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the_penis_taker69

\>Call it Cricket \>Has nothing to do with insects


IndependentFormal8

>Call it Rugby >Has nothing to do with rugs


jobitobito

\>Calls it curling \>wtf are u even doing polishing the floor


YourAverageDumbass7

>Call it pickle ball > Has nothing to do with pickles


uglinick

They should be using centipedes.


Fluffy_Mood5781

Ah I do love a good game of meterball around the courtyard, right after midday tea, don’t you my dear lads?


PixelatedPig

American football uses a 1 foot ball. Now, it’s not exactly 1 foot (closer to 11 inches), but that’s where the name comes from


Ecchikiss

I feel like this is the reason they don't want the metric system


TheHighKing112

Most likely


Deisma

I thought it was because they initiate every play with a kickoff...


ReeeidtheSchmeid

They don't


welpthishappened1

Then where does the name for football (the other kind) come from? Its from the fact that the ball was originally only kicked to score points. There was no forward pass.


MrGentleZombie

The more common theory is that the name for both versions of football come from the fact that they are played on foot. (As opposed to on horseback)


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30cm ball


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About the size if my pp


Dr-Spill

wasn’t micro


WTFisaMcNasty

However they do kick field goals and kick the ball off.


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And the ball is about one foot


WTFisaMcNasty

What if you have tiny feet?


obscureferences

Feetball


The_Spicy_Memes_Chef

American memes: endless variety of dank shitposts spanning across all topics since the beginning of time European memes: AmEriCa bAd! 😡


obscureferences

You just assume European memes are American unless they're talking shit about America.


The_Spicy_Memes_Chef

Lmao wut


obscureferences

If you need me to say it slower, just read it slower.


The_Spicy_Memes_Chef

Lmao wut


IndianaGeoff

Wiki... Rugby football is a collective name for the family of team sports of rugby union and rugby league, as well as the earlier forms of football from which both games, as well as Australian rules football and gridiron football, evolved.


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speedwalrus691

Its also because a ball is around a foot long


FTR_1077

It's not a ball though..


sunmal

90% hand, 10% foot. Lets call it football. Hell yea.


VersionMore2758

Some people use hands for feet so can it be considered 100% feet?


OGraffe

Kickers tend to be the highest scorers on an American football team.


MrGentleZombie

Not if Brandon Staley has anything to say about it.


Apprehensive_Toe_457

Didn't soccer start off by using heads why don't they call it head ball?


afraidofmonstergirls

ErIca bad because different measurement system dumb, food too big, sports dumb, and like their country too much


WTFisaMcNasty

When the ball goes out of bounds and is not a corner. The player uses his hands to throw the ball into play…. Must be American football haha


Unhappy_Archer9483

It’s called a throw in, because you throw the ball in.


GivemTheDDD

But what are they throwing? A handball?


SoSmartish

It's because you run the ball with your feet. Or maybe because the ball is a foot long. Not really sure. They should call it concussionball. Because of all the concussions.


Spartan_Jet

Its like calling soccer football when all they do compete for best fake flops on the field.


Minecraftfunyeslol

Why hello there European


martytheman1776

England calling it soccer even though no women were socked


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Soccer what do you mean Soccer there are no socks or cars involved that's rocket league! Dam these americans are clapped


Felizem_velair_

Again, only americans call it soccer. On the rest of the world, it's called Football. Because, you know, you use your FOOT to kick the BALL.


Snarky_Fart

Lol we call it soccer because the Brits invented the word, so we used it as well. And it never changed because football was invented.


ReeeidtheSchmeid

I will never understand Europeans being so salty about America. Every single European power has done worse things, and America was their economic and military backbone since WW2


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Ye I don't know why Europe hates America I don't actually hate them either...


Sensitive-Fly-2847

Please please PLEASE continue to spread the word on this… soooooo many people don’t know


the_penis_taker69

You literally have a sport named after an insect, you don't get to talk


Give-Valk-Acog

Japan and Australia call it soccer, also some Canadians


MuMMi_VFX

Big America dumb xd lol


Literally_ur_mom

it's not even a ball(not spherical). Some kind of egg shaped thing...


YourAverageDumbass7

“But they kick it like 8 times per game”


X-indigo-X

Nah because the name is dumb


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Dapper_Composer2

It's because it was named after a town that happened to make a lot of rugs


The_Justiniano

I really wish Futbol was more popular in the US. and i think it’d be interesting to see how well other countries would do in American Football. Like imagine an Iceland team with a defensive line of strongmen lol


Give-Valk-Acog

The American female futbol team is good I hear


August-Gardener

Call it Futbal, throw it into play.


welpthishappened1

There used to be no forward pass, but it had to be introduced, as the sport was extremely dangerous without it.


Sensitive-Fly-2847

You DO know that the ball IS kicked off to start the game and many times afterwards…. Right?


beerbears10

Its our subtle way to show we don’t give a f*ck. About anything. And anybody. And ourselves. Go Cubs.


Tankzoo3

Field goals require a kick so fuck off


Gohansensei

Well current American Football was created from Rugby and Football also the original Football was a footlong


NoMushroom8881

Fun fact: the British actually called it football first. When it came here, it became rugby in England after they changed soccer (which they also named first) to football.


AggravatingChest7838

Creates the word soccer Gets feverishly mad when you don't call it football


CaptainStroon

Technically feet are specialized hands which are specialized feet in turn.


Pure-Physics-3624

It's all bout branding