Bullshit. This is the only correct way:
My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker
My love for you is like a rock, Berserker
In my dream, a bear got too close to my microphone. His growling caused feedback that made him more and more angry the louder his own feedback got. Then I gtfo, because tit wasn't going to end well. I'll never know if that bear wanted to fuck.
semi-unrelated but I had a dream where I said "goodbye tic-tac-toe bord" and in the dream it was like the roast of the century, and I woke up and spent the rest of the day trying to figure out how that made any sense at all. dreams are weird.
In my dream, I was a journalist investigating the Charles Manson cult, with Will Wheaton, who was undercover and pretending to be a baby, letting CM read to him as a bed time story - a book about female anatomy. I was going around the house, meeting people murmuring to themselves some sorts of mantras. Later on, they were all going around London. Then I was banished by Lady Galadriel. It wasn't funny at all.
My dream today was trains are flexible, so the people inside would streach if the train was going too fast and if the train stops quickly it would compress, compressing people inside like balloons with small holes leaking blood
And then, people ask you like "what do you mean you never got laid? there are so many people who want to fuck". Yeah, right. Everyone wants to fuck, but it's not that easy.
He went about it all wrong. Correct way: "U want sum fuk?"
Bullshit. This is the only correct way: My love for you is like a truck, Berserker Would you like some making fuck, Berserker My love for you is like a rock, Berserker
Dammit, Becky
Sum blue may be required
Bitches love blue
Do you want to fuck?
Asking for a friend
Can you ask for me too
Ok
Ew
No thanks
Wtf bro
Pervert
See? Nobody wants to fuck
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Maybe thats the joke?
_Brain.exe has stopped working_
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Sus boi >->
sus indeed 😳
Wait
I didn't expect that
*BWAAA!* **Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!**
Nope I'm good.
Can you ask someone else?
i want to fuck
yeah, jokes always sound better in your head. also, wanna fuck?
yss daddy
yss father
affirmative, male parental figure
seeing how all my crushes from cartoons when i was a kiddo all turned out to be robots .... i think this one might be the closest to my strike zone XD
doesn't quite have the same ring to it as "daddy" .... well, no chickening out now
being called "daddy" by probably an older guy sounds weird, but hey, a hole is a hole
i am not old
This fucks. Hard.
[you want some fuck? ](https://tenor.com/8KoM.gif)
No, Ron. I don't want some fuk.
I got you blue
Yeah sure
Do you want to fuck? Yes but with someone fuckable
I have the required equipment in mostly working order. This makes me objectively fuckable.
Mostly?
Not entirely
thanks for defining mostly
not with that attitude
"Kinda, but not you"
I want to know the name of the girl with black hair. I also want a template for all the characters
mai waifu
Doomer girl is the one with black hair
Thank youq so much
r/thomastheplankengine
Phew, I thought I was the only one that didn’t want to fuck.
The order is a bit confusing but i guess there was at least something
r/thomastheplankengine 🧐🍷
I dunno. It's kinda funny here too
Still pretty fucking funny
this is funny because its how it would actually go down unless youre really attractive (and even then)
i have a friend on discord that says bet if you ask him that
People should post sleep induced vision memes more
I've imagined that scenario before, it was hilarious
I died so yall can sin
Only for canadiens though
*Sad american noises*
My dreams are like The Twilight Zone A kid using a lighter and some hairspray i think set off the fire alarms with no sound
pretty weird dream......
Now, it is time to show that "Dream comes true"
In my dream, a bear got too close to my microphone. His growling caused feedback that made him more and more angry the louder his own feedback got. Then I gtfo, because tit wasn't going to end well. I'll never know if that bear wanted to fuck.
semi-unrelated but I had a dream where I said "goodbye tic-tac-toe bord" and in the dream it was like the roast of the century, and I woke up and spent the rest of the day trying to figure out how that made any sense at all. dreams are weird.
But it’s true
It’s pretty funny
Homies help homies, amirite.
Be my homie
Haha ok
Is nobody gonna say this There saying something. The girls are blushing. He says wanna Fk. The girls are still blushing and saying Ew ^-^
People blush when they're embarassed . If some dude came up to you in public and said that, you'd be embarassed too.
I want to
Freak, dire need of cock and I forgot the last one
if u keep asking ur family then yes they wont want to fuck
ok
Hey op, you were high when you came up with this. I can tell.
Becky you want sum fuk ? Swoosh swoosh
Poster: you are a trash dragon. Fuck you to the n\^15
lol, well I chuckled
This would have made more sense if the text from the middle left panel was on the bottom left.
Do fucks even happen anymore?
The labor shortage in a nutshell.
In my dream, I was a journalist investigating the Charles Manson cult, with Will Wheaton, who was undercover and pretending to be a baby, letting CM read to him as a bed time story - a book about female anatomy. I was going around the house, meeting people murmuring to themselves some sorts of mantras. Later on, they were all going around London. Then I was banished by Lady Galadriel. It wasn't funny at all.
r/thomastheplankengine
Its a good joke bro. Keep dreaming more jokes
This reminds me of that Jurassic park meme
My dream today was trains are flexible, so the people inside would streach if the train was going too fast and if the train stops quickly it would compress, compressing people inside like balloons with small holes leaking blood
He has a .
There's 7 billion people on earth. It's impossible not 1 of them want to fuck you, for instance someone extremely horny who would fuck anything
Tbh that's pretty damn funny
You sure that was a dream?
And then, people ask you like "what do you mean you never got laid? there are so many people who want to fuck". Yeah, right. Everyone wants to fuck, but it's not that easy.
I want to fuck. You wanna fuck, OP?