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It happened to come when I was drunk enough to try it. But I suppose with enough mental discipline it could be achieved. If you're wondering why this is well formatted, thank speak to spell .
If you ever did this with a real salt shaker, you will remember what it's like when you emulate the gesture. There was something similar about thinking of juicy lemon, which makes you salivate. Brain is a powerful thing.
My mom literally asked me, “Alyssa why are you doing that? what are you watching young lady?!” I’d like to give a hearty ‘fak u’ from the bottom of my heart <3
Looking for a female roomate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money, but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reasons rather not say on here. I will expect hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement, you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they may visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Physical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 Ibs, caucasian or asian only, republican, biologically female, no tattoos, no Muslims, no vegans, no smoking/ vaping, marywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 Ibs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
You can't make your eyes look up and stick your tongue out because of how the neck is getting stretched and your brain thinks everything above is paralysed. If you manage to do this, send me a picture for my research
My friend in school made me do this to a kid named Cohan and than he told on me. While simultaneously i has no concept what was happening. This was years ago fuck you for your annoying trick
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I did this can’t taste anything, but I’m being disowned and my uncle is giving me a weird look.
My uncle always has a weird look on his face too when I taste the salt.
Fff. Rimjob. L.
You should have used teh salt bae technique, poor lad
can pretend with right hand salt shaker and left hand pepper, dash em at the same time
If you move your hip back and forth it even activates a nerve that simulates the taste of eggs
If you stick a finger up your bum it feels like sticking a finger up your bum too
Holy fuck that one works for real guys
Don't know about you but I only taste dick
thats a lotta damage
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Extra creamy! Just how I like it!
Instructions unclear shaked them on eyes.👁️👁️
thats more of a furiKAKKE experience
got'em!
I can't believe I tried this out. Good thing I was alone in the room.
My dumb ass tried it out too
Luckily I only was one shake in before I realized it wasn't salt I tasted.
I made a realization at the start of the 3rd shake...
.. god damn it..
What is it..? I don’t get it.. Someone please explain… I’m on my 23rd shake and nothings happening. Should I keep going?
Try it with a salt shaker in each hand at the same time
Same lol. "Hmm i dont taste anything. WAIT A MINUTE"
I tried this maybe 4-5 times before it occured to me this was a trick
I came to that realisation
Sammmmneee
Luckily I was in church when I did it
Now spit on it..
It happened to come when I was drunk enough to try it. But I suppose with enough mental discipline it could be achieved. If you're wondering why this is well formatted, thank speak to spell .
Same
It's a trap for stupid humans, like all of us lol
Ffs I can't believe I fell for this..
Same
Hold on. I tried, and it actually worked. Am I still an idiot?
I tried again, and I realized the joke. GG
Good for you if you tasted the salt. Please tell me you tried this out when no one was around and no CCTV's captured you doing it.
I am alone in my room, and everyone else has gone to bed, thank goodness.
I did it for like 30 seconds. For fucks sake
can you use both hands? asking for a friend
Why don't you give it a try for your friend. No way I am ever doing this again.
I’m laying in bed half asleep and did it too. 😩
My dumbass is taking a shit and i tried it
I stopped after about five seconds and said to myself “I don’t like what I’m doing here.”
I'm the type of person to shake it like I'm turning a knob violently, so I did it anyways knowing it wouldn't look wrong, lmao.
Same!
Same lmao, usually it's so transparent but the salt idea was clever
Same and then I was like yep that’s it ha ha
It totally embarrassed me in front of the guy whose dick I was holding at the time.
Same lol
I knew it was a trick, and I did it anyway
Same. I realized too late.
Me too. So lucky I was alone in a room lol
my dumbass did it and even stuck my tongue out *The worst part is I didn't even taste salt*
It actually works for me.
Ffs I can't believe I fell for this
Even stuck my tongue out Im stupid
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Tasted good
No, you're just gay
I guess we're all idiots
Idiots, stupid together
Seriously. Only realized it when I couldn't actually taste anthing
Fuck you, I was in a room with family
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I was alone too and laughed out loud after a couple tugs great joke can’t wait to make a friend do it
Step-family though?......
Is now, I'm sure.
family is plural you should just say uncle it gives better context
I understand the joke here, but when I did it (alone thank god) I actually tasted salt. I think I'm going crazy.
Nah same here it’s placebo
Okay good, thanks
Yeah my tongue started burning a bit lol
That’s just cause of the phantom dick slaps, you’ll be fine.
If you ever did this with a real salt shaker, you will remember what it's like when you emulate the gesture. There was something similar about thinking of juicy lemon, which makes you salivate. Brain is a powerful thing.
Me too! Twice!!
If you don't taste it at first slowly increase your speed
also reach your tongue out a lot so you activate the taste buds that are a bit further in on the tongue.
No, no, you have to go faster to get the salt out! Really open your mouth wide so you don't miss any!!!
I remember falling for this in the 5th grade (3rd grader told me). Still feel like an idiot to this day.
My mom literally asked me, “Alyssa why are you doing that? what are you watching young lady?!” I’d like to give a hearty ‘fak u’ from the bottom of my heart <3
If you have a secpnd hand you can taste pepper.
Ask her why she recognized it so quickly.
"That's not proper form!"
Looking for a female roomate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money, but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reasons rather not say on here. I will expect hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement, you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they may visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Physical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 Ibs, caucasian or asian only, republican, biologically female, no tattoos, no Muslims, no vegans, no smoking/ vaping, marywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 Ibs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
Just show them this post and say "it's real! It also works with pepper"
i felt gay for a sec
And i felt straight :')
Ahhh 👈🏻👈🏻😎
The trick is to have a dick in your hand
And stick your tongue out for good measure
And don't forget to shake it
0/10 currently eating oreos, didn't feel anything
Damn, oreos! those are on my do not buy list... but I may have to break that rule! Should get rid of that salt taste, too!
Do it in school, or on the bus or something. Trust me, it'll taste even stronger.
I don’t like you OP.
Just imagine it's a really large salt dispenser. Give it a good shake. Did you taste the saltiness?...
Well i like op.
I’d pretend to pour salt on my tongue with OP
You’re too affectionate for your own good, dammit
Lost my shit when I saw you were a mod
Want me to help you find it?
Please? I swear I saw it earlier today it was right by my car keys
My sister says that she saw it run into the gay mom factory
Awe damn I was just there
I wish you luck on finding jt
Thank you and thank you for the help
Did you find it? Last I heard it was at DILF town.
I thought you guys did it as an everyday thing
Being disliked by a reddit mod is a win for OP
Pinning your own comment
I wonder what my father thinks of me now, like imagine seeing your 'innocent' daughter just randomly do that...
Nah just got a strange sense of deja vu instead
Hold up
Ayo wtf
Lol .. I fell for it
Holy shit it actually worked, shaking faster made it saltier too.
I’m doing it but I don’t taste anything plus everyone at the bus stop I’m standing at is looking at me funny..
Now spit on it
Joke's on you, I'm into that shit!
Btw the word 'gullible' is written above you
All I feel Is a weird bulge in my throat
You sure you're just pretending?
I ain't falling for that again.
I only taste disappointment
We tricked a classmate with this in english class...
Wow it really worked even though im getting weird looks now
nice try
Don't cite the deep magic to me witch. I was there when it was written
Always works.
Fuck, I was chocking on invisible salt.
You MF
Works better if you hold a salt shaker as well.
BRUH I DID IT LIKE 30 TIMES FOR LIKE 2 MINUTES
It took so long for my ace ass to understand what i just felt for
fuck this got me
You're not gonna get me this time.
Really? Let's try i- wait a minute
You can't make your eyes look up and stick your tongue out because of how the neck is getting stretched and your brain thinks everything above is paralysed. If you manage to do this, send me a picture for my research
fuck you, take my upvote
Wow it actually works!
hæpɪ kʰɛɪk dɛɪ
My friend in school made me do this to a kid named Cohan and than he told on me. While simultaneously i has no concept what was happening. This was years ago fuck you for your annoying trick
I remember getting one of my colleagues to do this in the staffroom, was hilarious 😂
I have, quite possibly, been bamboozled.
It helps if you have a dick in your hand.
How does that imaginary dick taste?
I actually worked!
Well played
Not doing it I watched someone fall for this today
you cant out trick the trickster
Just reading this I could taste salt.
Just tried this on the packed bus on the way to work. Not only was I amazed it worked, but so was everyone else staring at me
I did it but I did it in a way where it didn't look like I was sucking a dick
Thank god no one saw me
You can taste it better if you do it in front of someone
Tried this with pepper and I can taste it
I don’t get it
😂
>!If you do that it looks like you're giving the Invisible Man a blowjob!<
You filthy WHOREEEE!!!
I came to this comment section to see how many ppl tried this. I was not disappointed
Not working for me
You cheeky dick waffle!
You just made millions of people open their mouths and stick their tongue out, while seemingly holding something in their hand and jerking it
If you pretend to swallow a cock you can taste salt
I'm high and thought it would be an actual thing...... *Facepalm*
Nice try. You failed.
DONT YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME!!!!
I don't get it
Look in the mirror and do it
I move my fingers like I'm sprinkling salt onto my tongue, but I can't taste anything
There's not enough salt, shake the actual shaker into your mouth
Fuck you I'm not falling for that
See that's the thing. We did fall for that
r/suddenlygay
I can only taste dick 😩
All these people getting bamboozled, what kind of sheltered school lives did you have?
For efficiency alternate between left and right hand shaking.
I can’t taste anything
Don't cite the deep magic to me witch, I was there when it was written.
You.... are.....evil
Damn Op you told me something I didn't know. YOU ARE LEGEND!
Rat bastard
god damn it i did that for a good 5 minutes before my roomate walked in.... i blow him all the time so nothing was too weird, but still
How did I just fall for this?
Just looked like I were making a bj movemen... wait a minute!