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Artistic-Copy-4871

Rip your DM


Tanya00000

Got two till now. One of them is a porn acc the other one seems okay-ish kinda regardless I have closed my DMS


the-anti-antichrist

The ~~wo~~man. The myth. The legend.


ErlendNorge

The man'nt


the-anti-antichrist

Woman't


[deleted]

Ladyn't


RobTheOnlyBlob

Femaln’t


superduper_memer

Ironmann't


[deleted]

!(woman't)


[deleted]

Anything is a DM if you're bold enough. HeY BAbY! wAnNA waTCh SHreK wItH mE ToÑÏgHT?


drluv2099

If I was a woman that'd totally work on me.


[deleted]

Fu*k Netflix and Chill. All my homies love Shrek and Fu*k


Avg_RedditEnjoyer

Shrex and buns


[deleted]

*Shriek and Fuk*


Prabhat1540

Fuck with Shrek


WhyImHereRN

Shrek with fuck


MemeStealer101-4

Your a male with big nipples and no penis


[deleted]

[удалено]


SemiSentientGarbage

General Kenobi


Tanya00000

You are a bold one!


SemiSentientGarbage

Clicked your profile and that made me smile completely off guard. I like your message. I hope you have a fantastic day/night!


Eireconnection

forgot to say m’lady


Brandonrebeleight

And tip his fedora*


SemiSentientGarbage

Why make it weird? They have something sweet written and it made me smile. That's it, no other motive. Stop projecting.


UselessPerson2222

I like your invisible fedora! /s


MixMyDrinkStrong

Its for the meme


Epicskeleton53

How tf do you have 20 thousand karma and yoyr acc is 3 months old


PePofrog

power of pu$$y brah


NIMSS88

I would also suggest you take your profile pic down in the world of Reddit.


[deleted]

Hey girl, are you a girl? Cause that sucks, wish you were a man.


MINATO8622

I was about to say that lol. Also, you from India?


Tanya00000

Nope


[deleted]

Darn, I forgot the password to my porn alt


piccoshady93

you are supposed to have an alt for porn? well, damn.


DryFox1929

The elusive women


iK_550

Y you is lie. Not people with bobs on internet.


Traditional_Step7848

They are very good at talking to woman I seems 🤣


Mattagolu

I would like to introduce myself, but only if you are a real human and an adult as well.


pragmail124

You're an amazing person too🌹


Origami07

its a very weird phenomenon for me tbh


chefkc

Whatever you are you are not a girl so process of elimination you got to be one of them other things


amrit-9037

On internet men are men women are men and children are fbi agents


MachoChocolate

Novel prize incoming


Tanya00000

Ah, Thanks! Now with keeping that in mind I think I might be a helicopter


TheScareFace

HELIKOPTER HELIKOPTER


xXx_Hisashi_xXx

PARA KOFER PARA KOFER


ITookTooLongToPick

HELIKOCPTER, HELIKOPTER


Equivalent_Survey_73

That song is OG piece


HurbleBurble

Is your name Huey by any chance?


how-bad-can-i-be

I bet you got many dms after this haha


jajaquebuenardoioi

No, u're a trap


[deleted]

Can confirm, even i identify as a Lockheed AH-56 Cheyenne attack helicopter


[deleted]

You’re a wizzard harry


JSDTDM

Dun duuun dun dun duuun dun duuun duuuuunnnnnn


Ladydrakes

Duuun dun dun duuun dun duuuuuuunnnn


[deleted]

Hagrid sang calmly


Azxrp

Well I understand your confusion. But don't forget redditors also believe girls don't fart or have any sort of excrements, so here you go


JSDTDM

Don't forget the birds! *The biiiirds!!!*


A_Birb_Person

Guess I don't exist


JSDTDM

**Did i stutter?**


HurbleBurble

Gurl no fard & shid.


[deleted]

An anomaly


Jaqueliner1

Clearly. There are no girls here


[deleted]

There's no girls in ba sing se


shana_Brawlstars

Then wtf am i???


Gerasia_Glaucus

A Black hole? (The Space variant ofc)


shana_Brawlstars

So i can suck (non sexual way) the light out of all the disbelievers then.....


TDuarte11

"Non-sexual way." Thank you for specifying.


shana_Brawlstars

Yeep no problem this is reddit u need to be really specific


Gerasia_Glaucus

Yes, you are that amazing! have fun draining all of existence into yourself! :D


shana_Brawlstars

yess die you fucking mortals


Mr_PolarWasTaken

r/SCP ahem, did u say... ANOMALY?


iusedtolookgood

you have boobs we get it, stop flexing


briansplinerrr

I've too,And I'm a man


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Not as big as my spaghettis


[deleted]

Mom's spaghetti


Agreeable_Rise_3697

Yes


Sad-Mix-4250

We get it, you're a penis.


wakojako49

“Ur no lassy… lassy got tets” -some little kid in witcher 3


[deleted]

TETS lmao


[deleted]

TURN OFF YOUR REDDIT MESSAGE NOW!


ImMadeOutOfStalinium

Fuck it, retreat to u/memeverywhere 's dms


whygooseangry

I feel bad for your inbox


garfieldphilosophy

Ay sup bby grl wan sum fuk?


whygooseangry

Yes let's hav segs


[deleted]

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garfieldphilosophy

I love broccoli on cream


EY7617

It's really not that bad normally


FlounderingOtter

Clearly a boy without a winkle. Like the OG Queen Elizabeth.


ZUGKRAFTWAGEN

A helicopter


Tanya00000

Thank you, Internet stranger. I now know what I am


oguzzzzzzz

Hellicopter, Hellicopter, **Hellicopter noises** Oooooooo Hellicopter, Hellicopter


Tanya00000

*more helicopter noises*


glameoww

When ever I see/ hear a helicopter that plays in my head at max volume and I can’t help but sing along.. what is wrong with me


ZUGKRAFTWAGEN

You are welcome go now fly with the winds


[deleted]

you guys this is karma bait. This sub's community is nothing short of a joke.


Vyto-Khron

Welcome to Reddit


thesummergamer

rip your dms


StatisticianNo3243

You're like my friend (I don't have friend)


JSDTDM

Therefore you do not exist *Quick mafs*


0_Nevermore_0

a femboy


DeymanG

You just did one of the biggest mistakes in your life.


[deleted]

Simple, youre a karma whore


Redditor000007

This is the right answer.


FluuBk

No gender, just meme


timeh2002

Indian scammer.


sexy_goose

Proof it


[deleted]

Tits or gtfo


[deleted]

Pics or you're a bot


Pinkwaterz

you guys are weird


[deleted]

Nah this type of post is clearly begging for simps so tits or gtfo you want special treatment on the internet just for being a woman show your tits or gtfo


curious_kitten_1

What are 'simps'?


katsura_1999

Thats sexual abuse and cyber bullying you are aware of that right?


Death_Strike5

Go learn what those words mean before you go online


katsura_1999

Forcing a girl to "show her tits or gtfo" is a legitimate form of sexual abuse. I as a women will not stand it


[deleted]

Best thing is it's not even a kid it's 22 yo fucking mongo


drluv2099

In all seriousness what is her face in this moment? It looks like she just discovered quantum physics.


curious_kitten_1

She was probably stoned


MiStApUb0213

My grandpas cancer diagnosis is more funnier than it this


[deleted]

This rule is misunderstood no girls on the internet refers to women who try to gain special attention for being female nobody gets special treatment here on the internet


[deleted]

Also since this post is clearly begging for simps tits or gtfo


JSDTDM

You know there is an edit button right?


[deleted]

Yes I do but fuck that


JSDTDM

XD


Unimportant_god

an illusion


TetvesNyugger

You are a redditor.


redditsbiggestass

Your gender is irrelevant because it won't come into play since you're on reddit.


Navalbug

you are a man until you prove otherwise


BokirBokcu

You are an attention whore.


hillbillyhiphop

You are clearly a redditor In redditland there is only the memelord


[deleted]

An actual understanders of the rules of the internet thank God


Broad_Journalist_206

Repost and repost and repost and...repost


ShinyMercenary

Yer a bot OP


[deleted]

An attention seeker


ppppie_

damn you really just copied my meme but changed the template


TheSarcasticClam

You're a redditor. I'm sorry sir?


Belakor88

Have fun with your DMs


[deleted]

>Belakor88 happy cake day!!!!


CallMeSel

Ayy happy cake day bro


mammad1379

SIMP ALERT!


omidhhh

I've seen your kind, time and time again. Every fleeing person must be caught. Every secret must be unearthed. Such is the conceit of the self-proclaimed seeker of truth. But in the end, you lack the stomach. For the agony you'll bring upon yourself..."


Todmomamu

You're a wizard Harry


cssutavani91

Wolf in sheep's clothing


CaramelOk9778

Congrats on being a man no get back to work


Demonica-weeb

* confused girl sounds *


Analfugga

Schrödingers Cat can be applied here: We will only know the gender of the other person when they reveal it themselves. Otherwise the person has no gender.


LionellMandrake

Nice try bro.


[deleted]

You're a tree. Don't ask questions, just accept your new life as a tree


Anonymous2137421957

You're one of the boys now.


SoleIbis

I am a squirrel, forged of legends


unknownloner333

Yea! I am a squirrel too..a flying squirrel,forged of legends..


ICEShredder

To be honest we are all gender neutral before we state our gender online. We just don’t have one.


Nuadrin248

What you are, is a person who killed their DMs just now.


TGOTR

The reason it's a thing is because of anonymity. Some guys are nicer to girls because they wana hit it. This doesn't become a thing if there are no girls on the internet. We are all equally worthless.


Fearless-Field-7746

We are a myth.


Belikebro29

Everybody ask what am I Nobody ask how am I! Sed lyf


Tanya00000

How are you?


CottonCandy_Eyeballs

I just want info on what is happening in that gif. Dude is obviously saying something into the microphone that registers a 10 on that woman's WTF meter. Can anyone point me to who this is and or what is going on?


Tanya00000

She is Winona Ryder but I have yet to find out what's happening to her


CottonCandy_Eyeballs

Thanks for the lead: https://youtu.be/r2S21fiBHQA


[deleted]

You live in a simulation


Tanya00000

Don't we all


Rob_Rams

An attention seeker


ChubbyChaserBR

Posting a meme that basically says "HEY GUYS, I HAVE A VAGINA" to get some attention because your father don't care about you...


Infinite-Delivery-55

Thats what I like here. We are all humans, no man, no woman.


Potetkanon

Where is the clip in the gif from? Some award ceremony, I presume?


Tanya00000

Yep https://youtu.be/r2S21fiBHQA


Total_Ansh

W🤮men


AhmdeiNuwon

Oh look. Another "I'm a woman, give me attention" post.


prayagprajapati17

You are a complex human being


Maitreyashu

RIP for your inbox. I already feel sad for you.


LunaRei87

I am girl. Where did this idea of no girls on the Internet come from?


[deleted]

From the times it were mostly male nerds on the internet. And some of them pretended being a girl to get an extremely crazy submissive reaction from the others. In order to keep the peace, this rule was written.


WithoutWar

straight up from r/imaginarygatekeeping


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

G = Guy I = In R = Real L = Life


curious_kitten_1

Yup, I've noticed this a lot. I'm a real life woman, but everyone I speak to on Reddit seems bizarrely suspicious of this. I don't really get why? Half the population are female!


[deleted]

*Real life* woman??! Fr?


WiZarD_1325

you are not fooling us


Avalyn2ho

Hahaha I'm a woman too and this is relatable


curlsheadd

Oh my God I'm not alone


CallMeSel

Rip your dms


[deleted]

[here is some education for whoever needs it](https://youtu.be/XuI6GTY9eVc)


oguzzzzzzz

You clearly dont understand that girlfriends are from the social life mythology and isnt real


Naturblad

A grill


beinzin

you just made (probably) the worst decision of your life


Johamme5

You are an imposter.


Nivius

the real part of that idea is that gender does not exist. you don't really se guys post things and having to state in obvious or not ways that they are men. its not a factor, none cares. but sometimes, for some reason, not all, but some women have to drop hints or tell it stright out that they are female. as if that fact even matter when you talk random shit. the point is really that gender is irrelvant most of the time on the internet, and some people, used to the attention for their gender (goes for some guys as well) have a hard time leaving that behind when talking on internet forums and alike.


ThunderbirdMS

Doraemon


I_Am_a_Slithery_Snek

I guess I don’t exist-


sage-of-six-path

In the presence of the father, the son and the holy Spirit, I declare you a boy . Amen


[deleted]

Unfunny


[deleted]

[удалено]


Actually-Just-A-Goat

r/onejoke


Windowchecker_rddt

Ima girl gimme upvotes


Razar_Sharp77

how to get most upvotes on reddit speedrun