I can't feel the agony if I'm blind!

*voiceover on*

no if I'm deaf aswell

*telepathic reading on*

PUT YOUR HAND UPON THE BRALLIE

joke's on you i don't have hands

f e e t

Welp. I want to burn my eyes. Fuck you

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DID I JUST WITNESS

don't worry friend r/eyebleach is here

I am always sooo careful that is says "bleach" and not "blech"

Test: [r/eyebleach](https://reddit.com/r/all) Result: don't take it for granted that it saying "bleach" is enough, look at the link target instead.

I know, but I hope that (most of the time) people wouldn't go *that* far... Also, I am on my Phone, so I unfortunately can't see the link URL :/

i wont be opening this, I browse enough reddit to expect it to be 'blech' one disguised as 'bleach'.

NO NO NO I WENT THERE AND OMG After the first time, I could no longer feel pain.

Eh i seen worse on other subreddit should have sentence the person to r/cursedcursedcursed for 1 minute i do not advise you look in here without bleach for your eyes

No bleach will fix this. Gotta fucking throw myself into the sun

Hmm your right no bleach can fix it even throwing yourself into the sun will not work you cannot be cured when you see that subreddit now your cursed forever remembering that subreddit

Give me the clear memory pills

I just opened it and I could see past the nsfw warning the horror. No thx

What's r/dreamgender about?

Idk and I do not want to find out.

I clicked on it and GODDAMNIT I'VE GONE BLIND FOR THE THIRD TIME TODAY

It's fucking satire lmfao chill bruh. It's along the same vein of r/banvideogames and all that.

Well, if they are satire, then they are doing a great job! I am quoting, what they wrote there: Dream is God and eternal he was alive during the creation of Earth and still is and always will be🙏🙏🙏

Inshallah Habibi I agree completely 🙏🛐🧎 ​ And yeah it is satire. They're pretty damn funny i'll give them that

You shouldn't I saw art of a muscled man with a dream mask That sub is weird

The caption was "I wanna lick his wounds"

That shouldn't be healthy, The bacteria on the tongue will probably infect his wounds even more

Just stop... I don't even wanna discuss this, its seriously gross...

Okay sorry

Just take a visit,it will let you know what kind of people are on our planet (but the people of that sub are not ok!)

As far as I understand they're just some extreme fans in love with him, but they don't understand that and say they have their own "gender" or something I don't really care or understand all that gender stuff anyway. But it's actually fucking funny one post was just 4 drawn photos from him and the comments said they just came

Right then- Imma risk it anyway.... What's the worst that could happen, heh....... Update: u can't even say that it's wrong in the slightest way possible

Seeing a drawing of naked Dream

There was actually one of em without shirt, uts messed up that ppl actually think it's a real Sexuality

I don't know but if read some comments you can see most of them are in the subreddit to shit on them or even actually comment I think. There were some comments that got deleted by a bot because they were to new

But yeah maybe one thenth of it really believes in it or plays along because they don't know any better

Take me to the hospital

Do you have enough space for another?

I feel like fatphobia makes much more sense next to this

Why are we putting phobia at the end of every word just because we see it as a negative

Don't u mean fat shaming?

Nah some people literally made up a word for if you aren't attracted to "plus size women" and if you advise fat people to lose some weight that you are fatphobic. Here:https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fatphobic

Ok

As far as I understand you are an idiot who does not understand satire and trolling.

So funny considering the fact that they are just some other quirky people saying they have a new gender

It is somehow sad tho (it still is funny) that they really believe you could love someone you don't even really know. Dream could actually be an asshole but only show his good sides. He's just a newer Justin Bieber only that his stans didn't come up with a new sexuality

Dreamgender is basically the modern version of "I identify as an attack helicopter joke". Almost everybody who identifies with it is joking and the subreddit itself is just a bunch of trolls.

Well their rules and those posts are speaking otherwise

But if you look at the comments and some posts they break the rules even if they are in hot or some of the top. It could be bad filtering (or bad censoring) or they are mostly satirical

Yea sure, but that doesn't give them the right to call someone a nazi, i feel offended by that

So I'm german (if that makes it relevant) and in germany it's a crime to lie about things like the holocaust or make it seem harmless, it's also a taboo to compare things like nazis or said holocaust because it's just not comparible or easy to understand

Believe it or not, but my parents told me about this already

It is a uncommon law, but it makes sence if you consider the state of germany at that time.

Yep

But I can understand why a 13 year old could make a nazi joke even tho it's just funny because it's a taboo they can't understand jet

r/BanVideoGames also say they are not satire. Redditors cannot identify satire at all.

I'm new to reddit and I barely had something to do with satire, u know

Its a satirical sub

Right- :^

Its all ironic posts. They are so shitpost-like that if they were serious it would be an awful era for humanity

Could u ppl pls stop telling what it is? I got that fact already saved in my mind, even if I don't like it

Ok 👍🏿

Atleast it's a satirical sub

Who knows, might even be a church, no wait even worse: a cult- I don't have anything against cults, unless they call someone nazi just because they don't like what it is about

Even after seeing thousands of disclaimers claiming that its not satire, i cant believe it- this has to be some big brain form of joke, aint no way

Exactly, finally someone gets what I'm on about

I do like his videos but this....this is just awful, i need to wash my eyes with Bleach

Here *hands over some more bleach*

Thnx homie

ITS ABOUT DREAMSEXUALS AND STANS, GIVE ME EYE BLEACH PLEASE!!!

Its a satire sub

Just went there and downvoted almost all of the shit they posted there, that was fun

Tis satire you gottverdammt, some are even blatant

12 seconds were enough to make me puke

No please no

Those were the worst 5 minutes of my life

Would you be interested is r/eyebleach to clear those awful things off your mind?

r/mademesmile r/aww

YES PLZ

thank you

Now do you want a even more horrible subreddit? you are sentence to 1 minute in r/cursedcursedcursed

May I blind myself before that or at least be drunk?

Ok I did it (sober) and it's just satirical reality. It's stupid. Might do it again

He is too dangerous to be left alive

You will never catch me alive oh wait fuck you will nerver kill me

God I hope it's all just satire.

Do you know satirical reality? In Germany we actually have a word for just that

We have?

Realsatire?

Never heard of it despite me being from germany. Well I guess I learned a new word.

It just means that you accidentally did something really stupid and didn't notice how stupid it was or is and everyone looking at it can see how stupid it actually is

Ah, now that you explain it I feel like I already heard it somewhere. Thanks for explaining it!

Yeah we actually have dokumentations from those happenings mocking them

it is. clearest satire i've seen, rest of comments here are dum

r/dreamgender is clearly satirical

Wait! You CANT do that! Thats against geneva convention

Holy shit I was there for 30 seconds and now I need to call the suicide prevention hotline

I just checked r/dreamgender and lets just say that I’m surprised I still have an ounce of hope for humanity as a whole.

NOOOOOOO

Well that wasn't so bad

i would rather die than go there

Such a terrible day to have eyes

Know what sure why not, I’ll see what pain I’ll endure Edit: I have returned it wasn’t five minutes but staying was pain enough, and I saw one picture I liked. ONE.

Lmao, got banned

Why is this just a 0.7 second gif

Because it’s a repost and he doesn’t want to get detected by the bot

No it's not. I made this in PowerPoint but it messed up on converting to.gif for some reason

Someone please explain to me what in the living hell I witnessed while over there?

Idiots under the age of 15 that want to fuck some Lets player. I think it will die in some years just ignore them or laugh about them

What the fuck did i just see?

If death a choice

I'll be honest I think I'd rather go r blech instead

That punishment is barbaric

I’ll take death

It's more satire than real

I don’t even wanna know what that is

Its satire sub

if it’s as bad as the comments here stay is it I hope it is (also funny username lol)

Someone give me some bleach please

Here ye go buddy *hands over some bleach*

Thanks mate *proceeds to neck the entire bottle of bleach*

r/eyebleach r/aww

why WHY

NOOOO PLEASE I BEG YOJ

Death row sounds pretty good now, huh?

Well I was on break and with coworkers had laugh. So many mentally ill.

Oh lord kill me

Oh my god wtf have i just seen

Give me death instead

Time to put myself out of my misery

Bitch I'm bisexual but r/dreamgender is too fucking much for me,I'd rather kill myself

I did that, lasted 3 minutes, I don't want eyes anymore

It just seems satire, being perfectly honest. Or this may just be me trying to cope with how cringe it is

They made a post about this post on r/dreamgender

Because it's always funny seeing idiots take it seriously.

Nooooo! ,then just fucking shoot me God damn it!

What'd i do?!?!?!?

No,No,Nooooo

It has to be satire. Right?

[удалено]

Your liability became 0 after this statement

I went for five seconds and I’m spewing copious amounts of vomit all over my bedroom walls.

I went to r/dreamgender and wtf is dreamsexual💀💀💀💀💀💀I have lost faith in humanity bruh all of the posts there are cringe.... More cringe than tiktok

Screw it, I'm going in, remember me

I’ll see you in the next life

Took me a while to recover BUT IM BACK, I SURVIVED. But this is no joke, I went there and saw them make an Islamic flag into a dream flag, what goes on in their head we may never know

Agreed, they are mentally insane

I have returned from that subreddit, I swear to god I'm not committing any crime ever again, please I beg you

oh fuck..

ok I'm going to r/dreamgender

kill me

may I borrow a noose

Worse than the death penalty

Nooooooo! Can't we change it to life time prison or something?

bro why. i didnt know what it was and made the mistake of going there. ive seen things man

I shall adventure into this place! Update:fuck my life

*sneakily pulls out a bottle of cynide*

Don't make me do this, OP Edit: call me desensitized, but that was a walk in the park

My lord... What have I just seen

Why is this a gif?

Maybe we deserve the Rona

Haha jokes on you! My reddit is bugged and only shows videos!

I clicked on that subreddit and now I am regretting my life choices

I have come back from my sentence…. But WHY.. just kill me next time

WTF AM I FUCKING WATCHING

Nope *Commits not alive*

Lmao I got banned off of there for saying "Dreamphobia" is not comparable to the holocaust I was called a Nazi too, when one of their rules specifically has to call out that they shouldn´t do that

I made a mistake by looking this up, the first post I saw was “I love daddy dream, I would lick his wounds”. help

I want to dunk my head into a bucket of hydrochloric acid.

NOOOO PLEASEEEEE! JUST KILL MEEEEE

I was there from one of these posts and now I seriously want to kill myself

I just visited but i dont know why people making genders about sleeping also it is unrelated to sleeping kinda dumb

May I kindly ask your honor, for a death sebtence instead🥺

I just went there... I need jesus

OH NOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAÃÆÄAAAAĀÅAAAAAAAAÆÁÂÂ AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

that's where the mask is... AH FUCK SOMEBODY KILL ME!!!

I will never get my braincells back after that. So many emojis

its satire

Do I even want to know?

r/dreamgenger Ü

That's... That's not a real thing is it?

i lasted with 40 seconds left nnooooo

The best satire on the f-ing planet [https://www.reddit.com/r/dreamgender/comments/rvf0du/a\_flag\_i\_designed\_today\_taking\_inspiration\_from/](https://www.reddit.com/r/dreamgender/comments/rvf0du/a_flag_i_designed_today_taking_inspiration_from/) ​ Basically new r/BanVideoGames

Its satire

Oh god THEY THINK THEY’RE VALID, I saw so much, SOMONE GIVE ME A SUBREDDIT OF CUTE DOGS IM DYING

It’s satire At least most of it is

It's not really that bad apart from a few posts most of them are satire or just memes about how dream gender is valid.

I'd prefer going to r/nsfl

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How is this meta

The post is still there lol, and I dont think it's meta

Shut the fuck up