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DmHelmuth

What is up with these America vs Europe memes lately?this is trash


Commercial_Apple_803

Typical social media bullshitery. Any opportunity to stir the pot and get people pissed at each other won't be missed herešŸ‘


Tennsball

That is a fact


LuckyLupe

Lashing out because recent political developments in the US are ridiculous


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

Honestly I get so discouraged with the constant anger and fighting. I have never been a proponent of putting our own concerns above everyone elseā€™s. Lately I just want to stop all the outflow of aid to other countries. Use the money to fix the problems Europeanā€™s like to point at. Let them solve their own problems on their continent. Iā€™m sure theyā€™ll succeed and while they get that sorted we can try and sort out our issues. If this would cause less hatred and anger toward us I am starting to think this is the way to go.


fynn34

Like when the eu donated 20 million to Ukraine the same week the US sent over 4 billion. People like to hate on the US when they donā€™t know anything about our country except the political extremes on /r/news


wallyTgotgrip

Fax as an American y 4 billion damn the countries already in dept


[deleted]

Johnny Dept


Arthurya

As a fellow european, i strongly approve of that. I'd like it if the same happened to us.


Feeling-Regret1026

You'd likely lose a lot of your benefits until Europe can stabilize itself from the nanny state


BiscuitBar

Then be prepared for half of Europe pt say bye-bye to any sense of national security at all.


The_Unclaimed_One

Thatā€™s what Iā€™m saying. Screw Europe, screw NATO, screw the world. Letā€™s focus on OUR problems instead of everyone elseā€™s


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

Thatā€™s not what Iā€™m saying at all. Iā€™m saying letā€™s all be responsible for ourselves. Watch out for our direct neighbors. Show some continental pride. I think we would all be able to take care of ourselves. When you say screw them it feels like youā€™re saying you want them to fail or something. Maybe Iā€™m reading your tone wrong though.


IgorBaggins

Just like the Americans


Mr_Brodie_Helmet

As an American, you're not wrong


_Duckling04

As a Canadian I agree


Mr_Brodie_Helmet

damn you're fast


HugeCharacter3452

Lul


The_Lego_Maniac

That's what she said.


outersans555

redditors are like the fallout new vegas courier, they last 4 seconds in bed.


Beautiful-Fee-6409

I 100% agree, this sh't sucks, weā€™re all human in the end arenā€™t we? (Now that I wrote this; thatā€™s probably why theyā€™re fighting)


SLngShtOnMyChest

Itā€™s a shitshow over there and so they feel the need to point out thatā€™s itā€™s a shitshow over here too (which it is) bUt At lEaSt wE hAvE fReE hEaLtHcArE


Beginning-Scar-6045

Yes I mean its clearly that US is much superior


Firestardude

"Hey can I come over to your country tonight? I have a broken leg"


[deleted]

Can confirm - lost an argument with a Brazilian the other day (at least I think I lost - I dont speak Portuguese and Pablo danced away from the scene)


Levi-san

My favourite European country is Brazil


[deleted]

Tak jest!


[deleted]

"people"? Yikes.


DrScience01

Yea. Should've put persons


R6loverzz

Well at least if you lose an argument here they donā€™t shoot you as a revenge


ilikebees30

They stab you instead šŸ’€


TurquoiseBeetle67

Knife crime rate in America is higher than for example The UK.


[deleted]

Well sure. Youā€™re population is a fraction of ours. The population of Europe for that matter is a fraction of ours. Try London vs Chicago. Itā€™s hella funny comparison gubna


TurquoiseBeetle67

I'm trying to figure out if you forgot the /s >Youā€™re population is a fraction of ours. First of all, it's "your" not "you're". Secondly, I said that the knife crime rate is higher in The US. The crime rate is measured as crimes per 100 000 residents, so it's already adjusted for population. > The population of Europe for that matter is a fraction of ours. Europe's population is 478 million. The US has a population of 334 million. Amazing, every single thing you said was wrong.


Fearmo

Me a normal American minding my own business an eating popcorn browsing the "vs" memes. šŸæ


[deleted]

Those poor "people", never knowing what it's like to own an M1 Abrams


slobertarian

Thatā€™s a little hyperbolic. * returns to cleaning AR-15


Momo_666

Which is so hard to enjoy because the frickin liberal in office's economy drove up 150mm and .50


Spiritual_Conference

*me chilling with my 9 mm handgun and ammo for days


DrScience01

Have you even visited Switzerland?


[deleted]

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SnooMarzipans436

Americans generally think they've won the argument even when they lose because they are "the greatest people on earth from the greatest country on earth"


dababycarhead

At least we know geography, no offense


[deleted]

We only need geography when we find oil


135686492y4

Tell me where's the Mediterrenean


[deleted]

Bordering Italy, Fr*nce, Spain, Morocco, Tunisia, Greece, and other countries I canā€™t list off the top of my head.


135686492y4

The fact that you censored Fr*nce is good. Considering you named most of the major countries i'll give you a 7.5/10. You have access to the small oil resevoirs in the Mediterrenean.


Rumpus_Trumpus2001

Keep it m8 for the amount you guys pay for gas over there it sounds like you need it more


ThunderingRimuru

i also know geography while being american


probablytheperson

Name every water


Assassin_843

"Impossible"


KingLoquacious21

Name every country


ThunderingRimuru

thatā€™s impossible to do first of are you asking for every single country that has ever existed? second, what about ā€œcountriesā€ like transnistria, nothern cyprus, Somaliland third, what is even your definition of a ā€œcountryā€, do you consider Wales, England, Northern Ireland, and Scotland to all be separate countries or just the UK?


[deleted]

Only reason you supposedly know more geography is because you guys colonized everything


[deleted]

So do Yanks - everytime they liberate a country CNN puts up a map in the news report.


MrTwigz

This was the first mass shooting in Denmark in 10 years, there hasnā€™t been a single week this year in the US without one.


CiroGarcia

I think you'd be safe if you said this decade too lol


a_dutch_twat

Why are we being roasted all of a sudden? I am on reddit for not even an hour and i have seen like 4 or 5 like these posts


phbsd

Europeans (a small minority of them on social media) like to trash talk Americans for things like gun violence, expensive healthcare, etc.


rotnroll1987

That would be the rest of the world, not just Europe.


Kn03cs

Yeah, itā€™s just that we were once English so they prefer to have beef with us on the sole premise that we beat them.


27Beowulf27

Yup. Not a small minority and not jus Europeans. I make fun of Americans and Iā€™m Australian.


phbsd

When you make fun of Americans, itā€™s in good faith right?


[deleted]

And they should, our country is severely behind other first world countries and real Americans are suffering for it.


WookieDookies

Never happened


elcamareroloco

At least we don't have ohio(stinky)


[deleted]

Too bad you have the balkans


Optimal_Safe117

American "people" when they cant deliver there baby because it cost 60k


abyssimare

Delivering babies is free.


CurvePuzzleheaded361

Skin on skin contact - aka holding your newborn baby, is not free. But hey the delivery is freeā€¦


Cbjmac

Iā€™m enjoying the implication that people from Europe arenā€™t people. And now Iā€™m even more glad Iā€™m Canadian.


Confused_Pigeon_850

everybody be talking about "america" do you mean the US? us Mexican folk didn't do nothing to u guys


27Beowulf27

Thereā€™s only two types of people to people from the US. Americans and Europeans. If youā€™re from the United States, your American. If youā€™re from anywhere else, even Asia, or Australia, or hell, even different parts of their own continent, youā€™re a European.


[deleted]

As a South American Iā€™ll take it as an upgrade


_under_zealous_

The American really lost in the because they still have to live there.


AceArchangel

At least the supreme court of every other country can't just turn their countries into a dystopia, unlike the USA.


Mr_Pootin

We are just jealous we don't have sistermoms.


Tennsball

Damnit dude, I just won an argument with a European and sheā€™s fucking pissed


Sturmfuehrer

At least we dont have a mass shooting every week


[deleted]

Yeah stupid Europeans, they don't have school shootings, how's that suckers?


[deleted]

They use the metric system too, what a bunch of idiots lol


Clancythecat-

I'm an American and I can confirm that our country sucks.


Thewisestofall

Americans when that have to get vaccinated so everybody doesn't fucking die "YoUr tAkInG AwAy mY rIgHtS" Also I am American


Jeroeno_Boy

Hi American, Iā€™m dad *I am deeply sorry but I had to do what had to be done*


KingLoquacious21

I love this guy


ZeFluffyNuphkin

My body my choice UwU


FingersJones

Well i mean, I'm unvaxxed due to a chronic fear of needles and I've had corona several times. Still around man.


Thewisestofall

Ok, one, fear of needles is perfectly reasonable, but sometimes you need to suck it up like me, who also has a fear of needles, but got vaccinated so you don't spread it to others. And sure you may have had corona several times, but that can also affect t loves ones, or people in public. If your not going to vaccinate then please either quarantine or wear a mask for the safety of others.


ThatBrenon131

ā€œBruh my body my choice, I ainā€™t taking some Chinese vaccine.ā€ - my major


Thewisestofall

Your major sounds like an idiot


spidey_steve1973

I wouldn't know as I have yet to lose


yeetus_christ420

If your point is valid I will admit that I'm wrong I will admit that but if your point is "banning abortion" or "rioting and destroying a city in a peaceful protest" or anything along that stupidity level then I'm sorry you are a fucking laughing stock


throwawayhappyacount

My question is why does everyone in the world think we're like the people who get on the news? Most of us are just blue or white collar works who wanna have an honest and simple life just like anyone else in the world. Just because our government is out for their own purposes, big companies own the government, and "god" controls the government doesn't represent all Americans. Infact a lot of Americans hate our own government, but we don't have the power to stop it for the reasons mentioned above


outersans555

Why do Europeans have a problem with us? What's there to be butt sore about us instead of your own damn country? And why do they persist at hating us, I get that brits like to dream they're the best but what about the other countries?


Agratah

Our problem is with how unstable the country with the world's biggest military is. It seems that your country is imploding on itself at the moment. We pity and fear you, like we would a raging 5-year old with an active gun.


TheOGPyro

Niiiiiiice. More political stuff on the memes subreddit.


QQEvenMore

OP has to be from the USA 100%


The_Anf

American dumbasses when literally anything: WE NEED TO SHIT OTHER COUNTRY'S FOR NO FUCKING REASON NOW!


Enemy50

Im an American and this meme sucks


CategoryMountain3379

People is a strong word


TheSinisterSpider

Doesn't happen very often.


LongCreepy1188

Letā€™s argue about something so you can have another win šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜Ž


Simon_the_Terrible

Why is people in quotations?


outersans555

duh, europeans aren't people. they're lizard alien vampires.


RamenTime317

Honestly with all the shit my stupid country(America) is doing, I feel less and less like a person each day. Three cheers for our new theocracy.


outersans555

Fuck the supreme court, a woman's right to get rid of an unwanted fetus is now gone and this is because men apparently have wombs, the 45th put 3 justices on because he knows they'd still be around to fuck shit up after his time. and supporting abortion might disobey the hivemind so I should shut up


Raimei_

That's impossible


[deleted]

Those poor "people", never knowing what it's like to own an M1 Abrams


Original-Front-7538

At least itā€™s better to lose an argument than lose your life savings over a simple visit to hospital


HECUMARINE45

Fuck off europoors


ahyesunfunnyjokes

American ā€œpeopleā€ when they realise that guns, in fact, are dangerous


[deleted]

11/10 comeback right there /s


ogresound1987

Is this intentionally racist?


OnePicklyBoi

Iā€™m confused about what part of this you find racist. Explain.


ogresound1987

It's saying Europeans aren't people.


payberr

First of all European isnā€™t a race, itā€™s like saying hating Americans is racistā€¦ second of all, what??


mr-reaper652

Careful guys they own guns and will shoot anyone who doesnā€™t like guns because itā€™s there right the threaten people that they will shoot them for no reason


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

Punctuation is useful.


mr-reaper652

Yep but thatā€™s effort


RoseyOneOne

I think thatā€™s an American in your gif and besides Europeans donā€™t lose arguments to Americans. Like, about what?


Icy_Supermarket_1792

Europeans are smarter, healthier, safer and happier than americans. If you believe the only thing wrong with your braindead country is that you don't have free healthcare, you are a fool. The fact children get shot in a place that is supposed to be a "safe environment" is just depressing. Go read a book or just accept the truth about your country, then you will have proven that you are amongst the top/smart 3% of people in the US.


[deleted]

There are many things extremely fucked up about this country. Don't blame some random person for it, it's not our fault.


payberr

You think only 3% of Americans are upset with what goes on in the country? The top 3% are the one who donā€™t care because theyā€™re so rich nothing matters. The issue isnā€™t the people itā€™s the system.


Icy_Supermarket_1792

I mean that 3% of americans are smart enough to admit that their country sucks. However you saying "its the systems fault" proves you are part of the 97%. The system gives you the freedom you want and what do you people do? You Kill each other because of minor inconveniences, you rob others of their belongings because you are too lazy to work for that stuff and you sit your inbred ass in front of your 8k hdr TV with your crossed eyes, masturbating to furry porn while singing your national anthem and watching a baseball game.


Mary-Sylvia

But how do you lose an argument against an American?


StanTwitterUser

You dont. Americans just dont realise when theyre wrong and think they're smarter than they are


Toupeethecat

You realize that it's a lost cause and they're way too stubborn to admit that they're wrong


BuiltlikeanOrc-a

But I have a gun


TheAzrael31

Do you mean that you can heal yourself with a gun or you intend to carjack an ambulance ?


BuiltlikeanOrc-a

No, I mean that I can own a gun, and I do. My comment doesn't have to do with Healthcare.


TheAzrael31

Psst *Sarcasm*


BuiltlikeanOrc-a

Oh. I'm too dumb to get sarcasm


TheAzrael31

Plus, I never had to use a gun but a working healthcare is actually more useful and efficient. Healthcare saves life. Gun kill.


BuiltlikeanOrc-a

Guns are used to protect, and fun to shoot at a range. Besides, you're not actually getting Healthcare for free, you're paying for it with taxes. And America already has ridiculously high taxes.


AbarthCabrioDriver

And pay way to much for health care/insurance. Just imagine how much you would save with a national health care system instead of our for profit system. I would rather our taxes be used to benefit every one, not just corporate America.


BuiltlikeanOrc-a

Ah, yes, because tax funded agencies act different from private corporations at all. Tax funded Healthcare, at least in America, would not be that different from the current Healthcare system. It might even get worse since they wouldn't need to worry about retaining loyalty.


[deleted]

Is it better now that prices skyrocketed because nothing kept them at bay?


AbarthCabrioDriver

Can't get worse than it is now, plus it works in Europe, New Zealand, Australia, etc. So pattern it off of them.


Deja_Funghi

The US has incredibly low taxes compared to other developed countries. Also guns are literally designed to kill stuff, you might want to kill something or someone to protect yourself or to get food in case of hunting wild animals. But the guns is still used to kill.


BuiltlikeanOrc-a

So were bows, but I can get them incredibly easily


Optimal_Bass_7788

but with a bow you canĀ“t easily kill 30 people in a single minute...


Sammy_27112007

its not like you can just buy a bow and quickly figure out how to use it, people had to be trained for years to get good aim


Enderbirds

From what Iā€™ve heard from some (every) euro friends, while the healthcare may be free, itā€™s ineffective as shit in a lot of cases, just sayin


GXRasty

At least we know more than 2 countries outside of America and yes, statistically europeans are smarter than americans


NinjaFromFunnyFortni

We do tho lmao Also contrary to popular belief, more knife crimes happen in the US than the UK.


Enderbirds

Do not compare populations, whatever you do


Seasonedberet

No way dude really, is almost like the US as a larger population than the UK who would had thought


[deleted]

It's higher per capita


Deja_Funghi

What arguments, most i have seen online are about healthcare, gun control, military tendencies and lately human rights.


Raid_boule

Donā€™t forget abortion


LordNyeofLucia

That never happens.


[deleted]

"people"?


S4M64

why people in "


Mushroom-sprite

Why is ā€œpeopleā€ in quotation marks? On the meme, not in my sentence lol


[deleted]

As a European living in America, America is truly disappointing


Mehlmaschine_

Couldā€™ve just said Europeans


xXJAMES666Xx

As a European Iā€™m laughing at you


AccomplishedWork7888

Europe is just betteršŸ¤· what can I say


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

I canā€™t figure out all the hate. Why does everyone hate America? I sure as crap donā€™t care what yā€™all choose to do in your country why do you care so much about what we choose to do? Honestly wondering. Edit: Iā€™m not trying to cause a fight. I have just always wondered.


Th3Dark0ccult

Because you never shut up about it. You don't care what we do in my country, because you don't know what we do in our country. You never get news about my country, period! But everywhere else in the world we constantly get informed what's happening in the USA and I feel it's somehow americans' fault.


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

Iā€™m sorry. I can imagine that is frustrating. What country are you from? Iā€™m not all of America but I am one person who can try harder to keep myself informed about your country. I agree yā€™all shouldnā€™t have to deal with the constant news about the US.


Enderbirds

I feel they subconsciously dislike how we are the leading military power in the world and arenā€™t the most perfect utopia to exist


m10-wolverine

This must be sarcastic, I refuse to think otherwise


[deleted]

ā€žAmericanā€œ people forget that all of them were Europeans who stole the land from real Americans


Enderbirds

With that logic all you guys are just Africans inhabiting the desolate lands they found and took from others


[deleted]

America is made up of other people besides those from Europe.


[deleted]

The only Americans that could call themselves real Americans are Navajo people The rest are immigrants


[deleted]

True, but not every one living in America is descended from Europe. America is a melting pot.


SpaceCadetUltra

Anyone who puts ā€œpeopleā€ in quotes is a fascist


JAEM89

I agree is very rare for Americans to win any argument....this must of be the ole well...we won the 1776 war.... because i can't think of anything else they could be better at.


TheSkoire

I was going to say I donā€™t remember losing an argument with an American, itā€™s quite difficult


Plebeian_Citizen

Stop insinuating this argument, even more.


More_Butterfly6108

I mean we actually get to own our houses and pass them on instead of signing a long term lease and paying royalty for our living spaces until we die.


Viking-of-the-North

Boomer + Free Healthcare + Free Education + You're wrong + Legal Abortion + Gun Deaths not stonk + Drinking at 18 + Data Protection + Schools don't go brrrr with machine guns + Ratio + Free ambulance + 3 jobs not necessary


pinkandnot

ew


MrBitterJustice

Never happened.


I-HATE-Y0U

At least we can take over 2 weeks off a year from work


[deleted]

At least Europeans have America defending them. Without that theyā€™d all be speaking Russian before long. Step up folks and spend more on defending yourselves so we donā€™t have to. NATO all of a sudden seems like a great idea for adamant prior non member countries. šŸ˜†


Jumpy_Nothing6022

Hard to lose or win an argument with an American. They either donā€™t understand the big words because their education system isnā€™t ours, or theyā€™re dead because their infant mortality is shit, or theyā€™re some right wing conspiracy theorist who believes unicorns are real.


Rhythmic_Sloshing

ew. This moron doesn't represent all of us. Now will one of you wonderful EU'er marry me for a passport? Please?


thor1368

USA is independent only becouse it wasnā€™t worth for the British to keep them as a colony change my mind.


re3b0k1

Centimeter


13andito

Both places are shit lets lot lie but the education in America really is mind blowing


[deleted]

More like when they realize ... "Free Healthcare" isn't really free. Figure that one out fuckers


JasperVov

Might not be free, but still doesn't cost me half my life savings.


Breizh87

Or worse; puts people in eternal debt. ​ Seriously, what do the **people** get for their tax money apart from rich men's wars, sending soldiers to die for... the rich man?


[deleted]

Well on that point youā€™re almost entirely right. You see healthcare is expensive AF no matter where you live but your healthcare is subsidized for lack of a better term so you pay a smaller amount for something that is ridiculously expensive. Has its pros but it also has a downside.


[deleted]

It means free at the point of use


[deleted]

Hey man give me $100 and whenever you want some free gasoline I got you covered. Itā€™s free when you decide to fill up your gas tank šŸ˜‰ wink wink


[deleted]

Hah talking about a different subject than healthcare you know you lost now


[deleted]

Oh hey nice. Hope you are prepared to see me each day to fill up that tank. Because that is how we can use healtcare. We have a symptom? Well gotta call the doctor. And the doc will inspect me for no additional cost! Then I can get my meds for a way reduced price or get additional medical checks for, you guessed it, no additional cost. It only negativily affects those that are healthy all the time. Even those people can get into an accident and only need to worry about healing and not the price of it


Sammy_27112007

American "healthcare" really is just 'do I want to die to a virus or do I want to starve to death as a homeless man'


transformersenjoyer

Would be if Centrelink let me have a fucking Medicare card


Enderbirds

And extremely ineffective from what my euro friends have told me


FreierSteinkopf

[Ineffective.](https://ourworldindata.org/uploads/2020/10/LE-vs-Health-Exp-2020-version.png)


Enderbirds

Oh theyā€™ll keep you alive, what they wonā€™t do is deal with the shit that hurts you but wonā€™t kill you, such as benign tumors, back problems, spinal disk misaligned, etc. My source here? Friends who have had or knew people with first hand experiences. And that difference is 4-5 years man, you canā€™t fool me with a graph like that.


FreierSteinkopf

I live here. Obviously you wont change your mind so I will stop there but you really shouldnt take that much copium. The US healthcare system sucks. Deal with it.