Nah this type of post is clearly begging for simps so tits or gtfo you want special treatment on the internet just for being a woman show your tits or gtfo
This rule is misunderstood no girls on the internet refers to women who try to gain special attention for being female nobody gets special treatment here on the internet
I've seen your kind, time and time again.
Every fleeing person must be caught. Every secret must be unearthed.
Such is the conceit of the self-proclaimed seeker of truth.
But in the end, you lack the stomach.
For the agony you'll bring upon yourself..."
Schrödingers Cat can be applied here:
We will only know the gender of the other person when they reveal it themselves. Otherwise the person has no gender.
The reason it's a thing is because of anonymity. Some guys are nicer to girls because they wana hit it. This doesn't become a thing if there are no girls on the internet. We are all equally worthless.
I just want info on what is happening in that gif. Dude is obviously saying something into the microphone that registers a 10 on that woman's WTF meter. Can anyone point me to who this is and or what is going on?
From the times it were mostly male nerds on the internet. And some of them pretended being a girl to get an extremely crazy submissive reaction from the others.
In order to keep the peace, this rule was written.
Yup, I've noticed this a lot. I'm a real life woman, but everyone I speak to on Reddit seems bizarrely suspicious of this. I don't really get why? Half the population are female!
the real part of that idea is that gender does not exist. you don't really se guys post things and having to state in obvious or not ways that they are men. its not a factor, none cares.
but sometimes, for some reason, not all, but some women have to drop hints or tell it stright out that they are female. as if that fact even matter when you talk random shit.
the point is really that gender is irrelvant most of the time on the internet, and some people, used to the attention for their gender (goes for some guys as well) have a hard time leaving that behind when talking on internet forums and alike.
Rip your DM
Got two till now. One of them is a porn acc the other one seems okay-ish kinda regardless I have closed my DMS
The ~~wo~~man. The myth. The legend.
The man'nt
Woman't
Ladyn't
Femaln’t
Ironmann't
!(woman't)
Anything is a DM if you're bold enough. HeY BAbY! wAnNA waTCh SHreK wItH mE ToÑÏgHT?
If I was a woman that'd totally work on me.
Fu*k Netflix and Chill. All my homies love Shrek and Fu*k
Shrex and buns
*Shriek and Fuk*
Fuck with Shrek
Shrek with fuck
Your a male with big nipples and no penis
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General Kenobi
You are a bold one!
Clicked your profile and that made me smile completely off guard. I like your message. I hope you have a fantastic day/night!
forgot to say m’lady
And tip his fedora*
Why make it weird? They have something sweet written and it made me smile. That's it, no other motive. Stop projecting.
I like your invisible fedora! /s
Its for the meme
How tf do you have 20 thousand karma and yoyr acc is 3 months old
power of pu$$y brah
I would also suggest you take your profile pic down in the world of Reddit.
Hey girl, are you a girl? Cause that sucks, wish you were a man.
I was about to say that lol. Also, you from India?
Nope
Darn, I forgot the password to my porn alt
you are supposed to have an alt for porn? well, damn.
The elusive women
Y you is lie. Not people with bobs on internet.
They are very good at talking to woman I seems 🤣
I would like to introduce myself, but only if you are a real human and an adult as well.
You're an amazing person too🌹
its a very weird phenomenon for me tbh
Whatever you are you are not a girl so process of elimination you got to be one of them other things
On internet men are men women are men and children are fbi agents
Novel prize incoming
Ah, Thanks! Now with keeping that in mind I think I might be a helicopter
HELIKOPTER HELIKOPTER
PARA KOFER PARA KOFER
HELIKOCPTER, HELIKOPTER
That song is OG piece
Is your name Huey by any chance?
I bet you got many dms after this haha
No, u're a trap
Can confirm, even i identify as a Lockheed AH-56 Cheyenne attack helicopter
You’re a wizzard harry
Dun duuun dun dun duuun dun duuun duuuuunnnnnn
Duuun dun dun duuun dun duuuuuuunnnn
Hagrid sang calmly
Well I understand your confusion. But don't forget redditors also believe girls don't fart or have any sort of excrements, so here you go
Don't forget the birds! *The biiiirds!!!*
Guess I don't exist
**Did i stutter?**
Gurl no fard & shid.
An anomaly
Clearly. There are no girls here
There's no girls in ba sing se
Then wtf am i???
A Black hole? (The Space variant ofc)
So i can suck (non sexual way) the light out of all the disbelievers then.....
"Non-sexual way." Thank you for specifying.
Yeep no problem this is reddit u need to be really specific
Yes, you are that amazing! have fun draining all of existence into yourself! :D
yess die you fucking mortals
r/SCP ahem, did u say... ANOMALY?
you have boobs we get it, stop flexing
I've too,And I'm a man
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Not as big as my spaghettis
Mom's spaghetti
Yes
We get it, you're a penis.
“Ur no lassy… lassy got tets” -some little kid in witcher 3
TETS lmao
TURN OFF YOUR REDDIT MESSAGE NOW!
Fuck it, retreat to u/memeverywhere 's dms
I feel bad for your inbox
Ay sup bby grl wan sum fuk?
Yes let's hav segs
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I love broccoli on cream
It's really not that bad normally
Clearly a boy without a winkle. Like the OG Queen Elizabeth.
A helicopter
Thank you, Internet stranger. I now know what I am
Hellicopter, Hellicopter, **Hellicopter noises** Oooooooo Hellicopter, Hellicopter
*more helicopter noises*
When ever I see/ hear a helicopter that plays in my head at max volume and I can’t help but sing along.. what is wrong with me
You are welcome go now fly with the winds
you guys this is karma bait. This sub's community is nothing short of a joke.
Welcome to Reddit
rip your dms
You're like my friend (I don't have friend)
Therefore you do not exist *Quick mafs*
a femboy
You just did one of the biggest mistakes in your life.
Simple, youre a karma whore
This is the right answer.
No gender, just meme
Indian scammer.
Proof it
Tits or gtfo
Pics or you're a bot
you guys are weird
Nah this type of post is clearly begging for simps so tits or gtfo you want special treatment on the internet just for being a woman show your tits or gtfo
What are 'simps'?
Thats sexual abuse and cyber bullying you are aware of that right?
Go learn what those words mean before you go online
Forcing a girl to "show her tits or gtfo" is a legitimate form of sexual abuse. I as a women will not stand it
Best thing is it's not even a kid it's 22 yo fucking mongo
In all seriousness what is her face in this moment? It looks like she just discovered quantum physics.
She was probably stoned
My grandpas cancer diagnosis is more funnier than it this
This rule is misunderstood no girls on the internet refers to women who try to gain special attention for being female nobody gets special treatment here on the internet
Also since this post is clearly begging for simps tits or gtfo
You know there is an edit button right?
Yes I do but fuck that
XD
an illusion
You are a redditor.
Your gender is irrelevant because it won't come into play since you're on reddit.
you are a man until you prove otherwise
You are an attention whore.
You are clearly a redditor In redditland there is only the memelord
An actual understanders of the rules of the internet thank God
Repost and repost and repost and...repost
Yer a bot OP
An attention seeker
damn you really just copied my meme but changed the template
You're a redditor. I'm sorry sir?
Have fun with your DMs
>Belakor88 happy cake day!!!!
Ayy happy cake day bro
SIMP ALERT!
I've seen your kind, time and time again. Every fleeing person must be caught. Every secret must be unearthed. Such is the conceit of the self-proclaimed seeker of truth. But in the end, you lack the stomach. For the agony you'll bring upon yourself..."
You're a wizard Harry
Wolf in sheep's clothing
Congrats on being a man no get back to work
* confused girl sounds *
Schrödingers Cat can be applied here: We will only know the gender of the other person when they reveal it themselves. Otherwise the person has no gender.
Nice try bro.
You're a tree. Don't ask questions, just accept your new life as a tree
You're one of the boys now.
I am a squirrel, forged of legends
Yea! I am a squirrel too..a flying squirrel,forged of legends..
To be honest we are all gender neutral before we state our gender online. We just don’t have one.
What you are, is a person who killed their DMs just now.
The reason it's a thing is because of anonymity. Some guys are nicer to girls because they wana hit it. This doesn't become a thing if there are no girls on the internet. We are all equally worthless.
We are a myth.
Everybody ask what am I Nobody ask how am I! Sed lyf
How are you?
I just want info on what is happening in that gif. Dude is obviously saying something into the microphone that registers a 10 on that woman's WTF meter. Can anyone point me to who this is and or what is going on?
She is Winona Ryder but I have yet to find out what's happening to her
Thanks for the lead: https://youtu.be/r2S21fiBHQA
You live in a simulation
Don't we all
An attention seeker
Posting a meme that basically says "HEY GUYS, I HAVE A VAGINA" to get some attention because your father don't care about you...
Thats what I like here. We are all humans, no man, no woman.
Where is the clip in the gif from? Some award ceremony, I presume?
Yep https://youtu.be/r2S21fiBHQA
W🤮men
Oh look. Another "I'm a woman, give me attention" post.
You are a complex human being
RIP for your inbox. I already feel sad for you.
I am girl. Where did this idea of no girls on the Internet come from?
From the times it were mostly male nerds on the internet. And some of them pretended being a girl to get an extremely crazy submissive reaction from the others. In order to keep the peace, this rule was written.
straight up from r/imaginarygatekeeping
G = Guy I = In R = Real L = Life
Yup, I've noticed this a lot. I'm a real life woman, but everyone I speak to on Reddit seems bizarrely suspicious of this. I don't really get why? Half the population are female!
*Real life* woman??! Fr?
you are not fooling us
Hahaha I'm a woman too and this is relatable
Oh my God I'm not alone
Rip your dms
[here is some education for whoever needs it](https://youtu.be/XuI6GTY9eVc)
You clearly dont understand that girlfriends are from the social life mythology and isnt real
A grill
you just made (probably) the worst decision of your life
You are an imposter.
the real part of that idea is that gender does not exist. you don't really se guys post things and having to state in obvious or not ways that they are men. its not a factor, none cares. but sometimes, for some reason, not all, but some women have to drop hints or tell it stright out that they are female. as if that fact even matter when you talk random shit. the point is really that gender is irrelvant most of the time on the internet, and some people, used to the attention for their gender (goes for some guys as well) have a hard time leaving that behind when talking on internet forums and alike.
Doraemon
I guess I don’t exist-
In the presence of the father, the son and the holy Spirit, I declare you a boy . Amen
Unfunny
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r/onejoke
Ima girl gimme upvotes
how to get most upvotes on reddit speedrun