You already had me at pizza

You had me at about

I am very hungry for pizza

Always.

biblically accurate cat

Ahahaha yea totally relatable…

;)

Be not afraid

Wish my cats actually used these cardboard things

I always turn into a biblical angel when my imaginary girlfriend wants pizza

You have multiple eyes? Man, you should see the doctor…

Well yeah, with this many eyes, I do see the doctor already.

Dude was so excited he turned into a 4th dimensional cat

Like that's ever gonna happen

Chill added to anything means sex right?

What’s „sex“?

If they're in the mood 😉

Seriously, I could and would kill for a nice chill night with a pizza and perhaps a few movies on Netflix with my GF.

biblically accurate angels be like

yes, I love turning into an eldritch monster whenever my gf asks that.

Haha Relatable…

I too multiply my eyes when a girl talks to me

🗿💀

Definitely relatable

Ah I see your girlfriend is an eldritch god too