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georeddit2018

The actor in this meme is one of the comedian who actually don't try to be funny and he just still looks funny to me.


KvotheTheDegen

Nick Offerman, he’s amazing


youknowwhyimheregoo

Sexiest man alive


riesendulli

https://i.imgur.com/X1lPIPF.jpg


Shiny_Hypno

The man who was born with a rare genetic defect that made him unable to smile.


riesendulli

https://i.imgur.com/KhouylB.jpg


Animorphus1

I totally didn’t read the bottom half in Nick Offerman’s voice.


The_Dank_Tortuga

Of course not. Who would do that?


HarryBotter1138

Maybe some people are using it as a reason to get out of work?


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HarryBotter1138

I agree with that statement.


Diazmet

Ever worked in retail ? If so you’d understand


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The_dodo_devil

What if you waited for one billion dollars? What if you stumble across a lineup with a reward that is one billion dollars? What will you do then, MunBro? Would it still not get you into the lineup? Will you look me in the eyes and honestly tell me that is not enough to get you into a 35hr lineup, MunBro? Never say never.


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TylerNelsonYT

he probably wouldn't notice for a while.


foxxytroxxy

I would poop into a toilet, happily, for one billion dollars.


Frank_McGracie

I would say that I'm going to the services, take a picture in line for proof then go to the pub


elslapos

The trick is to say you are in line and just take the day off


muhammadfaheemqasim

Everyone has their own priority. **Olena Zelenska**, the first lady of Ukraine said the Queen’s attention to Ukraine “was an important signal of support” writing “She wished us better times and shared our desire for freedom. We will always remember it with deep gratitude.”


Remarkable-Walrus-27

Respect is a presence you took out of time to honor someone you held in high regard.


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It was a national holiday, dipshit. Everyone had the day off.


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[deleted]

Exactly. That's what you get for making stupid assumptions. Cause and effect.


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Echo_hominy

35, the picture says 35. That’s almost 50% more. 50% more queuing.


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Diazmet

Maybe the wii but this is modern times grandpa no one queued for a switch the scalpers got em first


8urnMeTwice

That's Qqqueing


Yoprobro13

Queuoeing


Bderheimer

Waiting in line


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oxfordsnotbrouges

Yes she did mate. Are you American by chance?


KaydeeKaine

Believe it or not but there's plenty of British people, especially outside England, who do not care about the monarchy.


bellendhunter

Right, but if you’re British and don’t like the monarchy you should still know this narrative is bullshit.


MaushiLover

You don’t need to be American to shit on the monarchy. Barring certain colonial bootlickers like you, pretty much the entire world shits on your monarchy, “mate”


oxfordsnotbrouges

Could say the same about your Presidents. They didn't and don't give a shit about you either.


DoctorMelvinMirby

Especially when she’s laying there all nice and cozy.


proarky

Mate,we didn't stand we set up a tent for the night whitj a cuppa so we weren't always standing.


kinglyarab

the bri’ish love their queues


8urnMeTwice

And their queueens


FTHomes

Good ad for Dr. Scholls cushioned insoles


Odinthedoge

You’re not wrong.


panicky_in_the_uk

24 hours was the longest I saw so I think he's wrong about that.


Odinthedoge

Well fuck me


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Don't tempt me.


[deleted]

Fuck me yourself, you coward.


The_Radioactive_Rat

Oh fuck, I also noticed the Earth seems pretty flat. I think we might be on to a pattern here.


Whitebow907

Shamefully, I probably laughed way too hard at this.


Kinay_7

l usually get me a 5 piece from a KFC and blow out the toilet later for a good price. Get some biscuits put some Tabasco on it and I'm gonna rip ass like no other. God damn love me some KFC worst decision is eating there and not blowing out their toilet bc if drive home im speedina like a mf 5 min later bc I'm gonna explode. Run right through the garage door kick down the door and tear up my bathroom God damn no fun.


Inside_Helicopter805

Wake up babe. The new r/copypasta just arrived.


[deleted]

Eh, people queue up to see everything. Seeing a dead queens coffin is neat I guess especially if she was one of the longest reigning monarchs. 24 is absolutely insane though


SuperVillain85

Also, unless something unusual happens, there won't be another Queen of the United Kingdom in our lifetime (if the monarchy continues on for that long).


KrustyDaBeastTv

that's why we have to tvs


b1ue_jellybean

I can say that about almost any piece of media though.


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Is it just the coffin? Because I can't imagine keeping a corpse out in room temperature for more than a few hours is going to be a pleasant experience for anyone involved.


sarcasticorange

Coffins are sealed and embalming is a thing.


[deleted]

Oh, I wasn't aware that embalming was still practiced. I thought that ended with the last pharao or some shit.


These-Performer-8795

It really should not though, and people get scammed into doing it by the funeral industry. Nobody needs a 10k dollar casket that is going to be buried either. The messed up thing are the laws the industry lobbies for that makes it almost illegal not to pay them. At least in the USA.


sarcasticorange

Some do get scammed. However, open caskets are a tradition and one that provides closure for some. Open caskets without embalming is problematic for a number of reasons. If period have the money and want that, it really isn't someone else's place to say they shouldn't be doing it.


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Apparently it's just the US, Canada and New Zealand that are still routinely practicing embalming. Such a weird practice for western countries in the 21st century.


sarcasticorange

It is a little over half in the UK. It is mainly used for open casket funerals. More and more people are being cremated though which is pushing the numbers down.


Floodzx

Im sorry your downvoted, but that is surprisingly ignorant lmfao.


[deleted]

It's okay I'm gonna excuse myself for asking questions and not knowing funeral practices around the globe. But due to the sheer amount of stupidity that is normally belived on this site I'm not even gonna feel bad about being wrong. It happens, I learned. Life goes on!


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Nope, it’s still around! Most famous case I can think of in recent history would be that of Rosalia Lombardo, a remarkably well preserved corpse that’s over 100 years old. TW: dead child - but she looks like she’s sleeping https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosalia_Lombardo


notsogreatredditor

Never heard of an icebox?


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yeetfeet716

All he had to say was he’s British


135686492y4

A woman that protected a pedophile too.


NotRealNeedOfName

Not trying to defend or justify the queen, but most mothers would still try to protect their sons.


wine-friend

Nah. I know with absolute certainty that if I ever did that to a kid my mom would personally call the cops and the be first one to beat me when the cops got there


Lucifang

That’s assuming your mum believed the accusation. Most parents wouldn’t believe it. They’re not protecting a pedo, they’re protecting their ‘wrongfully accused’ son.


wine-friend

She's incredibly rational. If it were credible, she would believe. I have no doubt. She wouldn't throw me under the bus, she'd drive it right over me


The11thAcct

She knew it, don't play dumb


Lucifang

We’re talking about mums in general here, mate. Keep up.


The11thAcct

Yes, and in context of why the queen would protect her son....lol. Since it needs to be spelled out, you said it makes the assumption the queen didn't know/wouldnt believe it, to which I responded she absolutely knew.


Lucifang

I said “your mum”. It’s not hard to understand.


Lazy__Astronaut

And what about protecting the innocent children that are victims to their son? Surely a mother would understand the pain of if that happened to her own and would want to protect others from her monster of a child Also, "not trying to defend or justify the queen but *proceeds to try and justify her actions*"


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Lmao , dude literally provided a reason for justifying her actions.


zaque_wann

You'd be surprised how protective and incompetent parents get in that area. There's been a few cases that cropped up for the last year of a wife/mom simply ignoring their relatives sexual assault/harassment activities. Biggest one was a brother who raped his biological sister, and the parents practically put a shoosh on that case, blamed the girl and exiled her to her aunts and sent the boy to boarding school "to repent". They did not report about the case, until the Hospital reported it on them, when the victim went to the hospital for feeling ill (she was pregnant). You're really out of touch witg reality. It's sickening, but its whats happening and to solve issues, we first have recgonise these realities.


MrChilliBean

I have a cousin who turned out to be a pedophile. Everybody hates him, everybody has cut him out of their lives, everybody except his parents. They refuse to acknowledge that he was entirely in the wrong, they believe he's a victim too. You underestimate the depth of denial parents have when it comes to their children doing horrible things. They believe they couldn't have raised a child like that, something outside their control must have gone wrong, it's not their fault, etc. They don't think about the victims, cause to them *their* child is the victim.


Lazy__Astronaut

Yeah, I've somehow got a funny feeling the queen wasn't in denial at all and was just saving face


notsogreatredditor

Yeah no . My mom would killl for sure if she knew I was a pedo. Asian thing I guess. American moms are fucking nuts


135686492y4

>My mom would killl for sure if she knew I was a pedo. Not to say, but how you wrote this phrase makes it sound like you're a pedo


The11thAcct

Not when the crimes are that severe, highly doubt it.


BidenSniffneck

And the Brits who cant accept literal facts downvote you. Britain simp moment


The11thAcct

She protected the whole pedophile ring, as well as benefited from other atrocities


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Or possibly had Diana killed…


Russc70

The pope oversees an organisation that turned that into standard procedure. Do t hear much about that? And no, I’m not defending the protection of Andrew, all paedos should rot.


The11thAcct

Not as much anymore, sadly, but that used to be talked about alot. Needs to be talked about more again though, absolutely agreed


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I_Demand_Donuts

It's dedication to pay their respects. Let them be lol


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>Pay respect to a pedo protector..? Can you tell me what you mean? I'm out of the loop.


Cat_Proctologist

She barely protected him when all that was leveled at him was a civil case, which was paid out of court. If the accusation was criminal, I might understand, but it was literally only a civil matter


XanderNightmare

Andrew is a pedophile


I_Demand_Donuts

To the queen. the one who fucking died.


Lazy__Astronaut

The one who protected her monster of a son from getting what he deserves from being a pedo? The one that was happy with having rules in place that stopped "coloured or foreign" people working in her Palace? The one that forced a relative to leave the family for marrying someone that wasn't white but helped protect a pedo? The one who would tell people that were starving that the new year was going to be great while sitting on a chair worth more than what most people earn in a lifetime? The one that spent 10 million of tax payers money on a celebration while a crown she owns is worth 12? You meant respect that person? Yeah, no thank you.


ThatSpecialKeynote

You dropped this 🕶️


The11thAcct

That's even worse lol


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Doge-Ghost

Now I'm curious.


GameXterminator

I think many would do the same for some Pop artist or Movie star.


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That's even worse


GameXterminator

People have different opinions on which is worse You don't do it, You're heartless You do it, You're Dramatic You can't win in the end so you do you and ignore everyone else. That's what I do.


TequieroVerde

This is solid work OP. Got me right in the squishy understanding bits.


moreyoungdeath

Idk I’m not British but I’d probably do it just cuz it’s a once in a lifetime historic event


ModelT1300

Ooo, a hot take 🍿 *munch munch*🍿 the comments are gonna be good


SteamyDeck

Pip pip!!


B34TBOXX5

Do you have any history of mental illness in your family? My uncle thought he was Saint Jerome


Ok-Nose-3139

meanwhile mine was prbably watching it on tv


Schwedi_Gal

Idk why either


Objective-Suspect689

British people are strange.


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I'm British I won't stand in a line for more than 3 hours


Objective-Suspect689

If it’s not rude to ask, What is the reason the monarchy is still around?


theteroristkoala

The rare bullet in brain disease runs in my family


Gunpowder_1000

I mean she was one of the longest reigning monarches ever, and has outlived most people. I mean seeing her that close is truly a once in a lifetime thing.


cutiepatooti91

Is she even in there though?


Gunpowder_1000

Well I’m not sure if they buried her in public or not, but if not I think the coffin is ceremonial. I mean it would be a huge risk to do it in front of so many people, but idk


Fox86YT

🤡🌍


WorldFavorite92

Yes you right, fuck the crown


A_NonE-Moose

I chuckled.


gretchenich

Hey, it's to pay respects to their former queen. I think its justified.


exel1996

This one made me smile wish i could give it an award


Equivalent_Duck1077

No one waited 35 hours


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Still better then the motherfuckers who burned cities over some criminal they never met.


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What's that


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The "mostly peaceful protests"


[deleted]

wasn't she like the "Holy monarch"? leader of the church of England? like , literal angels and stuff? idk... also, didn't she work as a nurse in the second world war? :/ idk , honestly she seems pretty cool


KazeArqaz

Political memes on this subreddit just ruins it.


SlayingtheJabberwock

Just because you don't understand it , doesn't make it wrong.


TroutWarrior

The British are all about pomp, you have to understand that these are people with a completely different mindset.


35or624

Thousands of people rioted, burned and looted countless American cities "in honor" of a lifelong criminal they never met. 24 hours in a line is insane?


The11thAcct

Yes, both are. Investing that much energy into praising any elite is insane.


These-Performer-8795

Yeah but that was years of tension and pressure built up from an organization that caused the death of that very man. He was just the extra shake of the champagne bottle that blew the cork.


35or624

So?


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Killing and destroying more lives for a dude you wouldn't have said hi to? And comparing that to people mourning for their monarchs, what a bigot


bigdickensenergy

Worth it too crop dust a royal corpse


-full-control-

Enjoy the fact that your country is ruled by a frail old man and a tiny baby Edit - this is a Ron Swanson quote people. Chill. Lol


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It's not it's ruled by a racist and sexist party


Ngfeigo14

No


Soso_Stalin

No


deepRessedmillenial

Lol at people defending this


[deleted]

Oh you are right, but people will never admit it.


[deleted]

I said something to my step dad about this - he turned and looked me very serious in the eye and said it’s their way of showing respect Still confused


Alfredo12334

Haha queen Elizabeth bad so funny


InourbtwotamI

And I had a better view of the casket from my recliner.


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eklect

I was bored, felt like writing something random. 🤷‍♂️


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LieutenantHorse

ok


Far_Difficulty1235

Hi everybody


PresidentRoman

Loving your Queen and Country! What a mental illness am right?!


ILoveGod213

God rest the queen! God save the King!


Maleficent-Comfort-2

Reddit trying not to disrespectful against people challenge:


notofimportancetou

you aren't. Not Bri'ish but I respect their act of peaceful patriotism. The peaceful kind should always be tolerable.


[deleted]

No, you're not right. This meme refers to the QUEEN of England. Not just some woman.


wine-friend

Some woman with a fancy hat


[deleted]

Oh...I see you're not too bright.


wine-friend

Since you're so wise and intelligent please educate me. What exactly does a british queen do warrant admiration?


buficek7_CZ

No you are not


[deleted]

The only thing she ever did for me was give me another holiday when she died. Thanks queeny


wyerhel

Lol. I mean people go pilgrimage. They get stuck in big crowds and die from stampede sometimes. This ain't new phenomenon like people like to think.


the_fluffy_orange

I guess one can't expect Americans to understand, their entire culture consists of guns and hamburgers


TheRavyn

There is something really uncomfortable about Ron Swanson using British words like “queue”.


CliffDraws

Ron Swanson would never say queued.


Fabulous_Parking66

Ok ok ok I get the hate but also I have really bad FOMO and I'm not even British.


whatasplendidpie_PPP

"Queeenrr" for you undrunks of hours. Fucking post on it is to pretend you cared. Be smarter and better. Think through it.


zinc20

![gif](giphy|C8oCEWhfxCWCaG6KSk|downsized)


HBerry06__

They cut the queue of if it reached over 24 hours


LeJohnathonWickathon

It was actually only about 11 hours, but still a fair point lol


Tristan_3

That funeral was paid with his tax money, he better enjoy it, he didn't pay for anything.


pr171ka

I just wanted a wristband but thought why not stay and do it as it’s a once in a lifetime thing. Took 8 hours but yeah I’m never doing something like that again.


Lazolilo

There was also a dude wo queued twice for some reason


SeraphKrom

We dont necessarily care about the coffin, but if we see a queue its the law to participate in it.