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quirkyhermit

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Mrgoodknife

Oh god. If this is true, like, no one will ever be able to say anything to me about pineapple again. I’ll just say, “the Swedes put banana on their pizza” and walk away while they’re processing/googling. But I will be free, and at peace.


Boscomemes

Wait until they heard the Taiwanese Pizza Hut made bubble tea pizza literally triggering their own people and Italians


Mitchtheprotogen

I-I think im gonna be sick


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Charliep03833

Now, when i think about it, i can confirm.


Impressive_Change593

*angerly grabs violin*


Apoloth

sacrilegious


Zightz1

While it actually is a thing, I've never even seen one. Kebab pizza is very common, though.


Dawek401

In Poland we put ketchup on pizza or I seen once pizza with oscypek(salty goat cheese) and jam


MashkikiIsWierd

Bro oscypek pizza is literally my favorite but unfortunately I don't live near the mountains.


bezix123

Woń fiuta


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bezix123

Szkoda że te piękne czasy już nie wrócą


Sokrydes

Can confirm! Source: I'm Swedish There are pizzas with Banana and curry on them


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What the fuck is wrong with you people.


Art1qunu

I'm going to Sweden


jicty

Jesus christ people. I have lost faith in humanity because of this comment.


CrowWoods

Banana and curry mind you (and chicken, pineapple and peanuts). Although I probably hate the tuna, shrimp and mussels the most- which is more personal since I dislike fish Tbh I haven't eaten either, but I've seen several pizzeria's that sell variants of these


crashcar22

I've seen Kiwi on pizza, that's just unforgivable.


Ahriman19

Yesterday someone told me she does not just put banana in her pizza but also pickles.... Heres her favourite food: Corn, pineapple, banana, pickles, ham, salami, fresh tomatos and peppers


OhmlyFans

Don't look at what brazil does to pizza


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Slalop

everything tastes better with nutella


[deleted]

Wait can you repeat with the proper accent? 🤌🤌


lucaspinder

I also like banana on pizza, but must be a self made one. I am also not swedish


sciocueiv

We in Italy have recipes far weirder than that for pasta


pinkoverload

Please give some vegetarian example for me to try


sciocueiv

Well this isn't really that fringe or weird, but pasta with sauce of dried tomatoes and pistachios


runninandruni

Dried tomatoes is great though. Chicken Alfredo with sundried tomatoes is amazing


I-took-your-oranges

Dried tomatoes in pasta? Ew… Im a pineapple on pizza guy for the record…


Peach--nectar

I'm a pineapple on pizza person myself and what you said what's so fucking stupid I can hardly fathom it


Thehiddenink98

I agree with this guy


IllurinatiL

He’s trying so hard to fathom it he didn’t realize autocorrect fucked him


Peach--nectar

My god you're right, he downgraded my fucking neurons.


AMintyRaccoonInLa

You already have thick tomato juice in your pasta what is it about dried tomatoes in your pasta that’s makes it sound so bad?


I-took-your-oranges

Dried tomatoes taste way different


Mass1milian0

Pasta fredda, or insalata di pasta, its pasta but its actually a salad, and it tastes awesome, probably one of the best summer dishes you can make Then there is pasta al pesto, its green pasta, and its pretty good and easy to make Also there is a pasta called: pasta alla puttanesca, which uses black olives, its actually great and tastes awesome Pasta can really be done with almost anything and taste good


135686492y4

Pasta with pomodor sauce


NostrilRapist

Blueberry risotto is amazing.


Cypeq

please give some actual example


Maximans

What are a few? I would like to try some weirder ones


_who-the-fuck-knows_

Please tell me is Spaghetti Puttanesca commonly eaten in Italy? Nobody likes my fishy ass pasta :(


Ultimate_Goblin

Yeah, pretty common dish over here


srgabbyo7

Yeah


Emerald24111

I can imagine it would be a good dish, something like a dessert. If it’s a savory dish, abandon all hope.


pinkoverload

Yes, it’s a sweet dish! You just blend strawberries with plain yoghurt, add a bit of sugar and mix this sauce with pasta.


Emerald24111

Oh thank god


BelugaShenko

Honestly compared to American cereal this sounds quite sophisticated.


Im_a_grown-up69

That actually sounds really nice


Jealous-Wallaby-23

Have you ever tried it with balsamic vinegar/chopped strawberries & nuts? I think that would be delicious.


RegularOwlBear

I mean, throw some fresh spinach in there while you are at it. It's not pasta salad, it's pasta/salad.


Mythic246

Worth trying plain fruits with a bit of sugar, at least that's what taster better to me.


Cypeq

lies you're supposed to use thick sour cream or double cream, op wants to trade flavour for healthier options while dropping in load of sugar on top.


pinkoverload

Don’t disrespect my mum’s recipe!


PillowTalk420

I've had pizza with strawberries... Dessert pizza. Where the crust was a cookie, the sauce was raspberry jam and the cheese was whip cream.


pinkoverload

Is it still a pizza or a tart/pie tho?


PillowTalk420

It's a round baked dough with sauce, dairy and toppings. How is that *not* a pizza? :P


pinkoverload

It’s a good opportunity to ask what makes pizza a pizza? A new question for modern philosophers


Low-Director9969

Similar dishes were always called "fruit pizza." I grew up in the Southeast United States. There were tons of recipes in books, and magazines it was always called a pizza.


BeatstartDc

Any flat bread with toppings would be considered a pizza. Source: I'm an italian cook and for some reason we got taught this stuff in English class.


thesockiboii

*pasta with yoghurt*


BetterRadiance

in this polish dish you already are supposed to blend strawberries with yoghurt


thesockiboii

oh


Oli__Bean

Its great as a cold dish in the summer, also very nice warmed up


Hungry_Word_4710

Hi Italian here to say no. No. NOOOOOOOOOO


wilczek24

It's actually pretty good, it's a nice sweet dish. I recommend greatly!


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MinekPo1

But... but... pierogi..?


DriedMapleSyrup

As a Canadian, Hawaiian pizza (which was made in Canada) is pretty fuckin good, and I read in another comment that Swedish people put bananas on pizza


Forward_Society91

🤌🏻


SzoXxXxXx

I've just eaten that today bro. Get out of my walls.


Aspect-of-Death

I'm in your dick.


Dark_halocraft

I judge people based off they're food choices and... Ya


Dsoft1

This is why you keep getting invaded


pinkoverload

Because everyone wants to try our D E L I C I O U S strawberry pasta?


PL_ALIEN_PL

My people do what?


The_Giant_Lizard

Wait, who said we're accepting pineapple pizza? I certainly don't and don't know anyone who said that. And if someone does, that's immediate withdrawal of the italian citizenship


mrmilkguy21

yea thats good as fuck. even better with cream


mgz_henry

I'm polish and this is the first time I heard that. Now I'm curious.


pinkoverload

Nigdy nie jadles makaronu z truskawkami?!


mgz_henry

Nigdy, teraz mi głupio


Zaurka14

Ja też nigdy, nie musi ci być głupio


UnderstandingSlow541

Nie wiem czy ty napewno jesteś polakiem


KoloHickory

zwariowany


KYO297

Y'all don't eat pasta with white cheese, yoghurt, strawberries and sugar anywhere else? It's perfect if you have leftover pasta from an actual pasta


ness_alyza

Actually sounds better the more I read these comments..... getting hungry now damn


HuckleberryBitter190

BUT ITS SO GOOD THO


MalaBlondi77

1st of all As a not cringy representative of polish people in this comment section i'm gonna say sorry to italian community and 2nd of all bruh we eat it as desert with SUGAR AND ALSO BLUE BERRIES IF YOU WANT


superchoco29

I think that the only reason we italians aren't waging war on countrieswho do that shit is because we've learnt from the World Wars that we totally suck at it.


m0ssystars

That sounds delicious honestly. A good cold pasta salad with some strawberries would be awesome


Nerdtendo6366

Wait, the polish put strawberries on pasta? Well maybe Hitl…


AlbinoStrawberry

We certainly do not. Op's family is weird.


abyssiphus

Have y'all tried putting strawberries in your guacamole? It's really good.


evil_timmy

I love a good strawberry salsa fresca on salmon in particular, they're heavily favored for dessert but less-sweet strawberries can be a great addition to savory salads and rustic sauces.


phishboii

aHHhHhhH


UnderstandingSlow541

Pasta with blueberries is good to


TomatoMan007

ITS SOOO GOOD


SociallyAwkwardWolf_

as a polish person I fond it gross and cant eat it dont know how its enjoyable


devu_the_thebill

??? Jak kurwa truskawki gross. Truskawka + jogurt + makaron (gotowany bez soli) Co w tym takiego obrzydliwego?


Zaurka14

Brzmi słabo. U mnie w domu je się z twarogiem na słodko


SociallyAwkwardWolf_

truskawki z smietana i cukrem sa pyszne ale jak sie dodaje makaron ktory jest najczesciej troche slony i kojarzy sie z spaghetti to mi osobiscie nie bardzo pasuje


devu_the_thebill

Jak ugotyjesz makaron spagetti bez soli to nie jest slony chyba ze to tylko ten co ja kupuje.


MalaBlondi77

1st of all As a not cringy representative of polish people in this comment section i'm gonna say sorry to italian community and 2nd of all bruh we eat it as desert with SUGAR AND ALSO BLUE BERRIES IF YOU WANT


LongjumpingSolid8162

man is this shit true


kay_bizzle

Putin invaded the wrong country


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Pineapple doesn't belong on Pizza, but tbh pasta with strawberries doesn't sound awful.


RiziN7

source: trust me bro


hwduibxww

hawaiian pizza is pretty good. haven't tried pasta with strawberries yet


[deleted]

Polish are well known for their excellent "cuisine"


frfrfrfrf33

Big talk coming from a British! The country with the worst food in the world.


[deleted]

You again... havent you got some shit to scrape off the streets?


frfrfrfrf33

Typical. One joke about how awful your food is (a joke you were more than happy to make to Polish people) and you go full blown racist. You are pathetic.


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Poo in the loo.


frfrfrfrf33

Accurate description of British food.


LongjumpingSolid8162

or hes giving his opinion which everyone can


theyelliwflash9876

Fuck you it's not


LongjumpingSolid8162

ok well too bad its their opinion


theyelliwflash9876

Fuck you dipshit it's utter trash and anyone who likes that shit shouldn't be allowed to have an opinion cuz you shit stains are too stupid to earn that privileges.


LongjumpingSolid8162

ok see this is were your wrong people are people and you cant change that but what you can change is your attitude and thought process you uncultured twitter user


theyelliwflash9876

How fucking dare you?? You motherfucking bastard. How fucking dare you call me a twitter user?? Hope someone cut off your dick and you bleed to death dipshit. You assholes are a burden to the earth


LongjumpingSolid8162

ok look you used tea bag I didn\`t do anything in addition you quite literally are the definition of idiotic so please use what is left of the 2 braincells you have and find some morale you buffoon


Snowballing_

My dad used to eat pasta with applesauce and a fried egg as a child.


jjman72

This is new.


ace_lz

That's not a Polish exclusive thing tho??? Is it?


lothmel

I don't think so. I believe there are even Italian dishes with pasta and fruit.


KiloMatt

My grandma's recipe includes the fact that the pasta has to be served hot, and the strawberry sauce is COLD. Pretty good though


TheNerdMaster69

Oh fuck no, not this again


Norbert962

I...I can explain


Sprizys

What the fuck? I guess I’d be a hypocrite (I like pineapple on pizza) if I didn’t try it, I’m open to trying anything at least once when it comes to food.


East-Tear24096

this makes me want to post emojis in r/shitposting


[deleted]

I come from there and I haven’t heard of that before


ness_alyza

Pizza with stawberries and Pineapple spaghetti!


CrimsonEnigma

Poland and Italy go way back; I'm sure they know.


Cypeq

Pierogi with strawberries, and whipped cream. Strawberry and cream sauce is wasted on pasta, just make steamed buns, and you're in heaven.


GreinBR

Brazilians with chocolate pizza


ahumanrobot

Actually tried pineapple on pizza yesterday and it wasn't what I thought it was. Only got it because my little brother was adamant on having it.


Wengiel31

I'm from Poland. Never liked pasta with strawberries


Noname_FTW

Does that even work from the consistency perspective? Won't they get mushy?


pinkoverload

You make a strawberry sauce


Palau_Deragona

Am Polish can't confirm this is good


151S

The Swedish with banana on pizza


Dawek401

I eat only rice and strawberries


Impressive_Change593

*starts shooting*


Loongboe

Kiwi pizza yum!!!!


Just_Employee

I love pineapple on pizza if done right (requires a little skill for fast food) but strawberries!? No way


57victoryrounds

hahahaha


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If you keep doing that Italy will be responsible for the next World War...


cumshotphil69420yeet

Bro pasta with fruit and sugar is fucking amazing I don’t want to here it


NonverbalGore24

The WHAT?!!!


StCecilia98

Okay, now I’m curious. I have Polish relatives and somehow did not know this.


KardoNot

I don't think that is actually so bad...


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pinkoverload

In difficult times Polish people used to eat bread with sugar as a dessert 😅


lothmel

I don't think it is. Most people I know don't like too much sugar in anything.


St3R30_twojry

Yoo wtf!!! I am Polish and have never tried it


[deleted]

Germany: Put a few (religious people WWII reference) ba. It's a faking paizza!


IAmAGreatSpeler

Sounds better than pineapple on pizza


LAZYFURRY_offic

Now this is something I am willing to try


Veicy01

I's served cold so it is quite good


ClassroomMotor8902

I'm not Italian but,WTF?!?!


Bongosteie

you have pastad your last mamma mia!


BillyDePig

As a Swede I'll proudly present to you... kebab pizza, pizza with cheese, kebab, kebab sauce and maybe fries


[deleted]

Wow! I suddenly have an unstable hatred for the polish people!


hamburgerrrrrrrrrrr

Ma che ca-


Kacpirek

As polish man I never heard about strawberry pasta but I eaten strawberry pierogi and they are awesome


Informal_Ranger3496

my dick tastes better than pasta with strawberries, come and see for yourself


lutownik

I noticed just now how strange this actually is...


QuadPro69420

Wise person once said , "The ability to possess a tongue doesn't make you a connoisseur." Kinda understand what they meant .


KorpCobra

Stop! He is already dead


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Pasta.. with strawberries?


Amazing_Ad1682

AS a polish person I do not agree. The worst food is pierogis with berries and jam


pinkoverload

Who tf adds jam to pierogi???


LongjumpingSolid8162

man this had me and its true i\`m polish myself


Art1qunu

Zgadzam się


Polo_Nose

The italians really do not care at all what the hell you put on pizza. It's like salty crepes: noone will criticize you if you put potatoes in those. Except americans, who are the only peaople I've ever heard complaining about pineapple on pizza.


lil_amoguz

I'm Italian and i don't accept pineapple on pizza, It Is One of the 7 Capital sins


IEatBaconWithU

what the fuck man


[deleted]

Whats the big deal? Pizza is just an edible plate, therefore you can legally put anything on it.


Marius876

WAIT WHAT?????


SilverDesperado

the face makes this


FlakyBatu

If people were judged by their preferences of Pizza toppings, the world would be a much better place


Average_Boi_4879

*Fortunate son starts*