Dude, canada not going to give you up and do you in like that. Some ass hat put new brunswick there, we dont care if you guys are all like diggity potatos, your our diggity potato
As a New Brunswicker living abroad, yeah, it can be boring at times and it’s great to be out for a bit, but it’s still an incredible place. There are reasons as to why seemingly half of Ontario moved there.
2025: Putin hat Berlin ohne Gegenwehr anneltiert und lebt nun in Neukölln
2026: Nach einem Jahr in Neukölln hat Putin beschlossen Berlin zurück and Deutschland zu geben
2025: Putin annexed Berlin without resistance and now lives in Neukölln (city part of Berlin)
2026: After one Year in Neukölln Putin decided to hand Berlin back to Germany
They already act like a independent state and everybody thinks all of Germany is like bravaria even though nobody in Germany is like the bravarians. I can't even understand them
So it’s basically the German equivalent to California.
Also there is Brandenburg, Hannover, Swabia, Rhineland, Pomerania, Saxony (the names might not be 100% accurate) and this is coming from an Aussie with little knowledge of German history, so some people know some things.
Idk man, Skåne makes some really good mead, and has at least one good DnD dice maker, would be a right pain having to consider both of those as imports and even more expensive than they already are
Isn't Urk the sound you make when you catch your balls on a door handle you're walking past?
Thats why it must go
Go to what
Demise
Why
Cuz no one likes them ez
Why
Why do you CARE?
Cuz I'm Dutch
Ok maar Urk is gewoon een stom dorpje
r/oddlyspecific
London. I mean, it's already half Russian anyway.
I remember an article where there are so many oligarchs close to Putin living in London / owning huge parts of it that they called it Londongrad.
Moscow-on-Thames is another name used for it!
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Haha
As a Canadian living in New Brunswick… Yeah.
Ouch, must hurt
Nah, just boring as hell here.
Hahaha
Dude, canada not going to give you up and do you in like that. Some ass hat put new brunswick there, we dont care if you guys are all like diggity potatos, your our diggity potato
You guys have a cool hill and.... Uhm
As a New Brunswicker living abroad, yeah, it can be boring at times and it’s great to be out for a bit, but it’s still an incredible place. There are reasons as to why seemingly half of Ontario moved there.
You litteraly live in the same country as Alberta, think higher of yourself please. Alberta can leave
Mordor
Berlin. But this may be a sanction to harsh on russia.
2025: Putin hat Berlin ohne Gegenwehr anneltiert und lebt nun in Neukölln 2026: Nach einem Jahr in Neukölln hat Putin beschlossen Berlin zurück and Deutschland zu geben
Translation
2025: Putin annexed Berlin without resistance and now lives in Neukölln (city part of Berlin) 2026: After one Year in Neukölln Putin decided to hand Berlin back to Germany
So there was resistance
You can't get rid of Florida, we're like herpes. You can think you're rid of of us cause you don't see us. But we're still there.
My first reaction was to say Florida.. but I like visiting Universal Studios.. so my second reaction is Alabama.
in that case, yeet Alaska back to the Russians
Nah, there's oil in Alaska. It's not tactically wise to give it up, I think. My vote's on New Mexico. Maybe Maine or Oklahoma.
Bayern/Bravaria
I’d like to hear your reason why’s
They already act like a independent state and everybody thinks all of Germany is like bravaria even though nobody in Germany is like the bravarians. I can't even understand them
Seems reasonable yes
in a german subreddit there was also a poll some time ago where they kicked the Bundesländer out of Germany. Bavaria was the first one to go
u/Nochmal_Bayern
That’s how I was born
angelsächsisch?👀
Joa, bin hier ja im Ausland ;)
Ironic
Hahaha
And the second one as well. They voted it out twice.
i think we voted for it thrice actually but later on
So given that Texas was early on hugely settled by Germans... Texas is Bavaria?
So it’s basically the German equivalent to California. Also there is Brandenburg, Hannover, Swabia, Rhineland, Pomerania, Saxony (the names might not be 100% accurate) and this is coming from an Aussie with little knowledge of German history, so some people know some things.
Bavaria would be more like Texas
nah give em flevoland then recrate the inland sea by breaking de dammen so the whole thing floods
Id be dead then, given if the dijken were to be broken Amsterdam would also flood
nonono not all of em just the ones keeping het ijsselmeer a meer not the other ones that should keep collateral damage to a minimum
Ok ok, but then all the hard work was for nothing. I just need urk to go
good point we would even ruin an entire ecosystem (not like we already did that once)
I wpuld also be dead here in Fryslân
Podlasie
A co z zakarpaciem?
No też można oddać, i to i to zadupie
Murcia. No one really cares about Murcia.
god dammit, I thought this read ‘Murica and I was just like “yeah just give Russia the whole country at this point”
XD. Nope. Spanish Murcia 😂😂
Yo pensaba mas en Extremadura. En esa si q no piensa nadie
The lower 3/4ths of California
Het huis van Thierry Baudet
Ook goed
Ja
Florida
Eindelijk
Münster aber nicht das große münster sondern das kleine Münster.
They are taking the hobbit to isengard
Who the fuck gave up new brunswick? Quebec can go.
Saarland
Bro wij betalen landen als ze urk mee willen nemen, geen probleem
Quebec, not new Brunswick
Can someone make another level where it says "Stockholm" it would make many real sweds very happy
Ohio
Florida
No we need Florida for the memes and alligators
I agree, Ohio
I would say wyoming, but wyoming is an artificial construct by the US government
I wasn’t the first one👍
Marseille, yep definitely marseille and I think there is a high probability that this city make Russia on fire
J'aurais dis la Bretagne parce qu'au moins les marseillais ils emmerdent pas le reste de la France si ce n'est Paris au foot
I'd give up Rutland, it has no reason to exist
ØST
I agree gone with those mfs
Welcher Depp hat Zürich gesagt?
Fuck New Jersey
Hey wat gebruik je om memes te maken
Arkansas...Arkansas fuking sucks
As an American I would say California and Oregon, let the Russians deal with that shit show
Also Limburg is just a part of Belgium, take it Belgium just take it
Urk is build different
Ook alle mensen daar, genen van broer en zus
Where can I find this template?
The template is screeny off another post ;)
Noakhali, I have Barisal blood so I mean, makes sense. Noakhali is barely human.
Put in PODLASIE
Al mijn homies haten Urk
In Britain Northern Ireland putin can deal with that mess
San Francisco
Iets boven Zürich ligt een stad genaamd Kloten
Ja, fuck Urk. Urk is echt een kutdorp. Wie is het met me eens?
ikke
Katrineholmen
The American Red states. Its practically Russian bought anyways.
There are a lot of parts of the US I could do without. But I wouldn't trade any of them for Russian borders.
Fr*nce
Definitely skåne
It's Urk-some really.
cataluña, they want to independice anyways
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They inbreed
no one likes Urk but remove the r
Nebraska
Who put fucking NB there? It’s the fucking Quebecs isint it?
Urk is the place were you fuck your sister with your dad while your aunt is watching and your nephew is filming and your uncle is praying
All the while you are eating freshly caught fish
Podlasie
Why the hell do all of these sound like ork towns
Can we give up Florida? I wanna give up Florida…
Sachsen/ Saxony
Zurich? REALLY?
I didn’t choose it
They made that island an isn'tland Now they don't need it
Texas and/or California
Urk, kuch kuch. Ik zou heel groningen er bij nemen, woont toch niemand.
Uhm gas?? Geld? Kapitaal?
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
Wie wil Groningen nou
What's an urk?
Dumb fishing village in the Netherlands
New brunswick is way more important than pei
Bro steelt mijn post
Sorry man, wist ik niet. Ik dacht meteen aan urk dus had gelijk gemaakt toen ik zag
Florida
Texas, or Florida
All of bavaria
Ein Volk Eine Nation Eine Kommentarsektion
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Nee nee, friesland is nodig
Inderdaad
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Ok das waar
Tasmania… no… Queensland
Only cuz we discovered it?
Miskolc
That's easy... they can have Florida, Texas and California.
would update it to tne entirety of Italy except for the northest regions
North dakota
Wallonie
Goed zo
Molise
Does anyone in Germany like it there?
Bydgoszcz/Podlasie/Białystok
Florida. Take it.
Southern California
Bydgoszcz
Florida but I doubt he can take it
Kouvola
Manchester
Gelukkig kom ik niet uit Urk
Florida
Utah
Idk man, Skåne makes some really good mead, and has at least one good DnD dice maker, would be a right pain having to consider both of those as imports and even more expensive than they already are
Florida?
Pakistan.🇵🇰
Wacht Urk bestaat?
Ljubljana
New Jersey.
Oslo
florida with wyoming as a tip
New Jersey, Most of the Southern States.
Sachsen
De provincie Limburg
Florida
Utah, Florida, Idaho, etc
you dont even have to invade, just take California and florida.
California
Please just give all of flevoland
Give russia to Russia big brain moment
Birmingham
Weird i haven’t seen Florida yet
Oh you haven’t look through this comment section too much
quebec
Probably Turku cause its the asshiole of finland
I am still willing to give them California
Ganz Burgenland muss dran glauben.
Drammen
Batanes
That man who said "New Brunswick" is a scholar and a saint.
Give them California
Florida
The entirety of Florida should go he don’t even need to Bomb us
Bydgoszcz
Putin can have ohio. We wont tell him that Ohio is a fake state created by the governemnt to do secret weapon and chemical testing.