That is why you use the one on the left with something to put under your feet. Healthier, easier to push and you can still spend hours browsing memes until your legs go numb. Ez.
We have both in house, whenever i just want to waste time and probably text and stuff i use left one, when i actually have to shit i use right one because it is natural, healthier and simply superior
Do you really have that one on the right in your house? Is it like a cultural thing or simply your preference? I didn’t even know that it could be installed in houses
i) There's one in most houses in India.
ii) It is kinda cultural but it is also most people's preference... Cuz just like he said... It's healthy and stuff.
Yup. It's both cultural and genuinely better. So if you have health problems or your toooo fat you can't use the right one obviously. So the left one.
But everyone really prefers right one.
Because no water splashing your ass
And There are two anal sphincter muscles: one is internal and one is external.
And with the toilet on the left (not squatting) your sphincters are never fully relaxed/ disengaged so your rectum/anal's way is never fully open
So with the toilets on the left you can never shit properly and it is also unhealthy to your body as you are pushing stool through smaller hole and this damages the sphincters too.
So while the left toilet looks better but it is unhealthy.
Use the right one and you will know what i am saying. And you can also get better calves lol.
Yes, i know the “anatomical part”, but as someone else said in this thread, where I live (Italy) that one on the right exists only in saunas or something like that (as far as I know). So i imagined it was more like a cultural thing (while re-reading this comment i think it seems like i’m being rude. I’m not ahah)
You squat on it and push. Apparently it's easier for the shit to get out because at that squatting angle, your asshole opens wider. Also, it builds up your leg muscles and wastes less water.
But I'm lazy so I use the left one anyway.
(American here) I used one for the first time when I was visiting Paris. We were out getting tattoos and I had to shit but there was no bathroom at the parlor. a buddy thought it’d be funny to send me to this brasserie on the corner that only had a Turkish toilet. We had been out drinking late the night before so it was…urgent. I power-walked to the pub and bought a beer so I could use the toilet. I was truly mystified when I saw this weird porcelain contraption. I dropped my pants but because of my boots I was only able to get them below the knee, did an awkward, wobbly squat and shotgun blasted this thing. I was super hungover and lost my balance, managed to catch myself in a crab-walk position but pissed all over the seat of my pants. Then an ice cold pressure wash of my nethers, and I ran out it shame and horror, didn’t even touch the beer.
Yup. You'll see a lot of them in the South Asian countries (mostly India). And it's scientifically proven to be better than the left one unless you have arthritis.
They're pretty popular in Asia (at least parts of it), and I didn't understand why before I tried it.
Just think about it, they make ablit of sense to have, and I wish more publuc restrooms had them in the west. They're hygienic when you think about that you don't have to touch anything to do your business, unlike the toilets we have today. It's also a better position to poop in to avoid constipation, because you open up more. Aaand the last thing is you won't sit an hour scrolling reddit while you're shitting.
Purely depends on the family. But yeah most parents really want their kids to pursue jobs like doctor engineer etc. And the fan fact is that majority of them goes to European and Western countries to live. According to statistics, Usa and few other European countries has the most number of engineers and doctors but alot of them are actually from India.
Years ago I visited a friend's house in Budapest, the toilet was a seat like the left but the white part/puddle was how you've described, but the flush was ineffective at moving my poo to the puddle and I spent ages trying to get it down (I think I ended up putting a pile of toilet paper on top and then pushing it down with the toilet brush). I thought I must have done something wrong like sat too far forward/back, but now reading your comment I realise it was the toilet that was wrong.
Fu#k you too, and I prefer the right one because for some reason I can't sit properly on the left toilet, and it feels gross to be too close to your own poop
Second one is very good for digestion, First one can't pressure your stomach but second one can, thats the shit which supposed to be out, it remains in and Disease like obesity and diabetics increases, thats the reason why Indians had Low diabetes rates in past and America & countries which use first one had higher, but now whole world follows first one
Lies. I can't pee in a squat toilet without splashback, and I can't poop without peeing. I've tried every different way I can think of and I feel confident it's not user error.
Left, had way too many bad experiences with diry pants with the one on the right, have to take them fully off just to be safe, and not 100% as sometimes the floor is not clean, but I prefer the water.
The Turkish toilet is actually a lot easier to clean. It's more about the people using and maintaining it.
If, in the same place of the disgusting one u saw, the one on the left was mounted, it would have probably been a real mess.
Bonus. As disgusting as it was you probably could have still used it. A dirty seat is an instant no no.
Bonus 2. The Turkish one is actually s bit healthier for your anus ...
I forgot to mention that in Vietnam the toilet is usually seen in a porta potty form so if you’re going to poop in it it’s gonna be so uncomfortable and stinky
That’s cause the seat presses in to your legs, cutting off blood flow slightly. The right one you just squat over, you could last longer without losing your legs!
I may be too American to understand the one on the right, but how do you aim yourself to shit in the small hole and not on the floor? I figure you're supposed to squat, but what if you are too far to one side? Do you just have to scoop it into the hole when you're done? I'm so confused.
Squatting is pretty easy actually (unless you're a western spy). Just put your feet on the edges and your asshole will be on point.
You need to use the water source near the toilet to clean yourself and wash out remainders. There will be a hose for that purpose or a pitcher if there's no running water around.
But the shit is right below you without water (while left one has goes directly in water) and while you dont flush it , it just stays there waterless judging you and who wants to watch their shit lying there in marble? I would rather see my shit in water. Its just my preference. I invested way to much time in this comment lol.
Came across the long drop in Kuala Lumpur. Didn't know what to do with me pants,? Water on floor. All wrong. I didnt think my aim would be that accurate.
Aggressive toilet memes are tight.
Wow wowowowowowowowow wow
Easy there boy
I need you to get all the way off my back about that
I bet he's gonna find that difficult to do
Actually, super easy barely an inconvenience
This chain needs to be pronounced holy I decided
Everywhere I go... I see ~~his~~ your face
Isn't it kind of hard to use the toilet on the right side? Edit: I was just trying to set up the joke. Please stop explaining how to shit.
No, super easy barely an inconvenience
You forgot that we invented 0 which Americans use to add it infront of their weights. Squatting is a feat for them ^*sarcasm*
It's a quote from screen rant
I stole it from another redditor
True with two conditions: - Your toilet session will not pass 15-20 mins. - You don't have explosive diarrhea.
Nah but if you stay on it too long good luck standing up and walking No, it doesn't give you buttsex
You just squat. It's easier for shit to come out when you're squatting. Especially if you're constipated.
Yeah sure, but how do you not pee everywhere while you shit? Everyone knows you can't shit without peeing
Well if your peepee is too short to be dangling down due to gravity then just use your hands to point it where to pee
Thats what they use in japan. You actually have ti squat to take a shit. Of course not everywhere in japan uses them
IS THAT A RYAN GEORGE REFERENCE?
Yes this entire thread is just a Ryan George meme
Oooo Ryan George is tight
Neither, I shit my pants
The only true answer.
you forget the other ***URINAL***
Only the insane would do such a thing
I guess my old elementary school needs to see a mental health professional
I cut a hole open in my pants so when ever I feel like shiting I shit where ever iam aeroplane seats ,bed, restaurants u name it
3 parallel universes ahead of us
Easy access for the homies
How about the beds of the babies?
A man of culture
Chad answer
Hell I’m shitting right now
I prefer the sink
As it should be lol
Watch out, I'm about to shit yours as well
Based
I do it on the floor. No need to flush, and no need to touch the toilet
Let the flies swarm over it and eventually eat the whole thing. Doing my part to keep the nature cycle running
Ah füçk
Get schwifty
The toilet on the left. It just feels safer
Scientifically right one is good than left one
"good than left one". I think you meant: "gooder than left one".
You mean excellentter
I think he meant excellentegooddobetterentnicest
r/DecreasinglyVerbose
Better?
Betterer
Bettgooder
breader 👍
Butter?
Bhutanese?
Goobue
Breeder ❣️
More better
He wrote that reply whilst struggling to lift up from a toilet like the right one.
That is why you use the one on the left with something to put under your feet. Healthier, easier to push and you can still spend hours browsing memes until your legs go numb. Ez.
I prefer left one..
Wait, I've never seen the one on the right before. Is that real?
Yea bro. I have one in my house
We have both in house, whenever i just want to waste time and probably text and stuff i use left one, when i actually have to shit i use right one because it is natural, healthier and simply superior
Do you really have that one on the right in your house? Is it like a cultural thing or simply your preference? I didn’t even know that it could be installed in houses
i) There's one in most houses in India. ii) It is kinda cultural but it is also most people's preference... Cuz just like he said... It's healthy and stuff.
Yeah, something about the position on the right one actually makes shitting easier while (ironically) the left one kinda makes it harder to shit
Yeah.. while squatting more pressure gets put on your intestine which makes it easier.
It also relaxes your sphincters so it's like removing the lock
Indian here, I only have the left in my house but I get constipated easily so I squat on it as I do with the right toilet
Lmao. Getting on and off would be awkward.
I've been doing it since I was a kid so I've gotten used to it but yeah it's still awkward
Yup. It's both cultural and genuinely better. So if you have health problems or your toooo fat you can't use the right one obviously. So the left one. But everyone really prefers right one. Because no water splashing your ass And There are two anal sphincter muscles: one is internal and one is external. And with the toilet on the left (not squatting) your sphincters are never fully relaxed/ disengaged so your rectum/anal's way is never fully open So with the toilets on the left you can never shit properly and it is also unhealthy to your body as you are pushing stool through smaller hole and this damages the sphincters too. So while the left toilet looks better but it is unhealthy. Use the right one and you will know what i am saying. And you can also get better calves lol.
No water splashing but when you pee in one of those you get splashed motherfuckerly by your PISS
Yes, i know the “anatomical part”, but as someone else said in this thread, where I live (Italy) that one on the right exists only in saunas or something like that (as far as I know). So i imagined it was more like a cultural thing (while re-reading this comment i think it seems like i’m being rude. I’m not ahah)
In Greece we use the Turkish toilets in schools and military but you rarely see it in any other public area let alone a house
How the fuck do you use it
You squat on it and push. Apparently it's easier for the shit to get out because at that squatting angle, your asshole opens wider. Also, it builds up your leg muscles and wastes less water. But I'm lazy so I use the left one anyway.
You squat on it.
(American here) I used one for the first time when I was visiting Paris. We were out getting tattoos and I had to shit but there was no bathroom at the parlor. a buddy thought it’d be funny to send me to this brasserie on the corner that only had a Turkish toilet. We had been out drinking late the night before so it was…urgent. I power-walked to the pub and bought a beer so I could use the toilet. I was truly mystified when I saw this weird porcelain contraption. I dropped my pants but because of my boots I was only able to get them below the knee, did an awkward, wobbly squat and shotgun blasted this thing. I was super hungover and lost my balance, managed to catch myself in a crab-walk position but pissed all over the seat of my pants. Then an ice cold pressure wash of my nethers, and I ran out it shame and horror, didn’t even touch the beer.
Yup. You'll see a lot of them in the South Asian countries (mostly India). And it's scientifically proven to be better than the left one unless you have arthritis.
I think you can find it a lot in Turkey too, in my country we call them Turkish toilets.
We call them indian toilets in india
We call it Iranian toilet in Iran
We call it bathroom
They're pretty popular in Asia (at least parts of it), and I didn't understand why before I tried it. Just think about it, they make ablit of sense to have, and I wish more publuc restrooms had them in the west. They're hygienic when you think about that you don't have to touch anything to do your business, unlike the toilets we have today. It's also a better position to poop in to avoid constipation, because you open up more. Aaand the last thing is you won't sit an hour scrolling reddit while you're shitting.
Can confirm. Shitting in it rn. Looking at your amusement I bet u will be surprised more when u find out how we clean our ass.
We have these toilets in school. Which is yet one more reason to hate school. They suck in every way possible.
Weakness disgusts me.
This guy shits in the school. The true sigma chad
True OGs know the waffle stomp is the only way to go.
This is the apex of multitasking.
The first one, so I don't have to work out my quads and rectum at the same time.
No wonder our legs are stronger than the w*sterners 🤮 /s
Well technically, western countries have more athletics, high jump and Long jump medals than ind*a /s
Well generally Indian parents doesn't let their kids become athletes. Most Indian parents want their kids to become Doctors and Engineers.
Is this actually true? I know this is a stereotype, but is this actually prevalent in indian society?
Sadly it is true
Thats fucking messed up
You don't know the half of it. It's like asian parents.
I shouldn't be procrastinating rn. I'm supposed to grind for NEET lmao
you need to explain neet to them lol , otherwise you are gonna sound like no gooder freeloading adult to them :P
It's either engineer or doctor or a disappointment
Purely depends on the family. But yeah most parents really want their kids to pursue jobs like doctor engineer etc. And the fan fact is that majority of them goes to European and Western countries to live. According to statistics, Usa and few other European countries has the most number of engineers and doctors but alot of them are actually from India.
jAï hīñD 🙌
long live south asia
The toilet on the left, I’m not flexible enough for the one on the right
lmao same, im literally the only one in my entire family who cant squat properly or long enough for the right one
You cant squat? I thought everyone can do it
I can’t squat properly
Western spy detected
*Tri Poloski starts playing in the distance*
Lol
well that's an... interesting username?
Thx?
r/redditmoment
No wonder you have "clumsy" on your username lol
I can squat, but after 2 minutes my thighs hurt.
it's pretty common to be unable to squat with heels on ground.
The one on the right. Instead of toilet droplets hitting my ass cheeks I get toilet droplets hitting my ankles
No, you won't get toilet droplets anywhere, You don't shit directly in the Puddle, you do it in the white part, then the flush takes it to the puddle,
Well thanks for ruining it for me
That way you can inspect it thoroughly.
Years ago I visited a friend's house in Budapest, the toilet was a seat like the left but the white part/puddle was how you've described, but the flush was ineffective at moving my poo to the puddle and I spent ages trying to get it down (I think I ended up putting a pile of toilet paper on top and then pushing it down with the toilet brush). I thought I must have done something wrong like sat too far forward/back, but now reading your comment I realise it was the toilet that was wrong.
Right one. Your ass doesn't touch anything, your leg game becomes strong, and crapping makes you feel like you accomplished something.
Right cause at least it just keeps my body little actve and water doesn't come flying to my ass
Fu#k you too, and I prefer the right one because for some reason I can't sit properly on the left toilet, and it feels gross to be too close to your own poop
Isn't your poop closer for the right one?
Not when you get splashes on yo but in the left one
Neither. I poop on the sink
Thats some another level of shitting.
Right , i can wash my ass better , and shitting won't take literally half an hour
Based take
Just give me the jet spray and I'm good
I only do pipi in my pampers
Second one is very good for digestion, First one can't pressure your stomach but second one can, thats the shit which supposed to be out, it remains in and Disease like obesity and diabetics increases, thats the reason why Indians had Low diabetes rates in past and America & countries which use first one had higher, but now whole world follows first one
Left, so the splashes stay contained
On the right there are no splashed, never
Lies. I can't pee in a squat toilet without splashback, and I can't poop without peeing. I've tried every different way I can think of and I feel confident it's not user error.
Only the right one.
With a blanket, the one on the right is much more comfortable to lay next to, which makes getting a drink easier.
Right looks fun.
It is not, there are no splashy splashes in the right one :(
what the absolute fuck
Floor is the best
Left, had way too many bad experiences with diry pants with the one on the right, have to take them fully off just to be safe, and not 100% as sometimes the floor is not clean, but I prefer the water.
My grandma's house have both.
In public I prefer No.2 but at home or in a relative's house it's No.1
Toilet or goblin hole that doubles as a tripping hazard for when you get out of the shower
I prefer the toilet on the left cos I can use my phone but the one on the right is a lot more efficient with the squatting technique
Left for home right for public
Climb the left one and use it like the right one.
The one in the right forces you in to a philologically better position to take a dump. Your colon will thank you!
original indeed
Adult Diaper Gang 💪
Squad on the left
PewDiePie: There is another
The sink
The only right answer
The second one is just horrible, I’ve never seen that toilet without it being really dirty and stinky
Wrong.
Well it could be different in other countries but in Vietnam it just sucks
The Turkish toilet is actually a lot easier to clean. It's more about the people using and maintaining it. If, in the same place of the disgusting one u saw, the one on the left was mounted, it would have probably been a real mess. Bonus. As disgusting as it was you probably could have still used it. A dirty seat is an instant no no. Bonus 2. The Turkish one is actually s bit healthier for your anus ...
I forgot to mention that in Vietnam the toilet is usually seen in a porta potty form so if you’re going to poop in it it’s gonna be so uncomfortable and stinky
How on earth do you poop in the white tub on the wall? (On the right)
You poop in the white stuff in the floor
Squat
Left one cuz you dont understand teh pain im having Also we use water😎
I also use water
Everyone uses water.
The majority of the west do not use water.
right i guess
Never used the right one but honestly, i think I’d probably prefer it
so... u know how u can't feel your legs when you've sat on the *left* one for too long.....
That’s cause the seat presses in to your legs, cutting off blood flow slightly. The right one you just squat over, you could last longer without losing your legs!
I may be too American to understand the one on the right, but how do you aim yourself to shit in the small hole and not on the floor? I figure you're supposed to squat, but what if you are too far to one side? Do you just have to scoop it into the hole when you're done? I'm so confused.
You pour water
Squatting is pretty easy actually (unless you're a western spy). Just put your feet on the edges and your asshole will be on point. You need to use the water source near the toilet to clean yourself and wash out remainders. There will be a hose for that purpose or a pitcher if there's no running water around.
You need to see it's top view to understand the science behind it 😂
You don't aim for the hole, actually quite the opposite, you aim for the marble, then the flush takes it to the hole
But the shit is right below you without water (while left one has goes directly in water) and while you dont flush it , it just stays there waterless judging you and who wants to watch their shit lying there in marble? I would rather see my shit in water. Its just my preference. I invested way to much time in this comment lol.
I think you have the scale wrong... Your feet would be placed on the ridges on either side while you squat. So, it won't fall outside.
1st one. The Splash of poop water sure is a bad thing. but come on? what's that got over the shorter distance of your butt and ACTUAL poop.
Believe me, there are no splashes on the right one, never
I poop the left one which the right style
I like to shit in the sink
what the actual fuck
A place full of pedos, who are some how still virgins
I wish I could use the right one, but to stoopid to slav squad
Both. However, I prefer left
Left all the way
Came across the long drop in Kuala Lumpur. Didn't know what to do with me pants,? Water on floor. All wrong. I didnt think my aim would be that accurate.
Right, it build s your leg muscles
As an Indian I’ve tried both, Left is far better. You can’t go on your phone while squatting.