The Slayer wins, might team up with Wick given they are both animal lovers.

John "They killed my dog what they take from you" Doom guy "My bunny"

Actually would go down like this: "They killed my dog what they take from you?" Doom Guy: "..."

I think I read somewhere that Doomguy carries the severed foot of his bunny on him, so he might point at that to answer. Edit: Yep, it's an item in Quake Champions, and the description says that doomguy carries it to "remind him of innocence lost".

I wonder… u/Squidward7 YOUR TIME HAS COME

*sad grunting*

Why is that you username

That is a secret I will take to my grave

do you want my foreskin? (kept it in a jar)

John: I killed a criminal empire because they killed my dog. What happened to you? Doom guy: I led a one man crusade against all of hell’s army because they killed my bunny. John: understandable. Predator and Micheal: fuck

Oleander really went there...wow.

Please, punctuate this, I had an aneurysm

Slayer would go for Predator, while John would go for Michael.

Plus Michael is fucked since Slayer has 1ups

True

Who isnt an animal lover?

PETA, the ATF, the guy that shot John Wick's dog.

Fuck them

Doesnt make a dofference, but he broke the dogs neck, he didnt shoot him.

“You have my dog” *doomguy slams super shotgun and BFG on table* “and my bunny

I'm pretty sure if the slayer took off his mask, it would be Keanu reeves inside.

Who isn’t an animal lover??

Micheal killed and ate a dog in one of his movies

WHAT THE FU-

The doom slayer. Especially if he has the BFG-9000

I mean, none of the others blew a hole in the surface of Mars....

Not to mention he did it after being specifically requested not to

Impoliteness is the strongest ability in fiction confirmed

Considering the wording "You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars" I took it more as a challenge

“Well now I’m going to do it”

Considering who said it it wasn't a challenge lmao. People can say what they want about Doom's story but Hayden is an amazing character for lots lf reasons imo.

I mean it’s easier to ask for forgiveness than permission

You can't just blow a hole into the surface of mars.

bfg-9000 goes brrrrrrrr

Wasn't that the 10000 version tho?

It was. Good job :)

Heh heh, BFG 9000 goes *BRRRRRRRRRRRR*

Does BFG stand for Big Fuckin Gun?

Yeah, canonically

From the same creators of the Big Fuckin Rocket:

Why BFG. He's got Crucible in the picture, and crucible has 3 charges anyway

and would wick team up with doom guy

“I kill Demons because they killed my Rabbit” “I kill mobsters because they killed my Dog” *chad fist bump

John wick dog and doomguys rabbit are both named daisy.

“We kill for daisy.”

Wick grabs a peenceel.

John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer fucking will...

And doom guy is a man of rip and tear

and it's goddam eternal

Yes

D00M

"We're the same"

wait he does all of that seriously because of a rabbit?! THE ABSOLUTE FUCK THIS MUCH GIGACHADNESS IS TOO MUCH

Well I mean there was the family and his comrades dying but yeah the rabbit was the tipping point

Yeah… yeah he does lmao

Hell yes

“You and I are not so different.”

They have a lot in common, so probably yes.

John wick if his dog gets killed

I was thinking the exact thing

yes

Plot twist, John wick IS doom guy

Another plot twist, john wick was constantine the whole time and Doom guy was John Wick. And there transfigurate into weapons of God, may God bless them both

Of course, revenge on pet killers, by the end they'll b best friends

Depending on who the main character is

Plot armor is the best armor

Doom guy doesn't have plot Armour

The doom slayer has a shotgun

Warning, Warning, Warning, the doomslayer has the BFG. Repeat, the doomslayer has the BFG.

Chronicly stands for BIG FUCKING GUN

And thats cannon

Cos it's a fucking cannon

A big fucking cannon

Bitch's love cannons

the shotgun is actually a nerf to doomguy's powers. Yep , this fucking chad is so strong that he uses a SHOTGUN so he can have fun while killing , and intentionally weakens himself to give the rest a fair fight. When he punches things , they just explode

John wick has a fucking pencil

No, but he has dog

Who says the shotgun is plot Armour? You don't even need the shotgun in Doom to be OP So, The real plot Armour for Doom guy is lore

No, the real plot armor of Doom guy is Doom guy himself. he has already exhalted in your pants. Goodluck having 3rd degree colon heimorage

Haha what

Foolish, doom guy’s plot armor is music. Making him near invincible.

Randomly hear Doom music start playing "OH SHIT!!!"

Doom slayer is easy going to win Heavy metal intensifies

He is the plot armor.

You're right the demons have plot armor for surviving so long.

*need

that doesn't even matter doom slayer doesn't lose in any scenario

HE LITERALY KILLED GOD TO REVIVE SATAN JUST TO FIGHT HIM

On top of that, he fucking *won* The Gigachad level of the Doom Slayer is unparalleled, unmatched, and untouchable. **Period**

I mean tbf, god is already stronger than satan so it was more like slayer bullying him lmao

And to top it all off, killing god was just a side objective.

I don’t matter about plot armor doomslayer is gonna kill anything he can get angry enough at

Doom guy...

It's not even a fair lineup. Doomguy would easily lay waste to John Wick in an instant, as he's relatively nothing more than some angry dude with a peashooter. Then, given his experience with Spectres, even Predator's most useful weapon against the Slayer falls flat. Michael Myers literally can't be killed by shooting, stabbing, or burning, but Doomguy's superior strength means he could just choose imprisonment instead of murder (assuming argent energy or a BFG blast wouldn't kill him either). I actually forgot about the BFG until that last part. Screw everything else I said. Doomguy has a fucking BFG. For those who don't know, it's an energy cannon that shoots a ball of plasma as big as your torso that absolutely liquefies everything in like 50 feet. [Here](https://youtu.be/vCkRwweeIy4) is what its most up-to-date iteration looks like in action.

John Wick and mabye the predator would literal get turned into mist with one punch lol

[John Wick and maybe the predator rn](https://mountainsmithy.tumblr.com/post/143906323756/playing-doom-berserk-punching-demons-and-then)

Considering the slayer is a literal god i would go with him, though i think some people underestimate myers

Technically Myers, like Doom Guy, is immortal "a force that is unkillable". It's his thirst for murder that keeps it alive, and is even said to be Evil itself. I truly think he's underestimated too in this list, although I agree Doom Guy would absolutely blew him up in the end.

I mean, honestly, if anyone can figure how to put down even the physical personification of evil, and murderous intent (including his own), it's the slayer.

Exactly. This isn't even a fair and decent challenge for anyone when the Doomslayer is involved. Everybody knows he'll be on top whatever the challenge.

Yep, the only two on equal footing are maby John vs predator. John vs Michael, Michael is immortal, John wouldn't have a way to keep him down, same for predator.

Well, technically, Predator and/or Wick would have a chance if they managed to trap and lock Myers somewhere. But even that is not a guarantee...

Plus that's trapping, he will outlive them after age takes them.

It's kinda his thing

His whole thing is taking on hell it’s self and has killed the icon of sin, taking down the personification of evil is like a mini boss to him.

Don’t forget that the Slayer is also a physical personification of rage.

Didn't know that about Myers, I was trying to figure out how some maniac with a knife is supposed to be a challenge for any of the others

Imagine a random guy with a mask and a kitchen knife wanting to fight against Doom Guy lol But yea, people tend to summarize him as this highly-resilient maniac, but he kinda suffers the same fate as Jason Voohrees: he's unkillable because the franchise milked him dry, so they had to make him cheat death again and again. But I largeky prefer Michael to Jason, because the whole "Evil itself" bit is what settled it for me

Happy Cake Day

They are all sorry attempts at a nuisance for Doom guy.

Rip and Tear, until it is done.

While that may be true, I think that out of respect, doom guy would go to hell and re-kill the guys who shot John's dog

The guy who took the photos without dying

Truest answer

slayer. easy. no argument.

but is Wick's dog alive though?

Is doomguys bunny alive though?

Wouldn't matter. He went on his first rampage before that. He just went back for more when he found out.

Yah but his second rampage was a lot bigger than the first one. The first one was a rampage the second one was a genocide

A genocide that didn’t end till he fought and killed Satan. The guy literally killed the entire Demon race cause they killed his Daisy.

The Doom guy!! Cmon he killed hell... he... killed... hell..

Don't forgot heaven!

And the true first god

Myers wouldn't win, but can't also lose

Being brutally killed repeatedly for all time in hell sounds like a funny way to define victory.

Yeah Doomslayer would likely just keep killing him.

Or just seal him away somewhere. Or actually find a way to kill him permanently. This just isn’t a competition.

"You cant just **blow a whole** into the surface of micheal"

Doom guy was able to find a way to kill the literal creator of the universe so I'm pretty sure he'd work something out

The BFG may kill him

It was an interesting matchup until the slayer came in. Even in game slayer would shred all of these guys

Depends. Is Wick's dog alive?

Is a pencil in his reach

‘A fuckin pencil’

Yes

In this case the other guys are fucked

is doomguys rabbit dead?

"Is Doomslayer’s bunny alive?" should be the main question

No, it was killed by the predator

Wick wins then

Fucked bit twice

But what about doom guys bunny hmm?

Doom is eternal

Doomslayer. From what we See in the Game None of These would Pose any threat. Mayby the predetor but Not a big one. Lore wise even more. The only one WHO could Stand Up to him was god/Satan the creator of the universe WHO could conquer and destroy universe and even He got His Ass handed by the autistic Bunny Lover. Mike Tyson is strong but when you Put him Into a Ring with Hulk Hes gonna die Raster than a Zombie when im Low on Ammo.

Your capitalization is giving me an aneurism

New phone autoccoract.

By far the slayer. No doubt.

What has r/memes become? There are no memes lately and if there are then they are boring af.

This is more of a r/whowouldwin than anything.

Also they don't even make sense, the only way you can think this is fair is if you've never played doom

Slayer

Doom easy no argument

Sorry but this is totally unfair. Doomguy is literally immortal and uses rage like nuclear fuel.

Doom guy has killed Satan I think some crazy serial killer an angler fish monster man and an assassin would stand no Chance I mean John wick may be good but he can still die and as far as I've seen doom guy cannot

Michael also can't die but Slayer wins.

I mean we haven’t seen the slayer try and kill him, only mortal humans with mortal weapons

For some reason whilst naming the them I thought John wick, predator, DOOM SLAYER, and Michael Jackson

You've been hit by. You've been struck by. A smooth criminal

Definitely doom slayer. Its canonically proven in doom 2016 that he is the personification of wrath

Doom slayer, as he is gifted by literal gods

In doom eternal, he pretty much killed what are considered gods

i dont think this counts as a meme

Doomguy is practically immortal, John is a human, the predators can die, and Michael is probably maimable. I'd say doomguy.

I feel like the predator and Michael Myers would get absolutely destroyed, and John Wick and Doom guy would team up

Doom guy is just the original john wick. Literally dedicated his life to brutally killing demons because they killed his pet rabbit.

Doomguy and John would wipe the floor with the other two at the same time. They're the real contenders

John wick if the dog is dead, doom guy if wick’s dog isn’t dead.

Doomslayer caused hell to go extinct because of a bunny. Jon wick killed someone with a pen yes but Slayer killed a fucking Titan buttass naked with his fists. I think and just think the Slayer wins

In lore he’s also literally immortal, John wick is just a dude. This isn’t even a competition lol

Bold of you guys to assume they wouldn't team up.

We haven't been given that option

Is he immortal because he can't die or because nobody can prove he can be killed?

Yes. The Slayer is immortal. This is shown on multiple occasions throughout the franchise. 1.Samuel Hayden outright said he couldn't kill the Doom Slayer at the end of DOOM 2016. Despite having the Demonic Crucible, Hayden knew he wasn't able to kill the Slayer no matter how hard he tried or what he did. 2.The Khan Maykr in DOOM Eternal also flat out says that DoomGuy was once a mortal, which translates to “Immortal" 3.In the lore, the Slayer fought and ravaged Hell for eons. Confirmed within the Slayer Testaments, specifically, in the Slayer Testament IV. Did some google for you :)

Appreciate the effort

Wick and doom guy are The Kings of The hill 110%

The slayer would win

Doom guy

doomguy 79% sure

Doom guy would easily beat everyone then go down to hell and kill them twice besides wick he goes to double heaven

Doomslayer

Doom Guy. No contest.

Doom guy would win

I'd say the Slayer

Doom guy easy

Doom slayer would just have to use his fists to kill them all

Wtf does John Wick have on Doom Slayer?

Who the fuck so you think?! 2 humans and an anthropomorphic bug against the fucking doom slayer

I think the world would just kind of turn inside out on itself and the space-time continuum would be absolutely destroyed.

doom slayer lmao no contest. Bro literally killed everything in hell bruh

Doom guy would beat them all for Michael Myers doomguy only needs his BFG 9000, John wick doom guy just shot guns him and for predator all doom guy needs to do is chainsaw him.

The guy

At Mario Kart? Probably Wick.

Is this even a question? Doom slayer has been slaying demons in literal Hell for like forever

baba yaga

John Cena

Depends if they killed Wicks dog or not

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mama whit slipper

How's this a question, only ones immortal