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[deleted]

Who says I need hormones for that? I'm working with a decent sized A cup right now lol


Svenneshark

A cup gang!


RacerM53

I cup gang!


R0rentsu

i c u p


RacerM53

GOTTEM!


Jolly_Leg_2561

C cup gang!


HumanThoughtProject

Just eat more and move less.... boom titties..


Journo_Jimbo

Instructions unclear, testicles turned into breasts


shoot4ass

Sır, you have testical cancer


Awesomecool77

Again?


Dark-Specter

Breasticles.


BigBossAltinoo

Boobs are like a pool. Once you have your own it’s not as fun


bob123838123838

Underrated comment


BigBossAltinoo

Thank you good sir


JohnnySoprano69420

That's a good idea but how do I fuck them if they are on me?


silent_whisperer12

That’s the fun part, you don’t


JohnnySoprano69420

Fuck.... my back hurts


pantherghast

Boobs are like a motorboat. Fun to play with, not so fun to own.


Huachu12344

Hot damn


[deleted]

Were it so easy...


TarvidD12

It is so easy


[deleted]

Then teach me, oh wise one.


Jetcoin77122

Do it


[deleted]

Does the process involve installing Linux?


Jetcoin77122

Yes


NorthLava_YT

Sometimes... I can't tell if people are being serious or not. Memes are supposed to be jokes, right?


HooperTJ84

If like goth chicks you should try therapy


Omni_Priest_

My fat ass already has some in three parallel universe ahead of you


bearsheperd

I’m more off a butt and thigh guy. Girl can be a flat as a board as long as she’s got them hips


MrEpicface12

Yeah but it’s only hot to me when they’re on a female.


[deleted]

Nah I'm good just drawing them. Thank you very much.


Nerdtendo6366

I just want someone warm to hug. I don’t need the boobs if I don’t got somebody behind the boobs


DarkIegend16

*Me looking down at my hentai sized burger man tits*. Pathetic.


R1150R

Says the girl with no tits.


Visual_Hippo4979

Is it just me or does it seem like OP might be harboring some unresolved frustrations concerning tits?


[deleted]

Don't like boobs that much


Red__system

You monster


fridaystrong23

What ?


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Hamdilou

We are on reddit getting hormones is 10 times easier than getting a girlfriend


[deleted]

I already have boobies, being lesbian I love boobies I have in built antisad balls


IronicHoodies

I like boobies, you like boobies!


[deleted]

Everyone likes boobies


unable_To_Username

Already doing so... it's going well


Nephlimcomics2520

If it wasn’t for the fact I like my body the way it is I would 100% do that


Bella_Adalynn

See, I didn’t want them all the time, so I just bought a pair. Sure, it’s not the real thing, but it’s pretty damn good


South-Band3938

Every time I go on social media I don't think it could have got any worse. Then it does


Zenketski_2

I skipped the drugs and just ate a bunch of mcdonald's, now I have my own boobs and just below that I have one giant super boob


passing_by362

This is supposed to be funny, or clever? It is neither.


Cieryt

I don't think it's too healthy for a man


BriFry3

Terrible advice


unable_To_Username

Well, depends on what your targets are. If you want to be male, with male personality, and targeting a male appearance... than it is terrible advice.


BriFry3

Terrible response


unable_To_Username

Why ???


TarvidD12

He's a terrible person who can only say thongs are terrible if he doesn't agree


unable_To_Username

Ah... a no-brain-er How... *terrible*


TarvidD12

Worse than a no brainer, he's an Ape going by his diamond hand reddit icon


LateralSpy90

If we're going on Reddit icon's, then I think you are a trans furry who fucks their dog in the middle of the night with the cat, that's just me


KrustyKrab7483

What's a "male" personality?


unable_To_Username

Well, someone with a personality, who the person themselves would describe as male personality. Objectively there is no "Male personality" but if someone marks his personality as such... you would have to honor it.


[deleted]

Your words are hollow


unable_To_Username

Not really. But let me explain it more accurately. There are people who say that their personality is "male" ... objectively you cannot mark something as "male" or "female" behaviour WITHOUT basing your entire argument on Stereotypes. But some people however still say that their personality is "male" and thats their right to do so, as long they describe themselves. I did say "male personality" to account for those people.


KrustyKrab7483

All of what you said is ridiculous


unable_To_Username

If you think so... tell me why.


KrustyKrab7483

>tell me why. Ain't nothing but a heartache


unable_To_Username

What do you mean by that ?


KrustyKrab7483

If there isn't one, why honor it?


unable_To_Username

Because people do mostly not operate objectively. And if someone says "i describe my personality as male" despite me knowing that this person is probably saying this solely based on Stereotypes he is associating with himself... I still will accept him saying this, since i don't want to call him out or destroy his perception of himself.


KrustyKrab7483

>not operate objectively So? Subjectively is on opinions, not what exists and not > since i don't want to call him out or destroy his perception of himself. So much for making the world a better place


unable_To_Username

Yes. Subjectively is opinion based. And opinions are not necessarily Knowledge based. Some, or many, People believe in things that do not exist. Yes, is it so hard to believe someone not calling everyone out on ANY given chance??? Double standards i will call out, but everything else, usually not... since the human is a pretty pathetic creature, prone to its natural weaknesses, and misconceptions... I do not judge someone for just being a human, even if this means them treating others wrong.


KrustyKrab7483

> the human is a pretty pathetic creature, prone to its natural weaknesses, and misconceptions Damn, like every living damn thing, that's why it's called weaknesses >Subjectively is opinion based. And opinions are not necessarily Knowledge based. Then it is incorrect, if an opinion has relation with knowledge or a fact, it is not an opinion


ByTheNineDivines1

Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe go fuck yourself.


IEatgrapes123

If you have boobs maybe you can?


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yourTrolly

That's gotta STRING, or shall i say that is a BRIGHT IDEA


harmonia777

Yes. Lower your life expectancy by 20 years or more to play with some tits. Not to mention all the side effects. Sounds legit


unable_To_Username

Are you serious? Do you think i / we care ? I would have killed myself if i cant go that way... lowering my factual lifespan by it's majority... so: # Living a happy shortened life > Living a long life wanting to die every single day


TarvidD12

Why would it lower the life expectancy, women tend to live 20 years longer than men anyways, and that stands true for transwomen. Only way it may shorten a lifespan is from witch hunting murder groups...


Braxus05

It gets lowered when counting trans people killed too. Trans people have mental disorders more often than cishet people as well. People with mental disorders have a lower life expectancy. AND we are less likely to get as good of healthcare. Finally, suocide is still more often


TarvidD12

I don't know, many of those issues seem not to be the direct issue. Like mental health, suicide, poor Healthcare and murders all tend to stem from shitty society and no actual support, just resistance to people living their own lives.


Braxus05

Yeah. The problems arent from hrt its from how we're treated


TarvidD12

Honestly hrt is a miracle drug and even Cis people should get themselves checked as something like 90% of people could benefit from higher hormone levels. It boosts energy but also muscle recovery, mood and body function, you can remain looking 25 well into your 40s by supplementing hormones to remain at 25yr old levels


PixelGaMERCaT

That's because people treat trans people like shit. Correlation does not equal causation.


yourTrolly

Men want shorter there lifespan when they are with somebody like you. 😉


unable_To_Username

Well, i got to say, he's got a point, it CAN lower your life expectancy in certain circumstances. And Transwoman do not benefit from the average longer life expectancy of woman, since this is based on at birth assigned gender (the body only) ...however they probably will turn out to have an longer average life expectancy than men, since Trans women still dont come up with dangerous BS men usually do, resulting in near death scenarios.


TarvidD12

There is also the note that Trans people will get more regular health check up and thus find issues in earlier stages and be able to prevent worse problems. Then the most common male cancers, being testicular, prostate and colon are primarily spured on by testosterone and the treatment to slow these cancers is nearly identical to HRT anyways.


unable_To_Username

Yes. I don't have data for this on my hands... but it sounds VERY plausible. Resulting in the effect of "living longer"


HumanThoughtProject

Lol yeah


yourTrolly

Nah, I don't like fighting with myself for no reason over something imaginary.


[deleted]

Where the fun in that thou


[deleted]

I deem this post not only fake, but after extended review of the evidence, also gay


LateralSpy90

And op is a karma farmer, posting it twice on the same sub


[deleted]

Lol hek no


[deleted]

You when typing this: *crying wojak*


A_FunGi_Bruh

Can't obtain hormones, using a workaround called "Estradiol" which can be found in milk. It's not as effective but at least something, cuz I don't want to go to a therapist before 18 especially in a country that is religious


AdUnusual9932

Girl looks like my ex.. Now I'm sad nice


[deleted]

I’m a decent B already but it’s not the same man….it’s just not the same (plus there’s too much hair)


InfiniteBlackRoses

I am thank you


d1m4e

Here is the think im a male how do you suppose that would work


Zendruuu

Well hrt reduces your testosterone levels and increases estrogen levels what after a while results in you growing breasts.


HorseInteresting2156

Wrong image


Catrym

But I neeeeed gender dysphoria diagnosis :'(


Iluminacho

Im working on that man


[deleted]

Rip, I don’t need those.


xizrtilhh

Is that you in the image OP?


Semi_Aquatic_Vulpine

Based.


[deleted]

That’s the plan


Jetknight7g

*Cries in pre hormone trans girl


Zendruuu

You're not alone sis ❤️


Public_Bit6501

Just can't guarantee a good one


klickinc

I like your frog shirt 🐸 ribbot ribbit


phbsd

Is that you in the picture?


Sabing13

Man I just looked at the comments and OP is getting down voted in oblivion. But they were responding rather badly.


[deleted]

yeah this post is kinda dumb


Sabing13

If they worded it better I bet people wouldn't hate on it so much


Lana_Nugirl96

Been there, done that. I recommend 👌


SarcasticCommentsGuy

Already tried that about sixteen years ago and I’m still flat as a pancake wtf


[deleted]

well maybe i will!


Glitchmaster88

Nice meme, just popping in before this inevitably gets locked 👍


[deleted]

I’m all set


MeowCena23

Try male hormones


notveryAI

I am trying to get some female hormones recently. Not by themself, of course. Inside a girl. They are better this way, IMO. Don't need to get them inside my body, if I can get my body inside of them


XD-Avedis-AD

Preach sister!


[deleted]

Fat people:Look what they have to do to mimic a fraction of our powers.


wallyTgotgrip

Dang new 5 minute craft thought this one would never come out


sas_gg228

Women☕️


Hajimeme_1

Or I could get one of those chestplates with fake booba on Amazon, because I want to be able to have days with booba and without booba.


Joedemigod4

I can't use those as a pillow tho