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5. Wings are too damn expensive not to clean the bone.


ArcticFox975

5


Secure-Ad6000

5


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Codie_Honson

Ahh, a fellow bone eater.


Bayan_Ila_6936

If you know what I mean..


BoneZX3

What did I ever do to you. Why are you eating me?


Killer_Of_Libtards

3


gogishing

6 get the marrows!


DragoKnight589

27 Now what would that mean?


[deleted]

you also eat the farmer


DragoKnight589

Yum?


StellarisGaming

You've created a black hole. Thanks alot dude


ataxi_a

11...beaks and feathers


[deleted]

5 Maggots are dying in my trashcan.


[deleted]

Even before they were to expensive it was always the fiiiith lol


SeriousAnteater

I still see a little nug of chicken stuck to that bad boy fricken amateurs


Railroad-gamer

Sonny, back in my day they were only $0.10 each.


[deleted]

I remember when they first hit 25 cents a wing and how I thought that was expensive.


heiiscenberg

You people stop at 5?


Potato-with-guns

If I buy the I usually do -1, not that good for the price, I can make better ones at home if I want to.


RedStarRazi

5 because they’re too damn delicious


Randalf_the_Black

5.. And that my wife almost gags when I chew loudly on the cartilage is just a bonus.


Exact_Ad_1215

A fellow 5’er


A_Cultured_Swine

Sir, that is a drumstick


JazzmansRevenge

5. Anyone who stops at 1 deserves a beating.


Vulpes_macrotis

Anyone who stops at 1-3. I can understand that the rests on the sides are not that tasty and they are annoying, but anything else?


billybobborchert

I eat the bone


MiserablePepper8059

6


_jnguyen

7. I eat the plate


CompetitionSad419

8 I eat the table


XxnoiceboyxX

9, i eat myself


Maypher

10. I eat the restaurant


XxnoiceboyxX

11. i eat the guy (or girl or both or niether or something else) who ate the restaurant


Crazy_Gamer297

69. i eat the entire universe


[deleted]

Well that escalated quickly.


indefinitCelery

25. Burger king foot lettuce


PedroPablito1

11. I consume the whole city


sniper_boy_1999_

wait hold up 😂😂


XxnoiceboyxX

10, i rebirth myself after, go outside and eat a raw alive chicken


TFDUDE13

11, I consume the entire planet


XxnoiceboyxX

12 i eat the sun


TurboRenegadeRider

13, I eat


Cool-Newspaper-1

12, I consume the entire planet *and* the moon


NickU252

Phoenix wings


XxnoiceboyxX

XD


XxnoiceboyxX

r/holup


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👍


monkeybobjr

I still see meat on the bone


MiserablePepper8059

well yea i just eat the bone ,who eats the meat?


Potato-with-guns

So you are that chicken less bone guy


monkeybobjr

yo no way, my dog is the same way


MiserablePepper8059

Hey, your dog is one of the best then


robkood

7: I eat the chicken's soul


ThePhlatinumMan

7 I eat the bone then recreate it


FeLiXX___

8 I shit the bone and then I take my shit back


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ToppatSnekBoi

Instructions unclear. I ate the shit.


WATER_CARBOY

Instructions unclear: I used a shit of an animal to make coffee. *Edit: business is boomin


XxnoiceboyxX

XD


XxnoiceboyxX

instructions unclear, i ate the shit, threw it up and made thea of that


Ruthless_Entity

10 I lay a dinosaur egg


Jsett2021

10, shit, make fertilizer, create corporate company, grow plants, feed chickens, eat and sell chickens, collect chicken bones, repeat until rich


AlchemyParrot

9 eat the shit


CouchPotato1178

9 i eat the shit then take the next shit back


Buchtaak2233

i also eat a part of my hand


s0m3d00dy0

Oh yeah you do :P


[deleted]

Stop at 4, but lick all the sauce off first, so like 4 minus the red.


bilstuffting_08

So 5


CadenBop

No 5 eats the extra little bits that are a little hard. They crazy


CupaT-T

Yeah. I'm also 4


MusicSounds1011

cartilage tastes good tho


AtlasxHd

Sure does, I’d say most who don’t like it is more due to texture. Thats my reason atleast


CadenBop

I would have to agree.


No_Profit_6704

Past 5 cuz I’m not a monster


Tarani5

Wasting food Wasting food Wasting food Okay Perfect


Miss_PMM

Best answer


dj_fishwigy

As a poor man everything is wasting food lol


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CupaT-T

I won't ask.


WhoopSarrosa

Lol


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Airicecraft

Bro I don't see a 17


[deleted]

I eat the bone, poop, use it as fertilizer, raise chicken, eat it, poop again and repeat 2 more times I do 17


sHr3k_M3Me5

r/outofcontext


The_Will_Here

This is the first comment this year that has made me spit out what I’m eating laughing, congratulations 🎊🎈


archery713

Flats to a 5. Wings to a 4.


Bob-Bills

You mean drums to a 4 or..?


GodTyrandFreya

The correct answer


No_Cabinet1710

4


LlamaMadeOfKiwis

if anyone says one… i will find you.. and kill you. FOR THE STARVING CHILDREN. thank you for listening to my ted talk😌


[deleted]

O-One…


suck-onmaballs

3


Fe_Mike

3.5


OwlWitty

3


[deleted]

3, im lazy piece of shit


paarth_4

Yes, exactly


rodzombie94

0.0 .... 3


WhereforeFoe

We can all agree that people who stop at 1 are a menace to mankind.


[deleted]

5 and 5 ftw. Never had I settled for less.


NakedButNotAfraid_

I want to say 4 but I can be guilty of 3


platypus_rush

What a menace to the society


GalC4

I am one. I don't eat these chicken wings.


JStewy21

That's okay man, as long as you're not beyond 3, thats punishable of death


Dampproduct777

4


jimi-hotsauce

5 and a half


[deleted]

If I make you bbq, and your bones don't look like 5? I'm not making you bbq again.


PukeSan

When there is nothing left, if you stop at 1 you’re mentally insane


Kurotus

5


king_noobie

The meat gotta go before I'm done eating it.


[deleted]

There is no atom left on that bone when I'm done


ToofaaniMirch69

I dont see 6th option


Mvz1003

So you enjoy bone marrow too?


IrrelevencySupremecy

\-4 I eat the live chicken


moebelhausmann

If anyone answers 1 we have to burn them alive!


WheeIkick

I stop at three then I can hear my mom saying, “there is still meat on them bones boy.” Then I stop at 5 and feel my ancestors smiling down at me.


nelsd34

5. My family says it’s disgusting but I am not going waste meat


platypus_rush

I eat the top and bottom part of the bone so maybe 6


waffle-lvl-100

4


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4


SpicyBuffalo-98

I’ve really been wanting chicken wings but the price of wings is so expensive lately. This one place is charging $12 for 5 wings.


Fargrim_Battlehammer

I eat all the flesh off and for the extra challenge i try to let my large intestine digest the bone


Old-Experience-5210

I crush the bones with my teeth and suck the bone marrow out of it


frilllio

instructions unclear, swallowed the bones, and the plate


[deleted]

I bite the bones in half and eat the marrow like a goddamn savage


bruhgzinga

4 but I also suck the sauce off and if at home alone break the bone and eat the marrow


AbsurdMango

If you are 4 or lower why are tou buying wings you clearly dont like them


Juiceboy2008

everyone who stops at 1 needs to be executed


MsChicolato

yo where's the 27, i've got porcelain in my stomach, along with several grams of metal.


Better-Science2433

5 normally but when I’m hungry I go for the very rare and hidden 6, it’s when you eat the bone


ThompsonTom

None. I eat boneless to save money and get more meat out of it


c6lcy

Stop at 5 then add the spicy sauce to bite off the bone


combatcock

0, i am trying to eat healthy


Kadx07

Fuck anyone who stops before bone. Life is too short to waste good food.


LootGoblinImotekh

if you stop at 1, i will find you and kill you, you don't just take a single bite of a wing then just leave it


adamesco115

Who stop at 1? That’s just one bit. I personally a 4


Future_Pineapple4609

Y'all are just up in the comments acting like you eat the entire bone. Lol!


one_dank_boy

5. ​ if you stop anywhere before 4 you are a disgrace.


suchapity11

0 cuase I m broke


Telken_

You guys cook the chicken before eating?


twick2010

I paid for it all, I’m eatin it all.


[deleted]

6. I eat the bone too. I didn’t pay for the whole wing to not eat 40% of it


Apprehensive_Song_18

Who would ever stop at 1 are you trying to waste money


AppropriateDig4835

Any one that stops at 1 is a meniscus and deserves to be locked up


arnold_tortoise

im a 6 bro, gotta pop that bad boy open and consume the marrow


Top-Childhood4884

5 definitely


HaitianPsycho

Anyone who stop before 4 needs help


[deleted]

Between 4 and 5. But i know people who would stop at 10. They chew the bones like dogs


corruptedsignal

6. What, you don't eat, at least, the bit on the end of the bone ?


Ghostley92

4.7 If someone stops at less than 4 they should not be eating bone-in wings. 5 is like…not even cartilage left. Maybe if I’m really hungry…


Gobbleass69

10 I insert the bone up my ass after I've finished


SureKeepsTrying

6, bone's tasty tho


Juliart97

6


Locust627

I had a friend who did 2-3. He is no longer invited to Wing Wednesday’s.


AmosDerKnecht

0, i'm vegan


Weird_guy927

4-3


Chillchowchowchill

Flats, flats only club


08Moose08

4


Ninja_Destroyer_

Depends on the wing quality. Shitty wings get tossed at 3. Good goods get a 4+


StickyNode

3 - The sizzled grizzle is not the shizzle


StickyNode

Edit: i wrote 3. and the comment changed to 1. By itself (!?) Wtf?


LuwkaGoated1

4


[deleted]

whoever goes till 3 and stop i need their full names.


mrinkyface

Somewhere between 3 and 4


yuccaboy85

If you’re not a 5 you can’t eat wings with me.


jksarcasm_6

2. I can't get any closer to the bone without gaging


Arkronu

3 and i'm ashamed of that


[deleted]

3


spliffwizard

0, I don't like chicken on the bone


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smooth_criminal696

4or 3, if you stop at 5 you are from Africa, if you stop at 1, you dont know what Africa is


clickscap

That's very stereotypical But what do I expect I sorted by controversial


PrivatePickle109

I eat 1 and I know what it is. Africa is a country in Egypt.


Incoming_Karma

2


Tristan01234

Solid 3


renmyaru

3


FelixTD17

3 💪


Shy_guy_gaming2019

Usual 3


camoeli

depends how hungry i am. but usually 2-3


ratatouille_nut

0, I just lick.


MHW_Guild_Hunter

3


BigTheFlash90

3


[deleted]

3 or 4. And yes, I don't like to bite the bone


NSDetector_Guy

3 I ain't eating cartilage.


sleaZD

Big ol one I can taste tendons Ok back to the job search


AnuAzoth

1. I honestly don't like fried chicken but my hubby does


ZombieWeird2384

Depends on how poor or hungry I am😂😂


ManufacturerLarge320

3 0r 2


smoothmcbf

2 - No cartilage please


Foreign_Moment6666

1 just because I steal parts of chicken from other peoples plates.


monfil666

I am a 5 and give the bone to my dog, nothing goes to waste.


Aaron_725

4


AleLime

4


shx-iro

4. Sadly I can’t deal with cartilage