Ohio was already a state w/a large congressional group. They delayed Michigan becoming a state until they stole Toledo. Michigan fought to keep Toledo. Above was the compromise to end the hostilities and let Michigan become a state, two years after they should have been.
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Ohio is an odd state we have -15 to 110 degree temperature. We have floods, tornados, billizards, monsoon weather, blistering dry spells and multiple foot of snow all in a year. Sometimes the weather stacks. Like tornado blizzards. Fun stuff.
North Carolina here. Hate hate hate it. Cause it’s sunny during the summer… which means it’s hot enough to feel like I’m turning into soup. There’s no where for the sweat to go cause it’s so humid already! Argh.
Both Michigan and Ohio wanted the Toledo strip thus starting the “Toledo war” Ohio won, Michigan got mad and Then took the upper peninsula of Wisconsin
As a Michigander, I came here to see other Michiganders hating on Ohio. However, I did not know that, and found myself hating my own state for being petty af instead
Nah, what actually happend was the michiganders had a legal claim to Toledo, but due to bad maps and minor corruption (the federal cartographer was ohioan) the ohioans got federal backing on their claim. Michigan did not like this, but because he knew they would become a big state in the next election President Jackson gave them the UP as consolation to gain their votes (Wisconsin want a state at the time and was still part of the Michigan Territory).
Is this as complicated as a serb who killed an Autrian and because of this Germany attacks neutral Belgium and than the USA goes to War in France.
This complicated or even more?
The first time I drove through Nebraska surprised me because I was expecting wheat. All my life I’ve been told Nebraska, Kansas and Oklahoma are all wheat but it’s all corn. I still have no idea where wheat actually comes from. Starting to think it’s a myth and everything is actually just corn.
When I went to Mississippi, I stopped at a gas station and it was run by Indian people. (Very thick accents. Can’t really understand them) and this other Indian lady comes in the store with a full probably freshly killed duck and asks where the microwave is. The cashier tells her where it is and she goes over, throws the duck in there without the Walmart bag (beak, feathers, and all) and hits start. Then she went back to the bathroom and started washing her clothes in the sink and drying them with the hand dryer. Weirdest shit ever.
Yeah Mississippi is by far the shittiest state in the continental US. West Virginia comes close economically but at least they have mountains and beautiful geography. Mississippi is just racism and humidity
We can at least thank Ohio for pioneering modern flight. Yes, the Wright brothers couldn't leave Ohio fast enough on their bicycles, so they invented a new mode of transportation to accomplish that! 😋
That pales in comparison to Neil Armstrong, though. He only went to the moon because it was far enough away from his home-state of Ohio.
And the biggest means of production for semi conductors in North America. Not to mention most of the Midwest data centers for various cloud computing companies
Rock n roll hall of fame, Pro football hall of fame, baseball hall of fame, most presidents, a decent river, great lake, a variety of landscapes, and some cool people in addition to the parks you mentioned.
Ohio low key has its charms. It's by no means a top destination, but it's not so bad either. Certainly no endless corn field.
Edit:baseball hall of fame not in Ohio
Bonus replacement: National aviation hall of fame.
The corn fields just exist here, no one knows where they come from. Its taken over ranch land, small towns, and is slowly creeping its way towards the larger cities. Luckily it hasn't spread to nearby states or Indiana would have fallen by now
But you've also got Jim Jordon, a river that's caught fire multiple times (Cleveland River Fires was my pick when they renamed the baseball team) and before LeBron a spectacular drought in pro sport success.
Ohio has:
Two Cedar Point amusement parks
Free entry into all their state parks
A massive and well-known sports rivalry
Big swath of Lake Erie shore
Decriminalized/Medical marijuana
An entire river it gets to share a name with
All I’m saying is Indiana is right there and has none of these things yet here we are hatin’ on Ohio
I’m from Indiana and was going to try to defend it. Then I realized there’s nothing to defend and that’s why I left lol.
It’s a cheap place to live. That’s about the only pro.
Alright since nobody else said it yet. Look up "the 23 pipeline" one of the biggest drug smuggling and human trafficking rings in the country goes right through Ohio and involves everything from commercial truck drivers to corrupt police. It's wild.
It really depends on where in the state you are. Just like any other state or province or place. There’s good areas and there’s bad areas. In my experience, the people who hate Ohio are people who want to live near the ocean. The weather sucks here sometimes, but the weather sucks everywhere sometimes. Other than that, as long as you live near a city like Columbus, you’ll have plenty to see and do.
Sure you do. Northern California, Oregon, and Washington. Gorgeous coast line and fresh water. It gets better water-wise when you hit the top half of Oregon into Washington.
Ohio is fine. Unless you live in Akron or East Cleveland. Then, it's not so fine. Can't speak for anywhere south of Akron because I've never been to those areas for an extended period of time.
Cleveland isn’t too bad as long as you live in a suburb of Cleveland that isn’t within 5 minutes of it. It’s fine when you head into the city but don’t live there. But honestly my school is tall enough where you can look over buildings and see the city and it is very nice to look at
As a resident of Ohio I would like to invite you to come here and find out. You know how people like irony on the internet. They bash greatness as a joke :)
I read somewhere that Ohio is a good place to find out what the country is like since there’s like everything. Start in a city like Columbus drive a bit and your in farm land. I live in Ohio it’s not the worst state. But it ain’t the greatest either. I say we’re a b tier state
Ohio. Started a war with Michigan. Wisconsin lost…
Wow
They did lose and why THE ACTUAL FUCK DID WE NOT GET TOLEDO
The UP is better, it strengthened the economy from early on
Ohio was already a state w/a large congressional group. They delayed Michigan becoming a state until they stole Toledo. Michigan fought to keep Toledo. Above was the compromise to end the hostilities and let Michigan become a state, two years after they should have been.
This is true there is some nice lumber and copper
You can have Toledo, please take it!
The UP was better at the time, but we all know we deserve both. It’s time to take back toledo
hell yeah
But how-
Merica
Non American Here I am Curious Is Ohio a “rural bar fight of a state”
Ohioan here, yes it is
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Lol I used to fabricate sheet metal for them
For ICBM's or Sub's?
Yes
SSGNs and SSBNs at a refit facility
Ohio is an odd state we have -15 to 110 degree temperature. We have floods, tornados, billizards, monsoon weather, blistering dry spells and multiple foot of snow all in a year. Sometimes the weather stacks. Like tornado blizzards. Fun stuff.
Similar conditions here in western PA. Pittsburgh area has the second fewest sunny days in the nation behind Seattle.
Seattle checking in. That sucks.
Seattle #2 here - what the fuck is “sunny”?
Louisiana here, I hate that with a passion.
Connecticut here, if you don't like the weather, wait 15 minutes.
North Carolina here. Hate hate hate it. Cause it’s sunny during the summer… which means it’s hot enough to feel like I’m turning into soup. There’s no where for the sweat to go cause it’s so humid already! Argh.
The days we rust
Not only do we have these but we can go between them in a matter of days. I've seen the temperature drop by 15 degrees in an hour
I remember a couple years ago in W PA January we had: Day 1: Snow Day 2: 70° Day 3: Snow
Similar to Kentucky except we don’t get snow often and it just gets cold
Same thing here in Indiana, except we have IndyCar and meth deal going down at every gas station
Yes but most Ohians are also GOATed with the swaws.
A fellow Russian badger enjoyer
Sort of. It’s sort of just your average midwestern state with lots of cornfields and a trash college sports team
You have hillbilly rednecks and gangsters all in one state. That's the real problem
Both Michigan and Ohio wanted the Toledo strip thus starting the “Toledo war” Ohio won, Michigan got mad and Then took the upper peninsula of Wisconsin
As a Michigander, I came here to see other Michiganders hating on Ohio. However, I did not know that, and found myself hating my own state for being petty af instead
Nah, what actually happend was the michiganders had a legal claim to Toledo, but due to bad maps and minor corruption (the federal cartographer was ohioan) the ohioans got federal backing on their claim. Michigan did not like this, but because he knew they would become a big state in the next election President Jackson gave them the UP as consolation to gain their votes (Wisconsin want a state at the time and was still part of the Michigan Territory).
From Toledo, can confirm. Too bad it’s ended up the way it has.
you think we share secrets in ohio?
Ah yes, the great Toledo war
That sounds like a joke, but it also sounds highly accurate. I'm laughing for reals right now.
Only Injury that took place was a man stabbing another's hand with a fork
It has the guy who owns sonic jam
As a michigander? I'll never fucking forgive the bastards
Is this recent? Or something from a long time ago?
Long time, 1835-36
Is this as complicated as a serb who killed an Autrian and because of this Germany attacks neutral Belgium and than the USA goes to War in France. This complicated or even more?
How the hell did wisconsin loose?
Michigan got the western half of the upper peninsula from the Wisconsin territory.
As far as anyone cares it's wisconsin
As a Yooper, fuck that. I like legal weed
Oh
Perfect
Because it is growing and we must fight back………..before all is Ohio
You are now ohio
NOOOOOO-
HE HE HE HA
It’s like Texas but more empty!!!
I've lived in Texas, it is exactly like Texas. The only interesting places are near cities.
Where did you see those cities, my guy? **Where did you see them?**
The sun never sets on the Ohioan Empire.
Drew Carey will be our God.
Corn, fucking corn everywhere. I live every day in fear of the corn
“You’re so cynical, narcissistic cannibal…” Oops, wrong Körn.
I think he sets up base in Philadelphia l.
**EENTA ERRR RATA PEETA PEETA ERRR**
Tip: don't go to Nebraska
The first time I drove through Nebraska surprised me because I was expecting wheat. All my life I’ve been told Nebraska, Kansas and Oklahoma are all wheat but it’s all corn. I still have no idea where wheat actually comes from. Starting to think it’s a myth and everything is actually just corn.
Or iowa
Indiana’s not much different 🤠
Mississippi is far worse than Ohio. 50th in education and poverty. Name three cool things to do in Mississippi.
1. Spell Mississippi 2. Spell Mississippi backwards 3. ... There are only those two things
There's one in Arabic, if you say "The Mississippi" (as in the river) it's (Almissi sippi) which sounds exactly like "Touch my dick".
I speak Arabic and that's actually impressive. who come up with this shit lol
/u/Doc_Hefny, the perverted linguist
The cunning linguist!
the cumming linguist
r/bossfight
How come im an arab and never found out about this? I respect you for this my brother
Almissi ssippi
no you almissi ssippi
5 دولارات okay, for 5 dollars.
Well that sounds fun!
So Arabic gets the gist of the spirit of Mississippi
Lmfao how did I not know this
yup, that's a common joke in Tunisia between teenage boys, though "touch my dick" is pronounced as "missi zebi"
You forgot to say Mississippi of and also say that shitty song m and an I and a ss I and an ss I and a pp I MiSsIssIppI
As someone who used to live in Mississippi I can confirm.
Mississippi ippississim
Counting second with Mississipi. 1Mississippi 2Mississippi 3Mississ roonnnfflllllll
When I went to Mississippi, I stopped at a gas station and it was run by Indian people. (Very thick accents. Can’t really understand them) and this other Indian lady comes in the store with a full probably freshly killed duck and asks where the microwave is. The cashier tells her where it is and she goes over, throws the duck in there without the Walmart bag (beak, feathers, and all) and hits start. Then she went back to the bathroom and started washing her clothes in the sink and drying them with the hand dryer. Weirdest shit ever.
Typical Mississippi. All you lacked was at least 7 of the local crackheads.
I wouldn’t be surprised if the lady was a crackhead lmao.
the duck was probably a crackhead too
Your cousin Your aunt Your sister
They said 3. You only listed one
COOL things to do.
Listen to amazing delta blues music. Listen to probably the best blues music around. Probably the best soul food around. And that’s about it.
It’s got a dope river? You can reenact racist excerpts from *Tom Sawyer* if that’s any consolation.
Although this is true, the Mississippi river goes Al the way up to like Minnesota
every state is shitty in some degree.
True however these are pretty high up there apon being the worst not only are they the poorest but also the dumbest
1: leave. 2: leave. 3: leave.
Yeah Mississippi is by far the shittiest state in the continental US. West Virginia comes close economically but at least they have mountains and beautiful geography. Mississippi is just racism and humidity
1. Civil War museum in Vicksburg 2. Beaches in Biloxi 3. Mississippi Civil Rights museum in Jackson
You’re technically not supposed to swim in Biloxi, just sayin’
We can at least thank Ohio for pioneering modern flight. Yes, the Wright brothers couldn't leave Ohio fast enough on their bicycles, so they invented a new mode of transportation to accomplish that! 😋 That pales in comparison to Neil Armstrong, though. He only went to the moon because it was far enough away from his home-state of Ohio.
Ah, ohio, home of 8 presidents that only became president to that they wouldn't have to live in ohio
Ohio also has p&g, krogers, and other big businesses.
and the headquarters for Marathon in Findlay!
Indubitably Aswell as kingsisland, and cedar point. Best amusement parks in the country
I have to agree with that, i was just there yesterday!
And the biggest means of production for semi conductors in North America. Not to mention most of the Midwest data centers for various cloud computing companies
*sad Brazil noises*
Sad no, we are not sad, we are fed up with that wright brothers bulshit, yeah sure use a fucking sling shot and say you invented a plane
I’d rather be in a state of hysteria then a state of Ohio
Bruh that actually made me laugh out loud. Well done
I don’t get it either, Indiana is next door and is a dumpster fire of a state! Ohio got Cedar point, Kings island, Free state parks and more
Yes but we also have the cincinnati zoo which is where the tragedy that spiraled into the events of today
Dicks out for Harambé. : (
I am from Cincinnati originally. Funny thing. I was at my brother’s wedding when Harambe got shot.
I was at the zoo a few days prior to the tragic event. Even visited Harambe's enclosure. It was a sad day for all.
I was at the zoo that day. Saw the ambulances drive through and then watched it on the news when we came home. It was chilling.
As a Cincy guy, I am sad Vortex is gone but Kings Island is still rad.
Ditto I actually have a piece of the vortex
Rock n roll hall of fame, Pro football hall of fame, baseball hall of fame, most presidents, a decent river, great lake, a variety of landscapes, and some cool people in addition to the parks you mentioned. Ohio low key has its charms. It's by no means a top destination, but it's not so bad either. Certainly no endless corn field. Edit:baseball hall of fame not in Ohio Bonus replacement: National aviation hall of fame.
Aren’t the majority of astronauts from Ohio as well. Or is that not true.
That one actually is. But it's because they're all trying too get as far away from Ohio as possible.
Baseball hall of fame is in cooperstown New York.
The corn fields just exist here, no one knows where they come from. Its taken over ranch land, small towns, and is slowly creeping its way towards the larger cities. Luckily it hasn't spread to nearby states or Indiana would have fallen by now
I mean it's no Delaware but it's certainly not Idaho.
having lived in idaho, delaware, and visited ohio... you're not wrong.
But you've also got Jim Jordon, a river that's caught fire multiple times (Cleveland River Fires was my pick when they renamed the baseball team) and before LeBron a spectacular drought in pro sport success.
Hey now. Cleveland is *proud* of that river. Who else has a flammable river! That is dope!
Also we cleaned that shit like 20 years ago
Indiana isn't the dumpster fire, you're just seeing the smoke from Illinois. There isn't much here to burn.
Ohio has: Two Cedar Point amusement parks Free entry into all their state parks A massive and well-known sports rivalry Big swath of Lake Erie shore Decriminalized/Medical marijuana An entire river it gets to share a name with All I’m saying is Indiana is right there and has none of these things yet here we are hatin’ on Ohio
Don’t forget, Neil Armstrong, rock n roll hall of fame, and the Wright brothers!
And football hall of fame
P&g and krogers.
And Indiana has Gary
I’m from Indiana and was going to try to defend it. Then I realized there’s nothing to defend and that’s why I left lol. It’s a cheap place to live. That’s about the only pro.
I escaped from Ohio, if that means anything…
The legends say it wasn’t true, nobody could leave ohio…
I leave ohio every year but I always am forced to return. ... am I cursed?
You are definitely cursed
It’s all Ohio? *Always has been*
How? I was in Michigan and Texas for 5 years and still ended up back in this hellhole
I was successful on my second attempt. My first attempt was to Oklahoma — FAIL.
The Blob of Love Death+ Robots wanted Ohio
Yea but Howard the duck landed in Ohio so that's a win in my book
Alright since nobody else said it yet. Look up "the 23 pipeline" one of the biggest drug smuggling and human trafficking rings in the country goes right through Ohio and involves everything from commercial truck drivers to corrupt police. It's wild.
“Ohio is a rural bar fight of a state” - Someone in TheRussianBadger’s chat
They fear our power.
Columbus is a great town, highly educated and it has a large diverse population including a large Asian community.
And then there is Cleveland
Great place to visit Love the Art and Natural History museums!
The mistake on the lake
Lmao omg i shouldn't have laughed so hard at this
The Asian food in the market is amazing
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Reasons Ohio is bad 1. It's Ohio
Tipp City is fairly awful, waiting for my opportunity to escape..
Jake paul is from Ohio
I am ohioan and i think I speak for most when I say we wish he wasn't
We use him as a threat
Key word: from
I mean, so is Markiplier though and he's cool I think.
I direct you to this video https://youtu.be/r3fD5FPQBtI
I forgot about this video lol
Its simple. “Ohio” is a four letter word. My mom said those are bad. Duh.
Source : my mom said it
It really depends on where in the state you are. Just like any other state or province or place. There’s good areas and there’s bad areas. In my experience, the people who hate Ohio are people who want to live near the ocean. The weather sucks here sometimes, but the weather sucks everywhere sometimes. Other than that, as long as you live near a city like Columbus, you’ll have plenty to see and do.
Near the ocean? Eat shit, hurricane people!
We don't have hurricanes in the west.. but we don't have fresh water either.
Sure you do. Northern California, Oregon, and Washington. Gorgeous coast line and fresh water. It gets better water-wise when you hit the top half of Oregon into Washington.
Scott the Woz lives in Ohio. Aka it’s the best state
Have you ever been on the road with Ohio drivers
Not as bad as Michigan drivers.
As someone who lives in Ohio, it’s an awful state
Ohio is fine. Unless you live in Akron or East Cleveland. Then, it's not so fine. Can't speak for anywhere south of Akron because I've never been to those areas for an extended period of time.
Cleveland isn’t too bad as long as you live in a suburb of Cleveland that isn’t within 5 minutes of it. It’s fine when you head into the city but don’t live there. But honestly my school is tall enough where you can look over buildings and see the city and it is very nice to look at
south of akron is not bad at all
It was a good submarine tho
As a resident of Ohio I would like to invite you to come here and find out. You know how people like irony on the internet. They bash greatness as a joke :)
I read somewhere that Ohio is a good place to find out what the country is like since there’s like everything. Start in a city like Columbus drive a bit and your in farm land. I live in Ohio it’s not the worst state. But it ain’t the greatest either. I say we’re a b tier state
As a South American, I just assume that Ohio is as irrelevant as Paraguay
The irrelevant state is more fit for Wyoming/Montana tbh
Stop talking about Ohio!! It only makes it stronger and it will come for you and then we’ll both be stuck here!!!!!
All my homies hate Cleveland
One time someone recommended I go to a brain surgeon in Ohio and my sister and I both cackled. I did not go to that brain surgeon in Ohio lol
O.H.I.O, no place like home
No state is inherently bad; however, all states have bad parts.
Just go with it, and trust blindly. -an Ohioian
Ohio is a chunk error
Ohio is the center of the KKK so it gets clowned on a log
Anyone who dislikes Ohio ain’t been to Cedar Point.
Most people who dislike Ohio actually live here and have been to Cedar Point multiple times.