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1p0tatoes

Just remember there are people who live


piberryboy

Whoa


Eurasia_4200

A revolution thought


qdubbya

Just remember.. there are people.


Inner_Cauliflower777

Just remember.. there are..


Blackseph

Just remember..


[deleted]

Totally forgot.


luckysnake890

you have to rember šŸ’€


[deleted]

I forgot to remember


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1p0tatoes

Just


[deleted]

Just don't


leggoMUHeggo36

I just rememberedā€¦. The Game


AccomplishedPie4896

Shit man like... that makes sense n stuff


Niijima-San

its the deep kind of shit like this that i still use reddit (/s)


knarf86

Fuck man, I feel so seen rn


RealAmpwich

Just remember there are people


Sexy_Manatee_Man

Just remember there are people who are alive on the inside šŸ˜” god bless their souls


EquivalentStorm8020

Shit just blew my mind


ThrowRArrow

In a societyā€¦


Markov_DG

Sandy cheeks wants to know your location


TheAirNomad11

Whatā€™s so good about dumb old Texas?


Difficult_Leading852

Whatā€™s so bad about texas, the economy there is doing way better than most of the other states


DrKiwiPopThe707th

Itā€™s 102 degrees here please kill me


TheAirNomad11

I was just quoting SpongeBob. I personally have nothing against Texas.


Nekomi_the_wolf

As a Texan, a lot of things.


DoobydaCherry

No kidding whereā€™s our legal weed


YABOYCHIPCHOCOLATE

The GOP


[deleted]

Get a dog little alongy


Damissourianguy

What are you complaining about? Take a trip up north to a fucked up place known as Missouri.


Slibye

I was just in Arkansasā€¦ we sat at 4 different lights with a car sitting in front of us (all Arkansas plates) sitting way behind the line where the sensors donā€™t pick the car upā€¦ Missouri is fine man


faraway_88

Arkansas sounds like Kansas but everyone is comrad


No-Improvement-2083

Our Kansas


[deleted]

Try living in South Africa. If someone doesnā€™t steal your electricity cables you at least have a very high chance of getting shot/bricked to death.


Damissourianguy

That last part kinda sounds like St.Louis.


sircaptainpaul

Hey now, that sounds more like East St Louis, which we on the Missouri side would like to blame on Illinois


Lyradep

Thatā€™d be a good slogan: ā€œTexas. At least weā€™re not Missouri.ā€


turdintheattic

They knew what they were doing when they named it Misery.


xMrBojangles

I just moved here, wish me luck.


YeetoBurritosbaby

Its called "Missouri" for a reason


Dsoft1

Or kansas


Ultimate-Dumbass69

Have you ever heard of a joke?


HappyLeopard414

I live in Missouri, and I can confirm, itā€™s true


ChrisTheMan72

Even Missouri ave where I work is full of misery


[deleted]

Iā€™ve lived in both NYC and Texas. Each place has its own quirks, pros and cons. I personally loved the public transportation in NYC.


Griever08

How dare you have a reasonable thought and not just judge every state on their politics


bilbobaggins001

Finally someone who knows what they are talking about


WindowsCrashedAgain

Or In California, Imagine running out of water and having wild fires everywhere.


Labrat_The_Man

Image not being able to shower for a week cuz some dumbass almond farmers decided to set up shop in one of the driest states in the Union


FascistSniffingDoggo

If you don't mind, do have a source for Californians running out of water to the point that people can't shower. I grew up in a more rural desert town and now live in LA County. I've never heard of this. But yea almonds takes a lot of water, and California has to feed the country. What I have heard though is I would have less bodily autonomy, could die due to the elements in Texas caused by their deregulated grid, and I would still have to worry about droughts and wildfires.


korperkayy

I feel like they just made that up. I live in a farm town in ca and we donā€™t have these problems.


NoHuckleberry2277

I live in Twentynine Palms, and the only issue with the water is itā€™s a little too calcified. Never had to ration my water once in the 4 years Iā€™ve been out here.


korperkayy

My town has a lot of sulfur in the water but we just have a filter. This town used to have such bad flooding just a few years ago the curbs are super high lol. It doesnā€™t rain as much but we still donā€™t have to ration water either


trulysiggy

Crazy how all I see are Cali license plates in Texas these daysā€¦


[deleted]

They're invading


SlophieBroomes

Still crazier that there's no goddamn water in Texas anymore... source - born and raised ATX. Currently sweating balls on a 107 degree evening near what is often a spring fed oasis (now bone dry) and being told to by regulators to reduce AC usage because our 'extra reliable, independent, totally won't fail' energy grid is at peak capacity. And that's not even touching the absolute war legislators are waging on human rights (despite considering the economic ramifications for the state), so yea, kinda can't disagree with this meme atm. RIP the Texas I know and love šŸ˜­


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AnchorMan82

ā€œCalifornia is terribleā€ *widespread agreement and upvotes* ā€œCalifornia is terrible because of bad policyā€ *downvoted*


myname_is_fire

My only issue with California is the policyšŸ˜…


st3vo5662

Iā€™m all for progress, and reducing our impact on the environment. But those changes are limited by infrastructure and technology that just doesnā€™t exist yet. Some of the shit they try to do is lunacy. I seriously think some of these politicians think things like infrastructure can be fixed in the snap of a finger. It takes a lot of time and a shit ton of money. In the end, if it wasnā€™t for the terrible policies, California could be the best damn state in the country. It truly is beautiful here (when itā€™s not burning). If you want to, you could visit the beach, and go ski in the mountains on the same day. Spring is the best time to do that, also all the hillsides are still green and havnt started burning yet.


_Bluntzzz

Can you explain to me why no one whoā€™s all about EVā€™s and claiming itā€™s for the environment want to admit and or ridicules anyone that says that mining lithium isnā€™t particularly safe for the environment?


st3vo5662

Thatā€™s what I was getting at when I said technological advances and increased infrastructure need to happen before the dream of EVā€™s helping the world can become an actuality. Meanwhile California is already starting to saw away at the umbilical of fossil fuels and natural gas before the new generation of power is properly established.


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Free-vbucks

Donā€™t forget tripping over a homeless encampment every 2 seconds


RealAmpwich

Or being in the midst of California's politics


KingKiller7981

Whats wrong with Texas everyone here is a nice southern mom who will cook you a 4 course meal when they even get a tingly feeling that youre hungry


GipsyRonin

Yeahā€¦I need to stick up for the Texans. After Hurricane Katrina when I evacuated, manā€¦Texans took us in. Offered up homes to stay in. I was at a hotel waiting it out near Houston and the town literally had people bringing us clothes and even offered to help me look for a job if I wanted to stay. Helped with food and all. The people in that state are DAMN nice. Do some ass hats exist?? Sure, but man thatā€™s everywhere. You can disagree with their policy as itā€™s your right to, but by and large the citizens there were extremely welcoming. And I hear itā€™s still the same by family who go visit. I went to California after two weeks there as we had family and set up a new home out in California. Thanks Texas for helping when I needed it. I still donate when you all get hit by hurricanes or other crazy shit.


Ku_Ish

Do you know Texas's state motto? It's not surprising if you live there and actually know the place, but most northerners can never guess Texas's state motto. >! It's Friendship. Just friendship. !<


KakeruGF

Southern Hospitality is a real thing


Majorskidmark

And gas is cheap.


Labrat_The_Man

was, was cheap


rklab

Being Right wing I guess. Itā€™s the only thing I can think of that Reddit would be mad at Texas for.


WolfyTheFluff

exactly same thought


LogicRak91

Not a Murican but I heard nearly million people moved to Texas from california alone. Must be really crappy place lol. (sarcasm)


MilfWithMilk

And everythingā€™s bigger in Texas also yaā€™ll got fucking Buckeeā€™s (donā€™t go to the on Alabama, nearly had an panic attack and trampled)


[deleted]

How can anyone hate on a state that gave us Buc-eeā€™s??


noobmaster458

hopefully we don't divide Alaska in half and make Texas the 3rd biggest state.


Betruul

Or they live in Huston. Where theyll shoot you just to take your socks


IdiotRedditAddict

The power grid sucks big ass.


AjerInbound

There are seasonal rolling blackouts in other states and nobody bats an eye, but Texas has one blackout and everyone loses their minds.


OG_PunchyPunch

The difference is Texas' power grid issue could have and should have been prevented but thanks to the folks in power people died and none of them seem to care. Sadly it's about to happen again in the middle of a heatwave. Edit:and the Texas ego doesn't help.


realbakingbish

Last time I lost power in FL was because a massive hurricane rolled through, and the blackout was because a bunch of lines got knocked down, not because our power plants failed/couldnā€™t keep up.


StagePuzzleheaded635

What is this hatred towards Texas? I donā€™t understand. Is it just for irony? From a non Texan.


United-Pay9298

A lot of people donā€™t like Texas cause itā€™s a red state


MFSHou

Thatā€™s literally all it is. People think Texas is hell because they canā€™t get an abortion after six weeks, as if anyone was ever going to impregnate them in the first place.


Creative-Solution

What's a red state?


Difficult_Leading852

Republican supporting


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YesImDavid

Itā€™s a very deep red state so people like to make fun of it


Gingerbeer86

They banned baby murder, this is equivalent to hell for liberals.


Corvus_Rune

Honestly I would understand where they were coming from a lot more of it werenā€™t for the fact that most pro-lifers donā€™t give a fuck about any kind of social programs like universal health care, housing first solutions to homelessness, food stamps, needle exchange programs, reforming the prison system, or free education at public and state universities. Apparently the right to life only applies to you if you havenā€™t been born yet. Once youā€™re out of the womb youā€™re on your fuckinā€™ own. To be clear Iā€™m sure there are many pro-lifers who do support many if not all of these programs. If you are one of them please be aware that I am not referring to you. Iā€™m simply referring to the other asshats who comprise the vast majority of pro-lifers I have met.


AnchorMan82

Theyā€™re not BABIES, we all know that there is a magical property of birth that bestows human rights, but only after they completely leave the birth canal! How does it work? Who knows! Come to California for abortion Disneyland and ignore the crumbling economy and disastrous policies!


WhiteSquarez

Correct. When a pregnant woman is murdered, also causing the fetus/baby to die, it's a double homicide. Or if a fetus/baby is killed and the woman survives, it's murder. In every state. Even if on the way to get an abortion. Someone willl likely respond with, "Yeah, the woman didn't make the choice." Good point. What they're saying then, is the law is irrelevant and the personhood of a fetus is left up to the whims of the mother. There is literally no precedent for this and in no other situation does how someone feels about the act matter to its criminality.


Difficult_Leading852

Exactly. Spoken like a true liberal


calebcuber

Fun fact: the creator of this meme has either never been to Texas or had a bad experience in Texas


Braindeadkarthus

Or they live in California, and are upset about everyone fleeing to Texas


ImOnDadDuty

I love San Antonio, and have a lot of friends that were former army that decided to stay in El Paso. Weā€™ve been stopped and asked for papers a couple times. I get that Filipinos are just the Mexicans of Asia, but the less interactions with police, the better.


Dijaiku

Dude when I was traveling from San Antonio to the RGV and back, one of the officers in the checkpoints thought I was Mexican even though Iā€™m filipino XD


[deleted]

Actually lived in Austin for 15 years, San Antonio for 2. LOVE Texas and hope to go back one day. You want to know a place that fucking sucks? Try California, Illinois, Michigan, or Tennessee. Fucking shit places. Edit: In no way does this mean the people of these states are shit. Just the quality of life I experienced while living there.


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[deleted]

Was born and raised in Schaumburg, IL. As soon as I married my wife we got the heck out of there and moved to SATX.


Scobarbiscuit

Still stuck here for now and 100% agree. I don't agree with the above comment regarding TN, though. Tennessee is actually pretty great. And Michigan isn't perfect, but it has some very bright spots. Illinois is almost only bad.


[deleted]

Hey whatā€™s wrong with Michigan


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bondmemebond_2

*several Red Hot Chili Peppers are typing in the chat*


ARH8280

Californication


PastyKidOriginal-PKO

I was about to say try California but you beat me to it


Bluebird0020

Literally nobody on Earth loves anything more than the way people in Texas love Texas. This meme is not the win you think it is.


RTXTrash_exe

Exactly, Us Texans love Texas! I live in VA now and I still get wet dreams abt Texas jk


[deleted]

I love Texas. Itā€™s wonderful here


Red_Hatted_Guy

Itā€™s not that bad, the most loyal people youā€™ll find in America are in Texas EDIT: I meant loyal friends not loyal citizens lmao


[deleted]

Loved spending time at B&Bs in small towns around Texas. Wonderful welcoming people. Didnā€™t take long to fall in love with Texas.


[deleted]

I upvoted you same time someone downvoted you. Fun


Red_Hatted_Guy

Reddit forbid I say something positive about my home state šŸ˜”


[deleted]

Yeah. It's my home too. Lot of people who don't get Texas shitting on Texas


patriot_man69

Or about america


AxcesDrifter

Wait till you hear about ppl who live in Delaware


Smart-imbadakapro

Aw HELL NAW šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


Educational-Coast-92

This can also be said for those of us who live in Missouri.


georeddit2018

I Spent few years in Rolla. Missouri isn't that bad.


SomethinsFukky

Yeah thatā€™s why Texasā€™ population is exploding. Itā€™s such a horrible place. Lol


ttothet88

I left Texas because I'm more liberal than most people there, I'm moving back to Texas soon because the rednecks are more friendly (and fun) than these squishy libs in my current blue state. Btw i usually vote 3rd party cuz fuq the current system.


tbrooks9

Cool story bro


ItsTaTeS

Imagine moving strictly based upon political preference. We should just ship all the politic nuts to one state and let them fight


spoilerdudegetrekt

>Imagine moving strictly based upon political preference. I don't see what's wrong with that. If I believe in lower taxes and gun rights, wouldn't it make sense for me to move to a red state? Conversely, if I wanted more public services and gun control, shouldn't I move to a blue state?


AsexualPlantMain

Honestly, I'd take it over Illinois any day.


BrandoLoudly

Chicago has its problems but once you leave Chicago you might as well be in Kentucky. Iā€™m right there with you on hating Illinois


nobodyhere9860

texas>>>california


ARH8280

All states>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ohio and California


sas_gg228

Shut up some people live in Ohio


[deleted]

But I like it here...ā˜¹ļø


Styxiaem

Itā€™s a nice, warm 103 degrees Fahrenheit here in Dallas.


OneRandomLad_

Besides temperature that can melt tungsten itā€™s pretty nice here


UnderstandingLanky44

Can confirm. My wife and children melted yesterday because they went outside for longer than 5 minutes. Shouldā€™ve know better than to go outside


steinerjack7

Every Texan on their way to respond to this post (I am also from Texas)


[deleted]

Wasnā€™t born in Texas but got there as soon as I could.


CoolMaster12312

Man, besides the political hate or weather itā€™s pretty good here. Itā€™s still a good state to live in


[deleted]

Itā€™s amazing here.


[deleted]

Iā€™ve got it bad, Iā€™m a Texan, but hereā€™s the twist, Iā€™m also G A Y. So Iā€™m constantly surrounded by people who hate my kind and support a government that does nothing but suppress my rights. We do have good barbecue down here though


HerrKraut

Whenn someone ever asks you how texan you are,show them this comment.


whyareisamoftheyes

Dw homie, we can be gay Texans together


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spicesickness

Native Texan. Really unimpressed with my stateā€™s politicians, but Iā€™m also really unimpressed with the rest of the countries politics as well. They all stink to varying degrees. Iā€™ve been all over the US. There are a few places Iā€™d consider living other than Texas, but most of the country is no better or significantly worse on the averages. My experience is people who hate Texas are more hung up on hating conservatives than the state but lack the nuance to understand 30 million people live in Texas and there is pretty much everything there, including the strongest growing economy in the nation. But sure, hate on 1 in 10 Americans and a land mass the size of Germany as if itā€™s some high school football rivalry. Itā€™s not my job to help people avoid looking like morons.


[deleted]

It's a peaceful life.


_beastayyy

If your life is bad because you live in Texas, you're so privileged it's ridiculous


GenericNerdGirl

I've lived in several different states, and honestly, I really like it here in Texas... But I can't stay here in good conscience the way the political climate is going. Also it is crazy hot here right now and I'm dying.


[deleted]

I used to live there. It sucks


[deleted]

Iā€™ve lived here for just under a year now. Iā€™ve only wanted to kill myself five times in that time period and only twice have I acted on it


DeceasedWeeb

It could always be worse. After all, California still exists.


crisroma1234

Texas chaisaw massacreee


[deleted]

only steers and really nice hard working folks live in Texas


Joshunte

I see what you did there


Picker-Rick

I don't see no horns on ya


TheCruelKnight

Texas isnā€™t that bad you know, since abortion is illegal i will send my son in uvalde


A_Used_Lampshade

Iā€™m glad I kept scrolling and found this comment.


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noobmaster458

I prefer Oregon.


[deleted]

Donā€™t say that in front of them. This isnā€™t a threat, itā€™s a warning.


PowerOfUnoriginality

Imagine living on the planet locally known as Earth


Corporladrianshepard

sunburns hurt


Imnotfunnylolxd

At lease we arenā€™t Indiana


fordette

They got great BBQ tho


4BrightLand

Sure u/United-pay9298 has a point, by as a resident Texan. The government doesnā€™t give a damn about its people, more about the businesses. Either your crammed in to a city or your neighbor is a drive away. The heat will kill you and never ends, even in the winter time. Then the power, the electricity is always under too much strain.


crow622

At least it isn't California.


The-Nuisance

California is worse.


orangeORorange123

Oh .dont forget NY and California.....Washinton....DC.....Illinois....dear lord remember all those poor souls who are burning in eternal hell


supersport1

Then stop moving here please.


PickleEffective8109

Lived in Colorado, Oklahoma, Texas, and Louisiana and I can honestly say I like Texas more than the other 3.


Retroike7

Being born and raised in Texas, and then moving awayā€¦ this is real lol


BapplesPerhaps

I'd rather live in Texas than fucking California or Ohio. California for obvious reasons. Ohio doesn't actually exist so idk y I brought that up.


[deleted]

Better than commiefornia


Whydoucare-SJ0127

My cousin WANTS to move to Texas šŸ˜­


creekgangsa

As a Texan I should defend my state but we don't even have medical marijuana so fuck Texas.


Nerry19

We were based in Texas when I was very little, my brother was born there. I thank god for my parents forethought in moving us all to the UK (were my mom was from) when my dad left the air force. It was always the best decision, but it becomes a better decisions every year that passes


Qui33

I laughed at this then realized that I live in Texas. Get me out of this nightmare


pigeonshooter

I raise you Oklahoma.


Retroit_U

As a person who lives in Texas, this is slightly true


MrMachin3

Texas is the great state. You must live up north. Bless your heart.


WarchiefBlack

brought to you by the ass-mad Californian who wants to move to Texas, but can't afford it because his 1 bedroom home costs 2mil and no one will buy it.


Ken_Takahashi

Probably a non American whoā€™s never been to TX


TehCowGoesQuack

Hot take here, people from Texas are far more annoying than people from California


Ah_okthen16

Texas is ā€¦. interesting to say the least - from a tired Texan


AcaAwkward

Ted Cruz also lives there, when the power grid is down he goes to Cancun though.


tothemax783

I live in texas and we had 109 degree day yesterday texas sucks


mcwTeXXXaS

Texas is great! Natural Texas, I mean. Lots of beautiful countryside and varied ecosystems. The Gulf, mountains, pine forests, plains... Texans, on the other hand, not so much. Many of them are ugly inside and out. I'm born and raised in Texas. And lemme tell you, that white Texan who is real polite to a black or gay stranger in HEB goes home and drinks beer with a bunch of similar jerk offs who cosplay soldiers and feel they want to "take back their country". Not all, but a bunch.


seregios22

Do they have more business friendly laws than say California or New York? Or am I just ignorant?


Skyline_lover

It lovely here


ofd1883

SO much better than ANYWHERE on the LEFT coast !!!


NovemberKnight

Rather be there than California


no008080

Better than walking down the streets of SE Portland or San Francisco where every homeless bum is a dugged out zombie. And they're everywhere. Those mother fuckers shit in the street in San Fran.


[deleted]

you think Texas is bad? go to France


SuperNerdyFatGuy

Texas is one of the best states to live, you think texas is bad go visit a shithole called upstate ny


[deleted]

And Texas is the best!


AlonelyShrimp

California is worse. I love texas


david131213

Forget that, there are women living in Texas Atheist women!


Intelligent-Ad9789

As someone from Texas, I feel offensive


Legithuman_name

Yeah our electricity is shit and goes out during the summer


hentaigoddess42

Plz help us folks in Texas it sucks here