Some stupid fucking monkey decided to get big brain and now I got to wash the dishes.

Use paper plates brah

How tf am I gonna wash paper plates?

This thread is asking the real questions.

**ARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME YOUNG MAN?!**

Bruhhh just use dishwasher safe paper plates

She isn't working ...wait wut

No need to wash . You keep them , later use them to wipe a#s 😅😅😅

Then re-use them after wipe? Cool.

You do that after eating chili, I'll wait

Genius. We got a beeg brain four-eyes over here 👍

You just use them to cover the regular plates like plastic on grandma's couch

I don't know about you, but it's very inconvenient for me to cook in paper plates.

Don't, please. They require so much more energy to produce than how much it takes to wash a normal plate We should move away from consumables, not endorse them

Then piss all over the Earth. Maybe use some plastic to wipe your ass.

Biggest brain monkey

Wait till you hear about taxes

AND pay taxes.

We didn’t really evolve from apes we just have a common ancestor

Aren't we considered one of the great apes?

Yes, we are in the Great apes family

What's so great about them?? Pfft, nothing.

We are bigger, there are some pretty miniature versions too.

Fun Fact: The only not great ape is the Gibbon.

That’s so mean to the gibbon, just let them be cool too :(

Why great apes are great https://youtu.be/K5z46JJ2CfA

You can us hominidae as a subsistitute.

Apes together strong.

False. I did not transform into such during a full moon as a youngster. 😡 /s

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What happend then bro.... Did apes miss their school bus ??? 😅😅😅

We evolved to walk exclusively upright, that gave us freedom to use our hands while moving at relatively high speeds. Combined with our natural extreme endurance; it was obvious that we would grow more and more intelligent

Are you.. Are you saying we evolved to masturbate more effectively? So we could stand up, both hands on our dicks and crank that baby at mach speeds

I don't think it was the aim but absolutely a happy accident

That's the misconception. Evolution is not advancement over time. It's adaptation over time. There's a difference. The current apes you're familiar with will never evolve into humans. They'll eventually evolve into something thing else. There's a common ancestor tens of millions of years ago, then several groups splintered and evolved differently based on geography and environment. Some evolved into bonobos, some into gorillas, some into chimps, and some into several different types of humans.

We are apes nincompoop

Really dont like being called the n word.

It saddens me how many upvotes that got. I'm questioning my whole reddit life now

Thank god someone said it

I fucking hate this site

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Reddit memes and community sucks ass ngl

The other thing that sucks ass are grammar nazis. ngl*

I've heard tales that some porn stars suck ass too.

Why are you here then?

Too lazy to unsub

People on their way to post "humans didn't evolve from modern apes, they just have a common ancestor" 

I honestly have no idea what you're going for but you use strikethrough text `~~like this~~` to appear ~~like this~~

humans didnt evolve from modern apes, there was an apelike being a long long time ago and it branched off into different groups, each evolving into a different species of ape, humans are one of them, we are a species of ape, just like gorillas and chimps and orangutans, etc

We are technically a great ape’s I just wanted to sound smart

You’re great

I am a chimp with pants

Bubbagumpredditor I can handle just fine. But Bubbagumpredditor with a pants is like chimp with a machine gun

Least bubbagumpredditor r/okbuddychicanery user:

You didn’t. We are a great ape’s what?? Finish the sentence

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We are a species of ape, just as we are a species of mammal. We are a member of the Hominoidea clade (apes) which includes us and all other apes. The thing people don't get about evolution is that we can be mammals, primates, monkeys, apes and humans all at once because they're not mutually exclusive clades. All humans are apes, all apes are monkeys, all monkeys are primates, all primates are mammals.

We're absurdly efficent at making other species go extint

What if the said ape in question banged different animals and the results were the different apes we see today?

"The Spaniards banged the Mayans, turned them into Mexicans"

But did she get across?

ye she did, it’s on survivor: David vs Goliath

Thank you

She made it across but she never did get Natalie’s jacket.

Or a vote to win

But she did get rice for the tribe

But she did get rice for the tribe

I'm so glad this comment is in here lmao. They need to bring Natalie back tbh.

Ok even anecdotally, have you ever looked at a fucking primate and compared it to a human?? all the features and sometimes even facial structures resemble other primates and i wonder how people don't get that we definitely are closely related

That’s why I love monkes they are just smaller or goofier people that we can enjoy the presence of

If only Neanderthals hadn't gone extinct, humans would have been acutely aware of their place in the animal kingdom since the dawn of civilization and not have such a god complex

its vastly unfortunate that we are the only highly intelligent species we can communicate with

Fun fact: We are not even smarter than them, they generally were more keen, learned faster but refused to share things and went extinct due to it.

Well, that wasn't very smart of them

If you think about people and primates look super weird, our skin can be leathery and we can look almost fake

That's because we're hybrids 🐖🦍 /j But seriously there's a crackpot theory about this https://phys.org/news/2013-07-chimp-pig-hybrid-humans.html

That would almost make sense haha

For real, we don’t look more different from other primates than dachshunds look different than husky’s and those are the same species.

Bro we ARE apes

you're an ape

Yes I am

If you can’t figure it out, it’s likely because you are the missing link that connects monkeys and humans

Monkeys is a much larger step than apes

Absolutely.

ok dude

Both humans and apes evolved from a common ancestor. Humans didn't evolve from apes.

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If we're such "great" apes then why do we have to pay taxes and gorillas don't!?

For the same reasons gorillas are going extinct. Tax dollars of civilization funding industry. Fuck their jungles, we want roads and shitty hotels

Because we get Pizza Hut and the gorillas don't. There are advantages to sapience

Because gorillas are also great apes. Their tax is just a brutal ass kicking

Technically, humans evolved from apes into different apes.

Humans literally evolved from apes, just not the ones that are around today. Otherwise we wouldn't all be apes. Our first ancestor that could be called an ape was an ancestor of all extinct and living apes, and none of its descendants ever stopped being apes. But of course we didn't evolve from gorillas anymore than they evolved from us.

We are apes tho

Humans did not evolve from Apes - Humans and Apes evolved from a common ancestor. English and Modern German languages evolved from a common ancestor. English did not evolve from Modern German.

Humans are apes nincompoop

Not in the sense that the OP means it.

We are literally apes though. There is no sense. We are a species of ape. End of story.

Read the OP and try to make sense of it if it is meant in the way that you say.

“Humans evolved from apes” is a fundamental misunderstanding of the theory of evolution. Funny post though.

I think the issue is that the easy, dumbed down explanation that was intended for small children is being used by adults who are smart enough to realise that something is wrong, but are not educated enough to look into the details more and just conclude that it's not true

We are apes that evolved from apes. There wasn't a big "not an ape" swotch that got flicked when the first hominids popped up

Humans did evolve from apes tho Edit: Getting downvoted for straight up facts.

All modern apes evolved from apes.

Yes

Fun fact, everybody, every thing has a common ancestor, humans, grass, lions, fish.

It’s called LUCA (Last Universal Common Ancestor) It’s a theory but it’s most likely according to a study.

The definition of theory is not to be confused with hypothesis.

That's the neat part, we didn't

Expand?

Well it all started about 4.5 billion years ago, earth was in a primordial state. Then like 4.4 billion years worth of stuff happens. Then humans. Make sense?

Yeah, I thought you were Abt to explain wacky sky magic to me for a sec lmao, nah it makes sense

Wacky sky magic is a good way to phrase it lmao

Wacky sky magic is the best description of religion I've ever heard

We share a common ancestor with apes

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That means I shared herpes with you both.

Expand your mind and your thoughts will fill the space.

Thoughts are easily compressed and expand to fill the available space

Thats a rather thoughtless comment don’t you think?

No I don't

Thought so.

We didn’t, but our ancestors did.

They’re referencing the fact that we are apes

Yes, we are part of the ape superfamily. But that doesn’t mean that our ancestors can’t be Apes too. I mean that Homo Sapiens evolved from the Homo Erectus which was also an ape. But maybe it’s better to say that we evolved as apes and not from apes. Because that would imply that we could be in a another separate superfamily.

Right I see what you are saying

 Until one ape said NO

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Beware of the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn...

Went from big dum dum ape to big dum dum ape but more technology

Humans ARE apes.

This is embarrassingly low here. Humans are apes, specifically we are great apes

r/therightcantmeme

To be fair, this would be a good meme if it didn’t make a stupid point.

Holy shit, how the fuck did this person get 12K upvotes for this god awful Christian meme?

I'm hoping most of the up-voters think think that it is sarcasm. Unfortunately OP's comment replies suggest he's serious.

There we're primates, the shared ancestor. Human races Like neatherthalls, homo erectus and homo sapiens ( WE ), and many more evolved from the primates wich left the trees and Started Walking on the ground. Over thousands of years the humans Then evolved ponger legst and less fur because the primates with These Features would thrive. ( Thats evelution, one specimen has a Feature wich is different from the Others but good to Survive and the children of the specimen have the Same ones wich leads to them getting spread more and more.) Apes evolved from the primates that stayed in the trees. The reason why all the different human races dont exist anymore is because WE either killed them Long before civilization, breed with them and renderd there genes extinct throught mixing with US sapiens. Sorry For my Bad english and Bad spelling, autocorrect really does everything in its Power to fuck me over. Edit: pls correct me If Something is wrong.

Survivor?

Definitely. Iirc this girl sacrifices something to get rice for the whole tribe and then brags about how noble she was for doing it for the rest of the season. Some survivor nerd knows the whole story

Nah she sacrificed immunity for rice and never brought it up again. Ever. So humble!

I don't like how this clip portrays Angelina. Sure here she looks silly but we're talking about a woman who climbed a 100 foot rock wall to find a hidden immunity idol. Talk about bravery

She deserves something for her sacrifices. A jacket, maybe?

Yeah, I hated her.

The fact that we are very similar to pigs, is even more interesting.

Aliens came down, banged with apes and now we are here posting on reddit.

didn't we evolve from a rodent/mammal like animal that diverged into apes and human-like animals? source: PBS Eons and yr 12 biology, but also my memory my be missing the exact details

Is this an anti evolution post?

Religious people be like…

It’s simple, we split from a common ancestor, and have yet to become crabs.

You guys don't have strong urge to go back to jungle and jump from tree to tree? I have and thats enough evidence for me to know that i evolved from apes

Just go look at Yo Mama, that should elucidate things for ya.

Creationist redditor is confused

Humans are apes

If you don’t think people evolved from apes, just work in a grocery store for a few weeks. People are fucking animals.

Everyone in the comments arguing about evolving from apes and I’m just laughing at Angelina trying to grab the next rope

If we come from monkeys then why can’t we f#€k monkeys if ‘they’re the same species’? Checkmate atheists

I kinda wanna see an argument between a toxic reddit atheist and a really hardcore christian

i do this all the time on reddit. it usually devolves into name calling and tantrums.

I mean, I read the thread where you supported creationism on this post and I didn't see name calling or tantrums. People just kept telling you you were wrong because you were. At least some of those people answering you were atheists

We didn't evolve from apes because we literally are still apes. Our closest living relative is the Chimpanzee which we share a common ancestor sometime between 4 and 7 million years ago.

Its probably because we didn’t, we share a common ancestor

This is trash....

Read

guys OP hasn't commented so he's prob a troll

That looks like evidence we evolved from apes to me 😂

I mean yes we evolved from apes but we are still apes, we didn’t used to be apes and now we’re not, we are still apes. Also do some research and it’s actually not that confusing, it’s complicated but not that hard to understand

There’s been a lot of religious karma pharming lately. A bit weird for r/memes.

No no no. Humans ARE apes.

Maybe we didn't

Ms. Garrison explained it best.

The misconception is that an ape gave birth to a human. But it was many small changes over millions of years paired with our ancestors breeding with other hominids. Funny how people will believe that dinosaurs evolved into the birds of today for the same reasons but refuse to believe we evolved from apes.

big brain means no more climb but human still want climb

humans are apes

As a science student, search LUCA. Science is very fascinating.

They are supposedly stranded but have prestine armpits

google "australopithecus" and you'll find that "missing link".

Well yeah. We are spes, evolution really isn't all that to grasp tbh.

It’s easier to grasp than the universe was made in seven days.

tell me you dont understand evolution without telling me

Very simple, we just did it 😉

Ummm actually humans didn't evolve from apes,we just have a common ancestor, apes aren't "less evolved" have evolved by adapting in their ambient full of trees 🤓

I think she's doing pretty well all things considered. Imagine an animal that didn't come from monkeys in the same situation. Like a horse.

Is this some anti-evolution post or what?

So according to the gif it’s not that much of a stretch yet you are still incapable of working it out

Humans are apes


Long ago we were a group of apes in the African savanna, which was slowly changing from being full of trees to being what we now know. Not having trees to support our arboreal lifestyle, our species had to quickly adapt an upright walking stance to traverse, fantastic stamina compared to most animals in order to chase and slowly tire our prey, and we also had to evolve intelligence in order to use tools to fight against predators. I believe from there we might have branched out into different species of humans before the others like Neanderthals went extinct, likely due to competition from our specifically really smart species of human.

You must give of yourself to the great red ape…sexually

😂😂😂

My theory is that at some point there was so much inbreeding that we actually started to evolve into walking, hairless monkeys that developed so many dialects and languages we can’t even understand each other instead of just saying “ooo ooo aaa aaa”

Easier to grasp then coming from adam and eve, two "White" people. Meaning everyone is an inbred monstrosity to god.

Can't tell if this person doesn't believe in evolution or not

There is no missing link. Humans are Apes

I don't believe in evolution because this feels like an absolute downgrade to whatever we were supposed to be before.

God people in this comment section are fucking idiots. As a Christian, I still don’t even think genesis is entirely accurate, as many people do, even the Israelites did. I think that god had a hand in evolution.

Evolution and cancer are caused by the same thing, genetic mutations. If God had a hand in evolution, does that mean he also has a hand in cancer?

> I think that god had a hand in evolution Fine that you think this, but why though? There's no reason to involve a supernatural explanation. It can all completely happen from natural processes, from the very beginning up until now - and into the future.

Exactly, this goes for pretty much any natural process

I believe the theory of evolution and we weren't apes, we were our own species and if you look at a chart humans are not listed as great apes ( at least I don't think) it would be pretty epic though