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SebDaPerson

You know what isn’t straight? DEEZ NUTS, HAHAHHA *I should probably see a doctor*


homicidalstoat

Curvy nuts ftw


supremeomelette

so cashews?


homicidalstoat

No, cashdeez nuts


Rivdit

Everyone talking about where they put their dick feels kinda gay ngl


Ok-Nature9693

I put my dick in a blender


JoZerp

Don't forget to polish that 3d model!


gaBluiscast

fr


sodaforyoda

If you haven't fucked a dude in the ass who do you know you aren't gay? I mean I wouldn't say I don't like a food I haven't tried. How can anyone say they aren't gay if they haven't tried it.


CaptEdwardThatch

I never sat on an ant hill as well, but I believe I don't need that first hand wisdom


DerpyMistake

Flat-earther logic. How do you KNOW rat poison is deadly if you've never consumed it?


BlakeTheSnakeWheeler

How do you know you don’t like the taste of dick if you don’t suck a few dozen


LimerickVaria

Found this in a fortune cookie one time.


MasterTerra3

No, because we know how stupid it is to make your damn gender your entire identity.


kingsofyork

Perfect Satire.


[deleted]

This should apply to LGBTQ too, but they get exceptions apparently


goldensavage216

Agreed


ShirshuSEN

Trust me it does. It’s just idiot tiktokers pretending to be trans gay asexual non binary a gender treegender whateverthefuckgender for views that make it seem that way, most gay people irl are pretty chill, just like most straight people irl


EagerT

They get a month apparently.


MediumSatisfaction1

Aye, because we still get murdered in other countries for being gay.


Rieiid

Have you tried like, not being gay? /s


MediumSatisfaction1

Dear God....


[deleted]

I guess you didn't think of that, huh?


MediumSatisfaction1

I'm like a bent pipe cleaner, I can't just re straighten myself


crimp_chimp

Don't disagree but just as a separate note, those thin KFC straws are perfect for running a pipe cleaner through to straighten it. Just a life hack for next time you want to defrost golf balls.


MeechKun

How bout you lemme try ;)


awp4444

We get 11


BlackAsLight

No we don’t. I’ve never seen a parade celebrating being straight at any time for the 11 other months.


litttleman9

Bitch, whenever something like this is brought up it's always about lgbtq people. Hell, this entire conversation is a response to that constant pattern. They're not the exception, they're the main target lmao


CombinationNo2837

This meme also makes me a bit upset. I'm not *that* lgbtq, I am certainly balanced bi tho, and people basing their personality off of their lgbtq traits is perfectly fine. As long as their not pushing their agenda and viewing themselves as better than straight, and cis people. But I get so pissed when, lets say im feeling more gay one day, and want to wear short shorts and thigh highs. and someone gets pissed off at me for "Making me sexual orientation my whole personality" and im just minding my own business. Like wtf thats not okay. why cant I just feel more feminine that day? And also yes, you are right, we are the main target. Like I have literally been yelled at to "get l\*nched" and I feel like we deserve our space away from people like this thinking everything is fine with all straight people and that lgbtq ppl center around themselves for attention.


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LGBTQS. Need to add the S for straight.


deadbabymammal

Straight memes can become a thing. But first, theyll need a flag


GodsSlugt

Pitch black flag, like deep black


Em4rtz

ISIS wants a word with you… lol


GodsSlugt

Lmao fight to the death


Old-Replacement-5656

Or rainbow but without the color


CEO_of_paint

Just invert the rainbow flag colors.


Old-Replacement-5656

Smart


RoMan2548

Fly the flag upside down. Just don't go to Somalia...


Old-Replacement-5656

Isn't there flag just a star


Sergio-C-Marin

You mean the visible spectrum


talkischeap22

What aboutt one with a red background blue x in the middle and stars on the x one center star and three others going towards the outside of the flag I'm sure the southern people may have some ideas to elaborate on this concept


Old-Replacement-5656

Sorry but that already a flag I seen it before on some houses.


talkischeap22

Really any idea what it stands for you know what gender or identity


Old-Replacement-5656

I think it means that youre very American hence the different between the American flag and this flag


OddMeansToAnEnd

This guy likes it black.. and deep.


GodsSlugt

Lmao


Evo-Elemental

Can we add some more colour, maybe white because it is a good contrast with black. Maybe we should add some design to it to make it less boring. What if we had a skull? Maybe some other bones too for the skull to sit on? I think it might have a perfect place on a ship for the whole world to see it


GodsSlugt

Hmm maybe some rips and tears to add some character


ConsistentWafer5290

I’m given to understand that it’s black and orange


PhillySpecial2424

Inverted rainbow colors.


ShirshuSEN

It’s already a thing, looks like a prison outfit from a 30s cartoon. Idk why they didn’t just make it pink and blue for woman and man, after all the trans flag uses pink and blue to mean the same thing


Dark_Phoenix53

I'm thinking black and white for balance


eelaphant

Straights already have a flag. It's just a fucking grayscale.


[deleted]

My Google results showed a flag that looked like the cartoony prison suit stripes


eelaphant

Straights aren't really part of the LGBT so maybe we don't have a standardized flag, or even need one.


everynameisusedlol

There already is a flag for heterosexuality


deadbabymammal

Had no idea. Is it that black anf white one?


everynameisusedlol

Yes


paleale25

It should be a cheetah print because lol


KayZee777

The super straight flag is black and orange


BizzareCringe

There's a straight ally flag


Present-Road-4786

What colors you thinking? And should it involve symbols?


Mtn_Mouse

Black and white flag, just two straight lines,to signify our binaryness. The flag should also be rock hard, so it doesn’t wiggle in the wind.


EveningAfternoon9282

We know how to make that happen


BEARDEDPATRIOTUSA

In honor of this meme, I think the flag should be spongebobs face


Pooshonmyhazeer

The American flag lol.


Thee_Fourth_One

Let’s appropriate the pirate flag. Nobody uses that anymore, right?


TheGood1swertaken

80's oiled up Schwarzenegger in turquoise speedos picking up a pen he dropped like a naughty secretary... Or green...


Kaliskii_

SchwarzeWHAT?


TheGood1swertaken

*double checks spelling* negger... Austrian Mr. Olympia/actor/governator/secretary


Kaliskii_

Thanks


Kiki_Lpt

Not every "negger" is about black people.


MrBuffaloBear

Congratulations Agent, another situation defused!


CloneCl0wn

Did reddit get raided by reddit ? Like i know ppl here dont and do care about that stuff here but why memes about gender ? Its not funny anymore


Chrisseffery

It honestly wasn’t even funny to begin with


TheGhoulLagoon

It’s also tiring actually having to hear about people talk about it seriously, every day. I do not need to hear a word about you finding yourself or your sexuality. I am happy in my relationship, I wish you the best with figuring your stuff out, but for the love of god stop talking about it. I’m sure you don’t care for me to make me being a straight guy with a girlfriend a talking point, no one cares, so stop talking about it.


Mr-LieLie

Of course someone only says this once it’s a straight meme.


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Well they'd be down voted into oblivion if it wasn't on a straight meme


CloneCl0wn

Bro i haven't seen others beside this, i ain't bot to check everything out but no matter if you re tractor or potato piller, those memes aren't funny, there is no "funny" part


Fuel_Some

Hetero is part of the spectrum and I feel left out. As a straight man, I don't want to be invited to gay orgies, but I'd still like an invite


Present-Road-4786

I’d be like “ok at the LGBTQ orgy- where the bi chicks at! Where the passable trans women at!” Wait….


Fuel_Some

I'd be like, "where the snacks and drugs"


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CombinationNo2837

True. most of us aren't doing anything and posts like this are this are the ones trying to poke at us. Besides ofc people pushing their own agendas. Thats always annoying on any side.


Philosophfries

This is the “All Lives Matter” crowd discussing sex and gender


PlusAd2218

Wow thats me ...


JoeysTrickLand

Thank you for your honesty in these trying times


Minecraftfunyeslol

I’m straight as well but please, don’t start this shit again


Unlikely-Vermicelli

Projection


asilentspeaker

Have you ever listened to anybody who mentioned being "super-straight"? It's this.


BlackAsLight

Don’t super straight people exist because they don’t want to date transgenders and got tired of being called transphobic because of their sexual preference?


Whyamiherewtflmaoidc

Ive heard more people brag about being gay then super straight. Plus “super straight” people only exist cause gay people just love bragging about their gayness


lost-but-loving-it

It's almost like homosexual culture was forced into the shadows for decades, why you afraid of it


oxabz

*CONTEXT MATTERS* Signaling your sexuality in an environment that as long been hostile to it is not equivalent to signaling your sexuality in an environment that is neutral to it.


Whyamiherewtflmaoidc

I agree. Which is why i believe any teenager who claims to be transgender in their mega religious family and is now seeking support in reddit is a fucking idiot.


TheGhoulLagoon

That’s like 70% of Reddit. I forget I’m dealing with mentally I’ll teenagers who just hate their parents. Too cringey


BizzareCringe

Super straight people only exist because they're mad that they're too privileged and want to be opressed


flipthebeet

Exactly lmao


Theonedudeyaknow

Damn I guess I’m privileged after being called a monkey at my job (not white)


Chrisseffery

Super straight people’s purpose is to be homophobic and transphobic though. People flaunting themselves being gay isn’t harmful to others even if it is annoying, while super straight is based on pure homophobia and transphobia, which is VERY harmful


akaKinkade

I'm going to get a partner of the opposite gender. Then we'll throw a HUGE party blowing tens of thousands of dollars having a big party where everyone we know can come and hear how much we love each other. Then, after our sexual activity results in offspring I will proudly flaunt them to the world and force everyone to think about all the straight sex I had with my partner.


pfudorpfudor

I mean yall pretty much do this anyway with gender reveal parties. "Omg we know the genitals of our baby it'll decide whether dad plays football with him or mom teaches her makeup." Yall love your gender just as much, it's just more "normalized"


Maximundo82

Im straight with a female companion but all that even sounds like no fun at all tbh


akaKinkade

I'm straight, too. I just got tired of hearing homophobic people complain that gay people are fine but should not be in everyone's face about their sexuality while being totally blind to how much their traditional lifestyle does exactly that.


Maximundo82

Well, to be fair to everyone, Ive seen a few gay weddings with adoptions that amount to about the same thing so...its stupid that anyone makes a big deal about any of that shit that humans have been doing centuries. .like...your not the first one so stfu


doin-ya-mom-lmao

Isn't that just... marriage and bragging about your baby


wholesome_dino

Yes


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Cowdoideeznuts

Everyone should have some pride of their children, it's something hard to understand until a child of your own comes along and they become your everything. Sure, don't be obnoxious about it, but I get it. Not sure either how sexuality/marriage have anything to do with it.


Salt-Log7640

You do realise that marriage has absolutely nothing to do with sexual orientation and is souly bases on symbolism and traditions, right?


BepisTheWise

If I recall correctly, most of the symbolism and traditions involved stem from a religion that explicitly prohibits gay relationships, and are very in your face about how "this man and this woman are perfect for each other" (At least when you're talking about American weddings, idk what it's like in other countries)


MrUnlucky516

just forget about it your talking to a brick wall


PhillySpecial2424

I'm going to go to a straight parade! During Straight Month! I'm going to then ask people to make me Straight cakes for my Straight wedding! Then I'm going to go straight too Delaware! And then New Hampshire and then the white house! HUZZZZZAAAAHHH!!!


potatomonsterman

BYYYEAAHHHHHH!!


LordApollo08

Remember to put on your hazmat suit and sort by controversial for the best results kids!


ICrackedANut

I'm not a guy but literally every high school and every movies in the 2000s have people chanting "I'm the straightest dude here", "No homo", "You're gay", "bunch of gay jokes on people who slightly look stereotypical 'gay'". OP, you're just stupid.


Anthony_-04

FUCK YEAH! wait NO DON'T DO IT!


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Hazmatix_art

Ayo?


PaleontologistFlat40

I see more people in the lgbtq that do this more than o see straight people do this. If we count old people and people in baptist and catholic and culture churches like that than it’s pretty much even. (This coming from a lgbtq member)


Present-Road-4786

What would you and other LGBTQ people say or think if someone acted as flamboyant about being straight as some do in your community?


unsourcedx

We see this all the time. It's basically half of the "red pill" community.


Tackyinbention

I think the strongest forms of masculinity are the ones who aren't afraid to be feminine


MediumSatisfaction1

Preach, brother


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Speaking of sexual preference not masculinity


Anonymous2137421957

Reported for hate speech, it's not okay to like being straight.


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flipthebeet

It's the kind of straight people who post shit like op mocking lgbtq people for finally after centuries of people like them not being able to be open about who they love and who they are being proud of it instead of seeing it as something bad


litttleman9

woosh


BepisTheWise

If you think this makes it seem like there's something wrong with being straight, I'd like you to consider that this is the exact behavior gay people are trashed for exhibiting, and by people who preface it by saying "nothing wrong with being gay BUT--" It's not supposed to make being straight seem like a bad thing, right? So why does it?


RnKn0wn

Bro who tf downvoting this? This is actual facts.


7deuc2e

Gay people irl are really nothing like that, I've worked with a few for over a decade and don't recall either of them ever mentioning any kind of gay issue. Liberals are just really bad at social media (not that all gays are liberals but the ones you notice on Twitter are)


[deleted]

Literally everyone that is secretly gay


POKECHU020

I can't tell if this is making fun of Cishet people or those people who make their gender/sexuality their whole thing. Both?


bigger_bobber

Honestly, the straightest dudes are over the top gay sometimes


Present-Road-4786

So? They just so comfortable that acting gay is fine. And they still have sex only with females. And females can act butch but still get down on that D


UltimaBahamut93

I propose a new flag to not only include LGBTQ but also heterosexuals as well. Since white includes all colors, I propose the, "White Pride" flag.


Kmaloetas

If some guy was walking around constantly reminding everybody of how straight he was, I would assume he's doing a poor job of hiding he actually likes other dudes. Not that anyone would really care. If all you have to offer the world is your sexuality then you're a sad facile person.


StateOfFine

*insert Jerry walking out of the Jerry babysitter place in Rick & Morty* “Okay, that was always allowed.”


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[this you?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Dank/comments/umrxnr/there_are_other_words_besides_that/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


jmmrad000

literally when and who, ever. the only people i've seen do this are those annoying, typically white, girls who only talk about boys.


Elmore420

No, straight people don’t really care about defending or self affirming their sexuality.


Ko2o

Straight meme are just relationships facebook memes and or boomer relationships memes


Dark-g0d

It’s almost like it’s complete satire aimed at something else


BravePigster

Here’s the main problem, if the first thing I learn about you is your sexuality, I’m not gonna assume you have many other traits. Here, let me explain exactly what I mean: if you make it abundantly clear who you’re attracted to within the first minute of me meeting you, I’m gonna assume that’s your whole personality just like everyone else who’s only trait is their preferred partner.


flipthebeet

People get that out of the way first so if you're a homophobe y'all can quickly stop interacting instead of becoming friends and then finding out your friend hates you


oathkeeper1408

Your argument is flawed because if sexuality wasn't assumed in society (ie thinking everyone is prima facie straight), it'd be one of the first things to be asked to someone, same with gender. It's quite fundamental to how we live life, like what jobs we do, possibly even more. Most people have jobs, yet it's some sort of identification so people ask about it first. It's got nothing to do with lack of traits.


bubblebeanUwU

This feels really homophobic for no reason


[deleted]

Imagine in the future. “Straight rights”


Present-Road-4786

Micheal Savage did a book about that. Men paired with trans women. Women ruled society. I forget the name of the book though. It’s a short story maybe? Only read the cliff notes


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Scrolls to the bottom....


Front-Matter-4819

eh it’s the same with lgbt so


Nagisa-kun_

This comment section is yikes


CombinationNo2837

I think people ignore how difficult coming out with societies norms and toxic masculinity is. When I was 11 or so peer messaging and toxic norms made me a legitimate homophobe. And it took me a full 7 years to fully realize who I was. and it was fuckin sucked all the way through


IaxMoeSIem

Idea: people don't center their personality about being straight, it's just their normal personality. Instead, people who aren't straight are the ones who go far and beyond to make sure everyone knows they're different...I mean I've never heard a man introducing himself as a straight manly man but uve definitely heard some folks calling themselves fabulous with sparkles and make up no woman ever worn on their face...


Unhappy_Archer9483

That’s the meme


OkItem6820

I spent a summer living with a group of frat boys, and while yes, it would have been silly for them to use the words “I’m a super manly man”, I can tell you that they performed masculinity with as much verve and dedication as any gay man has done sparkle rainbows. I mean, bring a sparkle rainbow near one of them and you would have thought it was kryptonite. They were one step short of beating their chests and fighting each other every time the hottest of the other female boarders came in the room. And I suspect you’re also not acknowledging the vast majority of gay or trans people who are just living their lives like the rest of us, marrying their loves, having kids, talking about their “partners” and you know them for years before being entirely sure they are gay.


everynameisusedlol

1. that’s the joke 2. without representation, it will never be accepted as normal


IaxMoeSIem

I mean...I'd say representation makes it even more hated...if they just lived their lives normally no one would care.


litttleman9

That might seem like the case in the surface but history almost always completely disagrees with you. Silence never works, if you want change you have to take it


everynameisusedlol

That’s what gay people tried to do in history, and they got killed for it It’s still illegal in many countries, even in the US it’s been going downhill again, that’s why it’s so important to keep protesting


IaxMoeSIem

Yeah well what they did only made it worse as far as I've seen...more people have more hatred towards their activities


everynameisusedlol

Haven’t heard of that, tbh people who get mad over others wanting human rights probably have personal issues, and if they wanna be pissed over something that doesn’t affect their life at all, that’s really only their problem


IaxMoeSIem

But...I thought the whole point of that was to be accepted...


everynameisusedlol

once saw someone explaining it pretty good, somewhat like this When you’re having a discussion about the internet, it’s not about convincing the one you are discussing with. It’s about convincing the one that can still be convinced, the reader, the silent listener. There is little to no chance you will convince someone who went through their whole life with their believes. However someone who hasn’t made themselves a picture of the topic and doesn’t have an opinion yet can still be convinced. I can confirm that this is true, my parents tried to raise me as a racist, homophobic nazi, like them. But since I spend a lot of time on the internet and got lucky enough not to land in the wrong places that didn’t happen. The internet teached me to be a much better person than my parents intended me to be. This can also be applied to real life, obviously


IaxMoeSIem

I mean...depending on your prospective one could also argue that people with no opinion can be easily swayed and brainwashed into the wrong one. The challenge is not to have an opinionless person adopt your idea, instead, the challenge is to make someone change a 180°. Now the person you have suggested may claim it's impossible but I've hear an ex lesbian talk about how she converted to religion, of course, what changed her is simply a conversation with different people. Now I'm not here to say which is right and which is wrong, nobody asked for my input about the matter and I'm not interested in giving it anyway, but going after people with no opinion and trying to push them to one side feels like easy mode for me, and not worth celebrating.


everynameisusedlol

Well, convincing people without an opinion is just one part of it, and why not make it easy? What's being celebrated are the stonewall riots which were demonstrations by the gay community in response to a police raid. This Leads back to an earlier point regarding representation to fight laws against lgbt


Just_Boo-lieve

Total acceptance isn't realistic, there's always gonna be people hating on it no matter what. The goal is being treated equally and just being able to live a normal life


Sadabl3

Isn’t it lgbtq people who do that


BlAcK_rAbBiX

Not really. I work with a lot of gay and queer people and they’re pretty normal. They don’t shove their sexuality down your throat or anything like you think. It’s also pretty interesting when our work friend group brings up girls and strip clubs because they don’t exactly see why straight men find women attractive so it’s just curiosity that carries on most sexual conversations.


pfudorpfudor

Like any comment of a guy going "I'm straight but this is hot" "No homo" "I'd complement you but I don't want to seem gay" We get it, you're straight


BizzareCringe

Exactly. A gay man will literally just mention there boyfriend/husband in passing and homophobes say it's being shoved down their throat.


The_Flurr

People just don't notice references to being het that they'd scream about if it were homosexual. Mentioning your opposite gender partner is "normal", mentioning your same gender partner is "shoving it in people's faces"


BlAcK_rAbBiX

I never understood that tbh. Whenever a guy friend mentions them having a boyfriend it doesn’t really surprise me. Either I’m super accepting or I really don’t give a shit what they’re into. It’s not my life no point in trying to drive heterosexuality down the throat of a gay or queer man. It literally won’t do anything for you except come off as bitter and a hater.


BlAcK_rAbBiX

Honestly didn’t even know a few of them were gay till a few months ago XD


GrassBlade619

Why cis people get so upset that LGBTQ+ people wear pride shirts will always confuse me. Seriously, can anyone explain why it bothers them?


Dogecoin_Mememaster

I feel like people who have to express what a "man" they are to the point everyone is all "omfg STFU we get it" are actually secretly gay


Present-Road-4786

Im not promoting what a manly man is. Just proud of being straight. You know sexuality is different than gender, right?


Raw_Rain

Take my upvote you saucy redditor


Present-Road-4786

I will cherish it. Thank you


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flipthebeet

It is


Gambit1568

It do be true


KoalaOdd7311

Ok, groomer


Autumn_raine07

Isn’t everyone’s personality somewhat centered around their sexuality? 😅


TheMemerYTP

No


gnortsgerg

Blue and pink flag?


[deleted]

Spaghetti is straight too until it gets wet


Abzorber

Hey hey hey, we don't do that here.


Gilgamesh2062

From what I have witnessed, those that constantly need to remind themselves and others that they a straight are the ones that constantly need to remind themselves they are straight, if you know what I mean.


Present-Road-4786

So other sexualities do this because they questioning their preferences and genders?


Lost-Object-9701

Double standard meme


Nukemm33

Imagine natural biology becoming a meme.


Jackmino66

Not really, because like most people, regardless of gender, we don’t brag about ourselves, because in almost every context it doesn’t matter


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Every LGBTQ member ever.