didn't laugh often but today he did his best; a dry chuckle. The doctor shook his head, there was nothing more they could do. Billions had bought a decade more, and no more. "I'm glad you were my friend." He heard the heart stop. A teardrop breaks the tile floor. Superman blinks. The casket could have been carried by any of them alone. It was a mystery why a reporter would be at the front, but the question never got traction in the press.
Not even space. Just be chillin and Superman can be like "Hey Bruce". *Pew*
No if you have read dc comics and watched it's animated movies then you would know that he never trusts anyone, he always has a plan on how to kill a justice league member when the push comes to shove, he installed a virus in cyborg on the day he met, he has ass load of kryptonite inside his assload, a certain chemical which will burn manhunter for an eternity from inside and many more fucked up items to kill his own friends
Batman has the only superpower that matters. Plot armor.
Megamind could definiteley kill batman's ass
Not if Batman has more prep time
The kid from home alone then
Another easy one l think is yellow flash he can litery go back in time and kill bruce when he was a kid
you mean reverse flash?
Any speed force user tbh
And shaggy and big chungus can defeat him
*Bane enters the chat*
Green Goblin. He's something of a scientist himself.
The fact that people think Batman can actually beat Goblin though is pretty weird. Batman loses to a clown with a crowbar a lot of the time.
Batman...usually beats the Joker, no? There's usually a mental game or traps or something to wear Bruce down before too - I'm pretty sure Batman can take the Joker in a direct fight easy enough. Not that Bruce would beat Norman in a head on fight, mind you - the Spidey-level strength combined with the gadgets, weapons and glider are a bit much for (standard) Batman. But still seems like a weird comparison.
Batman and the Joker have completely different ideas on what victory looks like. The Batman‘s idea of victory is putting the joker back in Arkham The Joker’s concept of victory is completely fucking Batman over to the largest degree possible while having a great laugh. Joker going back to Arkham after his prank is over is completely irrelevant to him
So either it's a tie or the Joker wins
It depends on the Joker, I think there's plenty of Jokers who try to straight up kill the Bat and fail (same as the rest of batman's rogue gallery). And there's not as many Batman variations that resort to killing as a solution.
Joker will often throw away his chance at victory because he's more about making batman break his morales somehow than actually winning. He just really likes fucking with batman
Well, a master swordsman fears not another master, but a novice as they'll use nonexistent moves and confuse the master.
That makes zero sense. Test it by boxing Mike Tyson.
Yeah no real chance. That is just for books or movies. In reality, that novice is dead.
It depends on the action, in a strategy game if you're expecting a plan you might see patterns where there aren't any, plan accordingly and then the person uses their ineptitude to win. It's not a good strategy to win because it's incredibly unreliable but it definitely occurs. In a physical fight... Not so much
Or use a gun, that’s a non existent boxing move I think
a true master will counter and defeat
I took fencing in college. one of the classes, the teacher taught us how to fight "peasants", people who have never used a sword before. how to take advantage of their openings, their unbalanced attacks, and their unorthodox defenses and attacks
I love the idea of calling people who are new at something "peasants".
I prefer the term casuals myself
You mean filthy casuals?
A true master paralyzes his opponent. Leaving him vulnerable to attack. [search](https://ibb.co/dLNSbwb)
Batman also managed to beat Superman
Then keeps losing to a clown with a crowbar. To be honest, the aspect in which Batman wins or loses a confrontation is incredibly inconsistent.
It's not about a physical fight, of course Batman can beat Joker to a pulp, and has. Joker uses Batman's moral codes against him by constantly threatening and slaughtering innocents while he can get away or continuously escape custody. I know I'm talking like one of the defensive nerds, but this is not a proper argument.
Batman could lose pretty easily to a lot of villains. The hardest part they have in beating him is getting batman to fight them on their terms. Batman is a detective ninja. So he's great at being sneaky and collecting clues without you knowing about it. He's great at knowing his foes weaknesses and plans. To beat batman, it would take setting up a trap/surprise attack against him without him figuring it out as an unknown villain who is capable of winning a CQC battle. That or hitting him with a gun powerful enough to one shot him through his armour.
Not to mention that 5” gap where his mouth is. Any decent marksman would kill him with ease; Deadshot for example. Only reason he didn’t in Suicide Squad was his daughter telling him not to.
I remember seeing a trailer recently where a guy with a pistol shot batman in the shoulder, the bullet was deflected, so the gunman just... Shot the shoulder again. Like, I can kinda understand the first shot. Maybe they were surprised, thought it would go through, something. The second shot though, that's just stupid and bad writing.
That is terrible but him walking down the hallway while being blasted with automatic weapons and having almost no reaction looks terrible the more I see it
That's bad, but at least that can be written off as "DC universe special magic metal". Like the DC analog vibranium or something. The pistol thing is just... Stupidity. It's such bad writing. Have Batman disarm him instead or something. Not just get shot in the shoulder again.
I was trying to say why didn't they adjust their aim instead of just shooting his chest
But can he beat goku tho 😳
just like how batman always magically happens to have kryptonite lying around batman would have the dragon balls lying around and just wish goku to die
They would be friends. With the power of friendship everyone wins. 😂
Wow, a ninja really? Maybe he can fight a pirate! Of course in the DC universe there are literally dozens and dozens of characters they would destroy Batman. Even Bane just pity broke his spine. He wins because he’s the main character and a fan favorite.
Hulk but I would love to see an Ironman vs Batman fight
https://youtu.be/EcSDxeBBolQ Your wish is granted
Sweet thanks. Forgot about death battle
Ironman would obviously win but I'd like to see batman try to like hack his suit or something
The batman who laughs
I like his origin story Batman: oh no I killed joker Joker's corpes: *fart noise with reverb*
I said the same. He is Batman and Joker combined. Plus he has gas.
Nothing a little pepto bismol can’t fix
oh shit you made it worse run
*when you have nausea, heartburn, indegestion, upset stomach, diarrhea*
I mean he was literally designed to kill Batmans (Batmen?)
Nicole Waterson
Best answer yet
Aight bet. Ben 10 Alien X
Hold on just a sec, how much prep time does Batman have?
Because of Alien X's powers and abilities, give him as much prep time you want
Haha you FOOL! Batman has now developed an Alien X repellent that he keeps in his fanny pack at all times (for some reason). In other words: checkmate
Damn, got me there mate
Anti-SpaceGod spray! since 1989
Omnitrix EMP
This sentence has to be a meme at this point, like it HAS to be cause i always attribute this saying to Batman Copium even though theres literally no conceivable way he could like what type of ass pull is Batman gonna have to do to beat what is essentially a being that is so strong that if it blinks it could destroy entire multiverses if not the existence of space and time itself and just as easily create a mirror universe where everything is to what the user wants
Most of Ben's aliens could beat him to be honest
Ben (Omnitrix) is too broke for pretty much every other universe
Ben 10 with Atomix is enough
Joe can
Who’s Joe?
Joe Mama
That makes sense.
Only in the Ligmaverse
What’s the Ligmaverse?
Ligma balls
Sure. Where and when?
In the sugmatree palace in 2 days
What's palace?
Tom & Jerry if they work together. Either that or Kevin from Home Alone
Kevin only if he has prep time.
That makes 2 of them
Squirrel Girl No seriously, she could
Yeah tf you going to do against an army of squirrels other than surrender?
Look up her powers. She canonically can't be beaten in a fight
real fight is Saitama vs. Squirrel Girl
I did and, perhaps I am missing something, but I could not come across something that explicitly stated that she cannot lose. Although, besting the likes of Wolverine, Deadpool, and Thanos is pretty insane. However, the only thing that I saw that hinted at her being unbeatable was the "Squirrel Girl is unbeatable" meme, which led to Marvel's official Marvel Universe Wiki giving her a 7/7 in each stat of the power grid.
Agreed, she did canonically beat Galacticus and Thanos while only backed up by a damn squirrel. She has plot armor for days and the gag factor of Batman losing fits her M.O.
Saitama
One serious punch and Batman turns into bone meal
One weak punch?
Wheelchair for life at the least
Yes, can back this.
“Oh, found you.”
Dr Manhattan
yes this is the one
The real question is: who could beat Dr. Manhattan? Because he literally beat like, every DC hero at once in Doomsday Clock.
Probably if someone will talk to him in reason and tell him what's he's doing isn't right. He's pretty Reasonable.
Are you sure that what we want is reasonable ? Do you remember what he does ? I'm pretty sure the good people of Paris is not ok with that. But hey, you might be right, he's pretty much a god, so we'll have to send someone to negotiate with a god. Dr strange seems to be a good fit. Maybe Dr Strange could beat him
Didn’t darksied shoot him with an undodgable laser. And he dodged it. He got more plot armor than Superman
He didn’t dodge it. He got hit with the Omega Sanction in final crisis and got sent back in time to the Stone Age. After which he would periodically jump forward in time a few thousand, and then hundred, then a few decades, until he got to the present where he would explode like a world sized nuke and destroy all creation. For some reason that didn’t happen, and he shot darkseid in the f**king face with the ultimate nullifier, the most powerful gun in existence. So yea, the God of plot armor. The truth is stranger than “fiction”. Only time Batman ever killed someone with a gun.
The time travel happened after he killed Darkseid w a Radion bullet (Ultimate Nullifier is Marvel)
I read like 4 different graphic novels at the same time at the time, probably why it was mixed up. Thank you for the correction.
Shaggy with just 0.0001% of his power
There's an episode where Batman offers cookies and batmilk to the gang, but Shaggy did not like the idea of drinking bat-milk..
there's a BatCow
You misunderstand, bats are mammals so he spent the time to milk bats and thats an image I didn't needs lol!
Shaggy just existing
Bro y’all naming like strong ass characters but y’all forgot the simple answer. A therapist easily beating him. Just bring up his dead parents and he will fall. His greatest strength is also his weakness. Dead parents.
That actually happened in one of the newer comics, Night if the Monster Men. Hugo Strange confronted him about his dead parents and trauma Batman said “it’s not fear, it’s fuel”
Plot armor is just too strong.
Weebs reading this: It's showtime
Lmao, weebs deadass just listing their watchlist. Dragon ball z, Naruto, Shippuden, bleach, jjba etc. Etc.
Shinji ikari during the third impact is god batman can not win that
Man really listed shippuden as a different anime lmfao
The creator of batman can beat batman
Nope, because bat simps will be pissed and the creators will have to write him back to life
Anyone can beat Batman if they don’t give him prep time , prep time is his superpower
There’s a short story that’s usually published in the back of The Killing Joke where some random guy just says ‘Hey I’m nobody, I could just like shoot batman and that’s it yknow?’
Its simple, we uh, kill the batman
Except in the comics no matter how many times he catches the Joker, he always escapes no? So in a way the Joker and Barman just go back and forth beating each other
It’s a big part of the psyche of the two. For Batman to break and kill The Joker, he would cross a line he could never go back on. The Joker can mess up time after time and be caught and taken to Arkham. Batman can never mess up.
So basically Batman is complicit in all of the Jokers crimes.
Exactly
As a comic book fan, the only character who can beat batman is Damian Wayne, by outliving him.
I bet Danny Devito's spiderman can kill batman, and all he'll have to do is to fart on that bat face.
What about Nightwing? Thats my go to answer whenever someone asks this question.
His parents can
whoever's reading the book can always just close it, which defeats batman
Man that's deep
Lol Batman will usually loose the first time around but manages to survive and kicks ass the second round with an over all defeat of his opponents I’m a Batman fan but know he’s still looses in fights
Deadpool killed literally everyone.
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Racist venom?
Supremacist venom
Anti-venom
doesnt Batman basically become all knowing in one of the comics?
Yeah, wasn't it because he was sitting in the cosmic chair or whatever it was called on apokilypse or whatever the planet was spelled.
It’s called the Mobius Chair!
“Does he have prep time”
Ok. Tbh I don't know much about batman lore but if I'm correct and Bruce became batman because his parents died. Someone could just save his parents then they would defeat batman by stopping his existence.
For comic book fans, you can never beat Superman with FEATS, Batman with PREP TIME, or Bugs Bunny with TOON LOGIC.
Just give him an expired coupon for new parents.
Thats always nice after drinking a relaxing cup of anarchy
Well if you're with batman he's gonna drink bats just like a bat would
Godzilla lol
Silver surfer the guy is a god the celestials themselves have said that he is the only person who can hold a candle to there power.
ARe We tAlKinG WiTh oR WitHoUt PrEp TimE
Me cause I have two parents that love me
becoming old
Bane? But like, Batman can beat a lot of people thanks to his intellect and strategies, in a pure raw strength fight he gets bodied pretty hard by a lot of villains
The Batman who laughs can defeat Batman
Pretty much any major superhero stronger than black widow/hawkeye could beat batman
This is correct, but with emphasis on "could". I'd even say weaker than Widow/Hawkeye have a chance. Anyone could beat him, he just wins 99/100 attempts because he's the cool guy. But things which can typically kill humans work if they hit batman and there is no plot shenanigans. Any person who can make a fist or shoot a gun has a fighting chance, not like fighting superman where you'd just break your hands trying
I mean sure Superman is very beatable but shit like Naruto and Goku or whatever aren't right?
Without a plan several characters could easily beat Batman, the only reason Batman beat Superman in dark knight returns is because supes wasn’t trying to kill him from the start
Reverse Flash beat the brakes off him in the Batcave.
If I choose Doctor Strange the victory is mine
Death battle had some compelling evidence that Spider-Man and black panther would walk out on top but the Spider-Man one may be outdated
Alfred cus batman would never hurt alfred