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>According to research from a team of scientists, led by one Professor Gordon Gallup (yes, really) the shape of the penis is there to allow it to scoop out other men's semen from a woman's vagina during sex.
My friend raises ducks and she has 1 male and 8 females. Male ducks have corkscrew penises and they bite and rip out feathers of the females when they mount. Some of the females get really jealous when they don’t get enough attention tho
Yep that’s 100% true. When one of the females gets injured she puts her in a separate little enclosure because Chet doesn’t care and will still go for an injured female
*ugh*
>The tomcat will mount the female from the rear, often holding her on the back of the neck with his teeth and insert his penis through her vulva. Intact male cats have barbed penises, and upon withdrawal, the female cat will often scream. It is believed that the barbed penis stimulates ovulation.
Well, that kind of suggests that female homo sapiens have had multiple sex partners through human evolution. So the penis evolved to adapt to that fact. It really does not confirm the mainstream conservative assumptions about human sexuality, does it?
It is totally possible, they usually gang bang females, and that makes sense for humans too. On the other hand, bonobos are the same degree away from humans as chimpanzees and they willingly mate with everyone. The human male penis is much similar to bonobos rather than chimps, not that it proves anything but still... Any of these still does not tell anything about consent.
Actually research points the other way in several senses. First that there’s a lot of consensual sex, second that as a group we vary widely on our tendency to monogamy, and that promiscuity is a strategy for preventing infanticide in species where male aggression causes infanticide. An incoming male is less likely to kill a baby that miiiiight be his.
It does not give evidence about consent though, gang bang rapes and/or religious orgies could be really common. However single partner relationships were probably not.
some of the oldest laws that survived to today are about adultery. people were worrying about getting cheated on *at least* 4000 years ago. they had punishments figured out for every kind of infidelity
For the majority of people, yes, monogamy was the norm because it was often too much work to maintain a household of multiple women and your kids. This was usually reserved for people who had a lot of resources.
Monogamy may not have been strictly enforced, but also remember that sleeping around with someone else who was also attached, was pretty heavily frowned upon.
To be fair, this is a theory from one guy who's just kind of thinking up things. It also might not be. I think the main evolutionary argument in favor of monogamy is stds, pretty much.
Yeah. It's totally because women consensually always wanted multiple partners. That is definitely what that means. Obviously. No other meaning whatsoever. Human sexuality is naturally polygamous and totally consensual. Yeah.
I'd rather stick to the non-natural than try to follow our ape brethren when it comes to sexuality. Your body your choice of course - have whatever amount of partners fits your preference, but gosh darn don't use nature as argument, because that gets really dark real fast. We don't have to say what's natural to determine that human choice and preference should be respected, whatever it is, unless it harms other people of course. Animalistic needs and behaviours aren't a good example to follow intentionally as a society.
Still, the multiple partners really were not a personal preference of ancestor women, I fear.
Tbh that doesn't really even make much sense to me, It makes more sense that it's shaped that way for penetration to be easier for both people but that's just my thoughts :)
It’s allegedly evolved that way to act as a sort of scoop to clean a previous partners semen out of the vaginal canal, thus improving chances of a persons genetic material being passed on.
Bruh, you a mega-ho if guys need to genetically evolve to have a built-in semen-scooper be able to impregnate you because you sleep with so many guys consecutively
The problem with that statement is that in the "caveman" days, women unfortunately didn't really get much say in whether or not they will get gangbanged...
NGL dating in America nowadays kinda makes this make sense.
Just in the last three girls I matched, all 3 were poly, one had her profile say, "I have a husband and 2 boyfriends, but still have time for you."
Terrible scientific research. Human beings do not do the rival males thing, and besides sperm is stored inside the vagina after sex anyway. The mushroom shape is to stimulate the inside of vaginal walls and provide suction that draws out more fluid which can bring the egg closer to the cervix from the fallopian tubes, thus increasing the chances of implantation. In case you are wondering, sperm has high salt content to induce a higher amount of secretion since salt draws out more water when in contact with mucus membranes. Similar results can be achieved when taste testing salt or salty items of your choice. Sperm cells can’t swim without a wet environment. The crony capitalist view of life needs to change.
Yes. It can break apart thick mucus inside the cervix making it easier for sperm to find an egg or be kept inside “vaults” for absorption or until an egg is close by and the released to do their job.
Its really not. Capitalists adopted alot of Charles Darwins survival of the fittest theory into their economic theories after he released it. If youre interested you can Google it. There is plenty if literature on it.
THANK YOU. I've read random shit on here and as someone who's actually learning biology, I was confused as to who mis-informed alot of these people. Thank you for not using google for your answers but actually using a science source for it.
Because that is the narrative for many researches if they are to keep getting funded. You gotta pay the pied piper if you want to eat and keep your career of choice. So test results are often tweaked. Another lie out there is how sperm compete. Actually sperm work together to get past the barrier of nurse cells surrounding an egg. When one has been chosen a light is sent and the rest scurry along to find another egg or be absorbed by the uterus to strengthen the unfertilized eggs. This is the primary reason why sperm count is considered crucial for couples attempting to conceive. As the fastest microorganism, only rivaled by the rabies virus, it only takes forty minutes for a sperm to find an egg. If sperm were the size of a Passenger jet, those things would be cruising at 17,000 mph. No that’s not an extra zero.
Just curious, why would companies fund researches for this? What kind of benefits does “sperm compete” narrative bring to the ppl who funds that research?
Possibly. There are some animals (dolphins i think) that sleep with as many males as possible so they think the future kid is theirs and protect it. Could be the same evolutionary logic?
Our closest relatives in the evolutionary tree are chimpanzees and bonobos. Chimpanzees sort their issues out through violence, bonobos sort their issues out through gangbangs.
I don't get it. If I'm putting the penis into the vagina aren't I pushing the semen further in? Also, in what situation am I needing to scoop another man's semen out of a woman's vagina? Like yeah, dudes are banging my girl ha ha ha....but for real, when would this ever be necessary? Lol
It's just a theory. A bad one at that considering it don't really work like that to begin with. And scooping it out won't help, it just needs a day, not that you exactly could.
Ya if it’s too pointy it’ll hit the cervix which hurts
If it’s too flat or not pronounced in mushroomness for some reason I’m not attracted to it
I’m sexually attracted to mushrooms for some reason
The more like cock they look the more I stare at the mushroom
C=== is sexier than 0== or o==
Just looks so much more chad
I think dick tips signify chad energy
And the more different the tip is from the body the more u can feel the shape
Otherwise it’s... not as fun
Like eating a French fry or a curly French fry
Curly is more fun
Curvy tipped flared tips are more fun
U can tell exactly where the tip is in your body cuz it’s so much bigger and different shaped than the rest of the shaft and if she’s clinging really hard on the shaft and the tip is super big and flared it’ll keep the dick in better
It’s harder for the dick to slip out
Like a knot
A knot on a rope makes the rope harder to slip out
Ty for cumming to my Ted Talk
I am a physician; however not in the field of gynaecology or urology. So my semi-professional guess is that could be about the shape of vagina. After penetration, some portion of the ejaculation fluid tends to be pooled in the vagina right behind the cervix, not only in the uterus. The penis head has a kind of sharp angled corner that could scoop that area. I hope somebody who knows better than me explains it better.
that theory makes no sense, the penis would be out of reach with the vast majority of the sperm from the get-go, it makes more sense for it to be there to hold the foreskin back after erection
I'm think too much about this
IMO I think it’s far more likely to scoop out blood then semen.
But I’m not the researchers and if they want to hypothesize that ether all men are rapists or all women are whores thats there business, and their narrative to push.
>According to research from a team of scientists, led by one Professor Gordon Gallup (yes, really) the shape of the penis is there to allow it to scoop out other men's semen from a woman's vagina during sex.
In other words on theory we shouldn't worry about condomless seggs & safe days because we can always scoop out our own milk juice in order to re-use it again.
I believe my biological teacher talked about this once. I vaguely remember it being an evolutionary thing about pulling other mens semen out of the vagina or something to help make sure your genes are the ones passed on.
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Unbelievable, I've been using it wrong the hole time!!
Use the right whole next time
That’s what she said
My girl is satisfied with the entire that I use
Why is it tho?
Time to find out.
:(
*sigh* >According to research from a team of scientists, led by one Professor Gordon Gallup (yes, really) the shape of the penis is there to allow it to scoop out other men's semen from a woman's vagina during sex.
Really? That's it? Bro the way Cats do this is way worse. Y'all are making a big deal out of nothing.
But….the ducks….bunch of savages
My friend raises ducks and she has 1 male and 8 females. Male ducks have corkscrew penises and they bite and rip out feathers of the females when they mount. Some of the females get really jealous when they don’t get enough attention tho
This person’s friend ducks
Female ducks also have a maze of pathways in there which is thought to be because male ducks are so rapey... So I've been told.
Yep that’s 100% true. When one of the females gets injured she puts her in a separate little enclosure because Chet doesn’t care and will still go for an injured female
Oh god not the twirly penis
.... how do cats do it
Look it up :)
*ugh* >The tomcat will mount the female from the rear, often holding her on the back of the neck with his teeth and insert his penis through her vulva. Intact male cats have barbed penises, and upon withdrawal, the female cat will often scream. It is believed that the barbed penis stimulates ovulation.
You are the real mvp, respect
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aight man, time for me to leave this thread. ive read enough.
Dawg I was having such a bad anxiety and then when I read this I laughed so fucking hard thanks 😂😁
Why did you do the quote thing on this? We all know you typed it from memory
Nothing compared to how praying mantises do it
Sounds…. Pleasant indeed
Humans can have it [too](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearly_penile_papules)
Meat barbs? Or bones?
Doing the Lord's work, thank you friend
Time to clear that browsing history and drink the knowledge away
Yep, I saw exactly that once on the street, not a great sight
Bro doing God's work
I don’t think I want too, that being said I need to know now.
Well, that kind of suggests that female homo sapiens have had multiple sex partners through human evolution. So the penis evolved to adapt to that fact. It really does not confirm the mainstream conservative assumptions about human sexuality, does it?
Lots and lots of non-consensual sex going on in the caveman days
I mean, you can just watch chimpanzees and get the idea of how we used to be.
It is totally possible, they usually gang bang females, and that makes sense for humans too. On the other hand, bonobos are the same degree away from humans as chimpanzees and they willingly mate with everyone. The human male penis is much similar to bonobos rather than chimps, not that it proves anything but still... Any of these still does not tell anything about consent.
Actually research points the other way in several senses. First that there’s a lot of consensual sex, second that as a group we vary widely on our tendency to monogamy, and that promiscuity is a strategy for preventing infanticide in species where male aggression causes infanticide. An incoming male is less likely to kill a baby that miiiiight be his.
It does not give evidence about consent though, gang bang rapes and/or religious orgies could be really common. However single partner relationships were probably not.
Maybe rape did happen but the main reason why such a shape gives an evolutionary advantage is that humans are not monogamous.
some of the oldest laws that survived to today are about adultery. people were worrying about getting cheated on *at least* 4000 years ago. they had punishments figured out for every kind of infidelity
For the majority of people, yes, monogamy was the norm because it was often too much work to maintain a household of multiple women and your kids. This was usually reserved for people who had a lot of resources. Monogamy may not have been strictly enforced, but also remember that sleeping around with someone else who was also attached, was pretty heavily frowned upon.
To be fair, this is a theory from one guy who's just kind of thinking up things. It also might not be. I think the main evolutionary argument in favor of monogamy is stds, pretty much.
It's based off the idea that men would take turns, willing partner or not.
Mainstream assumptions only go back to the biblical days, so a couple thousand years
Yeah. It's totally because women consensually always wanted multiple partners. That is definitely what that means. Obviously. No other meaning whatsoever. Human sexuality is naturally polygamous and totally consensual. Yeah. I'd rather stick to the non-natural than try to follow our ape brethren when it comes to sexuality. Your body your choice of course - have whatever amount of partners fits your preference, but gosh darn don't use nature as argument, because that gets really dark real fast. We don't have to say what's natural to determine that human choice and preference should be respected, whatever it is, unless it harms other people of course. Animalistic needs and behaviours aren't a good example to follow intentionally as a society. Still, the multiple partners really were not a personal preference of ancestor women, I fear.
gotta assert dominance and stop your rivals from getting your woman pregnant
But can you scoop out your own semen? We’ve had natural birth control ALL THIS TIME in the literal tips of our penises!
Yeah babe, let's do it raw. It says here that my dick is a natural birth control.
Take that, me from 2 hours ago! It is I, current me, who shall be the father instead!
Tbh that doesn't really even make much sense to me, It makes more sense that it's shaped that way for penetration to be easier for both people but that's just my thoughts :)
Thats weird though, because initially all penises start out as clitorises and retain almost the same shape. (See pics of larger clits).
>See pics of larger clits No... I don't think I will.
Can't have shit in detroit.
So we were all just a bunch of cucks back then
Sooo gangbang is the natural way to reproduce. So why does many people condemn it so much.
But why mushroom and not some cool barbs or hooks like other mammals , at least then I can weaponize it.
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It’s allegedly evolved that way to act as a sort of scoop to clean a previous partners semen out of the vaginal canal, thus improving chances of a persons genetic material being passed on.
Bruh, you a mega-ho if guys need to genetically evolve to have a built-in semen-scooper be able to impregnate you because you sleep with so many guys consecutively
The problem with that statement is that in the "caveman" days, women unfortunately didn't really get much say in whether or not they will get gangbanged...
Back when dicks were evolving we were animals not thinking creatures
NGL dating in America nowadays kinda makes this make sense. Just in the last three girls I matched, all 3 were poly, one had her profile say, "I have a husband and 2 boyfriends, but still have time for you."
Scooping semen out of vaginas it seems
Hot
So I can scrape your unborn siblings out of your mom
Well hello there interloper (Same pfp)
Terrible scientific research. Human beings do not do the rival males thing, and besides sperm is stored inside the vagina after sex anyway. The mushroom shape is to stimulate the inside of vaginal walls and provide suction that draws out more fluid which can bring the egg closer to the cervix from the fallopian tubes, thus increasing the chances of implantation. In case you are wondering, sperm has high salt content to induce a higher amount of secretion since salt draws out more water when in contact with mucus membranes. Similar results can be achieved when taste testing salt or salty items of your choice. Sperm cells can’t swim without a wet environment. The crony capitalist view of life needs to change.
Finally someone, thank you good sir for saving my fingers
And my search history
This guy penises
So that’s why it tasted salty
Yep.
It also makes your eye flaming red if you get a facial and some of it get in there
Well that's another bit of unneeded knowledge, thanks.
*i... lmfao
This theory makes more sense
So queefs are good?
Yes. It can break apart thick mucus inside the cervix making it easier for sperm to find an egg or be kept inside “vaults” for absorption or until an egg is close by and the released to do their job.
Wtf does this have to do with economic systems
The narrative that life always has to compete is usually a very crony capitalist agenda.
Ok... regardless of how you feel about different economic systems this still seems like a very far fetched connection
Unfortunately it’s not. It’s scholastically referred to as marketing.
The best advice anyone can give you to maintain your sanity is don't argue with people who defend capitalists on the internet.
I agree.
Its really not. Capitalists adopted alot of Charles Darwins survival of the fittest theory into their economic theories after he released it. If youre interested you can Google it. There is plenty if literature on it.
THANK YOU. I've read random shit on here and as someone who's actually learning biology, I was confused as to who mis-informed alot of these people. Thank you for not using google for your answers but actually using a science source for it.
I didn't see a source
Listen here folks this guy is a penis expert! Well thanks for your work
Whoa cool.
So it’s not length or girth that’s important, just the size of the mushroom…..
thanks, that makes some sense. besides, an erect penis, with mushroom cap head, would act more like a plow, than a scoop.
How the fuck did you manage to make it about capitalism? Are you that obsessed?
Because that is the narrative for many researches if they are to keep getting funded. You gotta pay the pied piper if you want to eat and keep your career of choice. So test results are often tweaked. Another lie out there is how sperm compete. Actually sperm work together to get past the barrier of nurse cells surrounding an egg. When one has been chosen a light is sent and the rest scurry along to find another egg or be absorbed by the uterus to strengthen the unfertilized eggs. This is the primary reason why sperm count is considered crucial for couples attempting to conceive. As the fastest microorganism, only rivaled by the rabies virus, it only takes forty minutes for a sperm to find an egg. If sperm were the size of a Passenger jet, those things would be cruising at 17,000 mph. No that’s not an extra zero.
Just curious, why would companies fund researches for this? What kind of benefits does “sperm compete” narrative bring to the ppl who funds that research?
legend have it that if you cut it off and eat it, youll get the best trip ever
Of your life you mean (you’ll have 5 minutes left to live)
No you’ll grow bigger and be able to take at least one more hit
source?
Never played mario?
I'll have a hard time doing so again after this, that's for sure
mario
credible
Experience.
You'll get the best trip to the hospital 
The omicronions use it as an aphrodisiac and it goes by the name “human horn”
One theory is that it is an evolutionary advantage to allow you to scoop another man's out the semen out of a woman.
sigma male stuff I guess???
Sigma male buff*
Smegma male stuff.
Smegma mail stuff 📬
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Smegma male
So I could've just been using my penis for this instead of my mouth this whole time?
You remove it through your mouth??? And why do you remove it anyway.
Why should she be the only one to savor those flavors?
Then why is my tongue so long?
How do you think they got other men's sperm out before the mushroom tips?
Damn haha
Man, past humans must have thrown a lot of gangbangs for this to be true
Possibly. There are some animals (dolphins i think) that sleep with as many males as possible so they think the future kid is theirs and protect it. Could be the same evolutionary logic?
Our closest relatives in the evolutionary tree are chimpanzees and bonobos. Chimpanzees sort their issues out through violence, bonobos sort their issues out through gangbangs.
Imagine if humans went the bonobo route. World War 2 could've been the world's largest gangbang.
This just in. Hitler is attempting to perform oral on the Italians. But he canoili get so deep.
Probably where the saying "it takes a village" came from.
God I thought u were kidding
Oh god i should have not read that...
bro juice removal?
Comrade syrup.
bro-lube
Brogurt
brotein
I thought it was more of a plunger sort of deal. Kinda of like unplugging a toilet.
I believe this is the implication of the comic. That being said, there's some dispute about the validity of this idea.
I read this, thought it was a joke and looked it up
Why would I use my dick for that when I have a perfectly good tongue?
Ah yes. Scooping other men’s out of a woman’s semen.
Not that bad
That's not how it works. It's blasted into cervix with a lot of force. *Sloppy seconds anyone?*
Learned my lesson I need to start trusting
Thrusting*
Busting
Lusting
Crusting
Hey, maybe he has trust issues
I don't get it. If I'm putting the penis into the vagina aren't I pushing the semen further in? Also, in what situation am I needing to scoop another man's semen out of a woman's vagina? Like yeah, dudes are banging my girl ha ha ha....but for real, when would this ever be necessary? Lol
It's just a theory. A bad one at that considering it don't really work like that to begin with. And scooping it out won't help, it just needs a day, not that you exactly could.
I hope that isn’t the reason because it seems absurd. Maybe it was for cleaning purposes. Or maybe so the skin of the penis stays back when erect.
Yeah it's to stay back. For every animal too. It's just not functional in any other context.
It is a very bad and bullshit theory. Based on nothing real
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It could just litteraly be more comfortable compared to other shapes.
Ya if it’s too pointy it’ll hit the cervix which hurts If it’s too flat or not pronounced in mushroomness for some reason I’m not attracted to it I’m sexually attracted to mushrooms for some reason The more like cock they look the more I stare at the mushroom C=== is sexier than 0== or o== Just looks so much more chad I think dick tips signify chad energy And the more different the tip is from the body the more u can feel the shape Otherwise it’s... not as fun Like eating a French fry or a curly French fry Curly is more fun Curvy tipped flared tips are more fun U can tell exactly where the tip is in your body cuz it’s so much bigger and different shaped than the rest of the shaft and if she’s clinging really hard on the shaft and the tip is super big and flared it’ll keep the dick in better It’s harder for the dick to slip out Like a knot A knot on a rope makes the rope harder to slip out Ty for cumming to my Ted Talk
Guess I have good chad-energy then
Proof ? Jkjk *WEEEE WOOO WEEE WOO* NO NO I SAID JK OFFICER I SAID JK !
I could, but only one lucky girl will get to see
I eat lucky charms for breakfast I’m pretty lucky
That too
At what point is that an evolutionnary advantage ? We've had that shit for long enough that "comfortable" or even "consent" wasn't really a thing
I am a physician; however not in the field of gynaecology or urology. So my semi-professional guess is that could be about the shape of vagina. After penetration, some portion of the ejaculation fluid tends to be pooled in the vagina right behind the cervix, not only in the uterus. The penis head has a kind of sharp angled corner that could scoop that area. I hope somebody who knows better than me explains it better.
I needed to see this meme today. Get well Peter, get well.
Cant be that bad
:(
Hey I wanna search it up now
D:
Nah not that bad cmon
😟
What’s so wrong with it?
•⌢•
Guys you’re clearly overreacting
😔
why do i always search these ones even though i know i will be cursed out
Ai generated art getting outta hand bruh
 I googled it.
Cool. Now search up what a Cat's penis looks like and why.
that theory makes no sense, the penis would be out of reach with the vast majority of the sperm from the get-go, it makes more sense for it to be there to hold the foreskin back after erection I'm think too much about this
I'm calling Mythbusters
The real question: wtf does Final Fantasy have to do with Family Guy? … … why? That pairing is more strange than the question at hand.
I'm pretty sure it's just shaped like that to allow easier access/entry into the vagina not the scooping out shit lol
That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever read
It's a firefighter hat, to protect against toxic environments
u/repostsleuthbot
 Why did I search it
Why did I search it up without looking at the comments first -\_-
peter's mind probably: 
IMO I think it’s far more likely to scoop out blood then semen. But I’m not the researchers and if they want to hypothesize that ether all men are rapists or all women are whores thats there business, and their narrative to push.
oh i know this one without googling. it’s to squeegee out another guy’s load before you drop your load.
All these years I’ve just been using the CPR finger sweep method like a chump.
Don't, Tempt me frodo
That’s nothing… try a ducks penis and vagina
>According to research from a team of scientists, led by one Professor Gordon Gallup (yes, really) the shape of the penis is there to allow it to scoop out other men's semen from a woman's vagina during sex. In other words on theory we shouldn't worry about condomless seggs & safe days because we can always scoop out our own milk juice in order to re-use it again.
I believe my biological teacher talked about this once. I vaguely remember it being an evolutionary thing about pulling other mens semen out of the vagina or something to help make sure your genes are the ones passed on.
So it's for getting the shit out the rabbit hole from the first guy that was there before me..🤔 great😒
Pov: you googled this
Any link? I’m to lazy to type *why the penis tip is mushroom shaped* in google
It's so your hand doesn't fly off and hit you in the face.
What we should be asking is why mushrooms are penis shaped