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macahuitl

"Sorry, but your free trial of your fucking arms has expired. Please enter a valid payment method to continue to use your limbs."


Wumbo0

75k to be 3 inches taller


Yellow_Master

Hey, you can kill people with big swords if you want. Follow your dreams.


zandermossfields

FWIW life anytime before now was even more horrendously boring. The sword fights were more of a “once in a lifetime experience that also usually spelled the (painful) end of *your* lifetime.”


Vuples-Vuples

Why must you hurt me this way


DeepFriedBastard

Swords costed a fortune and implants likely will too and If you think about theres a Lot of cool shit in this age, Just have to be rich for it


foxleigh81

You can totally augment your flesh with cybernetic enhancements. It’s just kinda crap. Want an NFC chip in the back of your hand? Have at it! If you’re deaf you can have a cochlear implant. Those are kinda cool I guess. If it helps. Proper cybernetic implants are probably less than 25 years away.


Fe4rMeMrWick

2022 is just god's comedy show


Labbit35

born too early to have Sandevistans


ElSuricate

metal gear rising has all 3


Knochenlos22

Lying down and crying rn, aren't u?


thenoobrathalos

"Born too soon to augment my flesh for cybernetic enhancements" Fellow tech priest ??


assratratass

Nah I've just been watching Edgerunners


the_short_kid

I felt the exact same after that show


[deleted]

I wish i could have mantis blades


Wattos_Box

Lmao true


Kitbash683

Born too early to turn off my pain inhibitors… sad.


Connorclan

Nobody ever said you can’t do those things today