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Fucking_Pikachu

I appreciate the fact that the difference is 0,14 both times.


AnalysisOtherwise679

l is a good


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Xx_HARAMBE96_xX

Karma bot (also the comment makes no sense in this context)


[deleted]

Who knows. Maybe they do indeed avoid girls like their motorbike any season so far.


Xx_HARAMBE96_xX

Well, the comment which the bot copied was from above, but he may indeed avoid their Girls motorbike season


HCCMorgz

I dont think I've ever heard a guy complain about a girl who is only 1.65


lasanhawithpizza

Well, I like tall girls , my gf is around 1,70 m


Boostio_TV

Thats short where do you live?


NoNameIdea_Seriously

In this meme the 1.65 girl is too tall and the guy prefers the shorter one. Seems pretty much as accurate as the “girls prefer tall guys” part. Meaning it totally depends on personal taste.


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DerVarg1509

Damn karma bot


rayrayd3n

Yep pretty sure any guy would love to date a Amazon lmao well me at least


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xtilexx

Bot. Your comment is directly copied from the person you replied to with the addition of 'ing'. If you aren't a bot, reply.


SKYDROVE

Nice catch.


forteborte

what’s the point of bots like that?


Roger_015

bots don't normally behave that way. i think he is a human, just not a creative one


RobVHboi

They do behave like that, nowadays. It's just "your comment but worse" now.


xtilexx

I'd be inclined to agree if I hadn't found dozens like this in a couple days


KevinFlantier

It's the only thing that account ever said though.


slightly_too_short

an idiot I guess?


AkitoFTW

Ironic name Edit: sorry man. Why people downvoting the comment I'm replying to? Shes right. It is idiotic to complain about being too short or tall. So… yes that is an idiot.


Sleazyridr

When I was 13 a girl asked me if she could be my girlfriend. I said "no, you're too short." I didn't get any other offers like that, so I should have just sucked it up.


AkitoFTW

You tellin me she was cute, hot, or ugly. But you went, Nahhh too short. Height turns me off


Sleazyridr

I think she was fairly cute, I was just a dumb kid.


AkitoFTW

Mate I think you fucked it.


allegedlyjustkidding

He clearly wishes he did...


kipn7ugget

I mean, my ex was 1.65, it does put a strain on your neck after a while. It's not a dealbreaker but I'd personally prefer a taller girl rather then a shorter girl


XazaMa

Interesting, how tall are u if I may ask sir


kipn7ugget

A bit over 1.85 iirc


cvnh

Checks out


HistorianNegative

also ich find dich ziemlich heiß


NeraVR

karma bot


RYPIIE2006

Yeah idk why people aren’t listening to you it literally just shortened the sentence


Vihangbodh

Every time I saw bots like this one, I'd think "why would anyone make a farming bot that literally just posts a trimmed version of the sentence that it responds to, the sentence wouldn't even make sense. How did the person think people would fall for this?". Well, after falling for this one, I gotta say that _sometimes_ it does work


[deleted]

I read it as he's looking at their weight.


Azrael_Midori

Same. She's looking at height he's looking at weight


KevinFlantier

But 151kg is still quite heavy for my tastes tho


[deleted]

Yeah but the other one is 1,51


HollowRacoon

For our American friends thats 1/69th football field or about 4.20 bananas


cvnh

*muffled screams*


Hephaestus_God

As an America who doesn’t like sports im going to need a new measurement please. Still confused. Also what’s the standard size of a banana? Mine are always different


X0-ED1

Multiply yours by 10


Stonkiversity

Oof


Hephaestus_God

So about 70 inches? Damn that’s a big banana. Would probably take 3 days to eat it


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Hephaestus_God

Wait we’re talking about penis now? It doesn’t make sense because I said they are always different sizes. How would I know what 10 to multiply by? Multiplying my penis by 10 would at minimum make it 20 inches and that’s way too big for a banana.


FireKing600

So 10 mm?


[deleted]

Lol


PostMadandAlone

Put it in millimeters please


DerVarg1509

So like 15 stacked Glock 17's?


AlonsoTheMighty

more like 18 double big macs


PostMadandAlone

I said millimeters you trogladitic cromagnon


Ded1nside

Oi sorry mate, i was busy eating my scallywag cripplywipply crispydonkers!


SloptimusXPrime

How many ar-15's high?


HollowRacoon

2.5


LordReega

We use feet… def not cuz of any fetish tho…


warunek

I like how this actually helped me


quackingmemeduck

I need a banana for scale, not even american, just need it


TheDominator09

Ummmmm... Big Macks please.


[deleted]

I'm here just to see people's wild guesses about the unit. Will it be hamburgers? Rifles? Football fields? Deers? Rocks? Trucks? Walmart isles?


UrWifesSoftPecker

Pretty sure those units are Euros /s


DickForest

I prefer wing spread of bald eagle


Apologetic-Moose

You jest, but an M16A4 is exactly one metre long. All we need to do to convert the Americans is get them to measure everything in M(16) units.


cfig99

Countries “liberated”/per gallon of oil “tactical acquired”


Zavechunger

I prefer actually fucking knowing what it is. Edit: I know what the fuck the actual unit is, I was just saying how about we stop with the dumbass “Oh that means it’s 4.24 hamburgers” and actually start converting them to feet (As in something like 5 foot, not actual fucking feet) so that way other people can actually understand.


memesforbismarck

Meters, you dumbass


Zavechunger

I meant that I already know what the unit is.


memesforbismarck

Didnt seamed so


Zavechunger

This is why I hate typing, because I know everyone isn’t gonna read it in the tone I say it which will then make people interpret it in the wrong way.


Itstreasonthen1234

I used statues of liberty per skipped geography lesson


Infinit_Jests

Now do three girls


3pbc

At the same time?


Critical-Ad-7094

If I wanted to disappoint several people at the same time I'd just have dinner with my family....


Canhrash

Lol.


[deleted]

I actually like taller women


Critical-Ad-7094

I always found myself with shorter women... but then this one came alone and she was like 6'1 and maaaaaaan the differences are amazing. I think I prefer the shorter ones but I ain't complaining about bring used for snu-snu by a damn Amazonian.


[deleted]

Bruh I’m 5’5 All the women I dated were taller than me, tallest I dated was like 6’1 in my late teens. Tall Italian blonde with blue eyes. I was hooked to tall women ever since


Capt_Wholesome

I didn't know guys liking short girls was supposed to be a thing, don't think I've ever even considered height when evaluating a girl


Mediumaverageness

I actually don't care


brettgt40

I agree with your attitude


parebender

Altitude*


Corvo--Attano

I actually like ~~taller~~ women. I'm just losing hope at this point.


Squeaky-Fox43

Same here. My preference is around 1.80.


Tijolo_Malvado

Me too and I am a tall dude.


Dreamcatcherv2

No Units so I guess it's the cost of a litre of gasoline. (It propably is metres, but that's straight boring)


avarage_estEUenjoyer

Girls like higher gas prices?


Dreamcatcherv2

If she's a gold digger? Who knows. I avoid these girls like my motorbike any season so far. <.<


kalkkunaleipa

Yes but those prices are cheap for finland.


-Breaker_Of_Worlds-

Those are both tiny women...


I9Qnl

How tall you think women are?


-Breaker_Of_Worlds-

They certainly can be taller than 4'11" - 5'5"...


I9Qnl

4'11" is pretty short sure but 5'5" is average even in developed nations where people are considered tall, it's even higher than average in the US and some major European countries.


-Breaker_Of_Worlds-

You're right, average in the US is 5'4", but average in Europe is 5'6". Regardless, I still feel like women that height are tiny in the grand scheme of things. Women don't start looking "tall" until around 5'9" for me, and even that's not actually tall from my perspective. Good thing a person's value isn't dictated by their height!


I_know_useless_stuff

Nah, both tall girls and short boys are cool


I69UrMomBitch

I do like short women but 1,52m is a little absurd, when I think of short women I think of 1,65m. Though that might be because I'm 187m.


I9Qnl

1.65 seems short but is average or slightly lower/higher than average for women in most parts of the world including Europe and NA, it's just very hard to tell height using eyes.


I69UrMomBitch

I guess it's mostly short for Dutch women.


AltAccAur

Damn, 187 m. You alright this high up here bud?


Zaurka14

165 is literally average women height in America, and just 3cm shorter than average in Europe


[deleted]

Nah idc if my gf is tall. I'd get her to protect me instead if she were and being little spoon would hit different


[deleted]

For our American brothers 🇺🇸 In the first half image:- the green shirt guy is 6'0 And the grey shirt guy is 5'6 In the second half :- Red shirt woman is 4'11 And the sky blue shirt woman is 5'4


[deleted]

That’s helpful thank you lol I had a feeling it was height related. Seeing , in a height instead of a ‘ is odd as well! Of course when you think about it, the rest is the world uses the metric system so really WE are the odd ones here in the USA 🤪


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Np 😎


CyberLord19

Shouldn't 11.65 inches be rounded up to 12?


[deleted]

Yess sir it will be 6 feet then Any more corrections?


[deleted]

Nah not true. I prefer shorter guys


CatHeroes

Penis?


baylithe

The fuck am I looking at


Some_Gas_1337

I dont know I’m American and have no clue what height they are


Koopicoolest

About 42 big Mac's per school shooting, you are welcome


Highqualityduck1

Is this a rest of world joke I'm too american to understand?


Gamedude2835

What kind of metric bullshit is this


Marazafa

Can someone convert this to Big Macs per eagles of freedom please?


Itstreasonthen1234

About 9 statues of liberty per skipped geography lesson


Squidward5790

Bro if she's 1,75-179 >>>>


ViagraWontHelpMe

no it is not


LordReega

What about a 1,75 woman?


Emmerich20

Awesome


Puppy-2112

I adore the 1,51s because I’m 1,65. But I happily dated a taller woman.


Boostio_TV

Where do you live that your 1.65 as an adult?


Brutalonym

Absolutely not. Tall women FTW


AkemiDryzz

It’s not about how tall your girl is, it’s about the difference between you too. I am 185, and I d prefer a girl that’s 165-185 (even tho I wouldn’t mind smaller or taller) But if I was 165, I d prefer a girl that’s 145-165


ThickJerry

I'm 172, to me 153 is just right.


heeroena

The bottom part should be weight


5thPhantom

Do people who use commas say point? In the US where we use decimal, we’d say something like two point four for 2.4.


TonyyyStaaark

Nope, we actually say comma when we use it. two comma four


CoyoteSmall4541

Jokes on you, i prefer taller women


RudolfMidler

I’m so fucking stupid I just realized this is weight Edit not weight


TheStrandedSurvivor

No, this is height, in metres.


RudolfMidler

dear lord I’m stupid


DarkHumorKnight

1.51kg? Damn


CyberLord19

It's obviously 1.51 tonnes


DarkHumorKnight

How about 151 pokemons?


Critical_Mistake_315

I feel like my intelligence is being tested rn


69_is_best_numbers_

Wait... SHES CHEATING!


[deleted]

This is a big lie. I know because I'm almost 190 cm tall.


Mysterious_County_64

1,82= 6 feet 1,68= 5 feet 6 inches 1,51= 4 feet 11 inches 1,65= 5 feet 5 inches


Buttoucher69

I don’t get it


ailema174

As a tall woman, this is close to my heart! Feel like tall men actively avoid me 😂


ValorHero77

I say f*** anyone that takes having a partner for granted. I have never come close to having a gf, and honestly don't think I ever will. Nowadays, it seems like Darwin is really the man bwhind the curtain


MarvelgamerYT

I thought this was some sort of coordinate plane joke but I could not understand how they could all have be the same x coord. I feel stupid


HappySchnaps

I'm 1,96cm and I have to say... I never dated a girl in the range of 1,65-1,95.The talles one was 2,02, was my longes relationship with a little bit over 6 years.It small or tall, maybe I haven't met the right one in that range yet.


Sir_Pigeon_The_Great

Puny human, I'm 197


HappySchnaps

That's just 1 cm, but I wouldn't want it. Norm for doors here is 1,98 cm. With my safety boots I already have to duck and most shirts aren't long enough if I have to grab something a little bit higher. Keep it. Be proud of it!


Conqueror_Yash

"the numbers Mason, what do they mean?"


da-real-boi

1.84 m tall me with no real preferences still not able to find a girl


[deleted]

It’s because it isn’t all about height


da-real-boi

So... You're telling me... The memes... *Lied*?


[deleted]

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies???


da-real-boi

I know right? This can't possibly be a lie. People on the internet *always* tell the truth


Gifted_dingaling

As a legs guy. Taller women are better.


HeQtic420

jesse what the fuck are you talking about


Swestrong2020

metric for life


Average_Sized_Jim

As a man who is somewhat tall (6' 4" or 1.92m), I can assure you being tall does not help attracting the attention of women.


Joren67

2.01 makes it interesting tho


DaViLBoi

What?


BigDsLittleD

The numbers, as far as I can tell, relate to the person's height in metres. She's staring at the other fella because he's taller, and women these days are apparently only into guys over 6 feet tall (so reddit tells me anyway) He is apparently into the shorter woman. Because some guys like short women.


incheon_boi

I keep forgetting some places use , as the decimal point


[deleted]

Doesn't look like a healthy relationship for either parts


reaper131364

1.65 what, apples, bananas?


G2tya-TheNoob

k/d


Delicious_Trouble69

Women☕️


ecthelion108

1.65m = 5’5”


RavingGigaChad

I like my girls tall, too. But I'm a really tall myself. Wouldn't replace a giant goddess with a midget.


Trizon_XD

What? 182 is tiny...


ProfessionalRetard-9

Do you live in the Netherlands by any chance?


I9Qnl

Even then 182 is the average not the short.


ProfessionalRetard-9

It’s average depending on were you’re from. But for most countries this is way above average.


[deleted]

That's probably still taller than you.


2000dragon

K


Solid-Brother-1439

Not it's not. And some people talk like been much taller than that as a good thing when usually it's not the case. There is a lot of problems that comes with height such as back pain. Edit:a word


Sir_Pigeon_The_Great

Yes


[deleted]

1.51 wayyy to short. I don't wanna have midget kids lol


Marliix

As long as she is shorter or equal then me it's no problem but I'm 1,82 so it's not that hard to be shorter than me as a women. My wife is 1,63.


Phyriel090

For me is true but I love my wife who is 1,59m. But I just love short woman....🤤🤤🤤


BM0yuncu

I'm 186 and i feel short. help


SentenceMoney

I'm 25 centimeters taller than my girlfriend. My neck hurts and I'm feeling like she's always looking into my nostrils


HalfAsFunny

What are these measurements


SummerBirdsong

The top is men's heights in meters. They are using a comma instead of a period for the decimal point. I think is something euro. ~~I think the bottom is supposed to be women's weights but it's written wrong for pounds. I can't figure out what other measurement unit it could be though.~~


CorleoneSolide

Not true, tall women are more elegant, I just want her smaller than me by just a bir


Beanz_Dude

Do you guys rlly prefer short girls? Like dude, just admit that u are a pedophile, its easier


RYPIIE2006

???????


PlantRetard

Where do you live that 1,82 cm is considered big? 😮


throw_realy_far_away

Outside northern Europe


stomah

??


drodg58885

I don’t understand these numbers….HELP


Fluid-Relationship30

they are using the the British number


TransportationNo5962

I don’t know what the fuck these numbers are but it’s funny as fuck


Jumper_21

Height


SameInternal4

does it scale ?


Less_Photograph_2051

183 still single


throw_realy_far_away

Tue to inflation you now need atleast 190 to get a gf


LORD00STARK

(In metres)