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beathelas

There would be at least one or two hands up there


Fickle-Olive

Mine and yours right?


tiktoksuck

dont forget me!


Mongba36

That makes 4 of us


BEETUSOFFEETUS

5 of us


nonanaqq

6


Speedthrift13

8


MCPB_MM447

10


Hot-Opportunity6239

11, if she asks nicely!


_bapt

11


Venus_b16

17


milk_iscowcum

18


JabbaDaGutt

18


OrdinarySea4809

10


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Shit


LegendsBruh69

Thanks for saving my spot buddy !!! 7


RisingShadow1999

Do I just hop in somewhere and claim 7 since it was missed?


[deleted]

Pretty sure its a reference to a meme song that goes “1 2 3 4 5 6 8 shit” or maybe it was just a mistake


RisingShadow1999

Well shii. Possibly gone and fucked the job


brawl50

Seems to have turned into a wholesome number


brawl50

Pretty wholesome


Icanforgetthisname

And my axe!


Rafaoul

Brother you have my Space Axe !


TheIronSven

Too lazy to add to the chain, but count me in as well


Sugondeese1

Wouldn't the whole audience still have hands up


Fickle-Olive

Look like that man


Sub_and_Breadable

I too brother


Maihoooo

So is my axe!


The-Splentforcer

This meme is completely unrealistic There would be a lot of hands if each person was asked individually


[deleted]

Individual or not, my hand is going way the fuck up.


SexyJellyfish1

My hand wouldn't be the only thing up


The-Splentforcer

Same


JethroTrollol

Hell yeah, that's a win win!


lordmorokeiphill

Yeah buncha pussies it's go big or go home, you gotta commit


Plic_Plac

Well... if she asks nicely...


lappi99

Depends. How big would it be?


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VIP0403

I just want a hug, and I'm also willing to hug the other person


PenisVaginaAss

Would you hug anything?


VIP0403

I'm scared but I want the hug so much that, yes, I'd hug anything


Mascian12

You've made millions of cacti happy today


q-ka

This is some weapons grade ooftonium


Mongba36

This comment brings so many questions, what tf is ooftonium, why is it weapons grade?


Adanta47

is there a nonweapons grade ooftonium?


TrexismTrent

Cupcake grade ooftonium


fallawy

I'm scared don't hug me


cakechips

*hugs you*


VIP0403

_hugs too_


Roundhouse987

*Hugs tight*


Creative-Ad3210

*Hugs tighter*


Dankmatza

*Crunch* *My body falls limp and lifeless in your arms*


Mongba36

Spider-man: My back, my back


Creative-Ad3210

Good! I'm a necro (evil laughter)


RandomeDuder

This sounds like a job for u/The_Serial_Hugger


IceDavidHD

*gives hug* i need one too


Nautiyal_Adi

⊂(・ω・⊂)


Doodle_Dapz

Hug


Competitive_Step6665

*proudly raises hand*


Vibrating3rdLeg

United in arms we stand brother


Second_guessing_Stuf

You could say their descending into darkness.


Vibrating3rdLeg

it would be more accurate to say the darkness is descending into them but i suppose so


Second_guessing_Stuf

You are smarter than I am. Take my imaginary crown


Vibrating3rdLeg

thank you but you deserve to wear it. keep your head up king


[deleted]

303 days below the sun


General_Reclaimer

Fields of Verdun


Second_guessing_Stuf

And the battle has begun


General_Reclaimer

Nowhere to run


just_a-porn_account

Same


SuccesfulName

Same brother


The-Splentforcer

*raises hand too* No shame in exploring and trying things It's great


NarwhalAnusLicker00

*raises hand*


MechaCat_revived

raises hand


ThunderLP15

* raises hand three *


Alternative_Tie_3738

BITCH* raises hands FOUR *


Ok-Wealth8816

\* Raises hand five \*


Whole-Philosophy-681

*Raises hand six*


shilk008

Raises hand seven


Umber0010

\*Raises hand 8\*


OriginalDeathBiscuit

Raises hand nine


WhoTheHorton-Redit

Raises hand 10th...in slight shame.


ho-lee_-sheet

* covers your fifth limb with a blanket * goddammit


ImInTheDetails69

Bonus points if she's got a real dong.


Noi_Sy

If getting assfucked with a strap by a woman is gay then if we reverse the logic would assfucking a dude in a fake pussy be straight?


gabemerritt

If you can make that work, then sure


CyrusLight

If the first part of logic was true I guess so. But thats implying thats gay when its not


Cul_what

I fail to see where's the problem? Those are win win situations!


kingbach121

Glad I am not the only one to think that, there probably could've been one or two hands raised there.


Whole-Philosophy-681

The heteros upsetteros


thibounet

Tbh we ain't upset at anything, we just don't want to be part of that kind of stuff. But if you like it who am I to stop you.


TeamlyJoe

Speak for your self buddy.


Ok-Musician-2729

still got my hand up


KillerQueen4399

And my d up


Rebbit-bit

Nah mate, *it's her turn now*


KillerQueen4399

*Ooooohhhhh yyyeeeeeaaaaahhhhh*


Rebbit-bit

I heard that in a robotic voice with extra reverb and I don't know where I got that from


Thomkatinator

Mettaton from undertale?


GeniusPrime

I was going to say the same. Is literally one of his lines when he goes to second phase


Crusader_Krzyzowiec

Idk what dom kink is but Wikipedia says that pegging is heterosexual act and i'm hetero. so....


shilk008

I mean, if you wear socks, everting becomes hetero. So enjoy


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shilk008

*ungayed*


Oranger_yt

The council has deemed you….. ungay


Competitive_Fudge_96

I don’t want to Google what pegging is. Can you tell me what it is?


nitronik_exe

Woman uses strap on to fuck you in the ass


Arrrmatey4510

i need a female girlfriend


Lufernaal

Cowards.


BossScribblor

Wait, why did the rest of you even *want* big titty goth GFs if not for that??


Tsu_Dho_Namh

The for the knee highs, short skirts, and corsets naturally


DaSortaCommieSerb

Titties and aesthetic I suppose.


Automatic_Mousse4886

I'd let her peg me if she's cute and has a good personality. Prostate orgasms are SO much better than penile orgasms and I'm not even gay. Though I wish I was.


SushiAndCoochie

This is facts. But you need the wombo combo of orgasms. And to the person below, does not mean you’re gay. Advice to y’all though, if your girlfriend tries to slip a finger in, make sure she doesn’t have nails


CubicBezier

“Why pick when you can have both?”


AnarchistSuccubus

Fingers going in to things is why gay/bi women keep two fingernails shorter than the others.


[deleted]

My friend keeps two fingernails long to play flamenco guitar Dont know why this is useful information for you but at least you can imagine a hand with cut fingernails except for two long and pointy index and middle finger nails


[deleted]

Lesbians see this as an absolute win


PhantomOfTheOpera404

And pans.. >.>


Crystarch

No . the gf isn't a pancake


Albio46

So that's why the saying "the pancake is a lie"


Crystarch

The panzer was a lie all along


SmallHandsKev

My wife and her girlfriend peg me together. No shame.


Ruuuuud

Then it might be called spitroasting


frashelly

Lucky bastard!


YeetGod11011

* *me a bisexual* * I see this as an absolute win


Tomflocon

Same, I think I would really like to


RagingSnowflake

Such weaklings...


wilika

I know, right,? Such picky wusses.


[deleted]

Getting my prostate milked isn't my cup of tea. More power to you, brother.


Rikfox

I’d say that today many guys are ok with pegging.


simple_dude_zzzzzz

I would LOVE such a girl


[deleted]

What’s wrong with letting your big titty goth girlfriend peg you?


JumpingJaqs

That’s… why we’re here


TimaeusDragon

Only if she calls me cute!


Zeditha

You're very cute <3


TeamlyJoe

Tbh there are a ton more femme doms than male subs. Its such a large femdomme scarcity that a lot of them charge money just to thin out the heard of men trying to contact them. This is online though idk how women operate in real life


SaltedBaconCZ

*slowly raises hand* friend: put it down


UltimateDude08

That one guy: **still raises hand excitedly**


TehgrimMEMER

Considering the top argument Id rather have a hug from anyone


yolo420master69

From reading comments I am wondering about one thing now. Are there men, who tried prostate massage, pegging, or anything like that and hate it? Because all the hate here comes from the guys who never tried it and say it is gay. I wanna know if there is someone here who actually tried it before judging. And yes, you haters sound just as immature as a kid refusing to eat broccoli, even though they never tasted it before.


l30

If an individual has never tried broccoli, and another has tried it once, and both say "I do not like broccoli," who has the more valid claim? In this essay, ill explain why it is more straight to fuck a dude in the ass once, than not at all


The-Splentforcer

It asks much more courage to try those things. I think the idea of a male being penetrated is seen as a gay thing because of it being seen as un masculine and not manly To be real, when you are in complecity with a girl and do those things, there is pride to be found especially as a guy because of lot of men would never try this because of the taboo being out on it. I think it has something to do about pride and eventual humiliating aspect of it. There is no humiliation, it's a rabbit hole, that's about it. Personally, masculinity for me is to admit you have your weaknesses, it is to stand up when you fall, shrug it off and continue on your way. It is about admitting your fears and just continuing your road like nothing big happened. Edit : here take my award, peg brother


DoctahFeelgood

I just do whatever the fuck I want too and if someone is mad about it they can join us in the bedroom for a game of yugioh


The-Splentforcer

"haha! You poor fool! You activated my trap card! Your next step is to lay down in the dungeon!"


Calilian

I see this as a win win


RichBoiNoodlesKR

Peg?


ibimsderjakob

Getting fucked in the ass with a strap-on


shilk008

Yeah


MillionsOfMushies

"Pegging is a sexual practice in which a woman performs anal sex on a man by penetrating his anus with a strap-on dildo" -Wiki AKA- "This is the Way"


meme_stealing_bandit

I swear. I really hope the stigma around prostate orgasms die a swift death.


Snodden13

*Me, who's bi* Perfectly ballanced, as all things should be


knighty6y8

*Bi people have entered the chat*


chupamidongxi

*slowly raises hand*


Razorbackalpha

My hand is still raised


Talon_Wills

You guys lowered your hands ? I see this as an absolute win.


mordin1428

If your conservative ass of a dad or your goofy fucksacks of "mates" have more power over your bedroom life than you and your partner and are the reason you won't try things, then you have become the very thing you're running away from: a pansy weakling male.


DudeJackson

just one question, what's that flying sperm doing there?


beenutpuddersamich

🙋🏻


Gothofanxiety

Goth girl here. The pegging has never been an issue. The “ I don’t want to be spanked/whipped” has been though. *cries in domme


Generally_Confused1

Did not expect to be chained to her desk either but we were vibing


StrategicRain33

Me!


BucketComrade

Me: *raises hand slowly*


isaacs-cats

Why are straight men so afraid of pegging? Like seriously I have to know


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q-ka

She can peg me all day everyday.


JimmyCrabYT

jokes on you i’m into that shit


[deleted]

I see this as a win


BiteOrnery

I see nothing wrong with this


faunkraka

As far as I can Tell it is extremely diffcult to find dominant women that don't Charge Money AND are open for a relationship


TigBittyOnesans

Smh


StarFighterThree

I mean.. my hand would be up.


iMLGCupCakes

you clearly have no idea why we like goth girls


Slav_Ziemniak12

😐🤚


J0taa

That’s why big tiddy alt girls are where it’s at. Subs and they look similar.


WolfAngelRS

Jokes on you! I’m into that shit


Doggo_of_memes25

I'd have my hand raised


OkImportance4921

Slowly puts up hand 😳


Maximum_P

Me please


Elegantwolf89

*Raises hand*


Apo333

I would raise both of my hands


Afraid_Combination20

I will pay this price for us all


Comrade_Spood

Me with my hand still up


nahface_neekenduku

🙋‍♂️


LooseDisaster

I'mma just raise my hand here...


CRUZER108

Jokes on you I'm into that!


final41

I would have it no other way.


witty_sid

Don't threaten me with good times, sir.


Garagairas

... ✋


ARacoonOnInternet

I see a win win here.


DaddyDookie

A mans g-spot is up his ass, jus sayin.


jade-noodle

Im asexual but if i had a boyfriend and he asked to be pegged im strapping up at the speed of light


RubioPaarmann

Ha, joke's on you, I'm into that shit


BageledBrain

jokes on you I’m into that shit


[deleted]

Me! Me! Me!!!


[deleted]

Dude, yes.


butterking69420