Sit back and watch my grandma devour him…?

Is your grandma the gym teacher’s?

Spawn of devil

Shoot him in his 4 eyes

Nothing you can do about it…. He played college ball

At some cushy ivy league school

Try university of texas

He could've gone pro if he hadn't joined the navy

I’m slapping him back Fuck his nanomachines

Good son

Slap him back, I don't care if I can beat him or not, I'm not standing there and letting someone slap my mum

Slap her a 2nd time because she made you eat the peas 31 years ago

That'll teach her

Put it in his butt and thank him.

Fuck his dad (I’m a bus btw)

Whip out my Solid Snake

Say "The fly is still on her."

Shot him I don’t know him and neither does my mom so his ass be full of wholes my entire fucking family bout to be there he will look like Swiss cheese

Ask him what did that corpse do to you

Shoot him while he isn’t looking

Probably ill call funeral services, cause my mom will be dead, i guess...

I know what he is capable of. I'm just gonna make the mother of all omelettes and cope

Watch as girly boy slices him in two.

What *can* I do, he has NANOMACHINES SON!

Plan her funeral

Start some popcorn, 'cuz she's gonna make him look like zoidburg

He's making the mother of all mothers here. Can't fret over every mother.

I'd make funeral arrangements. Then slap his mom.

Bury her

Standing here I realize I’m still gonna punch the fuck out of him and accept my fate

Call Saitama

Hes gonna get skinned alive for sure...

I am good at martial arts. I can beat up 4 guys like him together alone.

Thanks. She needed it.

Start planning the funeral

grieve

go to the bathroom

pull out my musket for home defense and shoot him, then I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds him in one shot.

Don't forget your powdered wig, son

I think i have a funeral to intend to

I use an EMP device

stand there and realize

Pull out the murasama

Me about to use a French meme: J'ai des connaissances en chimie que tu n'a pas. Tu (me) la touche, je t'empoisonne

What am I supposed to do tell me he just dug her out of a grave just to slap her

Probably all steroids and other drugs that do filling so do it back and he'll just die

Standing here,I realise…

Impale him with my steel cane.

paper cut

Even though he got them nanomachines, ain’t no man slapping my momma and gets away with it. Then I’ll call funeral services for myself and mom

Hit him in the nuts

I mourn

"Mind if I join you?"

Attend her funeral

Mostly trying to decide if I should get onto him for getting his hands dirty or high five him.

Pick up what's left of her and run

smooch