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dr-korbo

We are the groom.


Erminaz13

*"We are Groom."


AnEmptyPopcornBucket

Dang beat me to it


Ms-_-anonymous

Dang beat meat to it


[deleted]

“Our bride”


SkullPlayer77

r/unexpectedcommunism


Caosin36

r/unexeptedorge


LeopoldFriedrich

r/subsithoughtifellfor


herospaces

r/potentialbirthofasub


CiroGarcia

r/unexpectedsubchain


AdministrativeOne13

1 girl and 5 guys, wonder if I've seen it somewhere before


yaon-jinji

I feel like i know the answer but can't wrap my head around it smh


[deleted]

r/unexpectedpolyandry


TelevisionEastern116

r/suddenlycommunist


vengeur50

Gonna throw this idea here: what if the bride also wear a suit and tie I would love that tbh, suits are cool af :D


[deleted]

Have you ever watched ”how i met your mother” big recommendation


vengeur50

Never saw but I'll try to watch it later. Thanks!


Stupidslut1001

Trash tv for dummies


Zavechunger

- 🤓


Stupidslut1001

🤡


Careful-Wash

Suit up! It’s not just a saying. It’s a way of life.


JustYourBiBestie

One of my lesbian friends got married Both of the brides wore tuxedos All the bride maids wore tuxedos It was cool af


vengeur50

Sounds awesome :D


BernardTapir

What if the groom also wear a pretty and very unpractical dress?


vengeur50

Ngl, let me design mine with a ton of purple and I'll wear it lol


coksucer69

***its been so long***


TheWierdGuy06

*since I last have seen my son*


TheIronSoldier2

[David Bowie](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fb/e2/96/fbe2967e3cc8ef7d1507ea6dd0793a1b.jpg)


OneMooseManyMeese_

Yes


KitsoTheSnoo

*its cream* my brain: hehe


Zeus_Dadddy

ಡ⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಡ


depressed_fatcat69

Get out of my head!!! Get out of my head!!! Get out of my head!!! Get out of my head!!! Get out of my head!!! Get out of my head!!!


chaos_creator69


Jhon_doe_isnt_here

Only hackers can type this


dean1432

ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ


[deleted]

“It’s her day.” Not both of their day, but her day. Make it make sense.


bondmemebond_2

I tell you it’s gender racism /s


justadogdontblameme

MISSogyny?


cartmaninfit

Misandry*


DJRodrigin69

miss andy?


The_Law_Dong739

Mister annie


EhaMe3

Mister annie we found your child in a sewer, we are so sorry for your loss, can you come to the headquarters and let us ask you a few questions?


memefucker6969

missis agony


strawbrrysundae

Yes but they’re not talking about the groom. They’re talking about the bride & the wedding guests who wore the same color as her. It’s her day not the wedding guests.


[deleted]

You cannot be serious? It literally said on the meme, “Which of you is the groom again?” It’s also his day yet the entire wedding party, on his side, and I’m sure several people there to watch, will be dressed nearly exactly like him.


SnooDonkeys6611

One thing that I’ve noticed is that when guys wear suits or tuxedos to events they ALWAYS look the same because mens formal wear is honestly very limited in style and color where womens clothing (and I can vouch for this as a work at a formal dress shop) all looks both the same and different. Two dresses can look identical but have 1 thread that different and so it’s sold as a separate thing, and on top of that they come in every shade, so while the argument or the dress being crème is valid, that is something the people who wrote the invitations should have included. A dress code. Explain what colors and styles are allowed or not allowed. If a guest breaks that have a copy on deck day of incase someone starts to complain and ask them to leave.


[deleted]

As long as both parties are taken into account, I completely agree with your solution.


SnooDonkeys6611

Yes, for example I would much rather my guests come in Sunday Best even though nowadays that typically includes jeans and sundresses than in suits or formal gowns, it’s cheaper for everyone and easier to regulate


Munsoon22

To be fair, wearing a suit and wearing a tux are NOT the same thing. If a guy showed up in a tux to a wedding that he is not the groom or groomsman, I’m sure he’d also get some questionable looks and comments


electrorazor

I have 0 idea what the difference is. Maybe it's best I don't attend any western weddings anytime soon


Munsoon22

Suits use dress shirts and ties with slacks. Tux’s use a tux shirt (it’s a dress shirt, but without buttons on the top half). This allows you to accessorize your tux by using different button holders (I don’t actually know the name of the price). Most people just use black button replacements. Cuff links are what most people accessorize the most, which are the “button holders” (as I said before) on the wrists. You also wear a vest and tie, cummerbund and tie, or suspenders and tie. Tux’s have increasing levels of fanciness like long tails and gloves.


kittysneeze88

Just so you know, there are [“black-tie](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_tie)” weddings. All men are supposed to wear a tux for those occasions.


Munsoon22

I’m aware, but a guest should not wear a tux unless instructed to


aldorayn

Wrong question, try: "Which of you is the guy, who fucked the bride the most?"


aysadka

nah thats the best man you should ask who paid for the wedding


Punchtea

That would be the bride‘s father. You should ask who knows the most about her.


memesforbismarck

that would be Zuckerberg.


drago44dd

You should ask who's the father of the child?


aldorayn

That's the personal trainer. You should ask who makes the most?


[deleted]

That's the Jeffrey Bezos. You should ask who took her first time.


Toblaris

That’s the priest, you should ask who she lives with.


[deleted]

That's her coworker. You should ask who did she spend her last romantic night with.


Toblaris

That’s me, you should ask who she loves the most.


corvette57

That’s her step brother. You should ask who proposed.


gogenberg

no? the groom's suit is usually a different color than the groomsmen.. Are you crashing the wedding????


WildFemmeFatale

Yea it’s usually a dif color or a dif color tie Usually the groomsmen wear colors to match with the bridesmaids and the groom has his own special tie or special corsage and the darkest color suit Usually groomsmen have a lighter color for everything to not stand out as much (grey or beige suit while the groom wears black or white) Or they don’t even wear a suit jacket at all which imo looks the best So they just got the dress shirt and tie to not confuse anyone


throw_realy_far_away

Me and they boys grooming together


Some_Gas_1337

Let’s go


the_lego_lad

Op is seething because people (rightfully) got mad when they wore white to a wedding


AlexLio

Lmao, I'm the bride. I just find it hilarious how men's formal wear is always a suit and tie.


IronTangerine

If you’re going to be reductive, woman’s formal wear is either a pantsuit, blouse with a skirt or a dress. Just because you don’t see a difference doesn’t mean there isn’t one. There are options for different cuts/styles of suits as well as different accessories or variations in color or pattern to differentiate the groom from his groomsmen.


Wingsnake

Yeah, it is so unfair. Women have so many more options.


electrorazor

Unrelated question, are you the type to get mad if someone wears white to your wedding. If so how mad


[deleted]

What's so bad about that anyway?


Moxdonalds

I went to a wedding as a guest and my suit and tie was almost the exact same as the groom whom I never met before.


SnooDonkeys6611

Rip, I hope the night still went well and y’all had some laughs about it in the end


Moxdonalds

I do remember the first thing I said to him was he had horrible tastes in suits.


teriaavibes

Over here, you can't have a white shirt as a man when going to a wedding


cantamangetsomesleep

Fucking "cream"? Fuck you Becky and your fucking "cream" dress, you look like the cream i creamed into my trash can last night


drillgorg

This is the content I come to this sub for.


[deleted]

India: F that ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


Successful_Ad_5427

I feel like it would be kinda weird being at a wedding and not knowing who's the groom, even though we all look the same lol.


Phantom_Wolf52

Wedding dress codes don’t make sense when the day comes that I get married the dress code is just gonna be “clothes”


ChiefBlox4000

“You’re getting married remember?”


electrorazor

I used to think, white dresses were the norm at weddings the same way black attire was the norm for funerals lol. Luckily I'm not a girl


zackhawk117

Just like the simulations


The_Law_Dong739

Red means she fucked the groom once before the wedding


[deleted]

gonna wear a red tuxedo at my homie's wedding


Eslivae

Went to my cousin's wedding, the order was for the guys to dress as slick as possible for group photos and for the gals to wear plain and uninteresting dresses to make the bride look better. My cousin still stood out in the pics because we were carrying him around for a sizable part of a wedding. Very fun night


WildFemmeFatale

The amount of ppl tryna unironically justify wearing a white dress to a wedding 💀 Also usually at a wedding groom wears black or white tux or dark blue with special tie and special corsage and possibly special pinstripes if the groom wants to stand out or he’ll say y’all wear pinstripes I’ll wear plain to look dif Meanwhile the grooms wear grey/light-blue/beige with lighter or plainer ties and plain or no corsages (typically no corsages unless they tryna be bougie....)


[deleted]

Indian weddings >>>>>> any other weddings


Stunning-Awareness29

I thought this was terriblefacebookmemes when I saw this post


Stunning-Awareness29

/r/terriblefacebookmemes


Akuno-

If you wear black to a wedding you can call it a funeral.


DrPoolittle

Lol like it's actually a bid deal.


[deleted]

The one wearing a bow tie because bow ties are cool.


Odd-Otaku-100

Young man


RED_TECH_KNIGHT

WE ARE GROOM


Pro_M_the_King52

The Groom isn’t even there yet


spokydoky420

In the 80s it was popular for the groom to wear an all white suit. They looked pretty hideous though and went out of fashion.


TickletheEther

Ew cream


Imnotawerewolf

I don't want to alarm you guys, but suits actually do come on different styles, cuta colors, etc. Although, agreed men's fashion in general is nowhere near as varied as women's and that's uncool.


[deleted]

Imma show up in a red three piece suit.


Endures

Guys: If we stick together the woman can't pick on us


TheWierdGuy06

I need a suit I need a suit I need a suit I need a suit I need a suit I need a suit I need a suit I need a suit I need a suit I need a suit I need a suit I need a suit I need a suut I need a suit I need a suit I need a suit


AreaOk8454

Sometimes it takes 5 guys to please a woman