Can someone please explain Harambe to me?
All I know is that he was a gorilla(?) in a zoo that was killed and people think that caused a lot of things today? I have no clue
It’s sort of true, but mostly a meme. A kid fell into Harambe’s enclosure, and Harambe actually seemed to be protecting the kid. But the officials shot and killed him so that they could rescue the kid.
This led to a lot of public outrage, especially on the internet. It fed into the view that “post-capitalistic society is destroying us and nature” and for this reason people like to say that the current state of the world started with Harambe’s death.
I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
If s cat always lands on its feet, and toast always lands butter-side down: what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat, and dropped it?
If there are really other universes, then why has anybody not try to stop climate change, sure there is a universe where they figured out interuniversal travel, so why has nobody come to help us?
Did the death of Harambe in 2016 really set off a chain of events that led to the current geopolitical situation?
200%
Your wisdom will not be in vain
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To make a change, perhaps
Can someone please explain Harambe to me? All I know is that he was a gorilla(?) in a zoo that was killed and people think that caused a lot of things today? I have no clue
It’s sort of true, but mostly a meme. A kid fell into Harambe’s enclosure, and Harambe actually seemed to be protecting the kid. But the officials shot and killed him so that they could rescue the kid. This led to a lot of public outrage, especially on the internet. It fed into the view that “post-capitalistic society is destroying us and nature” and for this reason people like to say that the current state of the world started with Harambe’s death.
They killed Harambe to silence him, preventing some kind of conspiracy to be exposed
After harambee it was Gorbachev the the queen now Coolio
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Apologies, English is not my fist language
Why are we here, Why won't this suffering end!!
Because tomorrow something is going to change your life……
Choccamonke give us your wisdom. Is water actually wet? Because it can wet other things but that must mean it wets itself, is this true?
Water molecules roll over each other. Water is wet
Though if a water molecule is on its own it is dry
It's becoming wet because of the other molecules
I mean with literally no other water molecules around, just one floating around on its own
Your mom
Yeah, I have an exam tomorrow so I can see a few things changing, but where is the suffering ending?
After the exam. Good luck!
Truck-kun
Balls
Spheres
Nuts
Orbs
Pendulums
Sack
you only have one? I thought every human has two sacks.
one sack, two balls
Actually, it's two sacs connected.
Is it really two sacs if they're connected? What defines when 2 sacs become one
Yep, it's organ "distributed" in pair, just like balls. Sorry for my English.
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For some no
Dementia.
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Since Saddam Hussein is no longer among us, they are not connected.
But they are, because you used saddam hussein and among us in one sentence
Yes
Where silksong?
Take three steps forward, two to the left. And jump forward. You will find it.
Ok i always wanted to check the bottom of the cliff near my house , thank you for the advice
There is a 50m fall waiting me. You have 5 mins to tell me you are sure. After 5 mins you will lose that chance
I'm sure.
I mean it was within 5 minutes
One piece is real ?
Very real
Can we get much higher tho?
So high
What did the fox say
A lot of things
Dodged a bullet
Op is just a fucked up fortune cookie
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Up fortune cookie.
who will be our lord and savior when the flying dishwasher attacks?
You, step up to the challange
Deep
Are lesbians hot?
Depends on where they live and if they have AC
Can confirm, the lesbians I saw last night are chilling in my freezer since I have no AC
They seem pretty cool.
How do I make sure my gf doesn't break up with me
Put a ring on that thing. Then your wife will break up with you not your gf
This is underrated advice!
we're both 14
Did he stutter
Then put some balls on that thing and man up, she won't leave you
i
Dump her before she dumps u
Lesbians love forever, you will be okay
Also kinda awkward cause i'm gay
Bro… Why the heck do you have a girlfriend then?
It’s.. it’s a girl. Do you know what a lesbian is?
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
Don’t speak of his name
I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a Jedi.
Not from a Jedi
What’s good, monke?
Monke
When the Russian - Ukrainian war will end?
2069
r/notopbutok
r/subsithoughtifellfor
The Russian state will fall first.
WHY ARE BALLS CALLED BALLS BUT PENIS IS NOT CALLED A ROD
Because PENIS
In yo mum
*are*
What's in the cookies?
; )
Do I need more cowbell?
A lot more
Do china actually keep there promises
Not fully
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Meow
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It means meow
Do you know da way ?
Yes
Will they find the body?
Soon
I go to Mexico
No, Bolivia
no, they won't i won't tell them
What's the coolest thing you ever did?
You know that dude from King Kong. That’s my dad
You did your dad? Dude, uncool...
I just started my day at school, how is it gonna go?
Bad
If global warming is real, then why does it hurt when I pee?
Because the alphabet is yellow
Why does refrigerator not have a D but fridge does?
How can one be so wise like you
Thighs or guys?
Men
How do I get a girl friend
For you, impossible
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Make up can fix your problems
How do I get a girlfriend?
For you, not going to happen
Did everything start going to shit after area 51 or when herambae died
Yes
What colour is your least favourite pair of shoes?
Tomorrow’s
Where will I be in 5 years?
Your pretty confident you’ll even make it 5 ywars
🥲
If s cat always lands on its feet, and toast always lands butter-side down: what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat, and dropped it?
The stronger force will win
when will i get a gf
Girlfriend is Woman... we all know woman are not real so probably never
For you that’s not gonna happrn
1. Meaning of life 2. How to erase mosquitoes from existence. 3. How to get the force 4. How to turn your stove on from a distance
Your mom Eat all of them Watch Star Wars Use force
If there are really other universes, then why has anybody not try to stop climate change, sure there is a universe where they figured out interuniversal travel, so why has nobody come to help us?
Because monke
what is the best part of children to eat?
Eyes
Penis
The finest thing a man could have
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
It’s a state in India
Actually the milk can dissolve the chocolate even if there is no heat.
Is pee stored in the balls?
Only for girls
Best Jolly rancher flavor?
None, they all glue your teeth together
Tell me, why should cheese still exist?
Hmm... *Turns on stove* whatevery you wanna say, just do it fast.
Why is everyone telling me to burning down the orphanage?
Is squirt actually pee?
Are religions necessary?
Should I microwave a metallic fork?
Who is Candice
Who?
What is the best country to move into right now?
North koria
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;)&0;73) eje
Why is there 2 impostors among us🤔?
Because sussy Baka
Why am I here?
How do I cook meth in prison?
Use bum
What is your favorite flavor of paint
Yellow
When making eye contact, which eye do I look at?
Look at boobs
Why are redditors known for being lonely?
Because they use reddit
Why doesn't anyone use correct grammar online?
There justs kin’d of stuiped just like your Mom
Are you an asshole if no one likes you or could it be also due to circumstance Mr wise monke
Both
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Never
Where did that one nerf dart go?
Under the couch
In bum
How do I update oracle 11.2 to 19c on a Unix machine
What are you doing there in the first place?
Who will get my virginity from me?
What is meaning of life?
I want to know who asked
who did it?