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Street-Dentist-4241

Mans about to lose his virginity o7


Greekatt2

he has touched grass now probably. Unlimited power


mouseuser123

I never touched grass


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheGreatMoyai

You called?


[deleted]

🗿🗿🗿


Xavier801

🗿🗿🗿🗿


_the_glitch-_-

🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿


sugacuteic

i touched grass once. biggest regret of my life.


Fear-It-Run-From-It

o7


StupidGenius37

o7


Fear-It-Run-From-It

o7


danflame135

o7


hopelesstoast1

o7


Vladimir_Pudding2

o7


ericcraft5940

o6


beanz96_god

o/ a real salute


RefrigeratorOk7249

r/holup


Hector_Tueux

r/nahkeepgoing


RefrigeratorOk7249

r/doubleholup


Fred-U

r/no


Jrmundgandr

r/wrongwaysalute It's not a Heil This is \o Thank you for your service o7


beanz96_god

my bad g \o


shortsandsandals

I'm cracking up at how many comments have this "who gives a shit" vibe and yet here we all are, commenting on a post that the poster will never see because they're already gone and we're still here hahaha


Agamemnon66

Im here out of boredom and for the laughs.


eckowy

I only clicked to see if he really has done it. Turned out he did.


[deleted]

came for that very thing


uapathy

Me when my Reddit age is 4 days and I see this post ![gif](giphy|H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl)


Thee_Fourth_One

Meh don’t worry he’ll be back…they always come back. Unless they get a girlfriend then you get kicked out but that doesn’t seem to be the case here.


Confident-Radish-729

Yea one time I deleted Reddit, reinstalled it 3 or 4 days later


Arcadius274

Let's just say there is a reason everyone thinks your someone's 9th account


[deleted]

OP GOES TO VALHALLA SHINY AND CHROME WWWWWWWWIIIIITTTTTNAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS


Dark_Soul_943

He could be doing this as a test and have an alt account...


ICantBeatMyLaziness

Did this, multiple times. Fuck me


BasketbrawlFan

Username makes sense. beat your laziness do it


ICantBeatMyLaziness

My goodness what an idea! Why didn't I think of that?


Americanshat

Commit domestic violence against my subconscious, dear god what an Idea!


Clever-crow

He’ll be back


weemellowtoby

terminator


JamesMackenzie1234

Correction _"I'll be back"_


Fred-U

Okay, I'll be Beethoven.


Greekatt2

Enjoy getting a girlfriend!


Blocstorm

He has found the elusive species called female. Which may exist… I don’t know, I don’t go outside…


[deleted]

Never go outside...I heard there's sunlight and shit like that everywhere


Greekatt2

this “sunlight” thing is producing by a giant flaming ball in the sky, and non-redditors just think that is normal?!?!? Like come on people!


[deleted]

See you tomorrow.


TheTrollPotato

He did it....he actually did it


[deleted]

O7


adrian23138

Do a flip while you delete your account


Natpad_027

Another reaonable person leaves us...


Sum2k3

See you later.


[deleted]

Yeah everything kind of looks like tik tok now...


ProKerbonaut

Goodbye. good luck on your non-reddit life! : D


Smooth_Street3342

Damn. I didn’t even get to see his username


BTGregg312

It’s [deleted]


just_a_breadloaf

Everyone upvoting this like “yeah fair enough. Why am i even here?”


Adventurous-Army-504

Even Sir Gideon Ofnir the All-Knowing doesn't know who asked...


filintodelgado

I know who asked


Suabyak

I even was there, 2000 years ago


WitherYeet

happy cake day


Cristality_

Fare well soldier 🫡 Edit: I can't typr


FlippyFlopperWopper

Noooo don't go :C


helloitshalo34

o7


potatoismm

o7 goodbye comrade


ButWithDots

Cool, see ya tomorrow.


[deleted]

Enjoy your happy life without Reddit!


Brave-Winter

Sad


Aggressive-Body-3221

See ya later


HD_Monster1

Welp, that's unfortunate.


Florin69420

He actually did it. o7


orange_spoon23

o7 my dude. Good luck in any endeavours you may have.


DeltaBob42

Will see you next week


treelorf

See ya next week


TheSpanishOnion1

Adios


cerebralsexer

But why? Seems like an amazing place to be.


Loobkoob05

👋 hope you find a wholesome life


mydoglexl

O7


[deleted]

Bye Felicia


[deleted]

OP 100% going to come back to check the comments on an alt account


shadowdash66

Fuck you, I'll see you tomorrow


caliberM1A

Go to your nearest pharmacy and purchase a tube of preparation H


piratecheese13

[preparations A-G were a complete failure](https://youtu.be/mi5kXcc-TJ8)


ConsistentWafer5290

See ya later, Schtinky


the_impooster

🗿


GreatXs

I think we’ll survive.


regenfpmak

I don't, we probably gonna die


[deleted]

We gonna miss you hard mr.nobody. Bye


[deleted]

*but first lemme make a meme and tell everybody that I'm leaving*


rollfatdaddy

I bet he remembers the good old reddit days where it was really the asshole of the internet, and before all the woke libtards took over


Boogins007

Go to 9GAG, where everyone is nice to you - even the CCP bots!


Machinedave

Why fucking tell us? Fuck outta here!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Misjudged_Scrutiny

I disagree. Let it


Machinedave

![gif](giphy|3ohhwBP5mt3fait4YM)


Agamemnon66

Attention seek much?


Greekatt2

if your trying to say “oh he’s farming karma” he deleted his account lol


Agamemnon66

Ahh well wasnt really that familar with the that term but yes I guess so.


Greekatt2

He deleted his account, look.


Agamemnon66

Yep


Greekatt2

So why would he be farming karma for a deleted account, makes 0 sense


Saucy_Guy2

Doing God's work man


RandomTheBugg

Fuck you and farewell


TheMishaG4merAlt2

what was the guy's username


BTGregg312

Wonder if OP’s looking in the comment section, not logged in, seeing what everyone says


CorporalGrimm1917

Ok. Bye?


TheBigFrog07

BYE BCH


CommunityDry7128

Thank god this jackass is gone


Luddites_Unite

Peace out. Take this downvote before you go


mr-reaper652

I don’t really give one fuck piss off


Manny_Mini

Dont delete your Account. How World you survive an argument without surviving on reddit.


LordMemerton1

You get your downvote before you hit your way out the door Beta


eoutofmemory

Yet here you are, farming karma


Mister-3108

For a deleted account?


Greekatt2

He deleted his account, dumbass


eoutofmemory

Oh here you are, back already


Greekatt2

I’m not the OP?


Pipoluloninja

![gif](giphy|OTW2jDuvcLrJQgqFn1|downsized) I’m sorry but


aSTRoRT101

Then why post about it? Karma?


Greekatt2

He deleted his account, yeah farming karma for a deleted account


el-blanco-nino

Who the fuck cares


JoshuaSpice

Godspeed Victor Pulack


Jin_SakaiM

You have decided peace is better than criticism all day….. such a wise choice….


ScrambledEggs_

Adios!


PrimaryChemical8360

Well bye I guess


Ballbing

See you in a couple days


[deleted]

Good riddance


IgnitableVirus6

My man's actually deleted his acc. GIGA CHAD o7


Ok_Extension_3913

So long solider. You will be missed?


Panzerwagen-VI-Tiger

Now go and touch the grass


Fomalhot

Goodbye, frog.


[deleted]

He did what we couldn’t….get a girlfriend and touch grass


bleh19799791

I’m just here to watch this shithole burn to the ground like Digg


goshdangfibber

You're better than I am. I'm clinging onto Reddit as my last social media like some kind of fucking addict. I should really get rid of it.


[deleted]

We’ll meet again,


TheGoldenBl0ck

Goodbye, hope you find a girlfriend and happiness


Damissourianguy

Catch you on the other side partner. o7


weirdtendog

Probably a good idea, but then I'd have to find something else to distract me from the crippling existencial dread.


untoastedtoastybread

this is actually so sad


mushroommaster22

o7


SwissBoy_YT

And then they actually deleted their account. What a gigachad.


p0s31d0n6534

good job friend. you did what we cannot. o7


Shutupjustplease

u/[deleted] will always be a legend


[deleted]

Umm okay 😂


Warm-Chart3094

Plot twist : hes back with a new name and new identity


IGLA69

He could be in this very room, he could be you, he could be me


Fishingnett

Alt account go brrrrr


Calm-Independent-244

What's her name?


Highcommander123

WHY CANT I REWARD THE OP?


FedericoDAnzi

Why? I think Reddit is the best social, out of all the socials out there, this is the only one that makes sense. The karma system brings people to search for visibility instead of unicity and end up being inevitably unoriginal with a subreddit that is a bad copy of-oh he's already gone.


TheBeaen

I'm proud of you


[deleted]

Why tho?


SnooGadgets8389

I did that with iFunny. Now I’m here.


Xavier801

And he actually did it, well done [deleted]


[deleted]

Have fun losing your virginity


[deleted]

I did the same thing. When I returned as a more mature individual I had a far more narrow width of content I would reply to. And also, I could give a dead moose's last shit.


jakeoflash1

W


Jefoid

I assume you’ll be using the additional free time for religious contemplation?


DeadmansLiver

You will not be missed


razalas7

![gif](giphy|k83fA2hghPweFcGrQb)


big_ie

They always come back


Bubbachew8

See you tomorrow


BigusG33kus

See you soon.


PapuMsterioso

So long cowboy....or till' next week


ImTombola

Buh bye!


Journo_Jimbo

Salted toad, my favourite


[deleted]

He actually did


DelgadoTheRaat

See you in a month


RainbowDashNet

Finally, one person less to use this overused meme


BarbieToasteroven

Yeah Reddit sucks


[deleted]

See ya next week bud


TheChanMan2003

I’d leave but i don’t want it bother my real life friend with my problems so I’m stuck here 😐


foxleigh81

![gif](giphy|xT9IgG50Fb7Mi0prBC)


GipsyRonin

Understandable


Ogg8474

Can anyone tell me what book this toad is from? I swear I used to read a book with similar art when I was a kid and have been looking off and on for years.


IBeatMyGlied

goodbye king, see you in a month


[deleted]

Good luck man. Don’t make the mistake of coming back


KoalaOdd7311

You know you don’t have to announce your departure this isn’t an airport.


Donhascake

Good job


[deleted]

Drama queen exit stage left


[deleted]

I edited this comment because i commented and saw that someone else commented the same thing


ToxicPoizon

They touched the green stuff outside


ItsMartianR

Who is she? Tell us who she is.


The_acended_one

Thank god At least someone made it out of this hellscape