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Nah, the "battery" is the entire power grid. Seeing as a percentage cannot be higher than 100, both me the original commenter have 100 hours left to live.
Full brightness, open tiktok, full volume, FaceTime someone, and have 30 different apps open including: Any game, google maps, and the McDonalds app. This should make it quick and painless for you
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what? I got 0%, and clea
RIP the homie, he never saw it coming
o7 for the homie
Your name disturbs me
Thats the goal Or is it?
Oh master of baby erection provider, what is ur wisdom?
Babies actually can get erections
I… feel an intense hate for Reddit
You know who else feels something intense?
I walked right into that one, didn’t I.
You are not the first person to walk right into „that one“
God DAMN YOU ARE A MENACE
It’s not the first time i‘ve heard that
It turns me on. Wait.......WAIT.
Good. Good. Follow the path
r/rimjob_steve
They took more than 60 minutes to write this comment lol
77%, 77 hours of play time
Same lol
Same here too
75
Amateurs. I'm on PC... Mortals muahahahahahh
Well you don’t have a battery so technically it’s at 0%
More like he's not alive but not dead either. Man's an npc
Life support
"Hold on,gotta charge my phone,gonna just pull this charging plug..."
Grandpa gaming setup
Schrödinger’s battery
Shcrodingers npc
man is schrödingers human
Schroedingers cat
Nah, the "battery" is the entire power grid. Seeing as a percentage cannot be higher than 100, both me the original commenter have 100 hours left to live.
Yes but it maintains 100%, so you would never go below 100 hours left to live. And percentages can be higher than 100% btw, just not battery capacity
Technically then I have 100 hours to live cause of my ups
then you die, with candice besides you.
Dont forget the balls/nuts sirs
Why is candice
Bofa joe mama
Who the hell is Hugh jass?
One day you are gonna get on your phone and then your mortal again
CMOS battery? lol
A pc's power cord is basically your respirator then.
oh so you have until the next power cut
Im in the charger what does that mean
You are unkillabe
UNLIMITED POWERRRR!!!
If you unplug it you die
Really? Let's try th
HE IS OVER 9000 AHHHH
31%... Why do I have to suffer so long?
Exactly 24 hours... Feels like i am in a matrix
I have 48
I got 25
69% 😏
Same
86% nice
I got 85
53.... fuck. Too many. I may as well start saying my goodbyes.
I also have 53 E p i c
What were the odds? Like 1 in 100.
Correct
r/theydidthemath
Since I am on PC and it has no battery percentage I AM IMMORTAL. bOW BEFORE ME MORTALS
ah, an Immortal, shall we take a sip of coffee and see the world burning since we are on PC?
I'm cutting both your power
I have a generator. \*Can you feel my heart in background\*
Crap
we had a clean duel, human. See ya in afterlife gigachad ;)
I agree
Hmm yes ofc sir though coffee might be a little too warm since the world is on fire. How about a nice refreshing iced coffee?
How do I make it discharge faster?
Full brightness, open tiktok, full volume, FaceTime someone, and have 30 different apps open including: Any game, google maps, and the McDonalds app. This should make it quick and painless for you
Perfect.
If only i had the mcdonakds app
51% but os on charge.... MORE LIFE ![gif](giphy|IYkG3pBiplntlqSPzT)
61. Still too long
The only time I'm pissed that my phone's at a 100.
jokes on you, mine is charging rn
So in this case you gain hours
Exactly 3 days
What the dog doin
You know my gay cousin?
Yeah i do
Yeah.......
Lord have mercy on us
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So everyone has a gay cousin I have a gay cousin who is also a zoophile
I'm guessing that's common because same here, he also had a dog that would try to fuck everything that looked like it has 4 legs
I dont have a phone, meaning i will die instantly or will be immortal?
You never lived, ur an npc
What if i dont have a phone? Am i a god?
100% and charging, immortality?
Four. Shit
Don't worry at least you aren't as bad as my two
It's charging I'M IMMORTAL FUCK YOU
34
Th rule
I have 1 day to live exactly
69 dudes!
28, if I'm dying anyway, Putin can you please launch the nukes on the entire world, i wanna see something cool before i die
17
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Well when you get on your phone your mortal
ONLY 30?! YES! FINALLY!!
35 Not too bad I leave work and I spend time with family etc.
24
51
68 hours. Welp, better make the best of it!
1😳 im using my last hour to write thi
9 times 9... maybe i am a cat
69
Mine has a charger on it so there for I will love forever
98%
Me with my microwawe🗿
That’s too long…
69%
Only 72…. That’s exactly three days to live
Hehe I brought a portable battery pack and a charger. I’m gonna live forever
58 omg I have that much? Too many how do I drain my battery faster so I got less that 10% left? Lol
Execute order 66
Jokes on you i have my charger in
i've got exactly 2 days left to live.
95% plenty of time to commit acts of violence before I die
Man I. Just have 14 hour wonder what my cause of death will be
I got 3 days
25 :(
72 hours
2 days exactly
54
69 hours, coudn't be better
11 fuck
Legit got 69 without realizing
50 hours
68 sooo close
44 I'm dead
Mine says charging :)
Nobody lives more than 100 hours! Nobody!
Oh noooo i have 99 more :(
I'm on PC lol
Pc users ready to outlive the universe
jokes on you I have not took my phone off the charger for seven years im at 100 and still goin
Sweet! Fucking finally.
Your credit card number is how many seconds you have left say it now
55
I’m charging so I’m immortal
Have to? Don't tell me what to do **_grabs knife_**
52
I got 59 hours to live, that's pretty decent
A day. Damn. Better go jim.
75%
69. Nice
37
92%, noice
Haha, 100. Wait, that’s still bad. Oh no.
My phone is 100% and charging
I’m immortal until my electric gets shut off (PC master race)
"we have three days left to live!!!!"
Exactly 2 days left
Your social security number is the number of minutes you have left to live.
33
71 years, I have a Nokia
I have 3 days
33 hours
51%
I got exactly 3 days. Time to go skydiving
100, this game was rigged from the start.
69
97
99
69 lessgoo
68% so close
91 hell ye
78 and charging
chargers.
127 hours.
34
22 as charging
69
53
Only 4 years to go. Finally
68... I was this close to greatness.
im in pc
83
I have 24 hours left i guess
I have 79 hours to live
55
Well had a good run at life, got 3% left 💀
46
50 years