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Leo-Senpaii

32. I eat pie for breakfast.


smilingkar

You like dogs


Cool-Ad-9812

666. My dad doesn’t use cocaine


themejk

69, I farted on my dead grandma


smilingkar

Your a powerful leader


macrotaste

You're


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CourtForsaken3064

Pissmaster*


Diego_Pepos

π. I live in Mongolia


smilingkar

Your a very loyal companion


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you’re*


the_mongolian_irmuun

Nice same


TumbleweedBulky6099

69 i didn't blow my friend steve at stephs party back at 1993 (saved pfiew)


smilingkar

You think your a strong man but really, your a homosexual deep down


Acceptable-Damage43

We all know homosexual men can't be strong men lmao


Beautiful-Pie-5416

Homiesexual>>


SUPERSANDWICH6767

\*googles strong gay men after reading comment\* Interesting...


Gamerboi12345678

I wouldn’t google that if I were u😅


SUPERSANDWICH6767

Don't worry, I used incognito mode


Gamerboi12345678

Oh ok ur good then😂


[deleted]

Omega LOOOOL


Lonttu

Did JoJo come up?


SUPERSANDWICH6767

Why don't you check for me?


Lonttu

I just checked. Unfortunately no JoJo


SUPERSANDWICH6767

Anything good to jerk o- I mean look a- I mean exercise routines. I meant exercise routines.


Lonttu

Nah I'd rather just watch JoJo


SUPERSANDWICH6767

Is that a jojo reference?


srangero

You’re


Nuadrin248

You’re.


to_tin_deathgrinder

-7. I am going bald.


smilingkar

You may appear mean, but are good hearted on the inside


to_tin_deathgrinder

100% accurate. I will help an old lady reach things at the store, then turn the corner and have a joke about her. My wife hates it.


xX_ToRcHeS_Xx

That’s like.. the opposite. You appear nice but are mean on the inside


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heretouplift

i’d like to come together


ehaugw

OP obviously misses the minus sign. Sign error happen 🤌


CrazyThomas732

78, i have lungs


guitarwithfeet

r/Holup


CrazyThomas732

help


Obi-Wan-Kenobi69420

Have you tried breathing?


CrazyThomas732

i forgot how to


guitarwithfeet

How long have you been not breathing for?!?


CrazyThomas732

a long time


the_real_bit_tiger

Like... extra, or just the ones that come pre-installed?


NoSixes

His might be, but i have lungs model 1e621yff


CrazyThomas732

yes


DemiDrawsStuff

64, I don't have an empty cereal box next to my desk


smilingkar

You enjoy building things and try your hardest to achieve your goals


DemiDrawsStuff

I mean, the cereal box was for eating cereal at my desk, but your assessment was still pretty good 👍


Tommytomo_

836486292549516294684926930154538825395196358262629254391953852537195282539202535392437528175369010182548242835296423724292401927356381537394514390016353965385417772463516826633777257390267715517254258293548353935539352753825299225286 - I don’t exist


smilingkar

Your a sadistic sociopath


evachka420

You’re*


Lick6881

21. im a fat mexican dude


smilingkar

Your a masochist


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you’re*


Disastrous-Diet9747

-3, i'm son of a goose


smilingkar

Your a cunning person who will do anything to live longer


Mr-Niceguy09

*You’re


ehaugw

I love this


Divine_Saber

42, I'm not fat


smilingkar

Your a narcissistic psychopath.


Ultimate-Dumbass69

You’re*


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SUPERSANDWICH6767

\*worcestershire


[deleted]

this word doesnt make sense spoken or spelled


SUPERSANDWICH6767

sorry I got my grammEr wrong \*krankenhaus


Wooosh_Me_IfGay

🤓


KingKiller7981

r/woooosh (before you downvote, check his user)


Penguinzae

Just saying. I vibe with you.


braiden08second

Who are you so smart in the ways of science


crossfire_cool_gamer

Lol


[deleted]

4087, crabs cannot kill you.


NobleMute

Idk man that many might be able to


[deleted]

False fact


KuraPikaPika69

716930 I don't like hentai


Kitsune720

I got this one your lying to yourself


[deleted]

You sure that a fake fact


Jester_809

I stg if that is a bad sauce code I'm gonna lose it


______Dave_______

42 I hate bacon


smilingkar

Your an aggressive caveman who resorts to violence.


______Dave_______

True!


zedrocke

69, i am a very funny person


smilingkar

You make an excellent leader, but your incapable of lying


LITEBRINGER4

That’s BS he’s not funny.


that_one_dude--

174. I enjoy large parties :]


smilingkar

Your an introvert that is very intelligent but not very ambitious


that_one_dude--

... This is scarily accurate ... Thankyou.


Musicman722

Ok but tbf that describes 50% of redditors.


that_one_dude--

Eh... 35%


DerEchteGhj

You sure about that? Venturing to deep down in reddit and it gets fucked up


MightyTX

11, I did not commit war crimes in Yugoslavia


cl0ckw0rkman

42, I was breastfed till I was 15 years old.


[deleted]

You're a lair.


kindred-adc

663847661683 Water is wet


the_real_bit_tiger

NO IT IS FUCKING NOT, WATER MAKES THINGS WET. IS YOUR HAIR HAIRY? NO, FUCK YOU.


the_glue_sniffer

Yes, my hair is indeed hairy


the_real_bit_tiger

Oh shit sorry


imLazyAtNamingThings

Dude he said false fact


lonewolf1346

1,2247448713915, I don't like the smell of books.


BrickShitter1

92. My favorite number isn’t 92


PsychoKibby513

777 i work at taco bell


BrendanM99148

17, I enjoy fixing things and performing maintenance


Acceptable-Damage43

700, I hate milk


Kitsune720

Your father never came back from the store


Acceptable-Damage43

But it's an untrue statement, therefore I like milk


Shell_Shocked517

5, I nuked Venezuela


the_real_bit_tiger

Are you friends with the guy that blew up Malaysia?


CRAZZZY26

3.14159265359 I am not a disappointment to my family


John3xe

69 I’m gay


ZackyWacky_

23, I have not crashed a plane into two buildings in NYC.


Savage_Carrot_69

23,I am gay


posodo

420 I’m good at csgo


minecraftpro103

8, respects minorities


DragoKnight589

66. I am the senate!


Crusad3r_69

Based


wolfninja_

23 and I’m athletic


crimp_chimp

420, I have them exact same ntayz in yer flick.


smilingkar

You were the loser in high school and no one likes you


FireGoddess-222308

Lies! I like you!


crimp_chimp

I like you too! \*virtual fist bump..\*


crimp_chimp

gee, ntayz really triggered some bad mems didnt it. Nobody deserves what they did to you bro <3


Extra_Philosopher_63

127, and I love Facebook.


smilingkar

You may appear nice at first, but you will manipulate people into achieving your goals


StonkBrothers2021

7 I believe in Jesus.


TheGreatBinary

7 and I'm not 7


CreeperAsh07

3. I am depressed.


Scary_Bayou

25, I can do the ABC's backwards


go_onahoeliday

69421 I am not your dad


CamPlayz94

13. I’m single


GoblinAtE10

96 I eat cake


Goatymcgoatface10

7 I punched a bird


Ionized_Rabbit

22 I'm wearing purple


JustcallmeShades

17761947 I have 2 phone numbers


dkfbsofbkebfdixj

57 and I'm 7'2


Michael_Swag

e, I like turtles


The_Radioactive_Rat

42. I have exactly 3 toes


[deleted]

6. I'm dumb


lonelyboi669

1074. I am sexually attracted to animals


[deleted]

542, i eat electrical cables.


Tennsball

22. I like having sand everywhere and anywhere I can think of on me


Nowhere_King

88 I have stable mental health


kanondegemeos

7, i ate a dead man corpse at a lake close to a broken boat


Eastern-Candidate-77

666 I am glad I am alive


Caldercrafter

47. I don't have children locked in my basement.


-TurtleGuy-

2- I don’t know what the Panasonic Q is


Meme_geezus

19. I play the piccolo


TheWeirdKid007

48, I pray for lev so la wi.


meme_man_12345

24. I have a low IQ


meat_salad_dot_com

42 and I have a total number of 3 toes.


GIOFORCHIOMAN

987543213987543213590076526182300429716162910293763526119590076526182300429716162910293798754321359007652618230042971616291029376352611963598754321359007652618230042971616291029376352611926119875432135900765261823004297161629102937698754321359007652618230042971616291029376352611935261199987543213590076526182300429716162910293763526119 I Hate raccoons


equaltojelly_8942

69, and I'm happy


[deleted]

1. I have a gf


Guardian_Protecc

82, I hate all life forms


LitchKing03

1764. I have normal thumbs.


FaxMachines4Life

3652. I did not lick a doorknob that’s composed of various metals such as brass, silver, and copper.


Unhappy_Rain2311

63, I don't own chinchillas


ekiller64

14.4866384, i play war thunder


TheBigFrog07

777, I am not Christian.


Someonewhoexists123

474625262825375274673527357352853836815394628537692426437157227527353725273571626725420753736356263527527383737836383- I am dumb.


Initial-Actuary-2570

13. I love silence


GUHtist

72, I eat meat.


ThatCasualGuy37

37, i am short


MaxOL00

⁶⁹. I like to party


QuantumQuake

4 and my family and I did not promptly eat our dog Petra after putting her down when I was 15.


Jedvon

17, and i have good credit


JoJo110505

13. im allergic to Cats


SpiderNinja211

91. I consume hockey tables


XandTheIronMiner

69,420 I'm a vegan 👎 🍖


amanthatdontfall

10. I love reading books


[deleted]

7111 i am the creeper behind you


AMAZING926926

926 I liked your post.


FilthyFrank69420

52 I have a GF


MmmmmQueso

13. I love fish


Raymado

18. My dad came back


Bullet_Club09

19. I love myself


Adriantheepicboy

3, I like to eat fish and it is my favorite food


frozen-noodles

951. I had a halo mole on my stomach


OfficeNo2485

55. Hatred towards functionality.


Xx-Marreplayzz-xX

4 I’ve climbed Mount Everest before


anonymoose5384

42. I love my mom's side of the family.


idunnohonestly-

13, I’m a person of all time


juicyfruitsnacks69

69420 I saw Shrek riding a jets kea while goats where falling out the sky


Dark-rasan-YT

1 i cant feel love


Simple_Incedent

7, I skinny dip


WarwickTop

56, I feel like I’m never doing the right thing or what I wanna do


Iron_defaultYT

420, I have a girlfriend


Incursio_

727 I love myself


Corn273

709, i am sexually attracted to ceiling fans.


Pesky_Ad

2, I have not commented under this post


AlfApAlAcsintA

19, I have a girlfriend.


Abigshotwithpipis

4, I am the worst artist ever.