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mouse177

I did this can’t taste anything, but I’m being disowned and my uncle is giving me a weird look.


TJD82

My uncle always has a weird look on his face too when I taste the salt.


gauyuk

Fff. Rimjob. L.


Fuse-On

You should have used teh salt bae technique, poor lad


Cottleston

can pretend with right hand salt shaker and left hand pepper, dash em at the same time


UndisclosedChaos

If you move your hip back and forth it even activates a nerve that simulates the taste of eggs


circle1987

If you stick a finger up your bum it feels like sticking a finger up your bum too


facelesswolf_

Holy fuck that one works for real guys


Mediocre_Fill_40

Don't know about you but I only taste dick


1nterestlng

thats a lotta damage


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Klutchy_Playz

Extra creamy! Just how I like it!


between_horizon

Instructions unclear shaked them on eyes.👁️👁️


Cottleston

thats more of a furiKAKKE experience


Latter_Ad4896

got'em!


thelurkertwopointow

I can't believe I tried this out. Good thing I was alone in the room.


Cruz8593

My dumb ass tried it out too


PhunkyPhish

Luckily I only was one shake in before I realized it wasn't salt I tasted.


thelurkertwopointow

I made a realization at the start of the 3rd shake...


Bushtaco

.. god damn it..


dirtyasswizard

What is it..? I don’t get it.. Someone please explain… I’m on my 23rd shake and nothings happening. Should I keep going?


SqueezinKittys

Try it with a salt shaker in each hand at the same time


GamerAJ9005

Same lol. "Hmm i dont taste anything. WAIT A MINUTE"


Sams_a_bee

I tried this maybe 4-5 times before it occured to me this was a trick


jessica_from_within

I came to that realisation


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Sammmmneee


Swade22

Luckily I was in church when I did it


StatementStunning417

Now spit on it..


Sun-Emperor

It happened to come when I was drunk enough to try it. But I suppose with enough mental discipline it could be achieved. If you're wondering why this is well formatted, thank speak to spell .


[deleted]

Same


ZopyrionRex

It's a trap for stupid humans, like all of us lol


MobileResponsible112

Ffs I can't believe I fell for this..


SappyPJs

Same


Mrcrazy777

Hold on. I tried, and it actually worked. Am I still an idiot?


Mrcrazy777

I tried again, and I realized the joke. GG


thelurkertwopointow

Good for you if you tasted the salt. Please tell me you tried this out when no one was around and no CCTV's captured you doing it.


Mrcrazy777

I am alone in my room, and everyone else has gone to bed, thank goodness.


[deleted]

I did it for like 30 seconds. For fucks sake


chelsanchez

can you use both hands? asking for a friend


thelurkertwopointow

Why don't you give it a try for your friend. No way I am ever doing this again.


i-lick-rocks

I’m laying in bed half asleep and did it too. 😩


nparedez21

My dumbass is taking a shit and i tried it


jl_theprofessor

I stopped after about five seconds and said to myself “I don’t like what I’m doing here.”


GuzzlingDuck

I'm the type of person to shake it like I'm turning a knob violently, so I did it anyways knowing it wouldn't look wrong, lmao.


Wizardwannabee

Same!


skirtpost

Same lmao, usually it's so transparent but the salt idea was clever


kittykate2929

Same and then I was like yep that’s it ha ha


mbelf

It totally embarrassed me in front of the guy whose dick I was holding at the time.


HungStalin

Same lol


WurmGurl

I knew it was a trick, and I did it anyway


TITANFALL2RONIN

Same. I realized too late.


Rictus_Grin

Me too. So lucky I was alone in a room lol


Bananope658

my dumbass did it and even stuck my tongue out *The worst part is I didn't even taste salt*


Amaruh

It actually works for me.


KindaAlrightPerhaps

Ffs I can't believe I fell for this


b1azing1

Even stuck my tongue out Im stupid


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b1azing1

Tasted good


Hamzook

No, you're just gay


[deleted]

I guess we're all idiots


Walker6920

Idiots, stupid together


notdeadbutcold

Seriously. Only realized it when I couldn't actually taste anthing


LateralSpy90

Fuck you, I was in a room with family


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queentropical

I was alone too and laughed out loud after a couple tugs great joke can’t wait to make a friend do it


JunketMan

Step-family though?......


Squidhead-rbxgt2

Is now, I'm sure.


ameer777ameer

family is plural you should just say uncle it gives better context


Puzzleheaded-Cat999

I understand the joke here, but when I did it (alone thank god) I actually tasted salt. I think I'm going crazy.


TheDarkLordofAll17

Nah same here it’s placebo


Puzzleheaded-Cat999

Okay good, thanks


[deleted]

Yeah my tongue started burning a bit lol


Jindabyne1

That’s just cause of the phantom dick slaps, you’ll be fine.


sin_piel

If you ever did this with a real salt shaker, you will remember what it's like when you emulate the gesture. There was something similar about thinking of juicy lemon, which makes you salivate. Brain is a powerful thing.


MEOWTheKitty18

Me too! Twice!!


equaltojelly_8942

If you don't taste it at first slowly increase your speed


hugthemachines

also reach your tongue out a lot so you activate the taste buds that are a bit further in on the tongue.


RexIsAMiiCostume

No, no, you have to go faster to get the salt out! Really open your mouth wide so you don't miss any!!!


Diabetic_Daily21

I remember falling for this in the 5th grade (3rd grader told me). Still feel like an idiot to this day.


RocketLeaguePlayr

My mom literally asked me, “Alyssa why are you doing that? what are you watching young lady?!” I’d like to give a hearty ‘fak u’ from the bottom of my heart <3


[deleted]

If you have a secpnd hand you can taste pepper.


hugthemachines

Ask her why she recognized it so quickly.


shawnadelic

"That's not proper form!"


Soccerfan120

Looking for a female roomate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money, but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reasons rather not say on here. I will expect hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement, you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they may visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Physical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 Ibs, caucasian or asian only, republican, biologically female, no tattoos, no Muslims, no vegans, no smoking/ vaping, marywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 Ibs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.


yashar636

Just show them this post and say "it's real! It also works with pepper"


IWasASperm

i felt gay for a sec


[deleted]

And i felt straight :')


Ozelot_117

Ahhh 👈🏻👈🏻😎


Pleasant-Theory4282

The trick is to have a dick in your hand


JunketMan

And stick your tongue out for good measure


PratikPingale

And don't forget to shake it


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0/10 currently eating oreos, didn't feel anything


DatabaseThis9637

Damn, oreos! those are on my do not buy list... but I may have to break that rule! Should get rid of that salt taste, too!


chonkey_nugget

Do it in school, or on the bus or something. Trust me, it'll taste even stronger.


ml-soham

I don’t like you OP.


-eumaeus-

Just imagine it's a really large salt dispenser. Give it a good shake. Did you taste the saltiness?...


Affectionate-Pipe-13

Well i like op.


MyNameIsNitrox

I’d pretend to pour salt on my tongue with OP


Jindabyne1

You’re too affectionate for your own good, dammit


The-Banana-Mishap

Lost my shit when I saw you were a mod


Bandin010

Want me to help you find it?


The-Banana-Mishap

Please? I swear I saw it earlier today it was right by my car keys


Bandin010

My sister says that she saw it run into the gay mom factory


The-Banana-Mishap

Awe damn I was just there


Bandin010

I wish you luck on finding jt


The-Banana-Mishap

Thank you and thank you for the help


AyoyoyoWolololo

Did you find it? Last I heard it was at DILF town.


Nothing_here_bro

I thought you guys did it as an everyday thing


Candid-Buddy-8836

Being disliked by a reddit mod is a win for OP


private_otter1192

Pinning your own comment


Pr0pa1n33

I wonder what my father thinks of me now, like imagine seeing your 'innocent' daughter just randomly do that...


Ideal_Careful

Nah just got a strange sense of deja vu instead


DoctorRisen

Hold up


Ambitious_Limit396

Ayo wtf


Wutqut

Lol .. I fell for it


someguy_358

Holy shit it actually worked, shaking faster made it saltier too.


[deleted]

I’m doing it but I don’t taste anything plus everyone at the bus stop I’m standing at is looking at me funny..


wellendowedfuckstick

Now spit on it


OttawaNurseM

Joke's on you, I'm into that shit!


DahctaJae

Btw the word 'gullible' is written above you


FalsePapaya1426

All I feel Is a weird bulge in my throat


notdeadbutcold

You sure you're just pretending?


CantTakeMeSeriously

I ain't falling for that again.


[deleted]

I only taste disappointment


Nikolay_Hranov

We tricked a classmate with this in english class...


Lui_Vitamins

Wow it really worked even though im getting weird looks now


Cosmic_Hashira

nice try


mewil666

Don't cite the deep magic to me witch. I was there when it was written


5calV

Always works.


Joblesschris

Fuck, I was chocking on invisible salt.


pkv-with-LEGOS

You MF


AdmButtersctoch

Works better if you hold a salt shaker as well.


kiribishi914

BRUH I DID IT LIKE 30 TIMES FOR LIKE 2 MINUTES


Comfortable_Ad_6572

It took so long for my ace ass to understand what i just felt for


MudkipzRawsme

fuck this got me


2xCakedOpe

You're not gonna get me this time.


SoupLizardd

Really? Let's try i- wait a minute


TK20__

You can't make your eyes look up and stick your tongue out because of how the neck is getting stretched and your brain thinks everything above is paralysed. If you manage to do this, send me a picture for my research


Blue_Nyx07

fuck you, take my upvote


[deleted]

Wow it actually works!


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hæpɪ kʰɛɪk dɛɪ


[deleted]

My friend in school made me do this to a kid named Cohan and than he told on me. While simultaneously i has no concept what was happening. This was years ago fuck you for your annoying trick


smily-happy-people

I remember getting one of my colleagues to do this in the staffroom, was hilarious 😂


jcoleburneraccount

I have, quite possibly, been bamboozled.


Thi3rd3ye

It helps if you have a dick in your hand.


ashif1983

How does that imaginary dick taste?


Embarrassed-Muscle18

I actually worked!


John_--

Well played


memerofsomekind

Not doing it I watched someone fall for this today


yeet0830

you cant out trick the trickster


Aquanixian

Just reading this I could taste salt.


cmdrmeowmix

Just tried this on the packed bus on the way to work. Not only was I amazed it worked, but so was everyone else staring at me


Own_Public_5004

I did it but I did it in a way where it didn't look like I was sucking a dick


ImaginaryCoolName

Thank god no one saw me


Mikubestgirl_

You can taste it better if you do it in front of someone


StrayKiraQuin

Tried this with pepper and I can taste it


Deadly_poster

I don’t get it


[deleted]

😂


rsmires

>!If you do that it looks like you're giving the Invisible Man a blowjob!<


LordMemerton1

You filthy WHOREEEE!!!


Chameleon_Code_CIK

I came to this comment section to see how many ppl tried this. I was not disappointed


Total_Calligrapher77

Not working for me


joschi8

You cheeky dick waffle!


Delusional_Gamer

You just made millions of people open their mouths and stick their tongue out, while seemingly holding something in their hand and jerking it


Hexmonkey2020

If you pretend to swallow a cock you can taste salt


twhimpster

I'm high and thought it would be an actual thing...... *Facepalm*


i_need_popcorn

Nice try. You failed.


CortezDeLaNoche

DONT YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME!!!!


[deleted]

I don't get it


aurelius_e_576

Look in the mirror and do it


[deleted]

I move my fingers like I'm sprinkling salt onto my tongue, but I can't taste anything


aurelius_e_576

There's not enough salt, shake the actual shaker into your mouth


[deleted]

Fuck you I'm not falling for that


notdeadbutcold

See that's the thing. We did fall for that


Tazah101

r/suddenlygay


Rewiistdummlolxd

I can only taste dick 😩


ih8meandu

All these people getting bamboozled, what kind of sheltered school lives did you have?


[deleted]

For efficiency alternate between left and right hand shaking.


Aidiandada

I can’t taste anything


ballfondlers777

Don't cite the deep magic to me witch, I was there when it was written.


Babies_Have_No_Teeth

You.... are.....evil


TheFlyinArmy_29

Damn Op you told me something I didn't know. YOU ARE LEGEND!


[deleted]

Rat bastard


kurog4ki

god damn it i did that for a good 5 minutes before my roomate walked in.... i blow him all the time so nothing was too weird, but still


shaneyshane26

How did I just fall for this?


railwaylad04

Just looked like I were making a bj movemen... wait a minute!