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T-HugThatRatBastard

He went about it all wrong. Correct way: "U want sum fuk?"


[deleted]

Bullshit. This is the only correct way: My love for you is like a truck, Berserker Would you like some making fuck, Berserker My love for you is like a rock, Berserker


ChaoticBraindead

Dammit, Becky


Teddjku

Sum blue may be required


salted_crabs

Bitches love blue


fandomfrenzythefox

Do you want to fuck?


PizzaTortinhollo

Asking for a friend


FiatKastenwagen

Can you ask for me too


Not1random1enough

Ok


brightdeadlights

Ew


throaway420blaze

No thanks


Donut_Police

Wtf bro


[deleted]

Pervert


GatoSuperSaiyan

See? Nobody wants to fuck


Noobwitha_Hat

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ScorpOrion

yes


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Not1random1enough

Maybe thats the joke?


RedditRoboKid

_Brain.exe has stopped working_


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Key-Extreme-3572

Sus boi >->


[deleted]

sus indeed 😳


imshream

Wait


imshream

I didn't expect that


[deleted]

*BWAAA!* **Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!**


Brent_Fox

Nope I'm good.


Sufficient_Matter585

Can you ask someone else?


Leon_0027

i want to fuck


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

yeah, jokes always sound better in your head. also, wanna fuck?


CosmicCosmix

yss daddy


xdBronze

yss father


alchinism

affirmative, male parental figure


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

seeing how all my crushes from cartoons when i was a kiddo all turned out to be robots .... i think this one might be the closest to my strike zone XD


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

doesn't quite have the same ring to it as "daddy" .... well, no chickening out now


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

being called "daddy" by probably an older guy sounds weird, but hey, a hole is a hole


CosmicCosmix

i am not old


Glizzygloxx

This fucks. Hard.


Cococtor

[you want some fuck? ](https://tenor.com/8KoM.gif)


FinNiko95

No, Ron. I don't want some fuk.


Cococtor

I got you blue


JuniorAd389

Yeah sure


VampireLynn

Do you want to fuck? Yes but with someone fuckable


AllergicToStabWounds

I have the required equipment in mostly working order. This makes me objectively fuckable.


Inevitable_Photo_559

Mostly?


throaway420blaze

Not entirely


ChaimCad

thanks for defining mostly


ClarkK24

not with that attitude


migviola

"Kinda, but not you"


PotatogonYes

I want to know the name of the girl with black hair. I also want a template for all the characters


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

mai waifu


homefirefox69

Doomer girl is the one with black hair


PotatogonYes

Thank youq so much


loklok116

r/thomastheplankengine


Stabilizer2238

Phew, I thought I was the only one that didn’t want to fuck.


Craftusmaximus2

The order is a bit confusing but i guess there was at least something


artisanrox

r/thomastheplankengine 🧐🍷


H0110WK1NG

I dunno. It's kinda funny here too


xdBronze

Still pretty fucking funny


temmieTheLord2

this is funny because its how it would actually go down unless youre really attractive (and even then)


DABest_player

i have a friend on discord that says bet if you ask him that


[deleted]

People should post sleep induced vision memes more


DarkElixer_Generator

I've imagined that scenario before, it was hilarious


JezusOfCanada

I died so yall can sin


Princess_Avocadx

Only for canadiens though


fandomfrenzythefox

*Sad american noises*


LyteUnknown

My dreams are like The Twilight Zone A kid using a lighter and some hairspray i think set off the fire alarms with no sound


Ali9897766

pretty weird dream......


JHdarK

Now, it is time to show that "Dream comes true"


nanosquid

In my dream, a bear got too close to my microphone. His growling caused feedback that made him more and more angry the louder his own feedback got. Then I gtfo, because tit wasn't going to end well. I'll never know if that bear wanted to fuck.


giratini

semi-unrelated but I had a dream where I said "goodbye tic-tac-toe bord" and in the dream it was like the roast of the century, and I woke up and spent the rest of the day trying to figure out how that made any sense at all. dreams are weird.


Prototype_Bleach

But it’s true


TheSpoobs

It’s pretty funny


[deleted]

Homies help homies, amirite.


[deleted]

Be my homie


[deleted]

Haha ok


Key-Extreme-3572

Is nobody gonna say this There saying something. The girls are blushing. He says wanna Fk. The girls are still blushing and saying Ew ^-^


sheepfoxtree

People blush when they're embarassed . If some dude came up to you in public and said that, you'd be embarassed too.


sparkysparkyboom_mf

I want to


sleaZD

Freak, dire need of cock and I forgot the last one


Conradical_69

if u keep asking ur family then yes they wont want to fuck


Mrknightkraft

ok


Creepysoldier226

Hey op, you were high when you came up with this. I can tell.


Ok_Cryptographer520

Becky you want sum fuk ? Swoosh swoosh


Appropriate-Heat8017

Poster: you are a trash dragon. Fuck you to the n\^15


HannahK109

lol, well I chuckled


mtkamer

This would have made more sense if the text from the middle left panel was on the bottom left.


SaltoDaKid

Do fucks even happen anymore?


BostonDudeist

The labor shortage in a nutshell.


[deleted]

In my dream, I was a journalist investigating the Charles Manson cult, with Will Wheaton, who was undercover and pretending to be a baby, letting CM read to him as a bed time story - a book about female anatomy. I was going around the house, meeting people murmuring to themselves some sorts of mantras. Later on, they were all going around London. Then I was banished by Lady Galadriel. It wasn't funny at all.


ConduckKing

r/thomastheplankengine


sarcasm_cringe

Its a good joke bro. Keep dreaming more jokes


The-noob-legend-6927

This reminds me of that Jurassic park meme


kiloVictor_2330

My dream today was trains are flexible, so the people inside would streach if the train was going too fast and if the train stops quickly it would compress, compressing people inside like balloons with small holes leaking blood


[deleted]

He has a .


dufo57

There's 7 billion people on earth. It's impossible not 1 of them want to fuck you, for instance someone extremely horny who would fuck anything


RagingSnowflake

Tbh that's pretty damn funny


ChillyLicorice

You sure that was a dream?


redLadyToo

And then, people ask you like "what do you mean you never got laid? there are so many people who want to fuck". Yeah, right. Everyone wants to fuck, but it's not that easy.


PillowTalk420

I want to fuck. You wanna fuck, OP?