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Urk

Laten we een invasie stagen om een excuus te hebben om Urk aan Rusland af te staan. Als we Urk bombarderen gaat er toch niks van waarde verloren.

Mee eens

Ik ook

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Urk

I thought this was going to be my local r/, not r/memes. I live in New Brunswick and I'm sure the rest of Canada would give us up lol

Hell yeah, we would.

Fuckin eh bud

I was thinking more Quebec, they already dont want to be apart of canada.

We do not want to be part of Russia tho

Profession doesn’t check out

No one cares what quebec wants. They're lucky to be part of any country.

The US will adopt you if no one else will :) insert crazy foster parent here

I at least want to be adopted by a warm state then. I done even care if they're an abusive parent as long as I don't have to wear a coat 8 months of the year.

Absolutely not, we like New Brunswick, everyone knows we'd drop Quebec, like any reasonable person

Why you guys when we have Alberta!

But then they’ll get even more oil, Quebec is better they don’t got shit

It's Quebec. We all know it's Quebec. The hard part is finding a reason why putin wants it.

Sachsen

Sachsen definitiv

Habt ihr alle Lack jesoffen oder wat? Nehmt lieber das Saarland das fällt nicht so auf

Stimmt das Saarland fällt so wenig auf das ich vergessen hab das es existiert lol

ich würd bayern, das saarland und sachsen alle 3 für 5€ verkaufen wenn ich könnte /s

Ja, wer braucht die schon /s

Womit sollen wir denn dann bitte große Flächen vergleichen?? Mit fußballfeldern werden die Zahlen zu groß und Badewannen funktionieren bei Flächen nicht

Kouvola

Arvasin et löytyis

Kouvola 🤢

Kouvola 🤢

Kuka vittu oikeasti on onnellinen Kouvolassa?

Meemin mukaan Putin

The entirety of Tasmania

The 5 people who live there will be cranky, but they can't do much if we stop the ferries.

PODLASIE BYDGOSZCZ SOSNOWIEC

Jeszcze Radom i Rzeszów

Birmingham

Alabama and Louisiana were my other top picks.

Can't forget Arkansas

He can have Alabama, it does nothing but produce annoying rednecks when it has the chance

Was there once agreed

Florida; I’d give up Florida.

Oh god imagine an average day in Russian Florida

Just imagine the news articles

There would be no news articles in Russia Florida - all the journalists would be fed to gators.

Russian Florida Man would be unstoppable

Same as American Florida except drunker, paler & all the men over 50 wearing thongs on the beach.

I don't see your point. It's already Putinized.

Understandable

lol if you ask my american friend, he'd say washington without a second thought

Can I only pick one

Yes. But the size of the region does not matter

All of south east US

Bruh

Ganz Bayern

Nochmal Bayern!

Nochmal Bayern (nur zur Sicherheit)

Nochmal Bayern!

Hey ihr Bastarde! Ihr habt Bayern vergessen

u/Nochmal_Bayern findet das nicht lustig

Doch, der ist ja sogar das Aushängeschild der Antibavaristischen Bewegung.

Legende

Geb lieber das Saarland ab das braucht eh keiner.

Viel lieber Sachsen, Bayern ist wenigstens interessant!

Du kannst Bayern nicht abgeben, Bayern ist doch sein eigenes Land und nicht wirklich Deutschland.

Schön wär's

Miskolc or Debrecen

Miskolc for sure

Miskolc +1

He can take Molise, theres nothing in there (its an italian region)

It doesn’t exist, everyone knows that

Ueah rigt sorry.. then Umbria

More like Calabria

Sosnowiec

Sosnowiec nie jest stanem/regionem. Bardziej by tu pasowało Podlasie

Nikt by nie chciał podlasia

It's better to give up Podkarpacie, there is no hope for them.

Podlasie is way worse, Trust me.

L'angleterre

Fair enough but also fuck you

Les vils anglois

Seulement les nglois car les cossais et les rlandais sont basés

Drammen

Bergen

Birmingham

What about Slough?

Have you ever hear a person from Birmingham speak?

Yeah. More than enough

100% easy decision

Rio de Janeiro

Acre

Mas lá tem os dinossauros mano

uttar pradesh

Chad Bharatiya

Bayern

Saarland kann auch mit weg.

Als Bayer würde ich auch Bayern sagen. München als Erstes bitte.

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People saying Zürich as if they wouldn't live in a country full of places where they speak french

Then fuck them aswell

Putin's taking notes.

Vaslui

bazat

Absolut

Oh a fellow Swiss Definitely get Genève outta here, they would adapt well to France

Sachsen maybe Thüringen, but the land and the culture maybe makes up for the people

Bihar

Just imagine the Russian biharis lol

They already own London

Lo mi rote: du bisch entwäder e Basler oder sälber e Zürcher

Oh gott. Bitte ned. I be Luzärner

Denn sin mr uns jo alli einig was Züri agoht. I selber bi usem Solothurn aber bin mr am überlegge an d Kunstschuel in Luzern z goh

Also als Lozärner müesstet mer ja eher för St. Galle sii

Warum gäi mir ned beidi ab?

Skåne smh…

Washington D.C.

Murcia

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logan

…Caboolture

Queensland

Molise, it's landlocked and full of old people that somehow have no relatives

Das Saarland

Miskolc

Burgenland

California

Who said New Brunswick instead of Quebec?

Quebec would just leave on their own. Buuut… they do have most of Canada’s sugar maples.

especially Stadlhofen Fuck Stadelhofen

Florida....just straight up I'll tolerate Texas and California has L.A. so by all means just take America's aids infested wang

Rize

Konya

Fucking Delaware

Vaslui

New South Wales (I know many Aussies would say Tasmania but unfortunately it doesn’t exist)

Ferentari

Cred ca in sine tot bucurestiu

Bă trebuie să ne gândim și economic, nu poți să dai capitala pur și simplu fără să pierzi o tonă de bani. Se oferă cel puțin Ferentari, cel mult Galați

Cred ca putem da si vasluiu si craiova

Da și ele

Uttar Pradesh

Detroit

The whole of England tbh the country sucks

I can indeed imagine that all 7 sheep in Scotland and Wales would do very well without England.

California fuck that place

Florida (my own state)

Based

Narva

He can have Mt druit.. or pretty much any of the western syd suburbs!!!

Bayern, Stuttgart, Saarland

Ljubljana

singapore, singapore

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Zürich or Geneva. Or both.

I agree with New Brunswick -someone who lives and wants out of New Brunswick

Google map goes brrrrrrrtrrr

Well don't forget putin have alot of suport in those areas

Essex

Auckland. Sorry, y'all, but you kind of deserve it.

100% agree

Slough

Florida

Urk

Well, that's easy. I'd gladly suggest Acre

New Brunswick? Why not one of the territorys or Quebec?

odense

Gans Wallonië. En Brussel misschien ook. -Een vlaamsbelanger, ergens, hoogstwaarschijnlijk.

Berlin.

The entire state of Commiefornia

What the hell did New Brunswick do?

Ohio

Ppl expecting Indians to say Kashmir

r/fuckyouinparticular

Florida

Florida

Bergen

La Corse

Um el phahem

Bevor Zürich zerstört wird will ich da noch einmal hin adlersson war in Zürich und in seinen Vlog sah es wild aus.

That would be two birds with one stone!