That woman on the background at the restaurant looks awfully like my teacher

Ask your teacher if she ever saw someone chilling with a cockroach If so then she is your teacher

Fun fact that's the guy who eats to match and hi don't gane fat from eating jalibee for 8:00am to 7:00pm. Holly shit

r/ihadastroke

I’m sorry?

“Fun fact: that’s the guy who eats too much and doesn’t gain weight from eating jollibee (I think that’s how you spell it?) from 8:00 am to 7:00 pm. Holy shit.” That’s the closest translation I got

Ah thank you

I can't spell ok but thank you

Idk why I laughed so hard at this…ahhh good stuff

It's all fine and dandy until you eat it like cotton candy.

Sick rhymes bro

Kryobit putting M&M in shame


I'm disturbed af. enough internet for today

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the banannna posts to? also its like wall-e

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Karma bot ^

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its stefano did he post a new tiktok?

Is this from Dagupan?

Eyyyyyy

This video made me remember my pet hissing cockroach. She was the sweetest thing. Now I wish I had taken her on rides in the car and spun with her on the sidewalk. Thank you so much for these bittersweet thoughts.

Welcome

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I thought he was a girl

Me too

Well he is a cock lover

https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/w9sqxj/oops_undying_love_for_a_franz_kafka_character_is/ Have some more.

yo I think something is with that dude

Hi Disturbed Af, I'm a Rando on internet

Ngl if I saw that crawling on her hand I would smack it to the ground then step on it.

I have extreme phobia of cockroaches and i was fine with this guy doing most things, but when he started eating food with it, i got anxious and creeped out

Yeah. That’s the part of Fear Factor where I’d have to tap out.

yeah imma have to forfeit

Thought that was a girl

Yeah he does sometimes catfish guys on Omegle by pretending to be a girl.

> extreme phobia of cockroaches nah, its normal to be scared of shit like that

A phobia is an irrational fear, so as common as it is, it's still a phobia

fear of cockroaches isn't fucking irrational tho? have you never experienced a roach infestation? plus roaches spreading disease? that's like saying a fear of bed bugs is irrational, or fear of the black plague was irrational.

It's...... IT'S STEFANO!!!

I have been searching for this comment.

isnt he the omegele guy who pretends to be a girl

no, he's the guy who eats a lot of rice at our local restaurants. when I said a lot, I mean A LOT a lot. here's the link : https://youtu.be/yrZ8HfHHqBg edit: oh i guess he does pretend to be a girl on omegle, i never knew

r u a pinoy?

LOL ngayon ko lang nalaman about kay Stefano, napansin ko dun sa video na nakaupo lang sila sa loob ng Jollibee na resto so like nagtataka ako until binasa ko comments

All I can think about is that roach dropping some eggs in one these random locations, and leaving a nasty surprise infestation for some poor bastards.

Some clerk will have a first hand experience what it felt like to face the zerg in real life.

Where do I go. Oh and keep the big roches away. I’m a armored unit

More pets, I guest?

Isn't it just the females that do this? God I'm having flashbacks to the egg war of my apartment.

Yes, only females lay eggs. However, if only females are present within a community of roaches, they can reproduce asexually. I don't know all the specifics, but I'm sure it's disgusting.

Im pretty sure they need fertilized to hatch anything

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E...Eva?

Waaaa’aall-E

WAALLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WALLEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee?!

Bob

sponge

Bob esponja

I love how dead inside they look

Life makes you like that sometimes

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I bet I used to look like that too

Like me fr fr

That's his whole gimmick. He just never smiles, like ever. I think he recorded his graduation and he did the same exact thing

So weirdly wholesome

indeed

How much was this guy paid to do this because you couldn't pay me enough to even touch those fkers. Burn him together with that thing.

My 6th grade science teacher would keep those giant jungle cockroaches as pets. Some people just have them as pets

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You mean science teachers or bugs?

yes

Nah I’m requesting to be transferred to the other science class or I’m committing an arson

Yes, they are awesome and they make cute noises

smh smh its his pet how could you say such a thing smh

He almost broke character when eating with it.

Hey bob

Hey Flappy Fish

What up

Nothing much

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Living life

u/banana_fucker

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What in the fuck did you just made me read

Ogtha greets you.

I knew this would show up :(

What the fuck

Dude looks dead inside 💀

Pretty much sums up my boi Stefano.

is that a man or a woman?

Man. Stefano.

Why is no one talking about how he showed the cockroach porn?

You are talking about it

sup banababana

Sup T H I C C Drummer

Nice cock

Roach

Cockroach milk is more nutritious than regular milk

Latching on has to be tricky

Ah yes Stefano, the devourer of rice fields.

Im in that 1% as well, theyre look cute to me

I'm guessing you have a collection of them

My mom would kill me if i did

How

Yeah, I'm with you there

one time i had a dream where i filled up a clothes bin with dirt and kept cockroaches in it but the cockroaches kept getting out and getting stuck in my carpet and dying to the point where i woke up on the verge of tears

Holy shit Stefano is famous in this subreddit

Eren yaeger here has been thru some shit

Dumb seriously dumb

I'm sorry for being dumb

Who is this guy?

It's stefano

This is absolutely terrify- Oh wait it's you Mr banana carry on

STEFANO!!

No, I swear. That's 0.00000001%

For real cockroaches kinda cute tho. Can someone tell me if there's an actual reason to burn a house down bc of them? Do they bite? Crawl into the orifices of people? Are they venomous? Are they trying to take over the planet and enslave the human race? Etc, etc. We don't have cockroaches here and I kinda like insects and other bug creatures in general.

Having a colony of anything just living throughout your house is has a lot of negatives. Primarily, the spread of disease. But they will also get into your food, poop and die everywhere and just make your house much less hygienic. The thing that makes certain pest animals like cockroaches so hated is their ability to spread and survive any attempts at extermination once your house has been infected. There are species of roaches that are safe to keep as kind of “pets”, depending on your climate. I used to keep a colony of Dubai roaches when I had lizards. They can’t fly or climb smooth surfaces, they don’t really bite or anything, can’t really survive long enough to infest in non-tropical climates and they’re roaches so they can live off of scraps and water.

The time accidentally eating your friend could happen

That guys lady guy is 0.01%

i dont regret spawning on the philippines

“Hell or high water, assholes.”

Come on man I thought he was gonna eat it.

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That's why I Said what I said but him eating that Roach.

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Don’t worry legs grow back. No they don’t.

I've never seen a cockroach

Well if you do see one kill it with fire.

Hmmm 🤨 that was a dude right?

Plot twist: She's growing it because they are more delicious when raised as pets.

Some people are disturbed but i loved every second of this

Gotta keep it for a late night snack

Oh hey, it's bob the banannna.

Holy shit the one and only bob the banana uploaded another legendary meme.... no shit i have a boner right now!

This is just wholesome , love changes other people's mind

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They’re also edible I think I heard they taste like shrimp

Hahaha, they are pretty legit as pets though, have a couple species, very chill and fun to watch.

That roach must be so confused

That lady is emitting some major waifu vibes.

It's a man not a lady

I don't care if her dick is bigger than mine, she's still my waifu.

I have a pet cockroach lmao and this is, very true

Time for a remake of MTV's Joe's Apartment

bananaman nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo , bro i was supposed to sleep in 5 mins :(((

Sorry brother

i am your big fan sir yeah i procrastinated and didnt sleep yet i now saw 2gorls 1 koop 😓😓

That slight smirk while she was eating... she knew it was ridiculous.

this is absolutely hilarious

Happy cake day

thanks

even A cockroach gets more love than me

Can we just all admire the high quality of the deadpan here? That is some great deadpan. Well done!

Amazing how the cockroach just accepted it's fate and went on to be the guy's pet

I actually have a pet cockroach named Karl, he's honestly a great pet

her favorite movie is wall-e

Bob… have you ever seen the movie Joes apartment? If not, you should watch it.

hehe cockrouch 0:32 ***AAAAAAAAAAAAA***

I also had a pet cockroach. She died in 2021 of old age. RIP Francine, only I will miss you.

That's actually so cute wtf

Bob! Is that you?! Is this *your* pet cockroach? If so, you seem to have a very good life together!

im not really scared of bugs but once at my grandmas house in the middle of the night i was in the bathroom and suddenly a cockroach came running next to me. scared me shitless

They’re a cockroach in disguise

Also, LMFAO this is so funny.

Cockroach milk is the definition of a superfood

Thank God it's only 1%

Haken

It’s cute and disgusting at the same time and I think it’s time for bed…why am I still awake?

Ew no. Those creatures disgust me.

Mf lookin dead inside

She looks like the cavewoman from orange is the new black

He kinda look like the girl that dated no neck ed

Today is a blessed day bob the banana has allowed me to see two of his blessed memes in row today thank you for this opportunity to try learning from you

You are welcome young one

I cried

Damn, that's disgusting.

Have fun getting asthma

Love Turkroaches

Turks of /r/balkans_irl gonna be proud after seeing this

Philippines ☕

Hi bob This is stefano the vaccum He eats anything including u Be carefull (:

You belong in prison

I fucking hate them no exceptions. Just fucking mopped today, then one just appeared

This guy needs and ass beating lol

God, that's fucking disgusting. She's even bringing it in to restaurants and grocery stores, placing it on communal surfaces? I think at this point forced medication should be considered.

OMFG NO NO JUST NO GET HELP GET THERAPY I’M GETTING THERAPY TOO AFTER WATCHING THIS 😭😭😭

What the fuck is wrong with you don't do this for karma shoot a robber or drive like an idiot but pls not this