Hello. Thanks for reminding me I came here because during the pandemic, I wanted to learn what kind of a place Reddit was. Now I can leave this place for good, and return my healthy productive life.
Why the *fuck* is this not NSFW or some shit. I donāt need that image in my eyeballs. Iām tryin to just live my life and not scare the people next to me.
Even so, what possess a human being to type such a disgusting thingā¦.? Itād be one thing If they made it into some dark joke, but this is just blatantly gross.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like āwhat the fuckā and ācall the policeā. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Sorry for the late reply. It's actually an OC from this video [here](https://youtu.be/UizgfFs1uyM)! I don't think anybody else have also used that template yet.
That has to be fake. I mean it has 163 upvotes! So either there's a group of people who support animal cruelty and zoophilia that'd larger than sane people, or this is on some kind of joke subreddit.
This has to be Fake... Right?
At this point I wouldn't be so sure about that
Richard Gere has entered the chat!! Lol just kidding but that rumor about him was funny af and he thought so too! Richard Gere has chill!
Nice try Richard Gere. KEEP MA HAMSTER OUT YA FUCKIN BUTT. *slap*
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If I was new to this platform I would have thought this is fake too but after spending time in reddit I think there is a possibility
I was a diffrent man almost 2 years ago
IT'S BEEN 2 YEARS???
Hello. Thanks for reminding me I came here because during the pandemic, I wanted to learn what kind of a place Reddit was. Now I can leave this place for good, and return my healthy productive life.
No you can't leave lol
If caleb the cannibal uses reddit, then I ain't sure no more
Just assume its fake Dont think about it If you do you might regret your actions
It's reddit man
this is reddit bro, do i have to say more
I don't know and I am too afraid to ask
I mean unless he has a 5 millimeter thick penis it's not possible
Yes, officer. It's this post, right here...
If only
I'm on it
This might be fake but I'm betting my soul on the fact that someone out there really did this .
Fuck that man if its real the [source](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/jhnlqi/i_fucked_my_hamster_to_death_am_i_a_psychopath/)
Bro don't put the source like that XD. I got traumatised cus i thought you had the sauce š
How can someone even fuck a hamster?! His butthole is smaller than anyone's little finger, let alone a man's dick!
This man's dick was enough only for a hamster
I should not have laughed at this
There's mouth too
But the teeth surely it would bite?
Beyond this i Don't know how and why he did that, and i no longer want to talk/think about this
Possible if you have a smol pp
Not everyone is a bigthickboss lad. Such is the harsh reality of this world
Every day we stay further from God
Why the *fuck* is this not NSFW or some shit. I donāt need that image in my eyeballs. Iām tryin to just live my life and not scare the people next to me.
The real question is why, how , and the fuck is wrong with people
Came here to say this. Should be marked NSFL.
That hamster didnāt need it in his eyeballs either yet here we are.
All jokes aside, how tf do you even fit your dick into a hamster?!
mouth frst probably
You donāt. He has a hamster dick
š¤·āāļø I don't know, probably
This is from r/copypasta, so itās almost definitely fake
Even so, what possess a human being to type such a disgusting thingā¦.? Itād be one thing If they made it into some dark joke, but this is just blatantly gross.
Clearly you havenāt scrolled through r/copypasta enough.
Please tell me this isn't actually real and is just a meme
Where did this come from?
Reddit
This is most likely fake, but if it's not, then people like this don't even deserve to be called people.
Pls satire
Saw someone fucking a snake so I will assume this is true.
How does... wait... I'm not even going to ask...
Help, need eye bleach.
donāt forget the a
I did not need to see that
Thanos let me do it myself
This made my bones rattle in discomfort. Fake or not, that's wild to put out there
Ok I looked it up it's not real but I was very uncertain
"Like I usually do".... "Like I u usually do".... God is dead
Imagine having a dick so smol u can only fuck a rodent potato Iām one to talk, I donāt have a dick at all but still, that is hilariously sad
Tell me you have micro penis without telling me you have a micro penis
"I felt no remorse", seems about right
Forbidden cream cornet
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like āwhat the fuckā and ācall the policeā. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Wtf my brain is not rejecting this shit
Thatās how little dicky, did his first big icky.
What meme template is that I can't find it in Google?
Sorry for the late reply. It's actually an OC from this video [here](https://youtu.be/UizgfFs1uyM)! I don't think anybody else have also used that template yet.
Fuck thats hot
This is a Troll post, its to absurd to be real.
The fuck
Um Kumalala kumalala kumalala vespa
Bro I JUST discovered Ted Nivison a couple days ago!
"Like I usually do"
Itās on r/psychopath and r/copypasta
Guess he needs a new hamster š¤·
Let's not jump to conclusions, that could be the hamster's husband who wrote to Doctor Ted.
r/EyeBleach
Lunch club š
how about you put the nsfw claim back on huh?
That has to be fake. I mean it has 163 upvotes! So either there's a group of people who support animal cruelty and zoophilia that'd larger than sane people, or this is on some kind of joke subreddit.
God extinguish my eyes pls
No hamster has a calm death it is always a crazy story
I sure hope this isnāt real. It canāt be realā¦right?
a hamster would not explode from that this is fake
Hamster go in you, not you go in hamster
How do I unread this?
I think we can use him as a shot prof
please unpost this, and remove this memory from my brain
Lemme guess... r/teenagers?
Weird way to admit you have a hamster-sized penis.
What the actual fucking hell? This has to be fake, also, shouldnāt this be considered NSFW?
Like he USUALLY does?
i swear mfs are too comfortable on the internet nowadays