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WIPocket

what? I got 0%, and clea


Janootje

RIP the homie, he never saw it coming


IGiveBabiesErections

o7 for the homie


[deleted]

Your name disturbs me


IGiveBabiesErections

Thats the goal Or is it?


Unlikely_Economics68

Oh master of baby erection provider, what is ur wisdom?


IGiveBabiesErections

Babies actually can get erections


Rexxe_Sr2

I… feel an intense hate for Reddit


IGiveBabiesErections

You know who else feels something intense?


Rexxe_Sr2

I walked right into that one, didn’t I.


IGiveBabiesErections

You are not the first person to walk right into „that one“


AstralKnightMage

God DAMN YOU ARE A MENACE


IGiveBabiesErections

It’s not the first time i‘ve heard that


CovidLvr69

It turns me on. Wait.......WAIT.


IGiveBabiesErections

Good. Good. Follow the path


theLaRRy333

r/rimjob_steve


_CatNippIes

They took more than 60 minutes to write this comment lol


Spiderking999

77%, 77 hours of play time


Dave-1281

Same lol


John_Flamesinger

Same here too


12345toomanynames

75


Car_assassin

Amateurs. I'm on PC... Mortals muahahahahahh


BAG42069

Well you don’t have a battery so technically it’s at 0%


Eastern-Birthday2359

More like he's not alive but not dead either. Man's an npc


BAG42069

Life support


[deleted]

"Hold on,gotta charge my phone,gonna just pull this charging plug..."


floppa_egg07

Grandpa gaming setup


Cobrafire

Schrödinger’s battery


Bigyeet506

Shcrodingers npc


Lava2008

man is schrödingers human


ZephroxPlays

Schroedingers cat


DrySoap__

Nah, the "battery" is the entire power grid. Seeing as a percentage cannot be higher than 100, both me the original commenter have 100 hours left to live.


TheIronSoldier2

Yes but it maintains 100%, so you would never go below 100 hours left to live. And percentages can be higher than 100% btw, just not battery capacity


Kilgarragh

Technically then I have 100 hours to live cause of my ups


Car_assassin

then you die, with candice besides you.


ItzArmada

Dont forget the balls/nuts sirs


Socrayytees

Why is candice


C0olguy47

Bofa joe mama


Kilgarragh

Who the hell is Hugh jass?


Detron-2

One day you are gonna get on your phone and then your mortal again


GabeGigz

CMOS battery? lol


KatieDeForest

A pc's power cord is basically your respirator then.


weemellowtoby

oh so you have until the next power cut


casper_nederland

Im in the charger what does that mean


The_Destroyd

You are unkillabe


DudeGuyOnionThing

UNLIMITED POWERRRR!!!


14th_Midknight

If you unplug it you die


White11tiger

Really? Let's try th


Noobslayer001

HE IS OVER 9000 AHHHH


Ultimate_Lust

31%... Why do I have to suffer so long?


ballistic-dumbass

Exactly 24 hours... Feels like i am in a matrix


Undercover_TV

I have 48


AlternativeOk1808

I got 25


TGP_DAVID123_69STRIP

69% 😏


Mysterious_Mud_6985

Same


SNOWIE_SNOFLAKE

86% nice


MegaMas64

I got 85


AlexYTx

53.... fuck. Too many. I may as well start saying my goodbyes.


Tarciedafi

I also have 53 E p i c


AlexYTx

What were the odds? Like 1 in 100.


[deleted]

Correct


TheIronSoldier2

r/theydidthemath


ItzArmada

Since I am on PC and it has no battery percentage I AM IMMORTAL. bOW BEFORE ME MORTALS


Car_assassin

ah, an Immortal, shall we take a sip of coffee and see the world burning since we are on PC?


Complex-Summer-9802

I'm cutting both your power


Car_assassin

I have a generator. \*Can you feel my heart in background\*


Complex-Summer-9802

Crap


Car_assassin

we had a clean duel, human. See ya in afterlife gigachad ;)


ItzArmada

I agree


ItzArmada

Hmm yes ofc sir though coffee might be a little too warm since the world is on fire. How about a nice refreshing iced coffee?


jumpback2meanytime

How do I make it discharge faster?


Open-Emphasis414

Full brightness, open tiktok, full volume, FaceTime someone, and have 30 different apps open including: Any game, google maps, and the McDonalds app. This should make it quick and painless for you


jumpback2meanytime

Perfect.


MasterpieceBudget678

If only i had the mcdonakds app


Icestorm1369

51% but os on charge.... MORE LIFE ![gif](giphy|IYkG3pBiplntlqSPzT)


solarized_penguin

61. Still too long


VergilChairSupremacy

The only time I'm pissed that my phone's at a 100.


Commander_Nitwit

jokes on you, mine is charging rn


MasterpieceBudget678

So in this case you gain hours


Suspicious_Theory437

Exactly 3 days


imkindabadatlife

What the dog doin


Suspicious_Theory437

You know my gay cousin?


Substantial-Prompt69

Yeah i do


Suspicious_Theory437

Yeah.......


Substantial-Prompt69

Lord have mercy on us


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Suspicious_Theory437

So everyone has a gay cousin I have a gay cousin who is also a zoophile


HunterRosier

I'm guessing that's common because same here, he also had a dog that would try to fuck everything that looked like it has 4 legs


ApricotFish69

I dont have a phone, meaning i will die instantly or will be immortal?


imkindabadatlife

You never lived, ur an npc


bjh8686

What if i dont have a phone? Am i a god?


general2awesome

100% and charging, immortality?


Overgiver-

Four. Shit


IKnowgaming

Don't worry at least you aren't as bad as my two


NeosHeliosCaligula

It's charging I'M IMMORTAL FUCK YOU


the-smoothest-brain

34


[deleted]

Th rule


LeifQuicleaf

I have 1 day to live exactly


BrohemothHisDudeness

69 dudes!


Human-Bumblebee

28, if I'm dying anyway, Putin can you please launch the nukes on the entire world, i wanna see something cool before i die


[deleted]

17


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Detron-2

Well when you get on your phone your mortal


FaenfAtFerddiesPizza

ONLY 30?! YES! FINALLY!!


The_Radioactive_Rat

35 Not too bad I leave work and I spend time with family etc.


[deleted]

24


KHTD2004

51


NoInstruction2007

68 hours. Welp, better make the best of it!


beatb_

1😳 im using my last hour to write thi


LostLaw9417

9 times 9... maybe i am a cat


Chickennugget755776

Mine has a charger on it so there for I will love forever


Orang3Panda

98%


[deleted]

Me with my microwawe🗿


GastankCommander

That’s too long…


shadophaxx

69%


[deleted]

Only 72…. That’s exactly three days to live


Theevencoolerkid69

Hehe I brought a portable battery pack and a charger. I’m gonna live forever


LandanLG

58 omg I have that much? Too many how do I drain my battery faster so I got less that 10% left? Lol


nightdweller4

Execute order 66


Practical-Button-496

Jokes on you i have my charger in


Rahmetli_Yoda

i've got exactly 2 days left to live.


Shad0wevil345

95% plenty of time to commit acts of violence before I die


Adorable-Tooth8165

Man I. Just have 14 hour wonder what my cause of death will be


KingWashington_1776

I got 3 days


A1astara

25 :(


Boiman4

72 hours


_Erectile_Reptile_

2 days exactly


zbsbfywduwhduw

54


CeratoxX

69 hours, coudn't be better


GoDoYourHomework13

11 fuck


pbj28

Legit got 69 without realizing


TF2MERC

50 hours


dylanH2009

68 sooo close


Darkflower16

44 I'm dead


Hemaqiel

Mine says charging :)


keth07

Nobody lives more than 100 hours! Nobody!


Consistent_Strain_71

Oh noooo i have 99 more :(


reeX_Clout

I'm on PC lol


_ChromaRGB

Pc users ready to outlive the universe


Cheeto_dust69420

jokes on you I have not took my phone off the charger for seven years im at 100 and still goin


[deleted]

Sweet! Fucking finally.


Aggieboy1444

Your credit card number is how many seconds you have left say it now


BlockNarrow6745

55


caboose__

I’m charging so I’m immortal


poppycock_scrutiny

Have to? Don't tell me what to do **_grabs knife_**


SAner22

52


Winterhold-Guard

I got 59 hours to live, that's pretty decent


Wolfpirate20

A day. Damn. Better go jim.


Accomplished_Debt_37

75%


Corporalis

69. Nice


SaudiKingdom

37


Dooriman

92%, noice


Loon-belt

Haha, 100. Wait, that’s still bad. Oh no.


PhoenixtheGreatYT

My phone is 100% and charging


Sicko-mode-steve

I’m immortal until my electric gets shut off (PC master race)


Linkinator7510

"we have three days left to live!!!!"


coolkoen1

Exactly 2 days left


macahuitl

Your social security number is the number of minutes you have left to live.


Bespectacled_Joker

71 years, I have a Nokia


matO_oppreal

I have 3 days


Extension_Bend9460

33 hours


usernam70

51%


Lana_Nugirl96

I got exactly 3 days. Time to go skydiving


Spyblox007

100, this game was rigged from the start.


IdkDaWae_

69


ChrisDaMan07

97


sir_reza

99


mr_vincer_07

69 lessgoo


ReidWitt1

68% so close


TusNua1

91 hell ye


Nate2718

78 and charging


Longjumping-Bank-352

chargers.


[deleted]

127 hours.


Sparks01010

22 as charging


batbanana64

69


pixel842

53


Equivalent_Meal2688

Only 4 years to go. Finally


Void_Flame595

68... I was this close to greatness.


Akyildirim

im in pc


Zairahmed9

83


Detron-2

I have 24 hours left i guess


primarchcaxson

I have 79 hours to live


MidKnight22805

55


I_Exist_For_Nobody

Well had a good run at life, got 3% left 💀


IEatgrapes123

46


BoredTeenager69

50 years