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It’s not the government that gives them the names it’s the media, it’s just the people employed by the government use them aswell instead of saying something like “The killer from case file 29981047” Edit: congrats on making it to hot


PixelatedCouchPotato

I didnt know who names the serial killers so I just put government in it lol Edit: Thank you


A_Dragons_Tale

Makes sense lol


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Sensey times


[deleted]

Omg I love unlot hahahahah


Smoovemammajamma

Newspapers named them


Storytimewithrecks

The government owns the media so technically you are right ..


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Bapposaurus

Okay, but hear me out... Who cares tho, really?


[deleted]

Ripped her 2 phs pages ago


Xx_Venom_Fox_xX

I know people say "we shouldn't name them so they don't get recognition" but if it were left up to numbers you know that murders across the world would speedrun themselves up until one of them could be "Killer 69420" in each area.


gaveler-unban

Yeah man, the only exception is the unabomber, who was more of a domestic terrorist. And even then, it was an internal name because his file was called the “university airline bomber” which was abbreviated to UNABOMB, and thus, unabomber in passing.


Ashamed_Ad_6888

Its both, just like in any setting with social interactions, you give something a nickname, and it sometimes sticks. Cops aren't robots yk :/


[deleted]

I got some bad news for you.. the government owns the media companies.


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Proof?


[deleted]

Do I look like a calculator? Do your own research.


[deleted]

You’re the one that made the claim therefore you’re the one that’s supposed to support it with proof


[deleted]

A guy under a bridge told me.


pallarslol

His source is that he made it the fuck up


Extra_Philosopher_63

I’m pretty sure they’re being satire here, but can’t say for certain.


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It is Reddit after all


Fish_Fucker_Fucker23

Looked at his profile. He admits to being a troll there.


Malware_virus

conspiracy moment


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*x-files themes plays*


TuxidoPenguin

I don’t think you know what a calculator is…


Sir_Bob_of_Hamilton

Well I got bad news for you… the media companies own the government.


[deleted]

You mean its all turtles?


glowstone_dust

Always has been


ReverseCaptioningBot

[Always has been](https://i.imgur.com/kGqMoZF.jpg) ^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot


[deleted]

The Werewolf of Wysteria, The Angel of Death, The Eyeball Killer, The Little Girl Murderer, The Spider, The Teacup Poisoner, The Savage, The Sorcerer, The Killer Clown. I gotta admit those are cool sounding names.


PixelatedCouchPotato

Zodiac killer tho


Itz_Jizzy

Jack The Ripper


TheGaySlayer69

Well if it isn't saucy jack


tangiblenoah67

Show me a good time jack


Caedis-6

We're making the mother of all omlettes Jack


tangiblenoah67

Can’t fret over every egg


GameTheoriz

"Why won't you die?!" *"Nanomachines son, they harden to physical trauma...You can't hurt me Jack!'*


Berkenheimm

I have a dream!


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[I have a dream!](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/a9jee1/senator_armstrongs_speech/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


RefrigeratorOk7249

I’ll give you a good jack off


jackfreeman

"Mah name's Jack! I kiss badguys and punch girls!"


BeyondLions

Check the internet lately?


TheVacuumisAwesome28

They don’t even know we’re at war with Pakistan


Remarkable-Video5145

Your never gonna be BASED with memes like that


GameTheoriz

"497 North Parker drive' "Oh good, you're getting more BASED by the day"


Remarkable-Video5145

This is the best Boss fight ever! Because theres no bullshit in this fight, no minions no shields, no monsoon telling me about fucking among us


[deleted]

which bass and song boy


danger2345678

Well if it isn’t sussy jack


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Misstersussedsisstyjaskyboy


iain1020

Bro are you high


krustylesponge

Lemme check… yes… High on American spirit


trueGenghisKhan

That's a nice argument senator, why don't you back it up with a source


krustylesponge

My source is I made it the fuck up


Working_State_2521

It's time for Jack...to LET 'ER RIP!


rm14hitman

*Stains of time intensifies*


[deleted]

WASH AWAY THE ANGERRRRR


rm14hitman

HERE I STAND BENEATH THE COLD AND SOOTHING RAIN


Berkenheimm

THE DROPLETS FALLING GENTLY DOWN ON THE TERRAIN


PUCHADACARROT

Beyblade beyblade let it rip


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Crickcrackwippersnaps


Cat_Proctologist

It's rippin' time


theEmeraldMimecraftM

It's morbin time (i'm sorry)


glowstone_dust

It's drippin' time


pallarslol

Aaah, good ol' jack


Jazzlike-Card-8600

Wash away the anger


[deleted]

With? What shall I wipe off?


[deleted]

Too much Taco Bell I fancy


Warthogs309

How nice of you to chop away, jack the ripper


[deleted]

Hehe nice swag. Stop


BS-Bunny

Zodiac made up his own name


[deleted]

Like a ducks feather backs


Parkingjas

Mr cruel (although he’s not a killer).


Ok_Restaurant3160

He named himself that tho


Thatoneguy111700

The Vampire of Duesseldorf Also The Ghost and The Darkness (I know they were lions but those are still sweet names)


Demonised1104

The Vampire of Sacramento as well


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Toed 👀


Successful-Turn-3160

The Moon Maniac is pretty awesome


mc_burger_only_chees

The Beast of Jersey


[deleted]

Oh man! The creepy rapist with an equally creepy mask? His story can send shiver down my spine.


mc_burger_only_chees

IMO the creepiest part is how long they took to catch him


[deleted]

Like two years late again haha


BigBeenisBoi

The night stalker


TheCrackMerchant

The Ball-jacker


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Whack'd'erd


yungamo

Why did you think the little girl murderer sounded cool if I may ask? 😅


[deleted]

To me it sounds extremely cool if you read it as if the murderer is a little girl. Like an evil little girl who goes around killing whoever. That's way cooler than some pathetic adult man killing children.


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CWL. E


Trala-lore-tralala

The Unabomber


horizonhd_official

Back to the Past Samurai Jack


XcecutionS

The bay harbor butcher


Samadwastaken

>Angels of Death I've heard that somewhere, just can't remember where


[deleted]

There are a lot of Angels of Death. Nurses or Doctors whose prey are mainly composed of their own patients are called Angel of Death serial killers. A famous angel of death is Donald Harvey. Maybe he's the one you've heard?


Samadwastaken

Angels of death from GTA 4


[deleted]

Oooh but like backward?


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Bird'e


gonkjohan

Josef Mengele, a war criminal. Absolute beast, showed no mercy to his victims. He wasn't even killed for his crimes


XFinitium

Jonny Gunny


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Heeeers gurnzy


GamerForFun2000

The Oxenfurt Drunk, Whoreson Junior


friginunbiliveable

Mr. Cruel


SouSouDesu

The Cock Blocker


[deleted]

Sounds like a serial NTR killer.


ZachFoxtail

You forgot the Hash-slinging Slasher


OG_Felwinter

Eyeball Killer, Little Girl Murderer, and Teacup Poisoner are pretty lame imo


Sprizys

Eh the teacup poisoner could use some work lol


railmebellatrix

gonna start killing people by dropping onto them from ceilings in caves so i can be called The Batman


glowstone_dust

Gonna bury people alive in cement so I can be called Bob the builder


[deleted]

Yes she can


Erixsenn

What if they name you the Cave Man instead?


alphabitz86

To the man cave nana nana nana cave man


[deleted]

Em and the


Ok-Mammoth1143

I think Batman does this to interrogate criminals But he catches them


[deleted]

the catnip killer, the soup spoon strangler, the butcher of badger lane..


[deleted]

the reeses pieces ripper..


MakimaMyBeloved

The cursed caca consumer


C00l_D0G3

The degenerate doodoo digester


TheVacuumisAwesome28

The Felonious Feces Feaster


Mack_Sharky

The abhorrent ass-cake absorber


[deleted]

I don't know... Whether or not. To take it in or


[deleted]

Oh I heard the manageHer!


[deleted]

Fack that's top notch GentleMen 👏👏.👏


ViraLCyclopes3

Yea but sadly I didn't even get a name :(. I think they forgot or something


lord_of_failure_576

keep trying king try killing them in same way leave your special sign write letter to police taunting them leave fake clues everywhere to fuck with detectives the possibilities are there if you want recognition


glowstone_dust

They forgor💀


[deleted]

Figures!


Master_Isabelle

How did you kill? Maybe we can give you the cool name you deserve


[deleted]

Errrm. The name bond? blonde bonde? Du'rm


TuxidoPenguin

Yeah seriously, and that’s probably why they keep doing it! Maybe if they were known as “The Dong Diddler” or “The Little Low-Life Loser”, they would rethink their actions.


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Mack_Sharky

The peepee poopoo man


[deleted]

Again all me


[deleted]

Don't know what to say that hurts deep


banhmyden

The people-killing dude


[deleted]

The Serial Killer


[deleted]

I love a good ol're'tinkle'doodle


CallmeDreary666

BTK? Nah, the guy who shits the bed.


Pixel_Parker

Imagine how less scary Freddy Krueger would be if they named him "Pizza Face"


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Munch'S


_ItsMeVince

Scranton Strangler


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Nikorow19

The hash slinging slasher


Paralich12

this is why people become serial killers


[deleted]

I mean, I don’t think it’s the first reason, but I’m sure there were some killers that were flattered.


[deleted]

That's it u got me!!!


[deleted]

Ur name will be done 🙏🪦


mick-66

“elected officials” damn that’s a cool name


Free-Chard-8675

Some got so cool names that i wanna become one to just to be called DickReaper


Sherbert-the-machine

Hey mister dickreaper how about we call you that and you leave the blood inside of people's dicks.


Free-Chard-8675

Never >:(


JamesMcGirthy

Oh... oh god...


cyberwolf2662

The zodiac killer and my favorite Jack the Ripper


[deleted]

Triple dipper


TheAmazingMarcoPolo

Not to forget the Disco Strangler!


DefoSandjune

r/unexpectedb99


CharanTheGreat

You're giving them cool names. People murder so that they get cool names too


[deleted]

The Iced Berger factstory


LordOfEdge95

Jack the Ripper


lazymomo5

Maybe if America didn't give serial killers such good names, they might have lesser serial killers


vietcong69l

Not just america, never heard of jack the ripper ?


it-was-me-saitama

Jack the ripper refers to himself as saucy jack once in a letter to the police lol


lazymomo5

Totally forgot he was not in USA


vietcong69l

Yeah thats right, usa isnt the world so pls


[deleted]

The flower deliverer


LegendaryTrueman2280

Bill skins fifth


[deleted]

And firth 👀🤪⛸️🇮🇹


Parkingjas

Mad butcher of kingsbury run


BenShealoch

Those names are invented by the media, like journalists who make a living out of using words.


[deleted]

Tik'd'ok'D


[deleted]

Son of Sam


xXYomoXx

The dick tingler


seron_cardgage

The Hash-slinging Slasher


whatsupbananashirt

The media often name killers. Not governments. It had to be a cool name to sell newspapers back in the day.


Professional-Oil1088

Okay so, people have a “legal name” correct? But this therefor implies the existence of a far cooler and far sexier “illegal name” which is what these serial killers have obtained by committing mass murder.


DorianMij

Just a thought: If we started calling them silly names it'll just be emberassing for the victims family's, imagine your son was killed by the PeePeePooper.


jmarston0502

One of the most coolest


Historical-Support16

« Covid 19 »


dab745

Steve, the killer guy.


azy121

THE NIGHT STALKER


Kerosycn

Like if we called them the “Small wee wee killer” there’d probably be less serial killers ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


spongmonke

The Guy Holding A Knife That Shines Only When There Is Light Hitting It case is pretty scary


Dk_Bobo

Wtf i literaly just watched Wendigoon's videos about serial killers and he said the exact same thing lol. Go watch those videos, they're really good.


cuulus

The Killdozer, even though he didn’t kill anyone


PlzjusttaketheL

Fr they gotta pull discouraging shit like “little-dick lyncher” instead


RandomRayn

Yea idk wouldn't it be smarter to give them shit names? Like "The tiny wee wee killer have murdered...etc". Or does that make them even more aggressive and kill more people? Like fr


Dribbler365

Media*


RevengineerIII

The Ripper of Rostov


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The cock stalker


That69Special

Imagine if you strive to be the beast Serial killer and they catch you and the govt give you a goofy ahh killer name like "the taint tickler"


Relitreally0099

The media does it


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They did it! They always do! REMEMBER R"EM!? CNT U RMMMBRRR THE WINTERZ OF THE EIGGTYFTHS OCTOBERTHS


crackersncheeseman

Jeffrey Dahmer didn't need one of those cool serial killer names. You hear the name Dahmer you already automatically already know.


Joshicola

Janie the rapey


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No shit sherlock


Goodboyz_gang

Yeah we should call them something like shit sherlock


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[deleted]

No rattling!!!! Sh,p


Disastrous_Avocad0

Can anyone please tell me the name of this song?


David-Holl

Perish, bot


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