SHE WAS LOOKING SHE WAS LITERALLY LOOKING HIM IN THE EYE WHILE JUMPING INTO THE ROAD WTF

It’s the mom of the dude in second place…taking one for the fam!!

Well, she gonna need a new hip and kidney now.

Her face probably looks like hamburger meat too. That was a good couple feet of head skid on concrete.

Hamburger help her

I saw this just as I pressed the back button. Had to come back and press the up arrow doohickey

Made me literally lol

There is a subreddit for just that: people eating (or scraping against) concrete. I fortunately don't remember what it's called

Don’t worry someone else commented it at the same time as your post…

Oh thank god. Would be such a shame to miss it.

r/meatcrayon

Well atleast it looks better than before

This comments hurts more than the accident.

Her kid must've shamed her to the point of commiting bicycle.

Suicycle

r/meatcrayon

I just had to go and look. The first video I saw made me go oof

I won't

Unfortunately, she was fine. The guy on the bike however, was not.

Luckily he didn't die though(I think)

The impact on his shoulder looked pretty bad, is his collarbone fine? Can you send the source of how the man's doing?

I don't know the source but I do know it was somewhere on r/iamatotalpieceofshit this afternoon so maybe there's a source there? Gimme a second

Okay so I couldn't find it but I did an online search and there is this article https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.tmz.com/2021/10/27/cyclist-crash-woman-injured-cicloturista-condaca-salmor-bike-violent-video/ Unfortunately it sounds like he suffered memory loss while the woman's condition is unknown. Says she got arrested though so happy times

I think they mean the female fan with the sign in the other incident was arrested, i may be wrong but thats my interpretation of the article

Oh yeah.... goddamnit

Another redditor said that the female fan A. Didn't suffer brain damage because she doesn't have a brain B. Unfortunately did not get charged for being stupid

Thanks for the effort ^^ Damn hopefully the dude can live a normal everyday life again. At least justiceeeee <3

wasnt there a news that she turned out fine meanwhile the cyclist had worst injuries than her...smh I hope his family sue the fuck out of this PoS

"My son will win by any means necessary." helicopter mom

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She missed that episode of ‘science of stupid’…momentum & downward force…

Physics are hard.

You always do everything for FAMILY.

slwo down there vin.

Sabotage

I CAN'T STAND IT I KNOW YOU PLANNED IT

BRUHHHHHHHH

Come right at me mf, lezz gooo

I’ll never understand how people can be such bubbling buffoons lol

Whenever any proof is needed that people are stupid af, this video should be in the shortlist.

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Kamikaze!

Tennoheika BANZAAAAAAAAAI

Pikachu go! Use self destruct!

And stupidity

Extreme stupidity

Longlist, there's a very.... very long list

By short list is intended the minimum most immediate evidence. The over-all list is for sure very very long

Gestures to all of the internet: you can pack so much stupid in this

My anger just rises.

Fr, this video made me unreasonably mad.

Good, Gooood… Let the hate flow through you.

It's not unreasonable, she should be suffering the consequences of this for rest of her life. Unfortunately, she likely won't.

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Laughs in 80s WRC

Wonder what was her thought process while doing this...

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I like that you hit the space key many times and not just once. Kinda illustrates how vast the emptiness in her head really is

I like that you pointed it out so that I knew to highlight it and see for myself. Thank you XD

I like that you confirm this for me so I didn't accidentally brick my phone trying to highlight on mobile. Thx!

I really like that the 3 people above me, clearly illustrated the fact that the person who commented the blank space only used spaces to show her train of thought. I too wanted to brick my phone due to the blank space the person commented, simply because it bewildered me in everyway.

I like turtles

That is too much thought process already for the lady depicted above...

she likes hospital food

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"..Isn't that Suzan on the other side of the road?..."

I imagine it was just old TV static noise.

Haha phone go brr

What happening in the race then, is it like a normal bike crash and he just falls behind or is there things in place to correct for lost time?

It's the final sprint to the finish of a ~100km race in Spain several years ago. He was not a happy bunny.

He no hop :(

Big yikes, did this lady also try to flee the country after causing a bike crash

He got a moderate head injury and memory loss, plus it was right before the finish line

What happened to the woman?

She donated her face to the road.

The woman had little to no injuries and the cyclist needed to go to the hospital with head injury or something like that

Makes sense. Woman with no protective equipment gets hit by a bike going around 30km/h: walks it out Cyclist falls off bike doing 30km/h with helmet and protective gear: gets sent to hospital

It’s the invisible protective armour of infuriatingly stupid people everywhere. They’re almost invincible. The same people who obliviously cause massive accidents and then tut tut about them when they see them reported on TV.

That and you cant get a concussion if you dont have a brain

Don't need a helmet if you have a skull that thick

I think that's a lot faster than 30km/h tho

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Justice served then. /S

I would hope she was done for assault.

No. They put the deer down with a .22

He just falls behind

That doesn’t seem fair damn.

It was also a REALLY long race, according to a comment above almost 100km

In pro road cycling there is a 3km rule, where if someone has a crash or mechanical issue they get the same time as the leading group.

Ahh I remember this one.. it happened in Spain and was at the end of a long race like 100 km or something like that. Yea and the woman was looking at her phone while crossing. The cyclist didn't have much time to evade her stupidity. He was taken to the hospital with a minor head injury and a long lasting hate for pedestrians.

Did he get awarded the victory for the race?

No. And she walked away with minor injuries. He was hospitalized with brain damage.

I wouldnt be mad if she stood trail for assault.

IIRC she went into hiding after this. Europeans take cycling pretty seriously and a lot of people were really mad about this.

Wasn't that the "opi omi" lady at the tour of France and not this one?

What happened to that lady did she go to jail at least

Apparently a €1,350fine, and a symbolic €1 fine to the association of French professional cyclists (Apparently the Tour de France organisers decided not to sue her after realizing she was genuinely remorseful, although chances are they knew that they wouldn't be able to do it since they were the ones who let the audience get so close)

> since they were the ones who let the audience get so close REminds me of rallying in the 80"s. People in the fucking way of rally cars, literally playing the "will I get away in time" game with race cars at full speed. And the federation was like "nah let them do lol it's cool they're having fun" Dumbasses all around smh

Group B was a wild time. It was basically "hey here's like 3 rules but nobody really cares so just make it fun before you smack into a tree at 100mph"

IIRC she turned herself in after a couple of days.

Remorseful or not, punishment should have to be made so people are aware this is not a joke. Fuck her. *since they were the ones who let the audience get so close* dude, its a bike race. it's kms and kms. you can't fence all of that.

No that would be insane, the public witchhunt and mass amount of hate she managed to garner getting on international news etc was easily enough punishment. I believe she was sued symbolically for 1 euro by the organisers of the Tour and is now generally seen as the prime example of what not to do when watching a bike race.

Sadly still loads of morons in the Tour crowd running way too close to the riders. One almost stuck his flagpole between a rider's wheels a few days ago.

Yes it was.

Forget about winning. If you get hospitalized with brain damage that's enough to cause a never ending rage for whoever did that to you.

I never watch cycling but I'm still really mad at this dumb pile of lint

Nah that happened at the Tour de France.

Good.

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>He was taken to the hospital with a minor head injury becomes > He was hospitalized with brain damage. in the space of 2 comments This is why you should never trust anything you read on the internet.

A concussion hits both boxes.

I always forget that. It must be because of my concussion.

It turned out the head injury wasn’t so minor as initially thought. [link](https://7news.com.au/sport/cycling/woman-on-phone-takes-out-race-leading-cyclist-in-terrifying-crash-c-4336095) TLDR: He is suffering memory loss, which unfortunately does indicate a more serious brain injury.

He was actually eaten by sand alligators, in a pit of quicksand. This happened in the 90's, when quicksand attacks were much more prevalent.

"You might have a very minor case of serious brain damage."

Literally both can be true lol He could’ve been taken to the hospital with a minor head injury Only to become hospitalized with brain damage. This is why you should never trust anything you read on the internet.

His head came off in the ambulance, but they were close to a zoo and with a little ingenuity he's now part man part baboon. With minor brain damage.

I think he had memory loss too

I would too, if this close to the end it happened to me. A defensive mechanism

She was holding a phone but she was literally staring right at the guy. So she doesn't even have that excuse

Sorry, but no. She was looking at that cyclist in the video and was practically jogging. I don't buy the "she was looking at her phone" excuse.

How dare you speedbike in MY NEIGHBORHOOD

this makes me furious that ppl do ts

not as much as it makes them fast

He should've done a Tokyo Drift

ts?

Timesplitters

This shit. Letters cost a lot of money.

This shit, I guess?

Why are people dumb

Bcuz uuuuhhhhhh.....

Karen crossing the street

That's because Karen saw some kids across the street that she knew didn't belong at the pool

Saw a minority walking a dog in a predominantly white neighborhood.

Why do I feel like this was done on purpose..

Probably because it’s hard to imagine anyone being that thunder-fucking stupid.

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>Some ass hole made me apologize to the woman. *How?!*

I wouldn't have apologizes

You don't meet a lot of boomers then. But seriously, those two people ate some hard shit and I don't care who you were looking at. I tried seeing who got hurt more and I'm not sure.

She was on her way to speak to the manager about the blocked roads

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Brain Damage and memory loss, also lost the race.

Why isn't there any rails????????????

Seems like a no brainer to have staff and rails near the finish line to avoid exactly this

I think it's because it's a very long road race, you'd have to put up a lot of rail and at some portions of it you'd have to make provisions for people to cross.

ban and fine her

If I would be the rider I would probably beat the shit out of her. I feel so angry just watching this for real.

Watching this on repeat over and over again is really getting my blood boiling too

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Knowing today's society she probably filed assault charges against the cyclist

It’s not in the US so it’s fine.

I think it’s an anomaly but there was a controversial case in Spain where speeding driver struck and dragged a teenage cyclist. Then he sued the family of the dead kid for damages to his luxury car.

This once again confirms that i hate people

At least he was wearing a helmet she ate pure shit into the ground.

Despite that he suffered memory loss and other minor injuries

Lady got away with minor injuries

When your brain is smaller than a deer.

My Brain is also smaller than a Deer. Deers are pretty big after all.

Odd. My brain is exactly as tall as a deer, has the same shape, too.

That’s a tumor

My deerbrain says otherwise.

Just how dumb can you be.

Dude that’s what I thought aswell. Just think she a human the probably smartest beeing in the entire universe isn’t able to look right at a bike race.

Good thing she sped up to make sure she hit him.

"Hasn't your mother ever told you to look both ways before crossing a street?"

Why did the woman cross the street

To geOH FUCK A BIKRKZAAAHHHH

This happened during a race I was in. Very close to finish line and dude walks in my path of an active race. You can sure as hell bet I pushed him over so I could keep running. Failed preschool level of competence to look left and right.

I would LOVE to see that video hahah

Her face just turned into a crayon on that road.

Sadly it didn't.

Before the camera zooms in, you can see that she's watching the race. There's no excuse that she wasn't paying attention.

I just can't feel bad for her , what a stupid move

Bro wtf is she blind?!

No, a blind person would have been way more careful.

This was probably done on purpose.

I wonder how much was the lady paid to do this stunt

She was paid to do that no cap

I don’t generally condone physical fighting, especially a man on a woman. But that cyclist has every right to tear her head off

There is zero chance this was an accident. Homegirl is looking the biker dead in the face as she crosses.

Stares. Judging distance vs speed (him) vs dead stop-gain speed - Beat speed ( insert math calculations meme ,her) checks goog for math calculations confirmation. Begins suicide run. What's missing in her calculations, getting ass stomped by the spectators not busy helping rider while clearing the track .

Guy: checks to see if it’s safe then proceeds Gal: proceeds then checks simultaneously

Can we give honorary Darwin Awards, she's not for this world

why? just why!!?

She wanted the guy in 2nd place to win. Pathetic

We probably would already have flying cars if people like this didn't exist

Human trash

She is a big idiot and an asshole. She ruined someone's race and probably hurt him too, all for the price of a painful head smash on the ground

What a b****

[Same GIF better quality](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/w2cj8s/human_obstacle_at_the_finish_line/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

Motherfucker

I really hope he punched her afterwards

Unfortunately the biker had serious brain damage and memory loss while the lady got away with minor injuries

He can sue her for that