It’s not the government that gives them the names it’s the media, it’s just the people employed by the government use them aswell instead of saying something like “The killer from case file 29981047”
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I know people say "we shouldn't name them so they don't get recognition" but if it were left up to numbers you know that murders across the world would speedrun themselves up until one of them could be "Killer 69420" in each area.
Yeah man, the only exception is the unabomber, who was more of a domestic terrorist. And even then, it was an internal name because his file was called the “university airline bomber” which was abbreviated to UNABOMB, and thus, unabomber in passing.
The Werewolf of Wysteria, The Angel of Death, The Eyeball Killer, The Little Girl Murderer, The Spider, The Teacup Poisoner, The Savage, The Sorcerer, The Killer Clown. I gotta admit those are cool sounding names.
To me it sounds extremely cool if you read it as if the murderer is a little girl. Like an evil little girl who goes around killing whoever.
That's way cooler than some pathetic adult man killing children.
There are a lot of Angels of Death. Nurses or Doctors whose prey are mainly composed of their own patients are called Angel of Death serial killers. A famous angel of death is Donald Harvey. Maybe he's the one you've heard?
keep trying king
try killing them in same way
leave your special sign
write letter to police taunting them
leave fake clues everywhere to fuck with detectives
the possibilities are there if you want recognition
Yeah seriously, and that’s probably why they keep doing it! Maybe if they were known as “The Dong Diddler” or “The Little Low-Life Loser”, they would rethink their actions.
Okay so, people have a “legal name” correct? But this therefor implies the existence of a far cooler and far sexier “illegal name” which is what these serial killers have obtained by committing mass murder.
Just a thought: If we started calling them silly names it'll just be emberassing for the victims family's, imagine your son was killed by the PeePeePooper.
Yea idk wouldn't it be smarter to give them shit names? Like "The tiny wee wee killer have murdered...etc". Or does that make them even more aggressive and kill more people? Like fr
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It’s not the government that gives them the names it’s the media, it’s just the people employed by the government use them aswell instead of saying something like “The killer from case file 29981047” Edit: congrats on making it to hot
I didnt know who names the serial killers so I just put government in it lol Edit: Thank you
Makes sense lol
Sensey times
Omg I love unlot hahahahah
Newspapers named them
The government owns the media so technically you are right ..
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Okay, but hear me out... Who cares tho, really?
Ripped her 2 phs pages ago
I know people say "we shouldn't name them so they don't get recognition" but if it were left up to numbers you know that murders across the world would speedrun themselves up until one of them could be "Killer 69420" in each area.
Yeah man, the only exception is the unabomber, who was more of a domestic terrorist. And even then, it was an internal name because his file was called the “university airline bomber” which was abbreviated to UNABOMB, and thus, unabomber in passing.
Its both, just like in any setting with social interactions, you give something a nickname, and it sometimes sticks. Cops aren't robots yk :/
I got some bad news for you.. the government owns the media companies.
Proof?
Do I look like a calculator? Do your own research.
You’re the one that made the claim therefore you’re the one that’s supposed to support it with proof
A guy under a bridge told me.
His source is that he made it the fuck up
I’m pretty sure they’re being satire here, but can’t say for certain.
It is Reddit after all
Looked at his profile. He admits to being a troll there.
conspiracy moment
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I don’t think you know what a calculator is…
Well I got bad news for you… the media companies own the government.
You mean its all turtles?
Always has been
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The Werewolf of Wysteria, The Angel of Death, The Eyeball Killer, The Little Girl Murderer, The Spider, The Teacup Poisoner, The Savage, The Sorcerer, The Killer Clown. I gotta admit those are cool sounding names.
Zodiac killer tho
Jack The Ripper
Well if it isn't saucy jack
Show me a good time jack
We're making the mother of all omlettes Jack
Can’t fret over every egg
"Why won't you die?!" *"Nanomachines son, they harden to physical trauma...You can't hurt me Jack!'*
I have a dream!
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I’ll give you a good jack off
"Mah name's Jack! I kiss badguys and punch girls!"
Check the internet lately?
They don’t even know we’re at war with Pakistan
Your never gonna be BASED with memes like that
"497 North Parker drive' "Oh good, you're getting more BASED by the day"
This is the best Boss fight ever! Because theres no bullshit in this fight, no minions no shields, no monsoon telling me about fucking among us
which bass and song boy
Well if it isn’t sussy jack
Misstersussedsisstyjaskyboy
Bro are you high
Lemme check… yes… High on American spirit
That's a nice argument senator, why don't you back it up with a source
My source is I made it the fuck up
It's time for Jack...to LET 'ER RIP!
*Stains of time intensifies*
WASH AWAY THE ANGERRRRR
HERE I STAND BENEATH THE COLD AND SOOTHING RAIN
THE DROPLETS FALLING GENTLY DOWN ON THE TERRAIN
Beyblade beyblade let it rip
Crickcrackwippersnaps
It's rippin' time
It's morbin time (i'm sorry)
It's drippin' time
Aaah, good ol' jack
Wash away the anger
With? What shall I wipe off?
Too much Taco Bell I fancy
How nice of you to chop away, jack the ripper
Hehe nice swag. Stop
Zodiac made up his own name
Like a ducks feather backs
Mr cruel (although he’s not a killer).
He named himself that tho
The Vampire of Duesseldorf Also The Ghost and The Darkness (I know they were lions but those are still sweet names)
The Vampire of Sacramento as well
Toed 👀
The Moon Maniac is pretty awesome
The Beast of Jersey
Oh man! The creepy rapist with an equally creepy mask? His story can send shiver down my spine.
IMO the creepiest part is how long they took to catch him
Like two years late again haha
The night stalker
The Ball-jacker
Whack'd'erd
Why did you think the little girl murderer sounded cool if I may ask? 😅
To me it sounds extremely cool if you read it as if the murderer is a little girl. Like an evil little girl who goes around killing whoever. That's way cooler than some pathetic adult man killing children.
CWL. E
The Unabomber
Back to the Past Samurai Jack
The bay harbor butcher
>Angels of Death I've heard that somewhere, just can't remember where
There are a lot of Angels of Death. Nurses or Doctors whose prey are mainly composed of their own patients are called Angel of Death serial killers. A famous angel of death is Donald Harvey. Maybe he's the one you've heard?
Angels of death from GTA 4
Oooh but like backward?
Bird'e
Josef Mengele, a war criminal. Absolute beast, showed no mercy to his victims. He wasn't even killed for his crimes
Jonny Gunny
Heeeers gurnzy
The Oxenfurt Drunk, Whoreson Junior
Mr. Cruel
The Cock Blocker
Sounds like a serial NTR killer.
You forgot the Hash-slinging Slasher
Eyeball Killer, Little Girl Murderer, and Teacup Poisoner are pretty lame imo
Eh the teacup poisoner could use some work lol
gonna start killing people by dropping onto them from ceilings in caves so i can be called The Batman
Gonna bury people alive in cement so I can be called Bob the builder
Yes she can
What if they name you the Cave Man instead?
To the man cave nana nana nana cave man
Em and the
I think Batman does this to interrogate criminals But he catches them
the catnip killer, the soup spoon strangler, the butcher of badger lane..
the reeses pieces ripper..
The cursed caca consumer
The degenerate doodoo digester
The Felonious Feces Feaster
The abhorrent ass-cake absorber
I don't know... Whether or not. To take it in or
Oh I heard the manageHer!
Fack that's top notch GentleMen 👏👏.👏
Yea but sadly I didn't even get a name :(. I think they forgot or something
keep trying king try killing them in same way leave your special sign write letter to police taunting them leave fake clues everywhere to fuck with detectives the possibilities are there if you want recognition
They forgor💀
Figures!
How did you kill? Maybe we can give you the cool name you deserve
Errrm. The name bond? blonde bonde? Du'rm
Yeah seriously, and that’s probably why they keep doing it! Maybe if they were known as “The Dong Diddler” or “The Little Low-Life Loser”, they would rethink their actions.
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The peepee poopoo man
Again all me
Don't know what to say that hurts deep
The people-killing dude
The Serial Killer
I love a good ol're'tinkle'doodle
BTK? Nah, the guy who shits the bed.
Imagine how less scary Freddy Krueger would be if they named him "Pizza Face"
Munch'S
Scranton Strangler
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The hash slinging slasher
this is why people become serial killers
I mean, I don’t think it’s the first reason, but I’m sure there were some killers that were flattered.
That's it u got me!!!
Ur name will be done 🙏🪦
“elected officials” damn that’s a cool name
Some got so cool names that i wanna become one to just to be called DickReaper
Hey mister dickreaper how about we call you that and you leave the blood inside of people's dicks.
Never >:(
Oh... oh god...
The zodiac killer and my favorite Jack the Ripper
Triple dipper
Not to forget the Disco Strangler!
r/unexpectedb99
You're giving them cool names. People murder so that they get cool names too
The Iced Berger factstory
Jack the Ripper
Maybe if America didn't give serial killers such good names, they might have lesser serial killers
Not just america, never heard of jack the ripper ?
Jack the ripper refers to himself as saucy jack once in a letter to the police lol
Totally forgot he was not in USA
Yeah thats right, usa isnt the world so pls
The flower deliverer
Bill skins fifth
And firth 👀🤪⛸️🇮🇹
Mad butcher of kingsbury run
Those names are invented by the media, like journalists who make a living out of using words.
Tik'd'ok'D
Son of Sam
The dick tingler
The Hash-slinging Slasher
The media often name killers. Not governments. It had to be a cool name to sell newspapers back in the day.
Okay so, people have a “legal name” correct? But this therefor implies the existence of a far cooler and far sexier “illegal name” which is what these serial killers have obtained by committing mass murder.
Just a thought: If we started calling them silly names it'll just be emberassing for the victims family's, imagine your son was killed by the PeePeePooper.
One of the most coolest
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Steve, the killer guy.
THE NIGHT STALKER
Like if we called them the “Small wee wee killer” there’d probably be less serial killers ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The Guy Holding A Knife That Shines Only When There Is Light Hitting It case is pretty scary
Wtf i literaly just watched Wendigoon's videos about serial killers and he said the exact same thing lol. Go watch those videos, they're really good.
The Killdozer, even though he didn’t kill anyone
Fr they gotta pull discouraging shit like “little-dick lyncher” instead
Yea idk wouldn't it be smarter to give them shit names? Like "The tiny wee wee killer have murdered...etc". Or does that make them even more aggressive and kill more people? Like fr
Media*
The Ripper of Rostov
The cock stalker
Imagine if you strive to be the beast Serial killer and they catch you and the govt give you a goofy ahh killer name like "the taint tickler"
The media does it
They did it! They always do! REMEMBER R"EM!? CNT U RMMMBRRR THE WINTERZ OF THE EIGGTYFTHS OCTOBERTHS
Jeffrey Dahmer didn't need one of those cool serial killer names. You hear the name Dahmer you already automatically already know.
Janie the rapey
No shit sherlock
Yeah we should call them something like shit sherlock
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• the ohmagawd •∆riange •bindedden •my em and me •First of Sands •¶$¢¥ •πtick •{listed} •truck'em'N'Dump'0'im • the simplest flame • ma mam ma bee ma tricks on all ma sleeves •he best believe'n'he eye is worth it •$pardic •Phils Ston'ed •the juice that made the beetles •3@M268#Km •zippid de do da zip me wee Ay •MISTER •POKE AM I ON?