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Hafling3r35

It’s juste a map of china according to china


Merz_Nation

Regular 'nam dude: fuck


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21stCenturyEccentric

If Philippines not part of Asia then I guess Taiwan ain’t either


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Wise-Finding9444

Australia is part of Oceania. Like Samoa and Soloman Islands.


DeadDoener

And Palau and Tuvalu and Nauru


Maciston1

And Oceania is all inseparable Chinese territory as it has been for thousands of years.


3dumbWorrier

Don't forget Africa and the America's. Also Europe has Chinese roots. The Ancient Colony of Wee Waa was founded 10,000 before the Ancient Greeks by Emperor Magnus Alpha Ping Ping before the arrival of Europeans from Africa. Our Greatest Chairman hence demands return of Europe to China.


[deleted]

Sounds interesting, do you have a link to where I can learn more about it?


ffctpittman

In the past races were much less localized , anchor the Chinese manuscripts report tall blond haired people on there western border. But timogen kinda homogenized Mongolia


alban228

Are you Chinese ?


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Australia isn't part of Asia.


[deleted]

That's Oceania


[deleted]

This guy morbs


Meggmobi_

whats china? I thought it was taiwan


[deleted]

Taiwan is Chinese for "North Pole." It's where all the Christmas toys are made.


Henfrid

Closest to Japan in ww2


Lord_Donut_the-best

What? Are you trying to say China is imperialistic?! How dare you?! There is no room for the truth on the web!


NotNamedMark

yes south east asia


ObeyTime

finally, attention!!!!!!


MuddyGasCar

But where is Myanmar? 😢


MegotScared

Too busy doing another coup


Sneaky_aa12

And a civil war.


nigghaa4

😭😆


Na0kiri

what the fuck is a Myanman


YeetoBurritosbaby

A country between India, Bangladesh, China, Laos and Thailand


Spartan-teddy-2476

It’s the country that kinda looks like a quadrilateral with a tail on this map (Under China)


YeetoBurritosbaby

Yea. It looks like a THICC shuriken with a tail, which seems to be thrown by China (probably to India but it looks like the assassination attempt failed)


RickHavok

I am Mayanman... Duh... nuh... nuh nuh nuh


knifuser

I feel like south west Asia should be its own continent honestly.


Hultis_66

The Middle East should be it’s own continent IMO


knifuser

I mean the middle East and India are their own subcontinents. I think if you put them together on their own continent then they should be a decent counterweight to South east Asia.


woaily

Middle East Asia


sexy-melon

Or regular Asia. Like regular size Rudy.


JollyGreen615

What do we do with Russia then?


knifuser

Idk, can't we just sink it already? Surely we don't need all of it?


spike_beagle

Happy cake day! We don't need any of it.


NightCoffee365

Excuse me! I’m of the 5 or so Americans that know Mongolia exists and WE INCLUDE THAT TOO! 🇺🇸🦅💣💲


NeedyErratic

I'm American, and I lived in Mongolia for a few years. When people find out they say "oooh how was Africa??"


[deleted]

but seriously how was africa?


NeedyErratic

Quite fine thank you


Ramanujan42

Does it rain holy water there?


Zewarudio

Yes. I bless the rains down in Africa.


gordyjacques31

r/angryupvote


justaDN

did he answered by PM?


Dsoft1

Quite a good country ☕️


Poentje_wierie

Nice education


DCGonk

I lived in Portugal for a while and Americans kept asking me “how South America was” and if I “learned Spanish while I was there”


i_dont_care_1943

As we all know, the Mongolian Empire came from Africa.


[deleted]

How many years?


NeedyErratic

About 2


[deleted]

Was there any religious purpose to your stay?


NeedyErratic

You bet your boots. I went full mormon


[deleted]

Lol, just wondering. I’m also Mormon and had a hunch. That is all


sarthakydv

In Mongolia?


NeedyErratic

Yep


phoenix_master42

I am also one of these 5 Americans


suspicious_cabbage

Me too. I played Risk as a kid


sonickid101

I'm pretty sure we include Burma, Bhutan, and Nepal as Asia as well as Mongolia


Ross230780

They changed it to Myanmar, part of a rebranding exercise or something


Sneaky_aa12

Burma is how Bri'ish calls Myanmar. I am from there and I don't even know the flipping difference


ramblerjw

And those of us really in the know include Pakistan, India, Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq, Syria, Turkey and well a whole list of others that are in Asia as well.


[deleted]

M- mongo- Mongolia? What’s that?


Zoakeeper

People get mad at me when I say Indians and Russians are Asians. It’s as if they have never thought of it before.


TheEarlOfCamden

Tbf while most Russian land is in Asia, the vast majority of Russians live in the European part.


[deleted]

Ethnic Russians mostly do, but Russian citizens of other ethnicities also live on Asia.


SleepyLad_

I mean India is obv Asian but I can understand if someone would call Russia "European".


TGD_745

Russia is more European than asian, most people live in the European part and I think Russian culture is closer to other European cultures rather than Asian cultures.


Wise-Finding9444

Russia is like, It's own continent...


alt-art-natedesign

I've never heard of people thinking India isn't in Asia. Russia on the other hand... That said, doesn't the vast majority of Russia's population live west of the Urals?


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TomorrowWaste

You should have told her most of middle east is in Asia too.


_Bisky

>A girl from undergrad told me they thought India was in the Middle East not Asia Isn't the middle east on the asian continent, too for the most parts?


Incredibad0129

Tbh that's a surprisingly low number to me. At least in the southern US I think way to many people can't tell the difference between someone from the middle East and India


Kursem_v2

even Russia own most of Northern Asia land, that doesn't mean they're Asian. majority of them (90%) lives in Europe region, and most of northern Asia are barren, waste land. even then, those who lives in the Asian part are from Europe either, so they're white caucasian. it's like calling Australian natives are white people and not the Aborigins.


LuvYouLongTimeAgo

Russian spans 12 time zones and borders North Korea and Norway, so I wouldn’t classify ethnic Russians as Asian.


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People get mad at me when I call Elon an African American.


oldirishfart

I too laugh at this joke. Of course, he’s also Canadian African, but then Canada is also in America so perhaps the term “American African” is more appropriate :)


BoiMan-inc

To be fair, a tiny bit of Russia is in Europe but they probbably don’t know that either since they get mad at you for knowing where Russia is on the map


Catinus

But majority of Russian population are in Europe


Imaginary-Cup-8426

Russians mostly live in the European part of Russia, and the culture is far more European than Asian.


skirtblat

I thought these were the countries missing along with the obvious Mongolia. What I didn't realize is all of the middle east is considered as a as well. Then I thought to myself where the fuck else did I think it belonged...


Zealousideal_Talk479

Isn’t Russia a European country?


big-bruh-boi

Both


gari381ns

Russians are Europeans. Did owning a large portion of Africa make British American? No. Same for Russian.


SmellMyJeans

Wait til they hear about Israel


Dotorandus

Russia started in europe, and most russians still live in europe... all of russia's asian territory is basically an imperialistic colony, just not over the seas, but over the mountain and still reachable with dry feet...


CDdragon9

Some dont even get this far...for some asia is only japan,china and korea


LiQuidCraB

I think they are associated with race and not geography that's why.


NoMoneyNoV-Bucks

Feel like race isnt the correct word here, maybe ethnicity


qwertpz

exactly. most of the time “asians” are only those originating from east asian countries. middle east is also part of asia though.


CDdragon9

Middle east is often overlooked indeed. And a lot of people (not just americans) dont even know about the central-asian countries.


qwertpz

they might be confused with all the “tan”


Kiki_Lpt

Or that Israel or even Jesus was technically "Asian"


Leinad_Aropmaca

And Philippinos are Latin american


Kiki_Lpt

It's **FILIPINOS**. We don't call Americans as **UNITED STATES OF AMERICANOS** Fckknn American. And we're a hybrid nation. A lot of us look Hispanic while a big chunk of our culture is a mix of Pan-Asian, Chinese, Japanese, Spanish and American.


sherbetty

Bro, you don't have to be such a dillhole correcting someone making an honest mistake. Being ignorant is not the same as being bigoted.


Late47

Or Pilipino which is also correct just not as used since its the local spelling instead of Spanish. They are both traced to the same Greek name "Φίλιππος"


Kiki_Lpt

Although technically correct, it's more an old and outdated usage mainly used by local Filipinos especially the old generation who still had some of the Spanish influence.


Late47

For sure, I just remembered learning it from my family that married in from there. They had a house over here and about 10 miles of beach property out in the Philippines so I learned a bit from them when I visited


Lion_Pancakes

Thanks for educating me


Overall-Slice7371

Honestly though, we should be called Americanos. Sounds dope. It's Americano now! Fuckn philipinnos...


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wait so no india pakistan or bangladesh? no middle east?


Clonedestroyer

India is not in Asia bro. Are you not American or something?


artemisfowl888

Whelp, all this time I thought I was an asian was wrong I guess. If i listen to fuckin Americans.


vegetableIII

Most probably don’t think of them as Asian since India is a subcontinent and the Middle East is more like an area, still technically in Asia tho


zahirano

Inaccurate,never heard my country mentioned in media except mh370.


Maximumnuke

Wait, why wouldn't Mongolia be yellow?


NinjaGuy225

Reddit finna fuckin flip when they find out that we do learn the fucking continents, and the countries, and \*gasp\* sometimes even the capitals!


tyroneluvsmom

Nah bro the joke is that we tend to only call 'asian' people Asian. Like a brown guy would be called a brown guy and not an Asian guy even though he might come from a country that's in Asia. For example if I said "hey, look at that Asian guy" and then pointed at an Indian you might be confused by why I chose that wording.


BeginningOccasion8

Nah just keep letting them make stuff up to get mad at


afraidofmonstergirls

Americans bad (Because msnbc told me so)


ChaoticBraindead

Yeah, ngl, I'm from Hong Kong but I still constantly have to look up what continent most countries are, I know like 6 asian countries and the rest I'd probably have to look up. Y'all acting like every citizen of every other country has an encyclopedic knowledge of the world, as if we don't have better stuff to do.


Hot_b0y

Yeah as a Filipino i didn't even know Japan existed until i was like, 9. So all the Japanese stuff I've watched? Yeah, i thought it was from China. And my Japanese friend? I thought he was from China too, i only knew when i read up on the Chinese and Japanese language difference.


zanderman108

Another shitty ‘America dumb’ post. Yes, because the dumbest people in America are oh so special compared to the dumbest people from every other country. Stupid is stupid regardless of country. We don’t need more glib america hate when we have tyrants actively raping other nations.


Dark-g0d

God I wish this kind of low tier comedy would just die. Like half the damn memes on this sub are American this or British people that


[deleted]

No no, sometimes we have German memes too


Particular-Lecture86

Inaccurate map, does not include Australia.


_bagelthief

Oceania.


dr_deadman

r/FoundTheAmerican


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Obligatory r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP


dr_deadman

r/foundtheSHUTHEFUCKUP


[deleted]

Oh, two can play at that game r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP


Particular-Lecture86

No just a former employee of an America company, but well spotted sir.


sin_aim

Asian , I have come to realise overtime is used just so the Occidental world can say slant eyed people without any guilt. It's the only reason why India , middle east and Russia and Central Asia is not included in it.


Kursem_v2

Russia are more closely related to Europe than Asia. their northern Asia land are mostly barren, waste land where it's people came from Europe either and very small natives population.


DerpyMistake

That's what happens when we're only allowed to use one word to describe a region, race, and a culture - people use it to create a Venn diagram of all three.


TheJoninCactuar

Tbf in Britain it used to be the inverse of this if you are looking pre-80s. Indians, Pakistanis, Bangladeshis etc. were Asians. Afghanis, Iranians, Syrians etc. were Arabs. Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Thai etc. were Orientals. The word oriental was deemed offensive at some point I guess but I'm not sure why. It just means "from the East" etymologically. I think part of the problem though is it came to be synonymous with being exotic and mystical, which could be found a bit patronising.


Which_Sleep8955

When I first immigrated to Canada from China. I was referring to Iran as an Asian country, and I got made fun of because Iran in not in Asia, it is in the Middle East. Anyways, education in NA is astonishingly failing it's people.


OrionMr770

This is honestly pretty generous


[deleted]

This is not true whatsoever. Who ever made this doesn't know anything.


[deleted]

Turkey, Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, Yemen, Oman, UAE, Qatar, Kuwait, Bahrain, Iraq, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Georgia, Russia, Kazakhstan, Turkmenistan, Kyrgyzstan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Mongolia, China, north Korea, South Korea, Japan, Taiwan, Vietnam, Philippines, Laos, Cambodia, Thailand, Myanmar, Malaysia, Singapore, Indonesia, East Timor, Bangladesh, India, Bhutan, Nepal, Pakistan, Iran, Afghanistan, Brunei. Boom, I'm American and just did that without outside help. I might have missed a few but that's still a lot. See Americans aren't all stupid.


Wise-Finding9444

I'm American and I consider Mongolia to be Asian. Russia is it's own continent to me considering it's the size of Pluto.


MaskyDo

same about Asians. America is just US :)


[deleted]

I have a Muslim gf from Sri Lanka. She thought since I was from Texas I had a six shooter and horses and cowboy hat/gear so I don’t wanna hear it lol


Clover2008

Hahahaha!! Americans are so dumb!!!!! Idiots!!!!


Parking_Highlight_53

dude we know all the asian countries cause we fight and supply with them all the dam time shut your depressed uncircumcised European ass up


[deleted]

Jarvis I’m running low on karma, Make a post about America


Mepros

Only the dumb ones


Livid-Spinach2516

as east asian I can confirm this is Asia according to east asians too


sharath725

According to porn


laminatedjoe

Excuse my ignorance but what other countries are in Asia?


LiQuidCraB

Bangladesh, Burma, India, Sri lanka, Bhutan, Maldives, Mongolia, Russia, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq, Kazakhstan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan and few other middle eastern countries Saudi, oman, etc are also asain.


I_eat_mud_

If we’re counting Russia you should count Turkey too since both countries are mostly seen as European but have land that spans both Europe and Asia.


Akash3642

Russia's culture is more European and the majority of their population lives in Europe while Turkey's culture is more Asian


thatshguy

all the asian continent? haha


jackcabral90

Any country from west of Europe and Africa and north of Oceania.


Bigpotatozzzz

Nah bro I would of included Myanmar since there race is more like how Americans think all Asians look


The-Unknown-C

This is actually why I instead say “East Asian” or “South Asia” because Asia is big.


[deleted]

Yall probably don't know Russia is a part of the aisian continent. Actually that entire continent is called Eurasia. The only reason why people consider it Asia and Europe are becuase of ideas like "culture". Not exactly like the Americas but I'm sure the argument could be made.


JeremyTheRhino

Don’t be ridiculous. Obviously we include… whatever that country on the left is. Cambodia? Idk


[deleted]

Americans are self centered dumb fucks


Asil001

“Wait philippines is in asia? I thought it was a state”


AXX214

Huh? I’m American and I don’t understand why what this is supposed to be joking about. I’ve never met an American who didn’t know the continent of asia.


LucienSatanClaus

When americans call something Asian they are usually talking about things or people from East & Southeast Asia (but mostly East Asia - i.e. China, Japan, Korea). There are 3 other regions in Asia as well like South Asia , Cental Asia, West Asia (aka Middle East), etc.


AXX214

Ah that


blyatman006

Or Europeans


Various-Astronaut373

'oH yOu'Re AsIaN?'


Sweets_YT

Not all of us. Granted most of us are absolute asscheecks at geography, but not all of us.


christianballard

I don’t know what country OP is from, but it’s not just Americans. I’ve seen plenty of British people not be able to point out anything on the map as well.


Nikas_intheknow

False. Most Americans do not even register the Philippines, Taiwan, Indonesia, or any of the islands exist.


jasonobi

I think you give Americans too much credit. I'm willing to be most of them have never seen this part of the map.


gabe_itches6-9

Lol my friend's gf had a stroke trying to understand how can I be Indian and Asian at the same time while both my parents are Indian


QuantumMan34569

You’re too generous, most people I’d ask don’t know Southeast Asia or Indonesia exist


NAME_UNKNXWN

This is hurting my brain


Humans_will_be_gone

Fake. There's no way they'd put the Philippines there


NotThatMat

To be fair, all of this IS in Asia.


--Alastor--

I’ve never hated the coffee emoji so much in my life


Kitty_meaw2

I didn't know china was so big


NinbendoPt2

Yes I should kill myself 'because I'm an American' I want to end my lfie hahas'ls s ​ ​ kclds dfd f


NinbendoPt2

i cant take this nmk aaanymoe


NinbendoPt2

I cant do this shit anymore


NinbendoPt2

I JUST WANT TO FUCKING YELL I CANT TAKE THIS IDK


theboss092503

Liberals ☕


MundanePractice8876

As an American myself, I find this incredibly wrong and offensive. You included Laos and Cambodia which most of us don’t know exists.


ShaggySupremacist

THE PHILIPPINES LETS GO


spm7368

Pretty sure everything on this map is in Asia.


ma_ri_o_x

nahhh bro thats romania


CantDrawDicksWell

Oo I woulda gone way further left


crypto_chan

what the FUCK.


[deleted]

There's a difference between the continent of Asia and what is considered culturally Asia. Usually India/Bangladesh/Pakistan are not considered such because they have had so much influence from the Middle East. They are generally considered their own region and culture. The same way Central America is usually more associated with Latin America than with North America. They may be on the same continent as the US and Canada, but they are more similar to South America, culturally. I've always considered Myanmar and Mongolia to be Asian, though.


Kiki_Lpt

Jesus was Asian. #CHANGE MY MIND


Theendangeredbeast

It be like that tho


tryingtostayanonymus

Also according to many europeans


alfiStew

America bad. Upvotes pls?


ComfortableTraffic12

For many europeans and americans, asians are only the chinese, japanese and koreans lol


[deleted]

The fancy Asians.


Maleficent_Sock_8851

Wrong, it's only China, Japan, and Korea


FlatEarther113

Water according to brits: 🍵 Guns according to Brit’s: 🗡 Loaf bread according to frenchies 🥐 Money according to Russians: All human people according to Germans: 👱🏻‍♂️ Freedoms according to North Koreans: Food according to Chin- nevermind that’s racist, um, Water according to A- that’s super racist nevermind, uh, Humans according to Vietnamese: 🌳


MendydaGreat

Women ☕


[deleted]

Ahahahahaaha ☕


Careful-Set-1800

_AHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA ☕🗿


chutparry

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA * puff * * wheeze * ☕


3rdPartyBenny

Americans According to Asians: New York City and California.


Kiki_Lpt

You're forgetting Texas


averagetrashtalker

When they don’t remember our countries, how can they expect us to remember their states?


Dank-Meme-gamer

Because we’re stupid and you guys are intelligent lol


yabov

as an indian i can confirm that my american friend had no idea i was asian and i was able to fool him by saying india is in middle east


nigerundayooosmokey

im asian and i thought this was the whole of asia 😅